As we all know, according to the Chinese way of hospitality, one's mother's family must be rewarded with food.
In addition to the regular configuration and a la carte for each person, Lin Chou served new dishes for the countless times while a group of hard-core female men were eating together. She smiled so much that her brother-in-law was so doting: "These are home-cooked dishes, eat them." , You're welcome, You Rong Chizhi, bring over two more boxes of beer, iced ones."
"oh..."
A group of sisters-in-law, who were raising their hands and throwing chopsticks with a heavy and overwhelming momentum like a crane, were laughing and joking.
"Brother-in-law, what kind of dishes are these?"
"It looks so exquisite. Who is that? Isn't your family a thief? What are these dishes called?"
"Ask me? I don't want to disgrace that person. Brother-in-law, please introduce me..."
"Okay!" Lin Chou introduced one by one: "This one is based on the practice of Jiangnan Baihua Chicken. The normal Baihua Chicken is to stick shrimp glue and crab roe on the skin of the whole chicken, supplemented by white chrysanthemums, and has a refreshing taste. Fresh, doesn't Aleng like to eat ham? I added another layer of ham to make the taste stronger. I grew the chrysanthemums myself, but they are worse than those chrysanthemum growers who have been immersed in this way for decades or even generations. It’s far away, you can join in and try it out.”
"This is called stuffed oriole. According to the book "Yunlintang Food System Collection" written by Ni Zan of the Song Dynasty, "use oriole, chop the brain and wings, green onions, peppers, and salt together, stuff it into the belly, and ferment the flour." Wrap it into a small long roll, make the two ends flat and round, and steam it in a basket, or steam it like steamed buns, and then fry them to make them fragrant."
"You must have all eaten mudworm, chicken, seafood porridge and carmine goose breast. There is nothing much to say. The dye is cochineal, and the goose is the fourth-order Qiongqi Swan."
"Worm cake..."
"Glazed fish bones, jade dragon tendons, I won't comment on this dish. It's a gimmick. It's a ten-year-old fish and nine-bone soup. Beef, sheep, deer, donkey, turtle, flying dragon, quail, black-bone chicken, plus its own sturgeon bones are just nine Bones, but I added a shark bone. When fried, the color of the golden soup is quite good. The so-called keel actually refers to the middle bone of the sturgeon head. It is steamed first and then broken into bones. It is said to be as white as jade and like glass. It is also used to make the golden soup. Saffron, here you go, and that's what you see."
"I thought I couldn't waste all the fish, so I made jade dragon tendons..."
"It doesn't necessarily have to be sturgeon. Cartilaginous fish such as sharks can actually be made. In terms of taste, most people can't tell the difference."
"Sister...brother-in-law?"
"Um?"
"You care about this! Call it home cooking?"
"Well," Lin Chou said casually: "What my family eats is not home-cooked food. They stare at me with big eyes and small eyes to see what I am doing. Take it while it is hot. It will come back later. There is also honeycomb steamed pear for dessert, so you are full!"
"That's great..." Zhong Xiaolian almost murmured, "When I went to Qinshan Martial Arts School, the little sisters could only have one boyfriend to support the entire dormitory family. They were far different from the brother-in-law. It was different when the brother-in-law opened his mouth. Mingguang will never find another person who can say so confidently that he can support the Second Bandit Brigade on his own!"
"You talk a lot of nonsense, can't you stop eating?"
"You have to have a good time with your beard and brother-in-law. Otherwise, how can you have the nerve to come over and make a living in the future?"
"Okay, you want to eat alone??"
"..."
In such a scene, Leng Han has a good appetite, but he actually eats very little. Emmmm, maybe he was fed by his own dog food?
When Lin Chou suddenly took out his diving suit, half of the mountain was boiling——
"Hangcao, are you taking it out now?"
"It's too sudden. At least give me some mental preparation!"
"What a good guy, you just slapped Commander Leng in the face, what the hell do you call a straight man giving gifts?"
"Can not bear to look."
"You guys know a hammer, what kind of character does Commander Leng have, and you still play tricks and twists and turns? This is why even Boss Lin has a partner and you are single!"
"Damn it, keep your word, the personal attack is too much!"
"Oh ho, don't make any noise, don't make any noise. Chief Leng is blushing. Come on, come on. I'm giving you a wet suit. I'll put it on to see if it fits. Oh, ho, ho, ho, move. Hahaha, they
Went into the woods!"
"Then it's called a treehouse. Why the hell is it so romantic to crawl into a grove? When you say it, it's like crawling into a field of rice. If you can't speak, you can sew your mouth shut!"
"This plot is wrong, absolutely wrong. Damn it, there is definitely something I don't know about here. Could it be that Chief Leng has secretly captured our lovely Boss Lin?" A certain eldest sister cried out in tears: "No.
Oh wow, this is wrong and immoral!
"
"Let's go, let's go."
"Throw away the hammer!"
"Me too!"
"Oh my god, do you all value participation so much?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, I am no longer a human being, let go of that boy, I also want sweet love~"
"If you don't have love, if you want it, if you want it, at the level of a king, Master Shan will be happy to help you!"
"roll!"
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This was the first time Leng Han came to the tree house, and he was completely confused.
who I am?
where am I?
Why are you trying on clothes all of a sudden?
It's broad daylight...
At least I'm carrying some people on my back...
It's all because of those brats who encouraged me to kill them all later!
Here comes the question, should I go through the process directly or...
The last time she was so embarrassed was the last time. Her scalp was numb and her toes were digging into the ground. The scene on the boat was still vivid in her mind as if it was yesterday. What did she say at that time?
"I'm a little hot, can you help me take off my clothes?"
Oops~
Woohoo, is this really something a human being can say?
Lin Chou was a little dizzy after seeing Chief Leng's rich inner drama. I didn't say anything yet, so why did her face turn red and white in turns?
"How much...did you drink?"
The effect was immediate, and it suddenly seemed less awkward. Boss Lin always thought about problems in strange ways, and Chief Leng finally realized what they called "the superiority of making friends with straight men."
The process of trying on the wetsuit was very quick. After all, it was a full-coverage one that was purely practical and defensive and had no aesthetic appeal at all.
When Leng Han mentioned that the next mission would have to wait a few more days before going to sea, Lin Chou was unusually straightforward and said: "Oh, why don't you leave tonight? I'll prepare dinner!"
"What else are you preparing?" Leng Han, who had been tortured by 2,800 jokes from the 3,000 sisters-in-law of the Second Bandit Brigade ever since he met Lin Chou at sea, blurted out in a flash, "The food has already been heated!"
Lin Chou looked at her doubtfully, then at himself, and fell into deep thought on the spot——
Did she mean what I understood? Did she just mean it, or did she let me mean it? So what exactly did she mean?