Eight hundred and thirty-first chapter Uncle Warlock's mount
Snails that are in confinement are rare ingredients. Well, the same goes for those who are not in confinement. Top 23S.
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This is something that doesn't usually appear on most people's dining tables.
In fact, our ancestors prefer to treat certain types of snails as medicinal materials rather than food ingredients, such as the snails in "Famous Doctors" and the slugs in "Compendium of Materia Medica".
The earliest record of snails seems to be "Erya Shiyu", which is called "snail" (now defined as two animals in the same family).
Hao Yi Xingyi Shu: "It is not the same thing, but the classics are not different, and they are collectively called "胃".
Well, snail is not the name of a biological classification. It generally refers to all terrestrial species of the class Gastropoda. Some Western languages do not distinguish between aquatic snails and terrestrial snails, while in Chinese, snail only refers to terrestrial snails.
There are many biological species, but the broad sense of snails also includes slugs... This is very disappointing. Speaking of it, our ancestors' classification seemed to be more refined in that era. Who makes this thing related to more than 20,000 kinds of relatives?
There are thousands of species of "snails" in China.
It can be eaten and can be used as medicinal materials. It can be seen that the value of snails is not just another nickname for penis that can only be enriched by love arrows in the impression of some dirty humans.
Love arrow, the arrow of love?
emmmmmmm, it seems that there is nothing wrong with explaining it this way?
Well, when it comes to Renya, I have to mention that generally speaking, the mating time of snails is very long, usually 2 to 4 hours, so according to some theories (Huang Dashan himself is extremely convinced of this theory)
, this thing can also have the effect of tonifying the kidneys and strengthening yang.
Similarly, when it comes to snails, we have to mention French food. After all, snails can be said to occupy half of French food. They have special tableware, special ways of eating them, and of course, special artificial breeding methods after they are almost extinct.
However, Lin Chou thinks that there is something very powerful about French snails. The snails selected for food must be fed only flour six months to a year in advance and not vegetables. This is the so-called "Snail's Ramadan" and "Ramadan".
"Making it for enough time can make the snail meat more tender and remove the bitter taste.
Of course, the bitter taste is also related to the cooking method of French snails. When eating snails with craw nuts, they are usually soaked in salt water, which does not wash away the mucus. But in China, we usually choose to wash it carefully with alum water until the mucus is washed away.
until.
Otherwise, it is really impossible to look directly at it. After all, it is difficult for you to think of slugs first when you see a snail, but a conch that is relatively closely related to it.
"Brother Chou? You really want to stew this one... I'll change it to another one... Have you figured out what to do?"
Lin Chou took out a bottle of wine from the cupboard,
"Here~"
Wu Ke said doubtfully,
"What is this? Red wine? It's not red..."
In fact, this is ice wine that Shen Daru brought over one time. He threw it away before drinking it. It must have a history of many years and was a hard currency before the catastrophe.
After all, with the temperature after the cataclysm, let alone the ice raisins that were sublimated from being buried in the snow, I am afraid that I will never even have a chance to see frost in my life, so it cannot be called real ice wine at all.
"I heard that snails are best paired with wine. Well, doesn't this happen to have wine?"
Wu Ke was a little sour,
"Which goes best with red wine? Who would eat something like this...it's disgusting, God knows what it tastes like...how to eat it?"
"Didn't you just say to add more perilla and make it more spicy? But you changed it again?"
"I can't eat..."
Lin Chou understood,
"Oh, it's okay. We will dictate the taste to you after we eat it. Logically speaking, snails can be cooked in various cooking methods. Although it is my first time to cook it, it shouldn't be too difficult."
Su Yourong swallowed hard, with a scared look on his face.
"Shihu... I really want to eat..."
The big-breasted sister didn't care, no, she was actually very interested. She was a staunch supporter of all kinds of dark ingredients. To this day, Li Heigou could still recall the fear that once dominated her knowledge about how to eat various insects.
If you don’t want to eat, why bother going to the back mountain to eat?
Make it and try it once. If the taste is not satisfactory, try the so-called "Snail Ramadhan".
I went to the back mountain to pick out a pot of purple cloud snails, soaked them in salt water to wash the shell, and threw them into a pot of boiling water to blanch them.
Lin Chou was talking to Wu Ke's big-breasted sister Yourong in front of her, when she heard a burst of crackling sounds from behind, accompanied by the sound of running water.
I ran to the kitchen and saw that Ziyun snails were scattered all over the floor. There were several big holes under the pot where the snails were cooked. The water had already drained out. The slow-running snails were still moving out from the bottom of the pot under the scorching flames.
As soon as I moved, the bottom of the crawling pot was too high from the ground, so I didn't dare to jump.
"..."
Lin Chou's mouth twitched and he was speechless. He couldn't close this thing and completely forgot about it...
Wu Ke came over to watch the fun,
"Holy shit, you can't bake it to death? Are you so fierce!"
