Chapter 832 Xin Cai and Dacheng's expression pack technique
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Lin's eyelids twitched up and down, wondering,
"The mount...the mount that was promised...how come it suddenly became a primate..."
The warlock uncle slapped his forehead,
"Primates are more than enough to serve as mounts, although the comfort is still a bit reluctant... However! My mount, the ultimate weapon that I have spent countless efforts and precious materials on, how could it only have such a simple form~"
There was a loud clanking sound, first the hand bones, metacarpal bones and carpal bones, and then... in short, all the bones fell out of the cloak, forming a medium-sized pile at the sorcerer's feet. Apex 23S.
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The warlock took a step aside, took off his hood...and the skull, placed the skull at the tip of the pile of bones, pointed at the pile of fragmented bones, solemnly,
"Uh-huh-rahu, please transform me!!"
The sack of the ball, this spell sounds a bit familiar. Is there something strange in the painting style that is coming?
"Click... click... click..."
Every bone jumped up and rearranged quickly, turning into a weird skeletal creature with a round skull on its head and four limbs on the ground.
"Look, in the second form, the anti-joint structure pays equal attention to speed and strength, and the runes are reorganized accordingly. It can still maintain considerable stability when running. Moving and casting spells is not a dream. In fact, I prefer this to the upright form. I
Call it the "perfect beast form", wow~"
Lin Chou widened his eyes and tried to control his facial muscles.
"Then... well, let me ask you first... why are the spikes on the back of this thing so fat... is the tail in the wrong place..."
Lin Chou's doubts were well-founded. After all, the so-called "perfect beast form" had a bare buttocks and no tail. It felt really awkward, especially with a spike that looked like a mace standing abruptly on the back of the thing.
when.
"Oh, this! This is amazing, let me tell you..."
The Lord Warlock flew up, put down his cloak and sat down directly with his butt and the ferocious mace.
"..."
Lin Chou took a deep breath.
Chi took a deep breath.
Su Yourong took a breath of cold air.
Damn, Damn, today I finally know what it means to look at it and it hurts!
Lord Warlock shook his body in the so-called second form,
"Well, it's comfortable... add more spikes to increase the contact area and maintain the stability of the connection with the spirit body. Otherwise, it will be easily blown away by the wind if you run too fast. It can also continuously transport the source and energy. It was originally planned to be another
I want to make a tail, but unfortunately I don’t have enough materials, so that’s all I can do for the time being.”
Representing the moon, what on earth did you let a girl... uh no... boy... uh not right... let a young soul do!
At that moment, Lin Chou and the big-breasted sister both cried and looked at each other. No one knew whether the tears in each other's eyes were caused by fear or anger.
The warlock hung a wisp of spiritual gray mist around the neck of the skeleton monster, with a rein in one hand and a whip in the other, making a dashing gesture like a galloping horse.
"How's it going? Are you handsome now? Hahaha... Isn't the idea of this second-stage transformation too cool?"
No one said anything.
The magician turned back,
"Why are you all so stunned... Could you please give me some comments?"
Big-breasted sister: “So heartbroken and crazy.”
Su Yourong: "I can't bear to look at it."
Boss Lin: “The painting style is unique.”
"Is it too late to cover Yourong's eyes now? This scene is really not suitable for children to watch. Her fragile outlook on life cannot withstand such heartbreaking output."
"late..."
Sigh together.
Warlock: "So what the hell are you talking about??"
"[○｀Д○]"
Yes, that's right, such a pattern actually appeared in front of several people's eyes.
The warlock master who was in a great mood after making a successful mount did not intend to pursue the matter. After all, his constitution was different from that of the mortals in this shop. It is quite normal for a conflict of world views.
He pointed to the "[○｀Д○]" expression in the sky and said,
"Speaking of which, this thing is much easier to use than the funny, spicy, carbon-based, silicon-based, old-looking, or other things. You don't need to fill in the colors, save energy, save time, and reply in seconds~"
Since Mr. Warlock often came to Yanhui Mountain and got to know Bonzai and Sikong, the gray mist emoticon package has many types, just like the free discounts and promotions in the system mall, and has gone through several major upgrades, from version 1.0 to
Evolved to at least version 3.0.
At first, it was just a question mark and exclamation mark, or a question mark plus an exclamation mark, or a middle finger at most. Then the epoch-making version 2.0 came, and the comical and spicy Lao Siji even had the ultimate upgraded version of the Ying Ying Ji series. Pictures began to spread wantonly, and there was always one.
Douda's funny words are shaking above the head, and the effect is extremely brilliant. Anyone who can hold it in will be speechless and stare... In short, there is nothing that cannot be solved by the emoji reply technique. If there is, then do it again
Add "haha".
So the question is, isn’t this enough? Who the hell is teaching him emojis when he has nothing to do?
