Li Zheng did not expect that Xiao Siyuan, a soldier with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a simple and honest appearance, would make flirty jokes one after another.
Coupled with the iron-blooded military temperament that he unconsciously reveals, the contrast is very strong and makes people feel unreal.
"I asked you, what did you look at when you were on Earth?" Li Zhengzheng looked at Xiao Siyuan blankly, "Are you always like this at the outpost?"
Xiao Siyuan shrugged and said, "Absolutely. I usually stay in each outpost for ten days and a half, and I face all the old faces. If you don't find some fun to entertain yourself during the exchanges,
, how boring that would be.”
Hearing this, Li Zheng nodded, actually feeling that what Xiao Siyuan said made sense.
It's like everyone has entered the Matrix now, and most of the chats in the regional channels are informal. It seems that this can reduce the loneliness and emptiness of being alone in the Matrix.
It can also relieve the psychological pressure of facing various dangers every day.
Not everyone can find people they were familiar with before and form a team to explore together after entering the matrix.
Although two or more people form a team, safety is relatively higher during exploration.
However, the number of times each person can enter a room every day is fixed. Even if you are in a team, as long as you pass through the same door, you must each consume one exploration opportunity.
This will invisibly reduce the income by multiples.
Of course, this does not mean that there are absolutely no team players in the matrix, but relatively speaking, the number is much smaller.
"Post?" Fengshan put the white cat in his arms on the ground and looked at Xiao Siyuan curiously: "What post? Aren't you a doctor?"
Xiao Siyuan once told everyone that he has medical expertise. When he heard this ability, he knew that he was engaged in medical work on Earth.
"Well, to be precise, I am a military doctor."
Once the topic of his career comes up, Xiao Siyuan becomes more serious: "But I have retired now."
"Retired? Military doctor? Outpost?"
Fengshan muttered these key terms and basically guessed Xiao Siyuan's occupation: "You are a border guard...what the hell?!"
"Snapped!"
Fengshan saluted a not very standard military salute with a solemn expression: "Salute to the hero!"
"How come everyone except Li Zheng knows about my deeds?" Xiao Siyuan complained with a smile, and then returned the standard military salute, "What kind of hero am I?"
"The real hero has fallen asleep long ago. I am just an ordinary soldier who survived the battlefield." Xiao Siyuan seemed to remember something again, and his eyes turned red.
"嘤嘤!"
Li Zheng turned around and saw Xiaoying standing on his shoulders, imitating Xiao Siyuan's movements and making a salute, which looked decent.
"Haha, I can't even reach my forehead with my short hands, why are you joining in the fun?" Li Zheng reached out and flicked Xiao Ying's head, and the little guy looked at him aggrievedly.
"Who says that those who are alive are not heroes?" Fengshan said solemnly: "As a border guard, guarding the country is already a heroic act. As a military doctor, Lao Xiao, I don't know how many soldiers you have taken care of and cured in the past.
hero.
If you are not a hero, who is?
Those shitheads who use their keyboards against their fellow humans online?”
"Sometimes, I would rather not be this so-called hero." Xiao Siyuan looked a lot more lonely, "I hope they can survive. I want to see that kid cry in front of me again."
The atmosphere became dull.
Li Zheng knew that Xiao Siyuan was thinking of his former comrades again.
After a while, Xiao Siyuan recovered from his memories, and said with a smile with tears in his eyes: "Aren't we here to relax? Let's run away!"
With that said, he took the lead and walked towards the light curtain.
"Wait a minute, let me choose the room type first."
Li was selecting the type of bathing and sauna through the system interface from behind, and followed with Sakura.
Fengshan also picked up the butt that had been tickling his trouser legs, and then followed.
…
The light curtain was like a dreamy bubble. When it dispersed, what appeared in front of Li Zheng was a small dressing room with three vertical cabinets.
Opening the cabinet, there were three sets of bathrobes, slippers and some toiletries inside.
Xiao Siyuan was a soldier after all. He moved very quickly, stripping himself naked in three strokes, and then put on the bottom of his bathrobe (just a pair of super loose pants).
"Hey! This environment is great!"
As soon as Fengshan came in from behind, he first exclaimed, then Ma Liu stripped himself naked, and while putting on his bathrobe, he looked at Li Zheng maliciously: "What's the matter? Is it possible that you still need a few brothers to help you change?"
Xiao Siyuan had a towel on his shoulders and was holding something like body soap in his hand. He also had a wicked smile on his face, and the meaning was self-evident.
"Ah!"
Li Zheng rolled his eyes at them, glanced at 'Xiao Feng', and mocked: "I'm giving you two a chance to go in and soak first to avoid being irritated later."
"cut."
Xiao Siyuan said disdainfully: "Unless you can tie it around your waist, it's impossible to stimulate... Sorry, excuse me, farewell!"
Before he finished speaking, Xiao Siyuan turned around decisively with toiletries and fled.
But Li Zheng had already stripped himself naked, raised his arms very calmly, spread his legs, and showed a lustful look on his face.
"I'll say goodbye too!"
Fengshan hurriedly picked up his things and walked toward the small door in the locker room with Xiao Siyuan.