Judging from the way Ziyun Snail moves above the flames with ease and leisurely, it should be... that it can't be roasted to death, right?
Lin Chou casually picked up a purple cloud snail, and the mouth of the snail's shell was once again sealed by the secretion.
Use two iron chopsticks to hold the Ziyun Snail and place it on the flame, then turn the heat to maximum.
"呲呲..."
After a while, the chopsticks turned red.
After about twenty minutes, turn off the heat.
The snail's shell has not changed at all except for being a little black, and is actually still cold to the touch.
Lin Chou put aside the Ziyun snail that had been roasted by the fire for twenty minutes. After a while, its soft body came out of the shell, dragging a silver thread under its buttocks on the chopping board at a speed of five centimeters per second.
He was galloping around anxiously looking for an escape route, very lively.
"..."
Wu Ke murmured to himself,
"The desire to survive is so strong~"
The busty girl pinched her chin and said,
"Boss, do you still have wasabi sauce?"
Lin Chou didn't react for a moment,
"What's wrong..."
“Slice it!”
Lin Chou almost lost his temper. Do you want to eat it raw? Is the taste too strong?
Wu Ke said,
"Why don't we kill him first? Maybe we can cook it through..."
Lin Chou thought about it. I heard that ordinary snails can live for four years even if their shells are made into specimens. They are very tenacious. What's more, they are already at the fourth level now. It seems like this if they retract their shells and seal their mouths.
Temperature really doesn't matter.
Lin Chou found the fish-mouthed iron knife, thrust it in through the sealed part of the shell, and stabbed it roughly at the head.
As a result, this stabbing lasted half an hour.
Wu Ke yawned,
"Damn, isn't this thing harmless? How about cutting it into slices and taking them out one by one?"
"..."
Lin Chou glared at him angrily, then became angry and took the cold iron knife and gently scratched it along the snail shell, then rotated it in a circle.
"Clang."
Half of the shell of Ziyun Snail fell on the chopping board, and the other half was still in Lin Chou's hand with the meat. As long as it is food, do you still want to escape the bug attribute of Han Iron Knife?
dream!
No matter how stubborn you are, it won’t work!
The soft body in the shell was motionless, as if it was frightened.
A hazy shimmer flickered, spreading on the green-gold shell, gradually spreading to the surroundings and disappearing.
After the light flashed, the shell of Ziyun Snail quickly turned into grayish white, and finally turned into two small piles of extremely fine powder.
"Dead, dead...Brother Chou, look at that snail, is it dead?"
Lin Chou murmured,
"It turns out that if the shell is broken, it will die immediately... It's a pity that the snail shell will turn into ashes... It would look very nice when used on a plate..."
It is indeed a pity. If such a hard material could be used, it would have been of great use to Mingguang. At least it would be enough to make some armor for the evolvers.
The snail meat, which is in the shape of carrying a shell, is completely displayed in front of several people. The bottom of the snail's feet is a deep purple. The soft part of the shell is roughly divided into red, pink and dark green colors with white as the base. It is very clear, like
It is kneaded out of bright plasticine.
"It's colorful and colorful. It looks... uh... not as disgusting as I imagined?"
Lin Chou took off the dark green and almost black part,
"This...well, when you pinch it, it feels like your stomach...ah ha, it's okay. The digestive glands and intestines have been brought out together, and they are clean."
"The red one should be the liver...the pink one with blood vessels is obviously the lungs that are missing. Well, what else is this..."
I picked out some small parts piecemeal,
"Okay, I should be able to eat the rest."
Wu Ke suddenly burped,
"Ugh...that, Brother Chou, I'm leaving first."
Who knows what he just experienced in the kitchen, a vivid anatomy lesson??
In short, Wu Ke felt bad all over. He staggered out of the store and walked down the mountain with his head lowered.
Not far away, I bumped into someone.
"boom!"
Wu Ke squatted on the ground, rubbing his forehead.
"Hiss, it hurts! Are all your evolved muscles made of iron? Hiss... who... can't walk... Wow, wow, what the hell, there's a ghost, damn, stay away from me."
One thing, eight generations of my ancestors have been poor. They only did good deeds and never killed any living things. I have no grudges in the past and have no grudges in the near future. Don’t look for me..."
Facing him, he was standing there in a black cloak. This was normal.
What's unusual is that inside the hood of the cloak is not a face, but a pale skull.
There are no ears, nose or eyes, and there are only two scarlet flames flickering and dancing in the empty eye sockets. It is not too scary!
Eh?
Wait...this clothes, this style...
Wu Ke wiped away his tears and snot, and asked timidly,
"Magic...Warlock??"
Sure enough, the skull's jaw clicked twice, emitting a hoarse, unpleasant and familiar sound like an old bird singing,
"How's it going? He's handsome!"
Wu Keru heard the sounds of nature,
"Hey, let me go, it's really you..."
"Nima, I thought it was a ghost. I was so scared that my heart almost jumped out of my chest!"
