This was another period of time that Lin had no time to feel. The beauty that should have been tossing and mediating in bed was violently smashed by Bao Er and scattered all over the floor. The rather spectacular sightseeing group of ladies, aunts, big girls and little wives followed him up the mountain.
Already.
They chatted intimately with each other, covering their lips and smiling coquettishly from time to time. They looked at everything on the mountain calmly, with the right expression of reserve and surprise.
Their clothes are as gorgeous as flowers everywhere, and their lotus steps show off their enchanting temperament. They give people the impression that from the way they walk, the tone of conversation to the way they dress, they are all the same impeccable, graceful and luxurious.
It's almost like they have been specially trained and even the master is the same person.
"..."
Lin Chou sighed and rubbed his hands fiercely on his face, making a smile.
"Morning, morning, hello everyone, Rong Chi, take them to the back mountain hot spring area first, let Gungun and Xiaoqing... Xiaoqing forget it, they haven't woken up yet, let Gungun and Si Gouzi go to the hot spring area
Stay."
"Okay, Shihu."
Most of them have been here once, and the rest have heard more or less about this magical little restaurant outside Zhengximen and its young boss with a terrifyingly high martial arts level.
Especially after the battle against the beast tide, Lin Chou's martial arts value made his status in the eyes of the Mingguang people comparable to that of Wei Tianxing and others.
Therefore, the eyes of these women were more than just hot. But when they saw Lin Chou putting on a "cold" look, some of the hot and curious eyes had to be temporarily stopped before fighting again.
"It doesn't look like it...does it really have such terrifying strength..."
"Yo yo, are you excited? A woman's curiosity is the catalyst for cheating~"
"Do you want to die? Well, Miss Leng's eyes are silently staring at you in the abyss."
"..."
After the group of women passed by, Lin Chou wiped away the cold sweat and grabbed Bao Er's neck.
"Why are there more and more people? If they disappear from Mingguang, no one will come to trouble me, right? Our small profit is so small that we can't stand the trouble..."
None of these women have simple backgrounds, they are all full of trouble.
Bao Er couldn't laugh or cry,
"Boss Lin, there won't be any trouble. As long as they are safe, the 'big bosses' behind them don't care where they go..."
"Ahem, in fact, Yanhui Mountain is a very gratifying and reassuring place for them. It's more practical to be here than to go to some bar or club. Besides, hey, what if any of them like you, Mr. Lin?"
The boss has some tricks, it’s better to have more face than telling some random guy on the street~"
roll!
You say it's a shame to go out...what the hell is that?!
emmmmmmm...
Is it really possible to save face?
Bao Er winked,
"Boss Lin, have any ideas? Hehe... I have to say that each of these women is more beautiful than the last. They are so beautiful. Do you like this kind of mature style? Hehe, that's a lot of money..."
"boom!!"
Before Bao could finish his words, he had already taken off.
Huang Dashan clapped his hands, unable to hide his disdain in his eyes.
He held Lin Chou's shoulders and said,
"Bao Er is such a bitch. We, Lin Sha, are still little virgins. How can we stand those women who are like wolves and tigers? Let me tell you, there is a new batch of young flower bones in the alley that can squeeze out water.
I have never seen the world and gone through wind and rain. Speaking of which, is that the best choice to end your virginity? Should I treat you as a guest and walk away?"
Bao Er stood up with a resentful look on his face, holding his buttocks.
"Only the state officials are allowed to set fires and the people are not allowed to light lamps... Master Shan, are you going a little too far..."
Bao Er suddenly changed his mind,
"Fuck...what a nice guy!!"
Because he saw a graceful figure already halfway up the mountain.
The deep black dress is simple and solemn without too many decorations.
A golden streamer danced slowly around him, and the fierce metallic sound was like the light of a sword being drawn out of its sheath, filling the air with a cool feeling.
Even if he moved forward slowly step by step, the breath that was unconsciously released around him made Bao Er feel so heavy that he couldn't breathe.
"hiss..."
Bao Er took a breath and smiled bitterly.
This is one of the shortcomings of becoming an evolver. After he can sense the momentum of the evolver, he can no longer face the big guys who often deal with Shan Ye, Bai Lao, David Tianxing and so on calmly like an ordinary person. That momentum
It can literally crush someone to death.
Bao Er quickly calmed down his expression, lowered his head and bent over to disguise himself as an incompetent quail.
"Hello, Lieutenant General Leng, and good afternoon."
Those with a good attitude don't want it.
I thought to myself, my Grandpa Dashan, you are really kind to me, even better than my own grandfather.
One more thing, you have a good journey~!
Leng Han was obviously in a good mood today. He moved the corner of his mouth and forced a cold and faint smile.
"Um."
