"Emmmmm, after I deceived your dad after studying, should I consider holding the wedding in Yanhui Mountain? The price is favorable! Good food and wine! Hot spring bath! Large bonfire party! Party all night long! Huge number of people! Convenient and hidden, you can do whatever you want! Whatever you want, you can get it. Everything is available! I can even plant lavender in advance near Yanhui Mountain. It is free of charge as a friendly gift. The sea of purple flowers is most suitable for the classic 10. Let’s talk about whether you are 1 or 0...cough cough cough the previous sentence Just ignore it - but please seriously consider the wedding venue!!"
It turns out you were waiting for me here...
For the first time, Sikong truly felt that the saying "if you have money, you can do whatever you want" was right.
I thought to myself, then I really have to thank you first?!
What a sin--
Who was the first to send you that bullshit Thirty-six Love Styles or some other damn thing? Who was the first to come up with such a bad idea?
If you tell me, I guarantee that I will kill him with money!
However, since Sikong is already here, it means it is too late, and he has trapped himself.
This time his attitude was extremely firm,
"If you don't go to class, you'd rather die!"
Yes, that's right, Sikong Yu threatened him with death, a thief has no dignity.
Sikong was speechless for a long time and then said,
"Boss Lin, can you be any more ungrateful? Don't you feel angry at all? Your attitude makes me panic..."
Huang Dashan forced additional scenes,
"Oops, this is...a heart-pounding feeling..."
Lin Chou said seriously,
"How much do you think anger should be sold for per kilogram?"
How can you marry Master Sikong with your own hands if you are angry... No, how can you marry Mr. Bai to Sikong Lai with your own hands!
——Just thinking about it makes me feel refreshed both physically and mentally.
It would be best to be a witness or something, make money and get revenge, tsk tsk.
Sikong could tell that Lin's eyes were very abnormal.
But now that I'm saying that I'm really not a gay, are you trying to hide it and forcefully explain that there are no three hundred taels of silver in this place?
He rolled his eyes and said helplessly,
"No more fifty cents."
Over there, Chen Qingyu almost slapped her in the face and said impatiently,
"Teacher Shen, Teacher Shen, when will we start class?"
Shen Daru, who had been ignored for a long time, had a "satisfied" light shining in his eyes.
(Haha, starting from today:
Lord Poseidon Lin Chou and the money-spreading boy Sikong are our students, Shen. They are the direct descendants of the entire ancient literature research association. I would like to see, as president, who dares not to give us research funds?)
(etc...)
(Sikong is already my student, who needs to look at the face of the crisis? Secretary Qin and other iron roosters, go to hell!)
Thinking of this, the smile on Shen Daru's face became even thicker,
"Ahem, don't worry, wait a little longer, there are still people who haven't arrived yet."
Lin Chou blinked,
"Hey? Is there anyone else? Who..."
Shen Daru has a profound and unpredictable way,
"You will know when you come here. The fate is wonderful."
Huang Dashan muttered,
"It can't be... the cold Tyrannosaurus himself..."
The guys watching the excitement really wanted to sew this guy's beak shut.
Shen Daru shuddered and his smile gradually disappeared.
Sikong smiled and said,
"It doesn't exist. Sister Qingyu wouldn't be so stupid. Leng Zhong would kill people directly... Damn it!!"
Sikong cursed.
Sikong said dirty words.
Unscientific~
Everyone followed Sikong’s gaze and started swearing in various postures:
"Fuck."
"What the hell?"
"Fuck!"
"Fuck..."
Leng Han, here we come.
No one dared to speak or even take a breath until Leng Han walked up to him.
Even Shen Daru remained motionless while looking at the sky at a 45-degree angle to reduce his sense of presence.
Leng Han walked to Lin Chou by himself, with a slightly gentle smile on his face.
"Why are you squatting here?"
As she said this, she actually bent down and sat on the threshold with Lin Chou.
Everyone: (ヾ????)
——What the hell? The majestic Cold Tyrannosaurus is so approachable!
Leng Han stretched out his hand and twisted a crab claw from Lin Chou's crab.
"Crack, click, click."
"Well, it's a bit spicy, hiss..."
“But it’s delicious!”
Lin Chou: "..."
It took him a long time to reply stiffly,
"Ah, I'll give it to you then. Have you had breakfast?"
"not yet..."
Lin Chou stood up,
"You eat first, and I'll get you something later."
"Hmm... click click click..."
Leng Han held Lin Chou's half-eaten crab in his hand, eating it in small bites with graceful gestures, peeling off the shell and removing the crab claws with dexterous movements.
The scene was as quiet as death.
After eating for a while, she suddenly looked up and said,
"You guys are looking at me."
The statement was made in a voice with genuine ice, and ice quickly began to form around everyone.
"Haha, no, no..."
"How can it be!"
"Look at you, how dare we do that? I didn't mean that..."
Watching Leng Han's eyebrows gradually rise, Sikong, the one with the worst ability to withstand the cold, came out to control the situation.
He said casually,
"Hey, why are you wearing formal clothes and leather armor again today..."
——“?”
Everyone's livers were trembling. Damn it, Mr. Sikong, don't try to kill yourself. What the hell are you calling this a problem...
Sikong made a gesture of looking into the room and lowered his voice like a mosquito humming.
"That guy secretly told me a few days ago that the black dress you were wearing was very beautiful and your eyes were bright!"
——"..."
silence.
Fifteen breathtaking seconds.
Leng Han said,
"none of my business."
"Ziyu, stay here while I go in to eat. I'm hungry."
After saying that, he turned around and walked in, leaving everyone with a cold back.
Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, and they secretly complained,
"I feel like shit."
"This is so damn... is it really fake..."
"Who knows what I just saw!"
Sikong murmured to himself,
"It doesn't exist...it's unscientific...what's going on...why is it...like this?"
Chen Qingyu smacked his lips and suddenly asked,
"Master Shen, do you think Boss Lin is still using this lesson?"
Leng Han had been eating the remaining crabs that Lin Chou had eaten for a long time. There was no blind person in this group of people.
Huang Dashan said hey,
"What a stupid lesson. Isn't it too much to say that the person who captured the cold Tyrannosaurus published a master-level [Guide to Picking Up Girls]?"
Song Qingyun was the first to respond,
"Rush to buy it - I will definitely rush to buy it! My seniors and idols are so awesome!"
"Wait a minute, Lieutenant General Leng seemed to be talking about Ziyu just now..."
"Damn it, young master Ziyu, when did you come?!"
After following Leng Han, Ziyu stood directly opposite the crowd, but still had no sense of presence:
"Haha, I heard it all."
A barbecue will never solve this problem.
...
in the store.
Leng Han looked at the half-eaten red crab in his hand in annoyance.
Why did you just pick it up?
Why did you just eat it?
Why didn't you think of rejecting it?
What to do, they are all saying, how embarrassing!
Lin Chou shouted in the kitchen,
"Are you still going to eat ham rice balls this time?"
"eat."
Leng Han himself was stunned, and suddenly he covered his face with grief, anger and despair.