"The waist is a good thing. If it hurts, it proves that you have - 猹."
Staring at the slightly low ceiling pattern of the tree house with dull eyes, Leng Han, who had long been accustomed to the days of wandering on the sea, actually had some kind of seasickness-like illusion, drifting, wandering, circling, swaying, and his soul was about to be thrown out.
Body.
Were those sounds really made by me just now?
Maybe...
It seems to be my own, but not my own, not from the throat, but from the cavity, from the top of the head, from the soul, strange and strange, sweet and familiar.
Leng Han's face flushed with crimson warmth, and he felt a little tinnitus.
Tinnitus is fake, but back pain is real.
"hiss..."
Leng Han felt the arm beneath him move, so he quickly closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.
"Woke you up?"
Co-author You actually think I still have time to sleep?!
cough...
Of course, it's impossible to say this in person, it would take a lot of face...
"You go to bed first, and I'll make breakfast...lunch."
A body weighing over a hundred and several dozen kilograms hit the tree at home from a height of several hundred meters. The sound it made was louder than the sound of a cannonball hitting the ground. Leng Han suddenly felt more pain in his lower back...
Come on, you damn straight man, I’m afraid I won’t be able to escape secretly this time.
Tiptoeing, Leng Han put on his clothes and looked down. All he saw was the dark sky filled with Tianling Gai'er. The world was spinning, his scalp was numb, his soul was out of body and he wanted to cry without tears.
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The evolvers on the left and right levels were so enthusiastic that they only said one thing: "Congratulations!"
What can Lin Chou say? This thing can't be rejoiced!
It can't be said that it's rare for a group of rough guys to save face today, but it's just that not just anyone dares to make a joke. It doesn't matter if you make fun of Boss Lin, but if the person involved is replaced by Lieutenant General Leng, most people won't do it.
After careful consideration, I knew that I was definitely not that material.
Of course, the development of the matter did not disappoint the gossip stock investors who had not slept for most of the night. They saw Mr. Huang of Huang Dashan stroking the trunk of the home tree with great affection, his eyes filled with tears and said loudly: "I've suffered so much for you, Baozi, bear with it."
It’s a weight and shock that you shouldn’t bear at your age—ah—”
Amid the roaring applause of a group of evolvers, Shanye indeed lived up to expectations and shot out.
Bai Qiong put up a pergola with his first hand and took a look at the landing point, then shouted in that direction: "Hold on, pick up two glutinous rice golden coconuts and bring them back!"
Lin Chou didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "It's over, let's go get some Haishihua Coconut Milk Jelly later. Master Shan is treating me to a treat. I'll make as many coconut milk jelly as he picks!"
"Oh~ the boss is so awesome~"
"Brothers, you've been watching the excitement all night. What are you still doing? Go help Shan Ye pick coconuts!"
"Yeah!"
"Mom, I've been looking forward to it for a long time. Things worth hundreds of thousands of dollars have been queued up and handed over to the circulation point. Today, I've been looking forward to it!"
Zhong Xiaolian, Geng Yue, the Mi family sisters, and a group of sisters-in-law came over one after another, asking for red envelopes with shy faces and angry eyes. Looking at the look on their faces, if Lin Chou didn't give it, either they would bump into each other to death, or Lin Chou would bump to death here.
Posture.
Theoretically speaking, it's not appropriate to ask for red envelopes at this time. Mingguang doesn't have such weird rules, but...
"Here, give it, wait a moment!"
Lin Chou doesn't have any circulation points or cards. The Goubi system confiscates it much faster than what he earns. Besides, giving money is so vulgar.
Lin Chou took out several trembling blooming flowers from the small cabinet behind the bar and posted them one by one.
"Brother-in-law is... wow... golden??"
"Well..." Lin Chou said with a smile: "I don't know when I will come back next time. I can't spend the red envelopes I gave you at sea. Let's play with these flowers!"
