Chapter 1361 The joys and sorrows of human beings are not connected
Bao Er arrived overnight carrying a custom-made drum washing machine that was 5 to 6 meters high and 4 to 5 meters wide.
Sitting on the threshold and breathing heavily,
"What's going on? What's going on?"
That thing weighed several tons at least. He was riding a little sheep, and a drum washing machine was riding on him. When he passed the city gate, those second-rate people almost laughed their teeth out.
Wu Ke showed the unique look of a top student, and after some careful calculations, he came to the conclusion:
"Brother Chou, finally stand up!"
Everyone:???
Anyone who talks only half of his words deserves to die!
The huge sound of the drum washing machine running came from the home tree. When the thing moved, it was like the waves crashing on the shore. The noise was extremely loud. In line with Mingguang's consistent principles, in addition to being strong and durable, this thing has the final explanation of other additional attributes.
All properties belong to the manufacturer.
If you put it all together, "noise" should probably belong to one of the "additional attributes" and is not included in the category of "quality issues" at all.
In just a few minutes, a large, square machine broke through the sound barrier with a loud bang, then ignited dazzling lake-blue sparks, and then turned into a long tail flame, easily crossing seven or eight mountain ridges, booming.
A certain bald mountain was smashed with a sound.
Lin Chou stood in front of the smashed window and was stunned for a while: "Are you kidding? I have one hundred thousand circulation points..."
It's so ridiculous that it's completely useless. No matter how much you multiply zero, it's still zero.
No matter you are a small toothpick or a Diao Chan waist, at least there must be such a part to have the opportunity to expand and expand and wait for good news.
Lin Chou raised his arm and looked at the wet hair.
Good guy, my hair is not even wet——
Is this true?
Is this polite?
Is this what it should look like when it comes out of the washing machine?
Under the tree.
Everyone looked surprised and weird, some suddenly realized it, and some were holding back internal injuries.
Bao Er shrank his neck and stepped on the little sheep:
"Well, I'm leaving first. My brother-in-law and sister-in-law are getting married today (no)"
Bao Er ran away in a hurry.
Su Yourong: "I'm going to shred the potatoes..."
Sister Da Yuexiong raised the dog hair on her hand: "I'm going to knit a sweater..."
Qualified employees must not appear with a group of idle bastards watching the boss at the same time, as this can easily lead to murder.
Wu Ke sighed deeply,
"Even mathematics can't save Brother Chou anymore. Isn't addition good? Do you have to do multiplication??"
The news that Boss Lin shut himself up on the spot quickly spread within a small circle, and everyone who knew about it was smiling on their faces and in their hearts.
The good thing is that the restaurant's newly launched alpine sea king crab set meal has successfully attracted a large number of sea hunters, and Yanhui Mountain was overcrowded.
No matter whether you are cold-resistant or heat-resistant, whether you are diving or swimming, as long as it is related to sea hunters, they want it all.
"Excuse me, your mother's money. Don't leave this queue. Didn't you just capsize last week? You can't give up. You think the goddess of luck is your grandma. She patronizes your business like this. You won't die even once."
Want to play again?"
"Even if your own mother dies, I won't die. Hehe, what happened to the boat capsized? I lost one of the nine people in the boat. Why don't you come and suck my big toe? Are you envious? Jealous? You're all blind.
You are so angry!"
"..."
The queue stretched from the main entrance of the small hotel to the foot of Yanhui Mountain, leaving no place for the wilderness wanderers who usually hang out here to stay.
Both of them have bad tempers, who is spoiling whom?
But take a look at the woman who is over two meters tall and has an explosive look on her face. She is blowing the cold wind mixed with ice crystals brought by the home tree while knitting a sweater and drinking colorful snake wine. These evolvers who are not afraid of even the king of heaven can finally realize it clearly.
Who is the real mother?
After noisy and noisy, the dragons became strangely quiet, just irritating each other with their big bloodshot eyes.
——Your horse is gone, what are you looking at?
