And those guys who caused "someone" to be furious are sitting in a small group at the table next to Lin Chou's counter, surrounded by the sage's glory, eating the sweet-scented osmanthus cicada and spiced peanuts newly caught this morning.
It's salty and light, and you can take a sip of snake wine or a cold, dewy beer from time to time, feeling as comfortable and leisurely as an elder.
Okay, so now is supposed to be the sage time that belongs to the elders...right?
Shan Ye was not simply bribed because of the sorcerer's plate of sweet-scented osmanthus cicadas and peanuts, but also due to some technical reasons. Of course, the technical reasons may also include the sudden poverty of the left bank prince.
The question about the luck value (or unluckiness value) of the warlock is obvious to all, especially when he went to sea two days ago. This guy can be said to have left a very deep impression on everyone, but no (pin) chat (qiong) reached the extreme mountain.
I seem to have noticed something fishy.
To be honest, how can a person be called "unlucky"?
The most obvious point: everything goes wrong.
And it just so happens that lately, apart from going out to sea and rubbing meteorites (which has never been successful), Master Warlock spends almost all of his time in the tavern. What makes Mr. Shan even more incredible is that whenever Warlock wants to come to eat and drink, he is safe.
The probability of success is as high as that of winning the lottery jackpot. Apparition has never lost money or thrown himself or his arms and legs to Mars!
Not once! What does this mean?!
"What kind of thing can be hidden from your Shanye's sharp eyes? Hey!"
Great pioneers deserve some benefits!
Therefore, the scene where the impoverished Shan Ye indulges in the warlock's food and drinks and chats with the warlock is very natural. What's more, the two of them have a common language.
Chicken heart and liver baby.
The conversation flow between the two people is basically like this:
"Warlock, I tell you..."
"嘤嘤嘤~"
"Master Shan, you said..."
"Oh giggle ~"
Very relaxed, very happy, very wise.
Sikong and Wu Ke looked at each other, completely confused.
Wu Ke asked,
"Why haven't you seen Ziyu recently?"
Sikong laughed,
"As for him, whether he can come or not depends entirely on Mr. Zhao's mood today, you know."
Wu Ke held it in for a while,
"I don't understand... Ziyu is already an awakened person. Why should he stay at home? He should go to the wilderness to see more. Besides, Brother Chou has so many good things here, which can be used just right.
"
Sikong shook his head,
"After all, Ziyu is the only one in the Zhao family who has the same gifted bloodline as Mr. Zhao. The entire Zhao family attaches great importance to Ziyu. Ziyu is still young. Perhaps he is afraid that too many people here will encourage him."
"Pull the seedlings to encourage growth?" Wu Ke chirped, "Why did I hear Mr. Zhao say that Young Master Ziyu was fed some medicinal soups all day long to strengthen his body and nourish his body? Medicinal supplements are not as good as food supplements. This is the eternal rule passed down from our ancestors.
The truth is, whoever tries to force the seedlings to grow will not be in Brother Chou's turn, right?"
Sikong shrugged and took a sip of the cold glutinous rice and golden coconut juice.
"Youdao is not afraid of thieves stealing but worrying about them. With the Qin family as an example, the Zhao family really dare not let Ziyu stay outside."
Wu Ke was stunned,
"Mingguang... well... the Qin family... is really miserable."
Sikong shook his head,
"The human heart is frightening and must be guarded against."
"Speaking of which, what happened to you a few days ago?"
"Those who knew about it caught it and tried to trick him out, but it was no use. He was a traitor to the party. He is a shady person, but he is actually very sneaky."
Wu Ke nodded,
"Speaking of which, I'm a little confused. Ogres hardly move near Mingguang. There are even no traces of ogres in the zombie tides in recent years. How could it be such a coincidence that the rebels knew that it was coming?"
Sikong's face darkened,
"It's not that Base City has never thought about this possibility, but it is almost impossible to achieve. I prefer that the rebel party used the same method to lure the ogres to the light... rather than..."
Wu Ke was startled and looked around a little guiltily.
"Damn it, that's what I'm going to say. You wouldn't think... I'm not saying that rebels and living corpses are mixed together. How is this possible!"
If the conversation between the two people is spread out by someone who is interested, it will become "the rebel party and the living corpse have united", "the rebel party can control the living corpse" and so on. If this happens and is ignored, even the gods and Buddhas in the sky will not be able to protect Wu Ke.
Of course, Sikong will definitely not lose a hair even if there are no gods and Buddhas in the sky.
But who cares about the life and death of a small staff member of a scientific research institute?
Sikong laughed and said,
"Stay with me and you're in a hurry. I want to see who is trying to cover up my discomfort. It just so happens that the guy who tried to kill me last time hasn't found the culprit yet."
"..."
Wu Ke blinked, "You... are a bit cruel..."
