Eight hundred and sixty first chapter do whatever you want
Sister Tong has no idea why these guys suddenly changed the topic. Is there anything wrong with what they said?
However, as a young and cute person who is trying to survive among the bosses, it is wise to remain silent when necessary to earn favor points. Summit 23S.
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However, Li Heigou, who had been silent for six hundred chapters, finally couldn't control his post and jumped out to express his presence angrily.
"With Lin Zi's physical ability and strength, if he learns one or two hands of kung fu, his power will be amazing, right? If he could practice inner breath...hiss, it's scary just thinking about it."
Shen Feng couldn't help but cover his face.
How many times has this happened? How many times has this happened today! Can’t we really just skip this topic?
Lin Chou's face was solemn and her dantian was filled with energy.
"Actually, I have a very good shoveling technique. Do you want me to demonstrate it..."
Mr. Shan screamed, and someone Lin broke the chapter again.
"Actually, I also have a very good multiplication set!"
"Foundation building is common to all ages. There are no qualification requirements. We provide teaching and distribution. There is no charge for learning... That forest, do you want to learn? It's free!"
"..."
The clouds follow the dragon, the wind follows the tiger, the pan can cure two hundred and five!
Hey, Wu Na Si, take advantage of the old man's move and the girl's heart will be filled with Lin's reverse molding technique!
"Bang~"
Su Yourong happily put away the retired pan that had completed all the missions in her life. The intuition from the Golden Circle business family told her that this thing would definitely be worth her money in the future.
Well, before Shihu throws it away, she has secretly saved a lot of mold pans.
And put a note on the handle of the pot,
"This is a pan that truly proves the friendship between Prince Luanshan and Shihu. It is worth collecting."
Prince Luanshan, who was intimately hit in the face with a frying pan, said as if nothing had happened.
"Actually, I have a bold idea..."
The bald man and Yanzi had finished their "discussion" and returned to the team alive. He consciously picked up the conversation,
"For your bold idea, I have a hard suggestion and a slimy supplement. Although it is not very mature, I think the process must be wet, and there may be a soft ending in the end."
"Bang~"
Su Yourong picked up the second pot. This was a pan that proved the friendship between the bald man and Master Shihu.
She looked at it and threw it away with disgust.
"Hey, it's really ugly. This is definitely worthless."
Bald head: "!!!"
Please be sure not to treat me differently. Hey, little girl, your thoughts are so rude...
Ever since Shan Ye frequently left the team, the bald man is a man who is better than his predecessor.
He has perfectly inherited and carried forward Shan Ye's spirit of talking and talking, and he can defy the sky and the earth with his five-horse spear.
All in all, it can be described in just three words, and it's very romantic.
And since he inherited this profession, the sky has become yellower and the water has become greener, and he has become more energetic. He can climb five floors in one breath without any effort!
(Bald head: Well, she is still a child. Children are always worthy of forgiveness. I forgive you~)
Lin Chou felt really tired hanging out with these guys.
It was said that among the hunting teams and sea hunting teams he knew, there was almost always someone similar to "Shan Ye" or "Bald Head".
Do all teams have to have a funny guy?
Why, this is so hard to imagine!
Master Shan gave Lin Chou a look,
"Hey, you're wondering why he's still alive, right?"
"Let me tell you, a high-intensity 'job' like the Wilderness Hunting Team, where you have to work hard to get a box lunch every time, is monotonous and boring for a long time, and your psychology and emotions will collapse. Therefore, venting and releasing stress is a must.
Yes, well, of course it’s not the kind of venting you think of, you know~"
(Lin Chou: What the hell was I thinking?)
"It's necessary to make jokes from time to time and cause death! It can add points to the team's luck! The team's cohesiveness and centripetal force stability have nothing to do with the captain's magic horse, right? It all depends on us!"
"So, this arduous and painful job naturally needs to be undertaken by people with great virtues. Buddha said, if I don't go to hell, who will?"
Lin Chou looked stunned, holy shit, what you said was so formal and reasonable!
Looking at other people's expressions, they look very serious and agreeing wtf?!
After saying this, Master Shan kicked the "Great Sage"'s bald head away without any psychological pressure.
"Go away and play with eggs!"
"Linzi, it's really necessary for you to practice some kung fu or something. Your current means of protecting yourself are too simple. Unless you improve your rank, it's all just talk."
The bald head is unyielding, squinting at the Yellow Mountains,
"If you can't eat the grapes, just say the grapes are sour. Our master Lin's fighting ability in the beast tide almost drove Mingguang crazy. Even talking about rank is empty talk. If you don't accept it, let's have a duel between men with Lin Zi.
Ah~"
Shan Ye put on a frightened look on his face and retreated decisively, clutching his waist.
white dome head,
"Why, you also need to protect your waist?"
