But among normal people, few like to listen to drunkards’ nonsense. Top 23S.
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He kept blowing his tongue for three hours, not to mention that Lin Chou and the others couldn't stand it. Even the Wandering Demon's eyes were straight. Of course, there was only one reason: he wasn't drunk, and he didn't even get high.
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So the Wandering Demon's journey of gargling with beer began. Well, this is a typical example of those who play well and then cheat. They have already drank like this. After mixing the white beer, we, the one who came from the dark sea,
The distinguished guest probably won't even think about opening his eyes until the day after tomorrow.
Bao Er, who had been silent for a long time, finally couldn't help but speak with a worried tone,
"Brother Chou, if you drink like this... nothing will happen, right?"
Sikong couldn't help but sarcastically said,
"You're still calling me Brother Chou even now that you're so old? You're not too embarrassed!"
"Hehe... Those who are successful come first, those who are successful come first! This is a traditional virtue and must be respected."
Lin Chou said nonchalantly,
"No matter what happens, the food and drinks are paid for first."
Bao Er Qiya, yes, people make a lot of money in relationships. This is the reason why we can’t make money. It turns out that the brain circuits are different.
Just as there was a "dong" sound over there, Song Qingyun's head came into close contact with the table, and the impact was so hard that it was like a porcelain stone.
Then, Song Qingyun muttered something strange that no one could understand, and snored loudly.
Lin Chou shouted,
"If you lose money in gambling and give me money, this kid drank three jars of five colors!"
"Hey, profiteer."
"Is it humane to earn three million first and then come to win our money..."
The wandering demon wiped the sweat from his face,
"This little brat still has such a bad drinking capacity. Why didn't I remember him being so talkative after drinking too much?"
Bao Er's calves felt cramped as he looked at the empty wine jars piled high on the ground. How could he not drink enough?!
"Oh, it is indeed the world of evolutionaries..."
Bao Er was a little uninterested.
As a man with ideals and ambitions, he is a man who wants to become the leader of Mingguang's largest collection team. At this moment, a sadness surges into his heart:
Mmp, when will you, Mr. Bao, be like them, holding a jar, drinking wine, standing on a stool, bragging about how many beasts of several levels you killed yesterday and how many living corpses you chopped off their heads?
Think about that scene, how many times Bao Er's tears wet the pillow towel and the face of Ma Liu's beautiful sister beside him. Yes, Ma Liu is Bao Er's uncle now, and he is still his uncle.
Men who have a wife care about their family, especially when the wife is ten or twenty years younger than you.
In addition to worrying about "hardware", you also have to worry about "software". Of course, if you don't evolve the hardware, it will be impossible to upgrade it in this life, so the software has to be improved, right?
In his wife's honor, he has to be there to greet her when she eats, drinks, has sex, or even goes out to dance in the square. Otherwise, who will take care of the basket after basket of nuisance complaint letters thrown at the police station?
It's already hard enough for the little wife to be responsible for her beauty, so she definitely doesn't have time to deal with such trivial matters.
It takes two and a half hours every day just to put on layers of makeup and powder before going out (of course they call it disguise, oh no, makeup), which makes his waist hurt, and then he has to endure the high temperature without air conditioning.
Why do you spend so much time in shopping malls carefully selecting clothes and dresses? A prodigal? It’s just nonsense! You have to know that the gorgeous clothes, skirts, and high heels on display are all superficial, and they are all just for show, to show off to outsiders and sisters.
!Those sexy underwear and seductive uniforms that are secretly hidden and taken home are the eternal truth. In the end, whoever is happy will have no idea in his heart?
Thinking of this, Bao Er couldn't help but smile intoxicatedly, and wiped the corners of his mouth with his hand.
In short, the capital that Lin Chou has gained now is greater than that in his entire life. Haven't you seen that the hunters who have always treated the collection team as slaves have now begun to look at him seriously?
Moreover, Bao Er made a major decision the day before yesterday. He handed over everything of his growing collection team to his uncle Ma Liu. There was a deeper truth behind this move that seemed very stupid to others.
Meaning: Anyway, I will see that the sky is hanging on Yan Huishan and I won’t leave, so I love you!
Well, actually there is a very ** reason.
Bao Er glanced at Lin Chou nervously and stopped talking.
He was the one who introduced Mr. Bai's five-meter-high businessman... Although I don't know what happened later, Mr. Bai was so grateful to Boss Lin that he wanted to commit himself to him, but he saw it in his eyes and couldn't do anything fake.
I said it was effective on the spot, miraculous!
Oh my god!