Sikong smiled calmly and pointed at himself,
"Hard? Compared to those people, it's nothing... We, father and son, are the only ones left in the huge Sikong family. Do you still want to continue? Okay, I'll play with you... I suddenly feel like drinking, ha."
Even Wu Ke, a nerd and a fool, could detect the hatred and bitterness in his eyes.
"Sikong you..."
Just when Wu Kekang was about to speak, Mr. Shan slammed the table.
"Hey, Mr. Sikong, you want to drink? Come on, come on, this table, this table, the best Qingquanshan and cold beer are waiting for you~"
Sikong shook his head, took a sip of coconut juice and fell silent.
Master Shan stared at Wu Ke with a cannibalistic gaze, opening and closing his mouth silently,
"The old man hangs himself because he thinks he has a long life? You shouldn't ask, don't ask!"
Perhaps Wu Ke's silence could make Master Shan warn him in this way...
Fortunately, Wu Ke glanced around the dining room and found that except for Shanye Warlock, he was the only one present.
Damn it, did you just save your life?
Just when everyone in the small restaurant was in an eerie atmosphere of silence, a figure with long twin ponytails jumped like a deer that had just woken up and walked into the dining room in the fresh morning air.
.
Sikong suddenly froze, exclaiming in his heart that this is a lolita! A real lolita that is different from potted plants and the fake and shoddy products of Yourong Girl! Only a lolita has the right to walk like this!
!
Her long*5 twin ponytails showed a hazy white halo, draped over her shoulders and hanging down to her ankles, like angel wings.
The delicate and small Yaobi is almost subconsciously ignored in contrast to the two smart and ignorant big eyes. The pink lips have a jelly-like texture. Even if she is simply wearing a floral skirt, she seems to have
Natural gravity.
This little loli who looked to be only seven or eight years old looked at everyone with a cute look on her face. She stopped jumping as if she was frightened by the gazes of a group of people. Her hair was still trembling.
"Old, boss brother, does he sell soy milk?!"
Lin Chou slowly emerged from behind the counter, revealing half of his face like a paralyzed dog.
"Sorry, no!"
(Ahem, there have been few customers recently, so Boss Lin is obviously in a bad mood.)
The brilliance in the little Loli's big eyes seemed to dim all of a sudden, and the silent accusation made people feel pitiful.
"oh..."
Wu Ke almost scolded her on the spot, damn, this is possible!
The water from Shanye's well spurted out all the way, and there was only one thought in Shan Ye's mind: I have it, I have it, uncle, there is soy milk here!
Little Loli raised her head and looked at Lin Chou, her tone suddenly became brisk,
"Hehe, you don't have to choose whether you should eat soy milk or tofu curd... Then I want a bowl of salted tofu curd, add more coriander, more green onions, more chili oil, but no vinegar!!"
Lin Chou,
"???"
Wu Ke's eyes gradually softened, as if he saw the beginning of an upbeat junior expression on his face, and he glanced at Sikong with a very disdainful look, giving him the feeling that a large army was overwhelming the situation and was victorious.
Oops, in the battle between sweet and salty, I, Wu Ke, finally came out on top!
"Oh, did you see that everyone...um..."
Sikong pinched Wu Ke's shoulders from behind at an angle that no one else could see, pressed Wu Ke's face onto the table and into the plate,
"Xiaoluo...little sister, it turns out you also like to drink salted tofu brain?"
Wu Ke,
"Uh uh... uh... don't wash your pores, you're not sweet... uh uh..."
Sikong kept smiling and leaked two words from between his teeth:
"Shut up!"
The silver-haired lolita looked like a two-dimensional cute creature that came out of avi. Sikong felt that he definitely heard the crisp sound of "bolingboling" when this lolita blinked.
"Why does a big brother put his face on the plate? It's so strange!"
With a sage-like glory on his face, Sikong pressed Wu Ke's face hard into the plate, and then pressed it again.
"This big brother is sleepy. Well, he didn't sleep well last night. I told him early that he would easily suffer from insomnia if he ate too much sweets."
The silver-haired loli nodded quickly and happily, and the hazy glow on her silver hair fell on the ground bit by bit.
"Yeah, yeah, I don't want anything sweet," he said and repeated, "Brother, I want a bowl of salty tofu, add more coriander, more chopped green onion, more chili oil, but no vinegar!!"
Very firm tone.
Lin Chou still had a dog face,
"I'm sorry, I didn't..."
Sikong stopped shouting,
"have!!"
"Snapped."
He snapped his fingers,
"Thirteen."
Thirteen, wearing black leather shoes, a black suit, a black shirt, a black tie and black sunglasses, walked quickly and silently to the dining room carrying a huge alloy box, pressed the green button on the alloy box, lowered his head and said,
"Sir, here."