Bao Er kept a humble smile and didn't look away, but in fact his whole body was frozen by the cold Tyrannosaurus' smile and answer.
This smile passed right by Bao Er and came to Lin Chou.
Huang Dashan is still talking endlessly,
"How can a woman like an inexperienced man? You think so, Lin Zi, I can tell you that it is easiest for a virgin to have sex early. You know it, but it is embarrassing. Think about it, you and Leng Ba
When you are mixing oil with honey at night in the dragon cave, you will be miserable before the good night is short. Hey... by then the Cold Tyrannosaurus will not be able to tear you apart into pieces?"
Lin Chou: "..."
The metal ribbon was like a flexible hand, gently tapping Huang Dashan's shoulder.
"Boom, boom!"
Shanye's tiger body shook, and then shook again, until his whole body was shaken below the ground level, leaving only his head on top.
"Wucao, what the hell..."
Leng Han slowly walked around Shan Ye's head, walked to the opposite side of him, squatted down, and smiled.
"Repeat what you just said."
Huang Dashan:
"Buzz~"
Exploding metal buzzed, and the origins gathered like a pot. The brilliance was like a whirlpool of fireworks. First, two giant desktop axes were condensed, and then the giant axes merged into one, turning into a weapon with a diameter of more than two meters.
Sphere giant hammer.
The aura of Master Shan as a fourth-level powerhouse was like rolling thunder in the dark clouds, beating everyone's hearts over Yanhui Mountain. The aura of the fourth level emitted was not only detectable by evolvers, but also by ordinary people.
The hill was completely silent.
Leng Han looked at the hammer with interest and his smile grew stronger.
Lin Chou: "Master Shan, don't think too hard... that... ah... it's cold... Mr. Shan must not have woken up today..."
Damn, don't you know how many pounds you have?
Master Shan raised his eyebrows at Lin Chou and gave a meaningful smile, even a little proud in his smile.
Is this guy finally crazy?
I saw the giant hammer carrying the strong wind and crashing down in the direction of Huang Dashan's own head.
Boom~
The thief pulls decisively, the thief pulls decisively.
"..."
He knocked himself unconscious.
This guy actually knocked himself unconscious!!
As Shan Ye lost consciousness, the giant hammer shattered silently, and in a breath, the brilliant source disappeared like light mist.
Bao Er, who was gloating about his misfortune the whole time, was completely confused. In the end, he could only sigh with admiration,
"Fuck...this is a ruthless person..."
I've been doing this all my life and still haven't died yet. I really must have some skills!
Lin Chou's mouth twitched, speechless.
"Master Shan..."
Leng Han hummed,
"Let him bury it."
okay!
Bury, if you don't move, no one else will dare to move.
Lin Chou glanced at Shan Ye, who only had a shining forehead in the pit, and could only say sorry in his heart: I'm sorry.
"Um...ah...um...you came so early?"
Lin's style dialogue is still annoying.
Leng Han walked to the store by himself, but Lin Chou reluctantly followed him, feeling guilty.
"What did he say just now?"
Lin Chou looked confused,
"Ah? I don't know. I was thinking about the recipe just now and didn't pay attention... You sit down first. A bunch of people are coming from behind. I'll send them away first and then cook two dishes for you."
Leng Han's eyes swept over Lin Chou's forehead, which was slightly sweating.
"Um!"
"Hey, congratulations to the host, you managed to survive another day."
"Get out, get out of here."
"Coward, you are so cowardly."
Lin Chou smiled slightly, feeling that this smile must be evil enough and domineering enough.
"Haha, how can we call it cowardice when it comes to emotional matters? It's called following one's heart."
"oh,
Lin Shi (family name), cold feelings,
Hello,
goodbye."
"..."
(Damn it, system, your barrage format is really becoming more and more arbitrary!)
By the way, why did this dog beeping system suddenly become skinny today? It has so much energy that it overflowed?
Lin Chou wanted to ask again, but there was another series of familiar shutdown sounds.
So a certain boss yelled,
"Beep beep beep!"
grass
The women headed by Ms. Rong and Ms. Zhou in the back mountain hot spring area ordered some random things. There was not much they could eat here, and there was not much room for choice. A pot of snow bud was a must, as was coconut milk jelly.
(I also specifically asked to remove the sea stone flower, because this thing is too luxurious for ordinary people to eat and will be gossiped about by the evolvers). The salt chicken must have...
I just threw five standard source crystals out and said it was a tip.
Lin Chou accepted it calmly, took a few minutes to prepare the dishes, and asked Chi to send them over.
Over there, Leng Han was still sitting in his old seat by the window, looking at him with penetrating eyes.
"Would you like something to eat?"
"what ever."
Bao Er grinned.