Vaguely, Li Zheng heard the two of them whispering.
"Damn it... I always couldn't learn how to write wooden characters when I was in school. It's not until now that I understand the meaning of this character."
"It's so exaggerated. This thing might really be able to be worn around your waist."
…
"Look, are you hit?"
Li Zheng curled his lips, put on his bathrobe and slippers, picked up toiletries, took Xiaoying and Buttocks, and walked into the inner room with Conner steps.
There is a lot of water inside, and there are two pools, one large and one small, covered with tiles.
Originally, Xiao Siyuan and Fengshan were sitting in the big one, soaking, paddling and chatting.
As soon as they saw Li Zheng coming in, they both turned around and turned their backs to him.
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Li Zheng: "..."
He raised his hand and threw both Sakura and Butt into the small pool, letting them play with the water on their own. Then he threw away his bathrobe, and jumped up with a loud "yahoo", and smashed into the big pool like a cannonball.
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"Boom!"
The water splashed, and after it settled, the water in the entire pool was visible to the naked eye.
"childish."
"That's right."
Xiao Siyuan took the lead and said a few sour words, while Fengshan echoed from the side.
“Pfft~~”
Li Zheng got out of the water, wiped a handful of water on his face, curled his lips proudly, and rowed to a corner to soak quietly.
“As expected, I can’t feel the water temperature.”
Li Zheng can feel the water flow, but cannot feel the temperature of the water.
It can't be said to be cool, nor can it be said to be warm.
In a very contradictory state.
Beside me, Pipi came out of the small pool at some point, paddled flexibly with all his limbs, swam to Fengshan, turned over, and started backstroke with his belly facing up, circling around Fengshan.
Li Zheng was watching and found it funny.
He has seen many cats on earth who were restrained and forced to take baths by various measures.
It can be said that the average domestic cat cannot take a bath without two or three people.
The butt is good, not only is it not hairy, but it is quite enjoyable to swim with.
Especially the thick long hair on its body, when it kicks its legs in the water, the hair swings up and down and left and right along with the current, very soft, just like a small snow-white sea lion.
Relaxing time often passes quickly. After soaking for a while, Li Zheng started to rub the dirt on his body these days.
It was already the fifth day since the game started. During this period, Li Zheng was injured and rolled around. Occasionally, he would be splattered with blood when he killed monsters.
At this time, as the fingers rubbed, the water in the pool gradually became turbid.
"Huh? This pool also has an automatic circulation system?"
Li Zheng saw dirty water flowing in one direction and entering another corner, where there was a black pipe entrance.
Sewage was poured into it, but the water in the pool continued to decrease.
"It's a pity that the water here cannot be taken away, otherwise the newly built bathroom in the capsule residence would be operational."
Li Zheng felt a little regretful, but an idea came to his mind inexplicably.
"If this water is not allowed to be taken out, what will happen if the player drinks it? Will it be left behind when leaving here?"
Shaking his head slightly, Li Zheng drove this idea out of his mind.
It is estimated that no one except Lu Li can do this kind of thing.
Next time you encounter a leisure room, you may consider bringing Lu Li with you and let him try it out.
Speeding up the speed, Li Zheng was soon washed clean and refreshed.
On the other side, Xiao Siyuan and Xiao Siyuan were not slow at all. After washing themselves, they stood up and said, "Let's go to the sauna together?"
"No, you go ahead, I still have children to take care of."
Li Zheng shook his head and refused, called Xiao Ying over, put some shower gel on the little guy, let him rub it into bubbles, and then rinsed it clean.
"Then we'll go by ourselves."
The two of them said this and got into the sauna room next to them.
"Oh, it's not that I don't want to steam. It's really better to stay in the pool than to sit in the sauna. At least I can feel the water in the pool."
Li Zheng looked to the side and saw that his butt was still swimming on his back. He stretched out his hand to pull it over and washed it together.
"Meow~"
When Li was giving it shower gel and lathering it, it behaved very well, sitting calmly on the edge of the pool without fussing or barking, and even made a "gurgling" sound when it felt comfortable.
"Hey~"
Li Zheng raised his eyelids and said in surprise: "You are so comfortable, and you still want me to help you take a bath."
"Meow~"
Buipi was no stranger to him either, so she rubbed the back of his hand to please him.
"Oh, for the sake of your cuteness, let's forget it this time."
Li Zheng worked hard to wash it for a while, then picked up some water and rinsed it clean.
When the butt is dry, the hair is as fluffy as a hair ball. Once wet, the hair sticks to the body, and the body size instantly shrinks by two-thirds, making it look very thin.
…
Fifty minutes later, Li Zheng bought a new set of clothes and dressed neatly. He held a hair dryer in his hand to dry the hair of the two pets.
"Let's ask that little girl Li Chun to help her make a set of clothes later..."
Li Zheng's hand holding the hair dryer suddenly paused, remembering something wrong.
"Li Chun hasn't sent any messages on the regional channel since this morning?"
I opened the rankings and took a look. Li Chun's name was still in ninth place and had not disappeared.
"The name is still there, should everything be fine?"
Li Zheng opened Li Chun's private chat and tried to send a message.