Huang Dashan Po Road,
"Damn it, can you please be reasonable? I'm a mutant. What the hell... I mean, Lin Zi can have one more trump card when facing the Awakened, so as not to be defeated by some inexplicable skill.
."
Bald head and serious face objected,
"Even if it can be done, the warrior level has no meaning for bloodline abilities. Only the evolved person is resistant to the evolved person's skills."
"..."
Huang Dashan,
"If Lin Zi could practice the martial artist's inner breath, well, for example, Kong Da's kind of 'beating the cow across the mountain' or something like that would have a strength bonus. With Lin Zi's already terrifying strength, he would punch out with one punch, 'beating the cow across the mountain'
Will it turn into "hunting cattle across mountains and mountains"? Just thinking about it makes me feel uncomfortable..."
As soon as Huang Dashan said this, everyone fell silent.
It's definitely not just about hunting cattle across mountains and mountains, it should be hunting cattle across mountains*18.
Thinking about it carefully, I feel like it’s absolutely, absolutely, absolutely impossible for someone to do such a naughty thing, right? You can’t learn it, right?
Can it leave some way for us ordinary evolvers to survive...
Bai Qiongshou said excitedly,
"So...why didn't I think of it before? If Lin Zi wants to learn it, I think Mr. Kong would be very happy."
Huang Dashan said,
"You are so happy, bloodline, bloodline, bloodline, but don't forget, warriors value bloodline more than evolvers~"
Bai Qiongshou retorted,
"It's simple. If Lin Zi marries any girl from the Kong family that he likes, all problems will be non-issue!"
"..."
Lin Chou rolled his eyes.
Damn it, how come you suddenly reach the stage of selling yourself while you are still talking, can you still have a pleasant chat?
At this time, Shen Feng had to come out and tell the truth,
"Ahem, actually I secretly checked the roots of the forest a long time ago. To be honest, except for healthy and strong, I can't find any suitable adjectives."
"..."
So, the topic was ended.
Some things are just so unreasonable. If you have good basic skills, you can do whatever you want.
Otherwise, even if you practice for a lifetime, you may still be a loser.
Lin Chou raised a bright chestnut in her heart:
For example, our Master Shen Feng, compared with Kong Yi's combat prowess, one is in the sky and the other is in the gutter. This is due to the so-called "root bones" of warriors.
Swallow tilted his head,
"Then Linzi can study magic with the Warlock Master. There is no limit on qualifications, awakened or evolved people. I heard that the Warlock Master had many apprentices in the past, and he can learn many tricks. Well, I later felt that apprentices often make mistakes. We were disbanded due to many inexplicable unlucky accidents and too much food to support us."
"Stop, stop, stop!" Lin Chou said.
What do you want to learn? Want to learn how to shoot meteors from the old warlock?
Are you kidding me? I'm so handsome that everyone loves me, but I'm still young and haven't lived enough yet!
Yanzi said seriously,
"Anyway, I've heard that you can really learn some of it, right? As for what's going on, I don't know."
"..."
Thank you. I really don’t want to know that much detail.
Over there, under the tree of the splendid local tycoon Yin's home, Mr. Gungun was lying on a beach comfortably. The big-breasted sister held a silver leaf as a fan and gently fanned him.
Lord Gungun hummed with satisfaction, full of landlord style.
Beside Gungun, Su Yourong placed a large number of pans around Gungun, dozens of them neatly arranged.
This is a batch of proportional face casts. Except for Shen Feng and Bald Lamp, the rest are all from Huang Dashan. There are so many of them that they can form a complete set of emoticons.
In addition to basic expressions such as [laugh.jpg], [wretched laugh.jpg], [smug smile.jpg], [laugh loudly.jpg], [wry smile.jpg], [fading smile.jpg], there are also Upgraded versions such as [What are you looking at.jpg], [What are you looking at.jpg], [It’s dark and eyes are closed.jpg], [Stupefied.jpg].
It's lifelike and powerful, which shows that Lin Chou's skill in grabbing the pan instantly after pouring it into the mold has been perfected.
Lin Chou pinched her chin,
"Emmmm, it turns out that I have saved so much without knowing it."
Su Yourong said with a smile,
"Yes, yes, there are many things I haven't taken out yet..."
"So why did you take them out and arrange them so neatly?"
Of course Su Yourong spoke righteously,
"Post emoticons. Hey, if you save more, you can almost compete with Master Warlock. Besides, if you don't post them, how will others know you have them?"
I casually found an excuse and blinked,
"And pans rust easily... well... that's it."
(They are all works of art from now on. They need to be well maintained. If they sell for a lot of money, Shihu will be very happy, right?)
"..."
Let me explain, Rong Benshuai, they are all high-quality cast iron pans. They are thick and will not rust easily...
Ball sack!
Why is it so easy to cast cast iron pots? The cast iron doesn’t break. It’s so uneven that it doesn’t break and doesn’t even have a crack!