Knife skills are an essential skill for a cook. With his level of strength and tools, it is more difficult to wither a few golden flowers than radish flowers. However, due to texture reasons, the hard-withered flowers only come from the wither.
To be honest, it is not as beautiful and vivid as the radish flower.
"Thank you, brother-in-law!"
"Brother-in-law, if you give us flowers, my sister won't be angry, right?"
"You're such a little face, I never thought you, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, could be such a bitch~"
"Goose goose~"
The overall atmosphere is very cheerful, almost like the Chinese New Year.
Many people are wondering if the girls of the Proclamation Committee are already having a swivel chair racing competition in the office to celebrate. With Lin Chou and Lieutenant General Leng here, even if the Proclamation Committee does not have a full year's target
If you succeed, you will still receive your salary and bonuses.
Well, they really should send a banner to Yan Huishan...
Master Shan came back with a whole bag of coconuts: "Hey, hey, let me tell you, just eating cold dishes is not enough. Isn't this something that nourishes yin and yang and is suitable for all ages?"
"Yes, yes, Master Shan is right!"
"The plan is coming?"
Huang Dashan took out a black thing from the coconut bag: "I have prepared all the materials. The mutated old turtle I just caught. Look at how thick and black the neck is. I also have a cage of flying dragons sent by Zhang Cannon in my car.
Plus the bull whip that Lin Ziqianer slaughtered, you know what it’s called, it’s Bawang’s Son Soup!”
The crowd burst into laughter and booed wildly.
Lin Chou's face turned red and black, but he couldn't hold back a single word. Finally, he gritted his teeth and said, "Master Shan, I think you want to drink this soup?"
How thick-skinned is Huang Dashan? How can he be manipulated by such weak words?
"Oh, we are fighting for each other's glory. We both have a bright future!"
"roll!
"
A group of sisters-in-law rushed to the back mountain, chattering and insisting on helping. Chi Zhi and Su Yourong stood expressionless at the back door with their hands on their shoulders like door gods, defending their territory from the same enemy.
Okay, yesterday you were the ones who caused the boss to instruct our Lord Blood God to go into the mountains to bring food back in person, and today you still want to take advantage of our territory?
Don’t even think about it!
The atmosphere solidified on the spot...
When has the Second Bandit Brigade ever suffered such injustice? Who dares to embarrass a group of masters who would like to weld all of them with Origin Crystal Cannons if the sky falls?
When Mimi Mimi saw that the situation was not good, she quickly stopped a group of little sisters who were eager to try: "Don't make trouble. What kind of kitchen will you help? Don't make trouble. Outsiders are not allowed to enter the kitchen. Be careful that my brother-in-law will bite you. Let's go and take you to the bath."
Let’s go to the hot springs. My brother-in-law’s hot springs here are great. I listen to my relatives in the base city bragging about them every day..."
"Hmph~"
"Sister Mi??"
"As if we are afraid of her, who is she? She has a black face, like Zhang Fei!"
"That's right, I still have a tattoo!"
"You damn girl, you're still complaining about me!" Mimi scolded in a fit of laughter and tears: "You don't have any brains? Who else could such a big guy be? Chizhi! The last remnant of the Tiankeng Blood God tribe! She can fight head-on.
Cold head, can you do arm wrestling? Are you from the same dimension as this person? Even if you are stacked together, I can’t beat him with one hand!"
"Ah?"
"I, this is my first time here... Okay... I always thought that those legends about her were just descriptions and rhetorical techniques... It turns out that there really are such tall women in the world..."
"How many good things did she secretly eat from her brother-in-law to grow so big?"
"Pfft..."
later.
Su Yourong waved her little fists at the backs of several people, and comforted Chi Zhi like a little adult: "We are not the same as them, sister Chi Zhi is good, hum, these people are guests, I will ignore them~"
Chi just pinched the little girl's face and rolled her soft hair into a ball: "Hey, who scolded me for half the night yesterday, saying that a dog takes advantage of others, what..."