Shit you.jpg!
Lin Chou took a deep breath,
"Can you come down now... How about putting it away first?"
The skeleton monster once again transformed into the form of a human skeleton and sat face to face with the warlock.
When the warlock raises his hand, it raises his hand; when the warlock opens his mouth, it also opens its mouth...
The movements of these two guys are extremely synchronized, just like a mirror, one is a skeleton monster and the other is a spirit body. The style of painting does not appear to be abrupt but has a trace of harmony.
Phew, the harmony of wool!
The more the warlock watched, the more satisfied he became. He was playing happily with himself, letting out horrifying laughter from time to time, and the gums of his skeleton were also clicking up and down.
As a result, the atmosphere in the entire small restaurant gradually became inexplicably weird.
The busty lady has a serious face,
"Boss... I think he may affect our business if this continues!"
Su Yourong's confused eyes and confident expression,
"Shihu, I seem to smell the smell of formalin, really."
Lin Chou held her chin and thought for a while,
"Why do I think it's actually quite unique? Before the catastrophe, there was a saying about a theme restaurant. That's right, it's a theme restaurant...Ahem, I'm just kidding, so it's hard to just say that.
, it hurts my self-esteem, how about I write a sign saying that skeletons and dogs are not allowed?"
The whole family rolls their eyes. This hurts their self-esteem even more!
Su Yourong said,
"Boss, racial discrimination is wrong. Two hundred years ago, people with a large population would have been beaten to death~"
"Then what do you think we should do?"
Let's wait until the warlock has had enough fun.
Busty sister reminds,
"Boss, food, food! I seem to smell something burnt..."
"..."
As always, everyone who sees it has a share, but Wu Ke, who is in the hut at the foot of the mountain, is staring into the distance in a daze, his eyes are extremely melancholy, as if he is suffering from autism.
The warlock asked Lin Chou to add a pair of bowls, chopsticks and a jar of wine, filled two wine glasses, and said to the skeleton,
"Please take good care of me when we first meet, my friend. How about we drink this cup to the full?"
The skeleton frame opposite holds the wine glass in both hands,
"Click click click."
Pour the wine into your mouth.
Su Yourong yelled,
"Wow Shihu, look, it didn't leak out. Where did the wine go?"
Warlock: "Okay, my friend is refreshing and has a good drinker! One more drink!"
Skeleton: "Click, click, click."
Warlock: "Come on, come on, after drinking this cup, there will be another cup!"
Skeleton: "Click, click, click."
Warlock: "Come on, come on, after drinking this cup, there are three more cups left!"
Skeleton: "Click, click, click."
This guy is obviously under his own control. He is still addicted to playing two roles, right?
The warlock suddenly said unhappily,
"I always feel like something is missing...ah...should I insert a voice pack...it's quite simple..."
Big, big, bad things are going wrong!
Lin Chou's scalp exploded.
Along with the clicking sound of its jaws, the skeleton monster with no throat vocal cords suddenly made a sound.
"Please switch the driving mode from idol to powerful."
He is full of confidence and extremely strong. If you guess his appearance based on his voice, he will definitely be given three stars.
The voice suddenly changed,
"I, Yu Qian, wish to smoke, drink, and perm my hair for the Guo family for generations to come!"
Although it is very serious, four stars cannot be more.
Another change, this time it’s a female voice,
"Zhiling wishes you a happy journey~"
Baby sound, with a sugar content of more than 7,000 stars.
Lin Chou shuddered,
"If you dare to add voice packs to this skeleton, I will dismantle both of you immediately. Where did you get these damn voice packs?"
The warlock muttered,
"I've provoked you, isn't this cute... Sikong's library has not only paper materials, but also electronic versions, there are many."
Lin Chou rolled his eyes,
"Eat, eat, even if you eat, your mouth won't be blocked."
The warlock let out a heart-rending laugh and obediently picked up a chopstick.
The dishes on the plate are a combination of white and green, dotted with bright red peppers. The thick reddish soup clings to the surface of the dishes, crystal clear, neither piling up at the bottom of the plate nor feeling thick, not a bit too much, not a bit too little.
, it looks like a simple plate of stir-fried vegetables.
Savor,
"Well..."
"It feels very fresh... The sprouts are crisp enough, the peppers are good, it should have a soup base, and it feels like seafood... There seems to be a hint of pepper... But my favorite is the beef inside
The sweetness of the oil...well, it’s ghee, right?”
Lin Chouxin said, don't look at this guy who doesn't even have a tongue. He still has some sense. He explained the dish clearly to the owner, so it was not in vain.
The warlock banged the table and said loudly,
"It's absolutely amazing! This is the best fried rice cake I have ever tasted! How can fried rice cake be made into seafood flavor?!"