——Your horse is gone. Hey, what are you looking at?
——Your horse is gone. Do you have the ability to beat me?
——Your horse is gone, you can try to use my finger!
As soon as the newcomer took one step forward, the hair on his body stood up in excitement.
So weird!
What the hell is this?
What's going on?
What kind of evil skills are they doing here one by one?
"Wow, what happened today, so many sea hunters!"
A large group of women in cool and gorgeous clothes, hugging candy bags and carrying young bamboo shoots appeared at the end of the queue. There must be at least fifty or sixty women.
"It's so scary and murderous. What are they doing?"
"It smells so fishy...Sea Hunters, look at them, they are all so tanned."
"What do you know, little girl? This is called bronze. It was popular before the catastrophe. Oh my, my, my waist is not as thick as other people's arms. I really want to pinch it."
The sea hunters, who spend 365 and 370 days a year wandering around the sea without seeing even a male creature except goats and dolphins, have never seen this battle, and more than half of them immediately tightened their pretense.
Cold storage, and at the same time vigorously flexing the muscles on his elbows-does this thing really make an excited little girl come over and pinch it?
Should I let her pinch me? Or should I pinch her back?
This army of fifty or sixty people is mostly the new daughter-in-law or princess of a big family, the older ones are forty or fifty, and the younger ones are sixteen or seventeen years old.
They come to the mountain every few weeks. When ordering, they basically slide their hands from the beginning of the menu to the end of the menu. They eat everything they can. They never ask about the price. They only repeat the twittering: "
Lord Gungun? Why doesn’t Lord Gungun come out to play?”
In short, the average appearance level of the Detachment of Women is basically that of White Russia before the cataclysm, and it can be seen by the bachelor men of the Sea Hunters who can tell whether they have single eyelids or double eyelids...
The women's army walked up the mountain, and the sea hunters lined up behind them stared at the little butts in front of them that were twisting happily,
"Who can bear this..."
"It's well-deserved, it's well-deserved! This small restaurant in Yanhuishan needs to be better!"
"I just came here to have a meal, but I didn't expect to find love."
"Go ahead and live your fucking dreams. If you don't even look for a sea hunter to arrange a blind date, your mother will be a widow as soon as you enter the house..."
"..."
When it happened, I really couldn't keep my eyes open to see the sea hunters. As soon as I heard that sea hunters were signing up for various blind dates, the group of beautiful aunts in red and green wanted to sweep them away with brooms.
In the words of a certain matchmaker surnamed Mo, the contribution of these sea hunters to Mingguang's fertility rate is not even half as much as that of Bai Shiba~
Yes, one white or half white is a common unit of measurement within the production committee.
If you are angry, you will not fight, hum!
A group of sea hunters looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, with sad tears falling from the corners of their mouths.
This ass is so moist.
His fiery eyes were darting down three directions. It's nothing to take off your clothes. I can peel off your skin with my gaze!
And women are often very sensitive, this group of women...
Um?
Is this what respect looks like?!
If that damned guy in my family looked at me with a look that was one-tenth as heart-breaking as this, I would be at least three kilograms lighter when I weighed myself the next morning after drinking a bucket of water at night!
Just asking you if it's moisturized?
Do you know what it means that women are made of water?
——So the Detachment of Women in front started to twist even more happily!
When he saw this group of women, Su Yourong, who also came from a big family, stopped cutting shredded potatoes. Her sister, aunt, and aunt screamed with enthusiasm, waving her little hands at Fang Qiu,
"Come on, Sigouzi! Sigouzi! Xiaoqing, stay away! Maoqiu? Niuniu!!"
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emmm...
This chapter actually took me a few days to write, and I really didn’t even take the time to revise it and post it.
There is a feeling that people in middle age are about to die alone.
well...
It was another funeral for an immediate family member. This was the ninth elder to die in the past three years.
My relatives and elders all came back from other provinces to live in my house...
Basically, I am entertaining and running with you.