The alloy box "clicked" and made a metallic synthesized sound that is only seen in science fiction movies. It opened automatically, revealing sixteen evenly distributed squares.
Square 1: Scallion pancake.
Square 2: Stinky tofu.
Square 3: Stinky mandarin fish.
...
Square 13: Tofu brain.
Master Shan said, "Oh shit."
Wu Ke grasped the straw with a cry.
Lin Chou made a sound of fog and grass.
The magician clasped his hands together and made the sign of the cross wildly,
"Ami Tofu, the sad wind is above!"
Sikong smiled and said to Loli,
"Whatever you want to eat, big brother has it here!"
Loli swallowed her saliva and did not look at the sixteen weird breakfast options that Sikong liked most in the box. She repeated as firmly as a little adult,
"I want a bowl of salted tofu, add more coriander, more chopped green onion, more chili oil, but no vinegar!!"
Sikong threw a card at Lin Chou's face,
"Use your chopped green onion chili oil and coriander."
Lin Chou complained,
"What did you learn from potted plants? Treasure chest? Since when did you learn to bring your own breakfast?"
Sikong lay down on the counter and stared at Lin Chou.
"Blame it on me? Who knows what weird things you will eat in the morning if you are in a bad mood? For example, the noodle soup is the best example. If you try it again, won't I get a glare? This is called Mingxiu Plank Road, and be prepared! Don't
Nonsense, the money has been collected, let’s get to work!”
Lin Chou was speechless and silently chopped green onions and coriander. Should he show some due respect to God?
Lin Chou, who had a good attitude of six stars, asked patiently,
"Ah, little one, I have two types of chili oil: sesame oil and clear oil. Which one do you want?"
This is a huge problem!
After reacting for a second and a half, the little Loli's big eyes quickly fell into hesitation.
"Sesame oil? Clear oil? Wow..."
Sikong stared,
"You did it on purpose..."
Lin Chou pointed behind him, "It's behind me on purpose."
"ah?"
Sikong quickly turned around,
"Snapped."
A plate happened to hit Sikong's face. Wu Ke was stunned for half a second, then put his hands on his hips and laughed.
"Eat lemon!"
"It's your own fault that you will not be able to survive, hahaha..."
Sikong was furious. I, my master, have actually been tricked?
Shisan, who was waiting at the door, was stunned. Wucao, things are getting serious!
At this time, a curious look that contained eight hundred words of a kindergarten diploma flashed through the little Loli's misty eyes.
"But brother, what's on the plate is obviously steamed buns, why do you want to eat lemons?"
Sikong took Lin Chou's towel and wiped his face, and said calmly,
"I told you that he didn't sleep well yesterday. He can't even tell the difference between a steamed bun and a lemon. Take this guy down and sing him a lullaby yourself!"
Thirteen replied with a voice like rolling thunder,
"Come on, why are you looking at me? Go sleep with me and I'll sing you eighteen... You shouldn't!"
Wu Ke didn't even say a single word before he was taken away by the strong-backed Thirteen under his arm.
Sikong also made himself a bowl of...salty tofu nao, kind-hearted and kind-hearted (compared to the age difference between the two, this idiom is not overused, right? From this we can see that this book is very academic and rigorous!)
question,
"Xiaoluo...little sister, you came alone? Where are your parents?"
The silver-haired loli sucked the tofu puffs, narrowed her eyes and said with a sweet smile,
"Mom was driven away by dad. Dad has been asleep for a long time. I can't wake him up... My body hurts... I'm coming to find mom!"
When Sikong and Shanye said this, their eyes widened and they were a little confused.
"...Then how did you get out??"
The silver-haired loli tilted her head,
"Come out!"
As he spoke, the starlight on his silver hair kept falling to the surroundings.
Shan Ye poked Sikong and whispered,
"When leaving the base city, no matter the age, only the level is asked. She is an evolved person."
Sikong nodded and asked again,
"Then how did you find here? Who is your mother?"
The silver-haired loli pouted,
"Dad said that mom went to the west! Humph, he thought I didn't know which way is west! I'm not that stupid!"
Mom went to the West? Dad has been asleep for a long time?
Could it be that this little loli ran away on her own after her parents died and went to Yanhui Mountain, 200 kilometers away from Mingguang?!
Sikong was stunned and looked back at Shan Ye. Shan Ye shrugged.
"Take jujube pills."
Lin Chou rolled his eyes,
"Congratulations, the abduction was successful."
Sikong had a saying "mmp" lingering in his heart and he didn't know whether to say it or not. He was also afraid of ruining the good image of a kind-hearted big brother he had just established, so he could only hold back and say nothing.
Master Shan glanced sideways at Sikong,
"Tsk, you're lucky, this plate is yours. I happen to be a little allergic to lolita recently, but you don't just like..."
As he spoke, he made a high-pitched gesture to strengthen his tone.