"Pfft~"
Lin Chou spat out a mouthful of old blood.
What fried rice cake?
What kind of fried rice cake?
Where did the fried rice cake come from?
I carefully cooked these pepper buds and snails with stock, stir-fried them with ghee together with the cabbage sprouts, and roasted them with expensive ice wine before the cataclysm. But what the hell did you call them fried rice cakes?!
Lin Chou's eyes turned gloomy and glanced at Chi Su Yourong.
"Say it!"
Su Yourong lowered his head, almost burying his face in the plate.
Chi cautiously said,
"Boss, how about you... try it before we talk?"
I taste your sister!
Lin Chou very spinelessly picked up a piece of snail meat with chopsticks and put it in his mouth.
The thin snail meat is very tough and the texture is very similar to some conch meat. It is very chewy. There is no juice in the meat but it is still rich and even a little sweet.
After chewing for a few times, the aroma of wine deep in the meat began to linger, giving the mouth and nose the illusion of being tipsy. The freshness of the vegetable sprouts and pepper buds combined with the aroma of wine gave people a strange feeling.
Well, if I have to describe it, it’s like taking a long-distance train before the catastrophe and watching the uncle opposite me dipping cucumbers in soy sauce and white wine, with a “click” sound and a “…ha…” sound.
The specific feeling of flying can only be understood by experiencing it personally.
However, compared with the meat quality of Ziyun Snail itself, these can only be called foils.
The little bits and pieces of unobtrusive fresh aroma between the collisions of the teeth did not escape or be dull at all. Instead, they accumulated and lingered in the mouth, getting stronger and stronger, and finally impacted the brain's recognition like a surging wave.
It is difficult for an ingredient to amaze Lin Chou so much just by its taste. After all, he can now be said to be "well-informed", but Ziyun Snail is different. Its meat quality can be described as two.
One word, "extreme".
Delicious, special and unforgettable.
Lin Chou couldn't help but think that even if he changed to any other chef, he could still make dishes that are popular in Mingguang with just these ingredients. The taste of Ziyun Snail is really amazing.
Then, a sudden thought swept through Lin Chou's mind:
Not to mention, when the warlock beeps like this, it actually tastes a bit like fried rice cakes!
Pooh...
In fact, the taste of Ziyun Snail itself is between conch and field snail. It tastes at least two or three points similar, but it is extremely fresh.
Treading the sticky snails softly before cooking can now give people a crisp and elastic feeling. I have to say that this is actually very unexpected. And, just looking at the appearance, it is almost a plastic surgery compared to the before and after.
Unless Lin Chou said anything, it's very likely that no one would know what this dish was.
The warlock said doubtfully,
“Isn’t it really fried rice cake?”
Lin Chou felt weak,
"No! Ziyunsnail, snail! Do you know?"
The warlock scratched his head,
"I don't know...is it actually a snail? I've never eaten this before..."
The system prompts that it is reached,
"Hey, congratulations to the host for making rice cakes that are recognized by the food competition."
"The first production will receive a 120% special effect bonus, avoid some negative effects, and all attributes will be +11."
Lin Chou immediately cursed,
"I'll fuck your grandma's dog beeping system with a spoon!"
"Jiao Ya Zi Yun Snail! Do you know Jiao Ya Zi Yun Snail! What the hell is a rice cake race!"
Damn it, the current state of the system is obviously as addicted to code words as a certain viewer, and there is no time to pay attention to Lin. The subtitles continue to crackle on the retina,
Special skill one, patience.
This state will be activated when the person who eats this dish is extremely hungry or is at the limit of source deficiency. The sensitivity to negative states will increase by 10% every twenty-four hours and lasts for fourteen natural days. During this period, the person will not die from hunger or source deficiency itself.
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Special skill two, heavy armor.
Those who eat this dish will have their original armor purified once, with the thickness permanently reduced by one-tenth and the defense increased by 10%.
Special skill three, we are at home all over the world.
Anyone who eats this dish will inherit the curse of the Ziyunsnail race and can feel the warmth of home no matter where they are.
(Note: The ancients said that if you are happy here, you don’t miss Shu.)
Stunt 4, I have really good eyesight.
Those who eat this dish will inherit the blessing of the Ziyunsnail race, and their field of vision will increase by 6 meters.
(Note: Due to Ziyunsnail's racial restrictions, the full effect will be obtained in low light, and the effect will be reduced to an increase of one meter in strong light.)"
Lin Chou gritted his teeth and roared in his mind,
"Gouyue System, can you explain to me the names of the dishes now?"
system,
"(~￣￣)~hello~"
"Don't interrupt. Do you still want to muddle through? Let's get down to business!"
system,
"(￣￣)bye~bye~"
The shutdown sound of the outdated version of Windows is unusually crisp.