Chapter 108: Can it really...really hit your lungs?
Once the message was sent, the regional channel was quiet for a while, and then someone started to speak.
Zhou Kai: "The boss is so powerful, he can easily come up with something that no one else has seen before!"
Liu Jin: "One thing to say, one thing to say, it's true."
Chen Guanghan: "You guys only know how to flatter me, why should you sign up?"
Zhou Kai: "There is no chance to explore!"
Liukin: "1"
Chen Guanghan: "Then I won't be polite! @李正, big brother, I will give you a bronze-level kinetic core, please give me a spot, the type is whatever you decide!"
Mo Lian: "@李正, boss, I will give out two bronze-level kinetic cores and ask for a place to go to the sauna! (shy face)"
Chen Qianxue: "@MoLian, you little prodigal, you have no good intentions! @李正, I will also offer two bronze-level kinetic cores to buy a quota!"
Mo Lian: "@陈千雪, where are you going?"
Chen Qianxue: "The boss probably doesn't mind flying together. (Shy face)"
Mo Lian: "(furious)@陈千雪, you are more shameless than my mother!"
Chen Guanghan: "(Shocked) Why didn't you two choose a love hotel?"
Zhou Kai: "Does that need to be said? In the past few days after entering the game, which player has the opportunity and resources to take a bath? It's fake for these two girls to want to hang out with the boss, but it's true to take the opportunity to take a bath."
Lu Li: "@Molian, @陈千雪, two silly old ladies, if you want to take a bath, you can choose a love hotel! Which hotel have you seen that doesn't have a separate bathroom?"
Lu Li is indeed a mental patient with a broad mind. He can easily discover details that others overlook and can get to the point with just one word.
Li Zheng couldn't stand it anymore. If he continued talking like this, he might be locked up in a small dark room in advance.
Li Zheng: "@鲁李, shut up, you bastard! By the way, I’ll add a condition: I won’t accept female teammates to avoid suspicion!"
Zhou Kai: "The boss's path has become narrow."
Liu Jin: "One thing to say, one thing to say, it's true!"
Chen Guanghan: "Maybe the big guys don't know how rare this kind of opportunity is, right? I remember when I was still studying in Shanghai, college life was so good!"
Lu Li: "@陈光汉, good brother, please open the post and be careful!"
Zhou Kai: "Second!"
Liukin: "1"
Chen Guanghan: "@LuLi, what the hell! After calling me brother, do I have an extra father?"
Li Zheng: "???"
…
After removing more gags and content where female players protested, Li Zheng finally selected two players.
1. Fengshan.
That’s right!
While making pocket watches, Xiao Fengfeng noticed the excitement on the regional channel and exchanged two bronze kinetic cores on credit for a spot.
Li Zheng estimated that this guy should have given up on today's follow-up exploration and was ready to enjoy a good time and relax.
Of course, the most important thing is that this hour can stop the production of pocket watches.
Well, obviously the latter reason accounts for a larger proportion.
The second one is Xiao Siyuan.
As an auxiliary player who does not focus on fighting, every door selection is a challenge for him, so his exploration speed is slower than that of people like Zhan Zhouzhou. There is just one exploration opportunity left, so he simply changes
Got a spot.
As for the price...
He promised Li Zheng that he would compile an article on the dosage of anesthetics afterwards.
Although his main job has nothing to do with anesthesia, Xiao Siyuan's medical knowledge reserve is obviously very rich, including the use of anesthetics, and he also knows a thing or two.
This condition alone cannot be matched by others.
At this point, both team spots have been filled.
Next, the three of them had a heated discussion and finally decided on the room type this time - bathing and sauna.
Li Zheng was quite critical of this. After all, he had already built a bathroom, which would be very convenient for bathing and other things in the future.
Secondly, he couldn't feel the temperature, and couldn't even go into the sauna and enjoy a sweaty steaming trip.
When he enters the sauna... he doesn't even break out a drop of sweat. It's all in vain.
But Fengshan and Xiao Siyuan tried their best to fight for it, but Li Zheng couldn't resist and had to agree.
"Sigh... If you are looking for a blow, I can't do anything about it."
Li Zheng shook his head and reluctantly opened the temporary jump device just issued by the system.
When the portal opened, Fengshan jumped out first, still holding the long-haired white cat in his arms.
"Haha! I can finally get rid of the one-hour production project!"
"Borrowed, borrowed!"
Before he could finish laughing proudly, Fengshan was pushed from behind by Xiao Siyuan.
He's blocking the portal.
"Why did you bring it too?" Li Zheng pointed to the long-haired white cat in Fengshan's arms.
Fengshan lifted the cat up with a smile on his face: "How is it? Pretty, isn't it? I made it a pet, and its name is Pipi."
Xiao Siyuan's head was full of black lines: "Butt? Your naming skills need to be improved."
"Ouch!"
Fengshan put the cat back in his arms and hugged him: "You don't understand, this guy doesn't know what's wrong with him. Every time he lies on me, he likes to point his butt towards my face."
"Oh." Xiao Siyuan nodded and said, "This happens to many cats. It is generally understood as an act of trust. Of course, some people say that this is when the female cat is in estrus."
"ha?"
Fengshan opened the pet attribute panel, looked at the gender carefully, and confirmed that there was a big "male" character there, and then felt relieved.
"It's okay, okay, I'm a male cat, you should just do this because you trust me."
Unexpectedly, Xiao Siyuan's expression suddenly changed, and he said with gloomy eyes: "No! If the male cat is in heat and makes such an action, then you will be in even more trouble.
Because... this cat is probably gay among cats, and you have to find a way to satisfy it."
After hearing this, Fengshan looked constipated: "Probably... no?"
Li Zheng suppressed his laughter and comforted him: "Don't be frightened by Lao Xiao. I have never heard of animals having homosexuality... uh..."
Having said this, Li Zheng suddenly thought of the two Kentai cows and closed his mouth.
Fengshan was even more panicked. He looked at the white cat in his arms with a horrified expression. He felt that there was something wrong with the cat.
The white cat raised its head and softly called: "Meow~"
It was obviously a male cat, and Fengshan had heard its meowing many times before.
Only this time, he actually heard a charming and enchanting meaning in the "meow".
"I'm so sorry...!"
Fengshan was so frightened that he almost threw the cat out.
Fortunately, Li Zheng stopped him in time: "Don't get excited! Maybe it just wants to fart at you?"
Fengshan: "..."
That's still acceptable.
Much better than gay cats.
"Meow..."
The white cat's paws were tightly hooked on Fengshan's sleeves. It was so frightened by the slap just now that it shivered and made a weak and pitiful cry.
Xiao Siyuan straightened his face and said, "Okay, I was teasing you just now. I'm not a veterinarian, so I don't know the meaning of animals' limbs."
Fengshan: "...it beats your lungs!"
Xiao Siyuan looked at him with shy but expectant eyes: "Really...can it really hit your lungs?"