Is this because I am getting better at my craftsmanship, or is Huang’s face made of a special material?
Huang Dashan【The smile gradually disappears.jpg】,
"Hey, Xiao Yourong, do you know that I will be very embarrassed by doing this to Lord Shan!"
Su Yourong pointed to the pans on the floor and said,
"Yes, your 'face' is all here. Considering that you are the victim, I can give you one for free~"
"..."
You are really generous.
Huang Dashan felt as if ten thousand alpacas were arranged and combined in his chest, sometimes twisting into an S-shape, then into a B-shape, and finally forming a super giant alpaca.
He said sadly,
"Um... Xiao Yourong, you are still young, how can you do such a waste of time and life!"
After holding it in for a long time, I turned over several bowls of chicken soup, but none of them suited the situation.
"...This is wrong! Waste of life is a crime!"
Su Yourong glanced at him. There was confusion, sympathy, and some deep-seated care in her eyes.
"I'm only twelve years old. If I don't waste time now, I will have no time to waste in the future just like you, the sage~"
Huang*old people*dashan,
"???"
“(□′)┻━┻”
So what the hell did I do wrong!
What happened to being young?
You can be willful when you are young, and you can do whatever you want when you are young?
Su Yourong fell into her own world and thought to herself,
"Well, my hunch is pretty accurate."
"Collection creates value, and collection makes me happy."
"I want to keep these pans, hmm, for at least fifty or sixty years."
"I won't take it out until then, huh huh."
A tone that leaves no room for doubt,
"But Otaru, you can't wait until that time~"
In fact, Master Shan still wants to question it:
It’s both a drawing competition and a collection. Why don’t you, Mr. Shan, have no respect for me?
Ninety-nine percent of the things engraved on these damn pans are my face! I have the right to my portrait, Mr. Shan!
Why can't I wait any longer? Where did you take me?
Well...
It seems that he really can't wait until that time. If he waits for fifty or sixty years, his ashes will probably be cold...
Yes, that’s right, being young means being willful, being young means being able to do whatever you want.
The sentence "He is just a child" has overthrown the heroic spirit of many heroes.
For example, before the Cataclysm, there was a kind of fungus called the author's fungus, and people were suffering from it, and "some young readers who did whatever they wanted" would ask for their address with a razor blade at every turn.
Crude excuses like "San, I found a recipe book, it's really good, give me your address and I will courier it to you" have been used to death, okay~
Once the address is obtained, slicing is impossible.
But this kind of mushroom plant called author's fungus is likely to have its legs broken by "some young readers who do whatever they want". Without the opportunity to go out, they can only code in peace, and then they will read quietly in the juvenile detention center.
After he is released, he will continue to break the author's legs, and he will continue to read quietly in the juvenile detention center.
And then it's gone, it's just like this...
Are there laws? Are there morals?
What a cruel and heinous act!
Heartbroken.
Regarding young people like this who do whatever they want, the author may have a saying mmp that I don’t know whether to say or not. Are you going to be criticized by the cracks in the wall? You really deserve to be young!
Huang Dashan's words were inexplicably half empty.
"Well... considering that my face is on these pots, can I share some of it and give it to my grandson? This can be considered an inheritance, right?"
"Pfft~"
Everyone peed with laughter.
"Bah, even the little girl's private money will be robbed."
"Comrade Prince Huang Dashan, could you order a little bit of Bilian?"
"Master Shan, what you said is wrong. It was Lin Zi who took the mold, and Xiao Yourong was responsible for the collection and care. What does it have to do with you?"
Huang Dashan sprayed blood and emphasized, "But... no... then it's my face on top!"
"Anyway, you, old man, are shameless to begin with. You've given away your face, so why would you want to take it back?"
Huang Dashan once again sprayed blood and emphasized, "That pot! My face! It was slapped alive! I put in a lot of effort... No, it's a nosebleed!"
"What's going on? Do you still want to report a work-related injury?"
"If you can beat me, then fight. If you can't beat me, then run away. If you can't beat me, then I can't run away. Then I'm sorry, you have no say in removing the next person."
"I'm so speechless!" Huang Dashan said.
Su Yourong suddenly picked out a frying pan and lifted it up. It had Master Shan's face vividly printed on it:
[Feeling aggrieved like a 600-pound baby.jpg]
The sad prelude of plum blossoms rose in Shan Ye's heart.
He could only hug himself tightly and murmured,
"My heart is so cold and I need someone to care for me~"
Li Heigou pinched his stubble and thought about it for a long time. You are all so good at chatting. Should I say something at this time to show that I am gregarious...
He tried,
"Manual queen?"
Wonderful!
Shanye bulged his eyes, gritted his teeth and said,
"Li Heigou, that's right, I will tell you whatever I see. Today, believe it or not, you are about to usher in a turning point (zhe) in your life?"