Warlock:o(浒メ;)o
Bro, are you sure?
The warlock is very unhappy. You are not even afraid of me. What the hell are you afraid of? Do you know that this thing is very low?!
"Brother Chou is making delicious food, come in."
Wu Ke exhaled heavily and punched the warlock in the chest. It looked very close, but in fact this was blatant revenge.
"Click~"
Then, a pale white skeleton fell to the ground along the cloak.
Wu Ke's expression froze,
"What, what is that sound? What is that?"
The warlock picked up the ribs nonchalantly, clicked them twice and awkwardly pressed them back into place.
"Ahem, I haven't done this for a long time. My skills are a bit rusty. The joints of the bones are not very good. It's okay. I just need to run it in more and it will be smooth..."
Since there is no skin or muscle, the extremely long finger bones move flexibly.
"Tsk, five fingers are a bit missing, aren't they? It's obviously not convenient for the spirit body to use..."
Wu Ke was stunned and his lips began to turn blue.
The warlock said and waved his hand, and wisps of gray mist seeped out from the skeleton, forming a layer of translucent spiritual "skin" outside the skeleton. The gray mist on the five finger bones was dense, growing and growing.
Sometimes fat and sometimes thin,
"Well, this is very comfortable!"
"Ghost, ghost..."
Wu Ke fainted on the spot.
This time it was Lord Warlock's turn to be dumbfounded. He turned around and muttered as he walked away,
"I'm afraid this man has a mental problem. Well, he may have been stupid in the scientific research institute. What the hell is he afraid of... By the way, isn't my new mount handsome? I don't have any sense of aesthetics... I can't even see it.
The surface of my bones is also specially carved with abyss-style patterns. I heard that this was popular among thieves in the human world before the cataclysm. What is it called, tattoo, yes, tattoo, tattoo."
The sorcerer entered the shop,
"Dang Dang Dang~ Lin Zi, surprise or not, accident or not, guess who I am!!"
Lin Chou's pot was burning with an elegant light blue flame, and a special aroma of freshness and wine filled the air. The busty sister and Su Yourong stretched their necks and stared at the pot without blinking, filling the room.
There were only three people in the group, but none of them had time to look back at him.
Lin Chou stared at the pot,
"I said, you must be truly proud. From a distance, I could hear the clanking of your proud bones as you walked. This is so awesome for my warlock master."
Warlock:(□′)┻━┻
"Are you questioning my craftsmanship? How can you question my craftsmanship? The new car still needs to be run in, and the same goes for my mount, right??"
Lin Chou said,
"Yeah, that's right. I have vegetable oil here. Why don't you lubricate it first? Ask Bao Er to bring you a barrel of engine oil later. That one is more useful."
"Huh? This seems like a good idea..."
Lin Chou raised his head,
"You disappeared for so many days just to sit... sit..."
Showing a rather obvious puzzled expression,
"Wait... where is your mount? Where is it??"
The warlock pointed to the skull under his hood,
"Here! Right here!! Don't your eyes work well? Look... there are patterns on it... Oh, don't you have a tattoo? Does it look good? Isn't it handsome?"
The busty sister and Yourong also looked over together
Su Yourong let out an earth-shattering scream;
The busty girl pinched her chin and said,
"Well, it looks very good. You can refer to this pattern when setting up an altar for Lord Blood God in the future."
Lin Chou signaled to the big-breasted sister with his eyes, "If you dare to build an altar near my store, believe it or not, my boss will be the first to hang you up as a sacrifice!"
He said confusedly,
"Didn't you say you wanted to make a mount? What do you mean by this...?"
The warlock seemed confident,
"This is the mount. It's just a carrier of the spirit body anyway. Besides, those bones are only enough to make one of this size after being refined. The concentrated talent is the essence, you know?"
You agree on a mount, and then you take care of yourself and cultivate yourself?
After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you were not allowed to become a spirit. Aren't you afraid of 404?!
The warlock said excitedly,
"You people are so boring, and your focus is so curious!"
Su Yourong shivered and looked at Lin Chou pitifully.
Tell me clearly, who is the weird one?
"Hey... look at my pattern... ah no, how about a tattoo? The standard abyss heavy metal rock coquettish style. I have been doing it for a long time. All the patterns are not repeated. Together they are an abstract three-dimensional abyss.
What about the topographic map? How about it? It’s awesome, right? Hahaha, only I, the Warlock, have the brains and strength to draw a topographic map of a plane. Hahaha... Come on, come on, look at my finger bones.
Look at these cheekbones, look at these calf bones, look at this..."
Seeing that the warlock master was about to take off his clothes, Lin Chou quickly stopped.
"Wait a minute...Okay, okay, it looks good, it looks good! Can you please stop taking it off!"
Pooh...
This is a serious book. The description is limited to the wrist bones and the cervical vertebrae and above. Even the tibia and fibula cannot be exposed. What are you thinking!