Boss Lin's face was full of wc, which could be interpreted as a trough or a toilet. Top 23S.
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"It's a carrot with an owner, it's strange... This is the first time the Goubi system has displayed this kind of barrage. Was this thing developed by someone, is it alive?"
Lin Chou thought about it for a long time, but couldn't figure out the reason, so he planned to go to Uncle Hu's house to test it wildly.
Considering the opinions of pregnant women...pregnant women-to-be, Lin Chou put down her chopsticks.
"You guys eat, I'm done and I'm going to make rice."
After Lin Chou got into the kitchen, Bai Qiong sighed repeatedly,
"Have you noticed that, as an evolver, Lin Zi eats too little?"
Everyone was a little silent. To be precise, this was not a very positive topic.
Because the origin of an evolver almost entirely relies on eating the flesh and blood of alien animals. Although it can absorb the free origin, it cannot be completely autonomous, that is, it cannot control and "cultivate". How much it eats almost determines the origin of the evolver.
degree of absorption.
Huang Dashan said distressedly,
"You just realized that it's only been half a year since Lin Chou moved from a virtual first level to a serious first level. I think his aura is still at the lower level of the first level. It makes me panic."
Some of the people here have suddenly become evolved from ordinary people, and some have reached the first level after having no hope at all. Not to mention Huang Dashan himself, who can hit three of them with a brick.
San suddenly became a fourth-level boss, averaging one level per month. People would think he was the protagonist.
Sister Tong blinked, her brilliant silver hair was like real metal, cold and dazzling,
"Master Lin's strength...can't be measured by more than just rank, maybe it's the same with advancement?"
If you ask any pig at Zhengximen, you might be able to find out that Lin's strength is so high that it explodes.
Tong Mei felt that Master Lin, as her benefactor, must be different from those coquettish beauties outside.
Well, it's different.
Bai Qiong shook his head,
"Sister Tong, you have not been an evolver for a long time, so it is normal for you not to understand the market very well. As an evolver, your biggest trump card is your bloodline ability. No matter how many levels you have, your bloodline ability cannot be changed. Although the more pure the bloodline ability, the more pure it is.
The higher the combat power, it is not uncommon for some absolute abilities to be defeated by the fourth and fifth levels at the first level, but... sometimes the level really determines a lot of things. The higher the level, it means the protection against certain strange beasts.
..The higher the resistance of human bloodline abilities, there are many bloodline abilities that directly choose to use the level gap to deny everything. For example, first-level death and second-level survival. Well, you should have heard of this, the manual given to you by the Research Institute
Have you seen it?"
Tongmei said helplessly,
"I was just released from the Scientific Research Institute..."
Bai Qiong slapped his head, haha. This was a very painful experience. Sister Tong has only been an evolver for two months. She was studied by the scientific research institute and her daughter for a month and a half. How could she have time to read the "Evolutionary Manual"?
”.
Shanye said,
"We have a lucky boy in Mingguang. His bloodline ability is a so-called 'absolute ability'. He can create an independent space that is not affected by any bloodline ability. No one can harm him at this time.
He, this independent space is called the 'Arena'. Every time he uses it, he can pull a local unit into the arena for a judgment. Those whose rank does not exceed him will disappear immediately. Those whose rank exceeds him will have his strength reduced by one.
level, and then he started fighting. He turned out to be a traitor to the party, a classic negative example."
Sister Tong couldn't help but shuddered,
"This is so unreasonable..."
Huang Dashan snorted,
"He has been arrogant for a long time and killed many people who were chasing him. Lucky guy, he finally broke the fifth level... However, there are even more unreasonable things. You know he is
How did you die?"
Sister Tong shook her head.
Regardless of strength, just fighting for rank, I feel desperate after thinking about it for a moment.
Baldhead forced another scene again,
"After that guy rose to five levels, he sneaked into Mingguang from nowhere and asked for additional scenes."
Shanye interrupted,
"Well, I'm very similar to you in this regard. I'm the type who forgets to bring the protagonist template when I go out, but I still have a lot of drama in my heart."
The bald man stared, afraid of being beaten and did not dare to refute, then continued,
"That's called a crazy output, but it ended up falling on a newly awakened first-level scumbag."
Tong Mei's eyes widened. With her long straight heavy metallic silver hair, she looked like an eighteen-year-old girl.
The bald man suddenly froze, staring at Sister Tong and forgetting his words.
"boom!!!"
Accompanied by screams.
Yanzi put down her chopsticks and glanced towards the kitchen. She could already smell the aroma of rice and wanted to save some food.