(Look at what Lieutenant General Leng said. He didn’t order anything and just said, “It’s up to you.” How low-key and domineering he is.)
(Hmph, it smells like the rancid smell of the privileged class!)
(I really want to have an older sister like Chen Yuluoyan. Being Boss Lin’s brother-in-law and uncle-in-law would definitely feel great, right?)
Lin Chou said,
"Neon Dragon, haven't you had enough? Wait, I'll find something else...huh? When did you put so many rattle snails in the thermostatic cabinet?"
Bao Er smiled and replied,
"Mr. Nian asked me to bring it here before. Boss Lin, while you weren't here, Sister Chi put it inside. It's very fresh."
Lin said sadly.
When Nian Yi came here a few days ago, he casually mentioned the location of the sea area where rattle snails are produced, and reciprocated the favor.
Unlike other marine products, this thing rarely moves on the seabed. Nian Yi will definitely have a way to get it up if he knows its location.
The Xiangluo is high or low, it's just the first level, but there must be many chefs in Mingguang who are willing to cook such rich ingredients, and Nian Yi should be able to make a small fortune.
Lin Chou picked a few of suitable sizes, held them up in his hand and said to Leng Han,
"Look, when I have something good here, you can always catch it. If you didn't eat it last time, you'll make up for it this time."
Leng Han smiled and said nothing.
This series of laughter made Bao Er doubt his life: Wu Cao, did I meet a fake Cold Tyrannosaurus?
Look at Boss Lin again, with a sweet smile on his face.
(⊙o⊙) Bao Er stared, how could he understand what Lin was thinking.
Lin is a typical example of a homely person who is naturally stupid. Growing up, when he chatted with a few women, unless he didn't open his mouth, he would be chatted to death as soon as he opened his mouth. His death was very strange, my God.
Not happy anymore.
Cold Tyrannosaurus seems cold and violent, always forcing people to have birth control, but there is one attribute that Lin Chou really appreciates, that is, no matter what you say to her, it will only produce two results at most:
One is eh; the other is eh?
Excluding punctuation marks, there are two words in total, and there is absolutely no ambiguity.
There is no need to write an academic paper like a poor guy like San, "On the 1,998 deep-seated meanings of the four pronunciations of the word 'um' for your girlfriend and related solutions."
Well, this is such a concise and clear answer.
There is absolutely no need to worry about Lin’s equally concise and clear intelligence, emotional intelligence, and the damn cheats that never pay for themselves.
All in all, it's great, I really like it.
In the face of Leng Han's calmness and silence, Lin Chou also talked unusually and a lot.
"I found this in a place in Heichenhai before. It tastes very good. I'll get a charcoal stove and cook two at a time for you to try. It's quite slow. There's also neon dragon meat. People at that time
It's inconvenient to have too many dishes and too little. You are not the most advanced colorful person, so I will make a special stew for you this time."
"Yeah." Leng Han looked at Lin Chou slightly in trance, and then added, "There's no rush."
Lin Chou simply placed the charcoal stove next to Leng Han's table, sat on a chair and started roasting.
After a while, I heard the roar of the motor and the sound of rapid brakes coming from outside.
Three burly figures walked in one by one with their heads bent, standing like a wall at the door.
These are three men who seem to have all the muscles in the world growing on their bodies. They have exactly the same plate face, thick eyebrows, big eyes, and thick lips. They look very handsome. With the addition of body shape, they can basically look giant.
It can be described as edible.
The big-breasted sister who is 2.56 meters tall and the wandering demon who is as tall as the big-breasted sister but stronger will probably look a bit petite in front of the three of them. It is really scary height. The air above must be very fresh, right?
Lin Chou's brain twitched,
"Just to ask, did you grow up eating Yao Ming?"
After saying that, Lin Chou's expression was so fucked up that she wanted to slap herself.
This bitchy nature always causes him trouble from time to time.
The triplets' faces darkened, and they looked a little embarrassed. Just when they opened their mouths to speak, they heard a powerful "fuck" coming from behind.
"Damn it, you three are so stupid, why are you fucking here?"
Then a thick female voice,
"Can't the one in front get in? Damn it, don't be like a bitch!"
one more,
"Hey, Sister Xingxing is here too. Aren't you a real 'girl', hahaha..."
There is still one,
"Get out of the way, I'm looking for Brother Chou!"
It’s not over yet,
"Hey, who planted our mountain prince here? Awesome, a tree will grow next year and let the Queen take turns using it, it will be very pleasant~"
Lin Chou stretched her head and looked out the window, startled.
"Good guy, what day is it today? Why did this happen..."
Look at these three people inside,
"Hmm, how about we sit down first and then talk?"
The triplets' faces were completely turned into pot.