Thinking about his little wife at home, Bao Er secretly made up his mind.
Emmmm, five meters is indeed a bit too much.
I'm afraid I won't be able to withstand the abuse and abuse of a five-meter-old guy now that I'm old.
For a discount, 18cm is enough. It is economical and suitable for all ages.
Sikong waved an empty bowl of cassava dumplings in front of Bao Er.
"Hey, hey! I've been calling you for a long time, why are you so dumbfounded? Your expression is still so vulgar."
"Ah..." Bao Er quickly responded and said with a smile, "Mr. Sikong, hey, what are your orders?"
Sikong said speechlessly,
"What can I say? Boss Lin asked you to find a way to get the new drunkard back to the base city. You can't let him sleep on the lawn outside, right? If he feeds the pitcher plants, do you know where he lives?"
"
Bao Er has a row of breasts,
"This is easy to handle. You will find out when you go back to the base city. Ahem, but I came here on a motorcycle. I am afraid that I will wrong this...Sikong Master Shan Ye, please don't tell me.
, otherwise this person will have to kill me."
Lin Chou rolled his eyes and realized that this was a very difficult proposition:
There is a drunkard picking his feet and a motorcycle. Do you choose to tie him to your back and take him back or put him on the back seat like a rag bag?
If you don't want to be spit on, the answer is obviously the latter.
Lin Chou said with a serious face,
"Don't tell me, don't tell me."
"Yes, yes, don't tell me... Where did I put my recorder? I'll take a photo later."
Sure enough, before the motorcycle could pick up speed, Song Qingyun, lying on the back seat, was like an inverted fountain, spraying all the way. The scene was spectacular!
The honest wandering demon said sadly,
"It's a pity that I didn't buy a recorder. That little thing is too expensive."
Sikong put the recorder away like a treasure and said seriously,
"Lao You, let me tell you, now many hunters have opened live broadcast rooms. They fix the recorder on their head and make fine adjustments. The first-person view of fighting with alien beasts in the wilderness is very special.
It’s very popular, and I heard it’s very immersive and exciting, and they’ve made a lot of money from this!”
The wandering demon scratched his head,
"Is anyone watching?"
Master Shan laughed,
"Then how can we say that there are people watching? Apart from food anchors like Qin Wuyong, this kind of live broadcast room is the most popular! The most indispensable thing in the base city is guys who can't get out of the three walls and are trying to find excitement.
Do you believe that those big girls, young wives, second-generation children and even ordinary people with a little leisure will vote for recommendation even if you are just catching a mosquito in a first-person live broadcast?"
Wandering Demon's brain stopped, "You didn't lie to me? Are you really making money?"
Master Shan yelled,
"Bah, I lied to you?"
The Wandering Demon hurried away, needless to say, he must have sold the skin to buy the Recorder.
Master Shan snorted,
"This guy is more willing to fight and kill than anyone else. I've never seen him save even a dime."
Sikong expressed his understanding,
"If you had awakened a talent that relies on the blood of high-level alien beasts to survive, you might not be as good as others. The two chickens have tortured you into such a bear!"
"..."
Master Shan's face twitched, "Can you forget about the chickens? I finally left them to my grandma to raise for two days."
"Haha!" Sikong looked contemptuous.
But after all, scolding doesn't expose one's shortcomings, so there was no further mention of the fact that Mr. Shan lost half his life savings after being sucked by two chickens and had to rely on Her Majesty the Queen to support him.
Sikong said mysteriously,
"A few days ago, a lucky guy dug out a disc from before the Cataclysm. It was completely rotten. It has been restored in the past two days and is preparing to show an adult scene at the entrance of the alley. It is prohibited for people under the age of 18 to watch.
Do you want to come together?"
A group of people suddenly became interested,
"What kind of album? An action love album? Is it as good as Lin Zi's one?"
Lin Chou, "Get out!"
Shanye clicked his tongue,
"Eh? Let me ask you, Lin Zi, how can you, an innocent little virgin, be so calm? You shouldn't be! You're just pretending..."
Lin Chou sneered,
"You are not pretending to be calm, your grandson is the one who is pretending."
Master Shan scolded, "Damn..."
Sikong looked contemptuous again,
"Please don't use your wretched world view to arbitrarily criticize the tastes of ancient humans before the cataclysm. That's a horror movie! It's from some country... Forget it, it doesn't matter. There is no country now anyway. The disc is from the original soundtrack.