Swallow said,
"So, people can't be too arrogant. Almost ten years after that person died, Mingguang announced part of the information about the first-order awakened person who instantly killed the fifth-order arena space after a meeting. Her bloodline ability is called 'Returning Home', which is accurate.
It’s said to be a branch of bloodline ability, a passive skill.”
"The official analysis of this bloodline ability branch is that under any circumstances, after the skill holder leaves his 'homeland', he can get certain 'benefits' and return safely to his homeland wearing gorgeous clothes."
Shanye interface,
"Her bloodline ability has never been successfully triggered since she awakened. That was the only time. Therefore, Mingguang officials believe that her bloodline ability's definition of the so-called 'homeland' should be 'world', that is, 'dimension'
and space'."
Master Shan chuckled and said,
"You don't know, that's the real 'returning home in gorgeous clothes', that dazzling evening dress, with its own aperture like the golden armor of a saint, it's so dazzling!"
Tong Mei no longer knew what to say, the corners of her mouth twitched, and the expression on her face was very tangled.
Lin Chou walked out dragging an oversized "bowl" with both hands and said thoughtfully,
"The painting style of this ability... feels a bit strangely familiar..."
Yanzi took the bowl and said with a smile,
"She was only seven or eight years old when she awakened, and now she is only in her twenties and early thirties. Don't you guys recognize her... Wow, this is carrot rice?"
Lin Chou scratched his head,
"This is the first time I heard about this. Well, I just feel that the style of painting looks a bit familiar...Forget it, I can't remember it."
Huang Dashan's mouth twitched,
“Although radish is indeed delicious, what the hell is radish rice??”
A "bowl" of radish rice weighing ten kilograms is like a real small mountain. The conical mountain slope is evenly sprinkled with green onions and caramel-colored meat cubes, and the crystal clear white rice is slightly dyed.
It adds a bit of greenery, is moist and plump, and together with the orange-yellow carrot bits mixed in, creates a very bright parallax, making it more alluring and tempting.
Especially the two- to three-centimeter pieces of radishes cut randomly into pieces, as if they were still in the same state as when they were just cut. They have obviously been cooked, but they have not faded at all. They are as solid as jade, as if they have been cut off.
It can also release a lot of radish juice.
The unique freshness of radish is mixed with the aroma of green onion, which is clear and profound. The burnt aroma of beef also escapes from it. The three mix like a symphony, and the music is like a song.
Yanzi just wanted to eat rice, so the radish rice that was brought out was a surprise, and he quickly took a bite of it and put it in his mouth.
The rice is slightly sticky in the mouth, and the rice fragrance bursts out. A piece of radish turns around in the mouth, and it feels like it is about to melt when you take a sip, and the strong juice bursts out from it.
Although it has lost its crisp taste, the radish at this time has another "mature" charm.
Yanzi suddenly felt that the "maturity" of the radish in the radish rice was very feminine and mysterious.
“Awesome~”
Picking up this little finger-sized beef cube with Yanzi chopsticks, the caramel color that is deliberately stir-fried looks very unique. The rich radish rice also needs this kind of caramel aroma to add some heavy flavor, especially the beef cubes.
The flavor of the sauce is a plus.
"The taste of soy sauce? But why is the color so light..."
Lin Chou was having a serious conversation with the two bald heads. The topic was this:
"Really pregnant?"
"..."
"very nice!"
A certain bald man,
"Eh?!"
The yellow bald man gloated over his misfortune,
"ha?!"
Boss Lin said,
"I suddenly want to launch a pregnancy nutrition package. Pregnant people eat differently. It tastes so delicious. Sister Yanzi just ate a big plate of chicken. It was three old hens!"
Well, customers like Yan Zi give the cook the most mixed feelings. He feels happy when others eat his food so well. The only trouble is that his cooking speed may be slower than others' eating speed.
Shanye said,
"Not only that, she also ate two plates of beef."
bald head supplement,
"And a plate of radishes!"
Upon hearing Yanzi's question, Lin Chou immediately ended the topic,
"Ahem, soy sauce is mixed with rice wine, so the color is lighter."
Yan Zi just pretended not to hear it and was too lazy to care about the three straight male cancers. If evolutionaries were so easy to get pregnant, Ming Guang would have saved the world by pretending to be six gods.
It's impossible to get pregnant when you're pregnant, and it's impossible to get pregnant in this life... Bah... Children's words are blown away by the strong wind... Ami Tofu...
Compared to the wild speculations of the three straight men, Yanzi still prefers to deal with the rice in the bowl.
Especially this beef nugget, it looks very high in calories. How about eating less?
Well, just take two pills and pick out the rest for the bald man!
"Click."
