Chapter 880 The torch turns into ashes and the tears begin to dry - make up for Xiaojiewan
Shen Daru never imagined that even though he was already in his fifties, he would have to dig out firewood and burn it again.
Life is already so difficult, why bother trying to tear each other down?
Shen Daru's elegant face was full of embarrassment, and he organized his words and said,
"Shen is not very talented, but thanks to Mingguang, you all think highly of it and gave him the nickname 'Master Dunru'. I am invited to come to Yanhui Mountain today. It is a great honor..."
Huang Dashan felt that his teeth were about to fall out.
"I said, hey, as for those who are just talking about words, let's talk about you. You are the kind who can talk about serious things and get directly to the topic, the kind who can get to the point with fists and punches!!"
Shen Daru secretly gritted his teeth, and the muscles on his face trembled slightly.
"As a teacher, you should lead by example. Shen is single based on his ability... bah bah... Shen is saying that although I am single, I still serve as your 'emotional helper' and teach you some basic love skills and love skills. Conceptual ability and knowledge reserve.”
After a while, there was total silence.
Huang Dashan pondered for half a second, and with a sad expression on his face that was about to burst into laughter, he stepped forward and patted Shen Daru on the shoulder seriously.
"It's true that you are a single person based on your ability. Master Shan is protecting you. This teacher must be you!"
Shen Daru's style of being a teacher suddenly became a little ferocious: "..."
Shanye scratched the back of his head,
"Speaking of that 'emotional assistant', it sounds very mysterious, but he is actually a genius..."
(Go away, it’s Xidongdongxing!)
Shen Daru rudely ignored Prince Huang and just looked at Lin Chou and Sikong with sincere and gentle eyes.
Lin Chou said "F*ck" and suddenly felt something bad happened.
"Why are you looking at me?! Mr. Si, what the hell did you do?"
Sikong looked gloomy,
"Lin Zi, we are all friends. Do you remember that we discussed more than once that you might need some av...comfort...er, help? To be honest, isn't it true that people with low IQs have high emotional intelligence? ?It turns out it’s not absolute..."
Lin Chou:ecuse me??
Sikong skipped the complaints,
"Ahem, especially when your love partner is a humanoid steamroller whose danger level should be marked as 'hysterical, heartbreaking, cherry red level' like the Cold Tyrannosaurus, everyone agrees that some necessary, basic love + relationship skills can definitely be used Sometimes it is more necessary to save you from dire straits, the kind that can really save your life! In order to prevent everyone from losing their friends at any time, the quality of Mingguang's medicinal food will quickly decline and return to its original form."
"So! Dang Dang Dang~ Your love mentor and even life mentor, Master Shen Daru, who can start a prairie fire with a single spark, has appeared."
——"Speak in human language! Within twenty words!"
Sikong said, "Hey, we were accidentally discovered by Sister Qingyu when we were discussing how to trick you."
Lin Chou sneered,
"I..."
Sikong glanced at Lin Chou and said,
"Qiu's sack, you should think carefully before speaking - if you reject Shen Daru, then your next 'teacher' will be Sister Qingyu."
"!!!"
Lin Chou said without changing his expression,
"Then let's discuss the course arrangement now. Should we focus on theoretical classes or practical classes?"
(Whoever is tired of riding a horse and having his head stuck on his neck wants to go out for a walk by himself. How dare a ghost give you a practical lesson!)
Shen Daru quickly said,
"Theory is the main thing, of course the theory is the main thing."
Lin Chou nodded with a smile, and squeezed out a few words through his teeth.
"Sir, I think we can have a good discussion about life and ideals after class. Take me for example. My biggest ideal is the beauty of adulthood - I know your ideal is to be a knight who kills people in ten steps without leaving a trace. , Man! How can this little thing be enough? A man’s journey must be to the stars and the sea! I think it’s good for you to conquer the stars and the sea while doing chivalry and justice... I will be very happy to send you up with a convenient shovel, before going up. You can also ask the Warlock to add a positive buff to you."
Huang Dashan grinned with ambiguous eyes,
"Little brother, are you going to heaven?"
Sikong: "..."
Lin Chou frowned and realized that things were not simple.
"etc..."
"Before, you even used the title teacher. Just now Shen... ahem, Master Shen was talking about you. Who is this 'we'? Oh, could it be our lovely Mr. Sikong?"
Sikong: "..."
Lin Chou smiled,
"Come on, come on, my intuition tells me that there must be an incredible story in this. Mr. Sikong, please start your performance."
Sikong's face suddenly turned red to the root of his neck, and he said,
"Uh...that...can I choose not to say it?"
Lin Chou had two more pans in her hands.
"Master Sikong, who has seven and a half libraries in his hands, I have a very simple literary question to ask you. Come on, come on, stick your head over and observe carefully. I have a cast iron pot here that was made in 176 and another one. I've been using one for a long time and I'm not sure how old it is - how about you help me ask how long it would take me to use that 176-year-old pan to make a 'Sikong' real-life face cast?"
%￥#%￥......
Huang Dashan raised his hand, and the bald baby looked like a quail.jpg.
Before Sikong could react, he spoke quickly without any pause,
"When Sikong and Bai Suren broke their shoes, his father, Sikong Yu, caught and raped him in bed. He beat the mandarin ducks with each other. Sister Qingyu, who decided to forcefully break her own son into a straight man, happened to know that Sikong was going to use various 'routines' to form a group to swindle you. I conveniently confiscated all the tools for committing the crime, including even the USB flash drive that I almost collected all the serial numbers, which is so heartbreaking..."
From the moment Huang Dashan finished his first sentence, Sikong knew that his character was completely destroyed. Huang Dashan took the opportunity to regain his breath.
"Sister Qingyu and Mr. Sikong hit it off as soon as they thought about it, so they decided to take care of it themselves~"
Such explosive news is also heartbreaking.
The legless crab in Song Qingyun's hand tilted its body, and tons of crab paste that was as yellow and thick as honey was sprinkled on his thighs without even realizing it.
Chen Qingyu took a breath of cold air and knelt down on the spot - wonderful, the name of Mingguang's number one wrench is destined to be spread far and wide in the mouth of Chen Qingyu!
Hu Yale squinted his eyes and held his hands on his chest.
"Hmm... Mr. Sikong and Master Bai... so public... so romantic... so generous..."
Lin Chou's face was expressionless,
"Hey, I've seen something wrong with you two a long time ago. I didn't expect... you guys really figured it out..."
Then he raised his thumb and the voice suddenly became louder,
"I have to say that you did a great job! As a friend, I have to support you. Don't worry, I will definitely study hard on these love lessons - not for anything else, just to pass the cheat sheets to you during the exam. That's fine.
!”
Sikong: Huh? This guy didn’t just explode on the spot and drag everyone along with him? (To be continued)