It’s translated. The comrades in the subtitle team worked overtime for days and nights without rest until yesterday to finish the subtitles. The translated version should be called [Insidious 4: Mommy Loves Me Again]. The director’s name is Pitbull or Bull Terrier. It’s said to be terrifying.
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"Mom, love me again?" Shan Ye murmured, his eyes became brighter and brighter, and he slapped his thigh and shouted, "Mom, you know how to play! It's exciting! And it's a mother-child relationship?!"
"..."
Another topic ended in vain. Lin Chou returned to the counter and wiped out the convenience store.
Well, ever since he shoveled the light on the bloody corpse, Lin Chou always felt that this thing was covered in worm-like blood and all kinds of invisible dirt.
"I said, we had a good chat, why are you going to wipe that thing?"
Lin Chou snorted,
"If no one comes to deliver the exotic beasts tomorrow, I will really have to close up shop and go hunting in the wilderness."
"It seems that I have to fill up the cold storage to ensure the inventory in the future, alas..."
In fact, under normal circumstances, Lin Chou had enough inventory of the various exotic beasts sent by the hunters to supply him for many days. However, he was so busy during this period that he forgot that no one had come to deliver food for a long time.
It happened. If Lin Chou hadn't remembered to take a look when he came back from the sea to collect sea stone flowers and hairy mushrooms, Lin Chou would not have realized it.
Master Shan said in disbelief,
"There are so many things in your cold storage, and you actually said they are out of stock?"
Lin Chou rolled her eyes and pointed at the roof,
"Do you know how many ingredients I need to prepare for this dish?"
Shan Ye looked up and saw,
"Niang Xipi, why did you hang up all the wind chimes without realizing it? I still remember that when you first came here, you only sold a salt chicken, tsk tsk, Lin Zi, speaking of which, you are now selling hundreds of thousands of dollars every minute.
You are a big boss, how does it feel to turn your hands to make clouds and rain?"
Sikong and Wu Ke also looked at Lin Chou with interest, especially Su Yourong.
Lin Chou thought for a while,
"It's a bit different from my original goal. I just want to open a small restaurant to earn a little money and cook some dishes that I want to cook. I can open it according to the circumstances and search for ingredients all over the world to study new dishes. Now, well, it's hard to describe.
"
Several people looked at each other,
"Brother, you don't call this a random business? How many days have you been open this month?"
Lin Chou's words are eloquent,
"Who doesn't have a legal holiday yet? Can you blame me? Do you think I'm idle during the Chinese New Year? I'm either opening the business or looking for ingredients, you know?"
"..."
Although they knew that this guy was telling lies, they couldn't refute the fact that Lin Chou brought back at least one new dish every time he went out.
...
In a damp and dark underground space somewhere, the stench of bloody mud was overwhelming. Liu Renjun, who was dressed in white and snowy clothes that was incompatible with the surrounding environment, had an expressionless face.
The whispers of his men came from the darkness,
"hateful..."
Liu Renjun's eyes swept across the honeycomb-like cave, which was empty and only filled with smelly mucus, and finally stopped at the large dome that had mostly collapsed. The collapsed gravel and sand happened to hold up the hole, but as time passed, the sea water
First, a stream of water as thick as an arm appeared. It grew in size and intensity at an alarming speed, and once again washed away the hole that was sealed by sand and gravel.
"It's just a fluke. There's no need to worry. There is a smell above that was destroyed by violent excavation. It's the breath of the Awakened. This is the only nest exposed above the sea. It's not a big deal if someone discovers it."
"But..."
Liu Renjun waved his hand, interrupting his capable subordinate,
"The foundation of the island will be completely destroyed and collapsed soon. You go first and don't miss it."
"yes!"
Liu Renjun stayed there alone, muttering to himself,
"Who on earth discovered the loopholes in the evil intention technique? Who on earth found the lair and actually wanted to ruin my life..."
"Ah!"
Liu Renjun snorted coldly, and the fleshy mud under his feet suddenly lit up with strange dark red lines. Various rings, semi-circles, and curly vine tentacle-like lines finally formed a set of complete patterns with a diameter of ten meters, which was incomprehensible.
A frightened aura rushed out from it, taking Liu Renjun away and completely destroying the dilapidated lair.
On the dark sea surface, a fully loaded sea hunting boat sailed slowly past.
"boom!"
Not far from the sea hunting boat, an earth-shattering explosion sounded, and boulders of mud and sand spewed out from under the sea, carrying the sea water up to a height of hundreds of meters.
The sea hunting boat suddenly sounded the shrill horn,
"Ocean monster! No! Undersea volcano erupts! Turn around! Turn around and stay away!!"