When the beef nuggets, which are slightly burnt on the surface, come into contact with the teeth, there is a distinct feeling of the tiny muscle fibers breaking one by one.
One by one.
It is easy for people to have some kind of strange pleasure and a feeling of addiction.
The teeth slowly broke open the beef grains with this crispy texture, and then suddenly slid down and drove straight in.
"Eh?!!"
The jaw suddenly became unbalanced, and there was a slight knocking sound between teeth.
"Da~"
There may only be a drop of mellow beef juice, but it is as mellow as fine wine.
Swallow said in surprise,
"steak?"
This is the taste of a standard medium-rare steak, the kind that has been cooked.
Yanzi picked up another piece of beef and bit it lightly with his teeth, leaving half of the meat piece on the chopsticks.
There is a circle of scorch marks, and the inside is like blood jade. The ratio of the two is 50:50.
"No wonder it suddenly hit you when you bit it. The inside was so soft...how did you do it?"
Lin Chou squinted his eyes, looking as happy as if he was watching his granddaughter finish eating the egg fried rice she made.
Yanzi was forced to be shrouded in this kind of gaze, and it felt weird.
Lin Chou said,
"The beef cubes are frozen and stir-fried over high heat with a sauce of rice wine and soy sauce. If the time and heat are right, you can get just the right char marks and color, as well as the doneness in the center."
The swallow is satisfied with the rice,
"emmmmm, it smells so good!"
Huang Dashan said this was unscientific. He filled a small bowl and took a bite and immediately started shouting,
"It tastes terrible! This carrot is in vain... Then why don't you eat it? I'll do it..."
"Stop the evil beast!"
"Put down the bowl of beef and carrot rice and let me do it!"
“If I don’t go to hell, who will?”
"Master Shan, this routine of yours is a bit old. You have used it so many times. Hey, leave some for me!"
"Let go. If you don't let me go, will I bite someone?"
After five minutes, the big bowl was clean.
Not to mention the rice grains in the bowl, there were not even any oil stars left in the bowl. It was as clean as if it had been licked by a dog. Do not doubt that it was indeed licked carefully by the bald man just now.
Huang Dashan patted his belly and said,
"Is this trick really old? I've only used it a few times. You guys are too cunning."
"Bah, besides swallows, you are the only one who eats more, and also hot pot!"
swallow:"!!!"
Gan.
Bai Qiong said with satisfaction,
"My mouth is filled with the aroma of radish. I suddenly became interested in this radish. It's incredible..."
Sister Tong interface,
"Hmm, Master Lin must get this carrot~"
Lin Chou,
"..."
Sister, please remember that you are also in your fifties, okay? In ancient times, you might have been a grandmother.
Appearance ≠ actual age ≠ mental age, don’t confuse them!
Yanzi stood up and did two warm-up movements, his joints ringing loudly.
"Well, that's great. I'm full!"
Hook your fingers,
"Bald head, come here, let's find a place with cool breeze, flowers and full moon to talk about the sour son and spicy girl."
"Ah? No, no, no...haven't we talked about whipping the legs for several times just now..."
"Um?!"
"Fuck...help...I don't want to talk...I don't...ouch..."
A group of people are shouting and cheering here,
"Gan (gan) point (de) light (piao) point (liang)!"
"Hiss, it hurts just looking at it...the black tiger rips out his heart and grabs his penis!"
"Eh? Pregnant women can't handle this angle, right?"
"Yeah, yeah, it's so sharp, it's a complete mess."
"So, are you pregnant or not?"
Shanye:
"Don't listen to that kid's bragging. If there really is a little bald man, I will live broadcast a 360-degree Thomas loop spiral."
Everyone's eyes were bright.
Bai Qiongshou said softly,
"My Lord Prince, haven't you developed a good memory yet?"
"???"
"On Yanhui Mountain, be sure not to set flags up. There are too many flags and you won't even be able to pull them out~"
Huang Dashan:mmp!
Thinking again of the fear of being dominated by Cold Tyrannosaurus, Big Breasted Sister, Boss Wen, Queen of Night, Miss Wei, respected Mr. Gungun of Wu Research Institute and the four-gotten old man Zhao, etc..., a group of people panicked.
.
Suddenly, he felt a mysterious eastern power swallowing him up silently like a shadow.
Master Shan howled,
"Don't be fucking pregnant... Damn it, bald head, don't be too busy being beaten... I'll take your wife for a pregnancy test first..."
Why are you taking my wife for a pregnancy test?
The bald-headed cannon outputs like crazy,
"Say you, say you, say you!!"
"Hahaha~"
Ball sack.
Excuse me, who still remembers what the original topic was?