Chapter 905 Thanks to Erha's little brother, the big breasted sister has been successful in her studies~
Perhaps because the mental and physical fatigue levels had reached the upper limit, Lin Chou and Huang Dashan fell asleep directly after returning to Yanhui Mountain.
(Someone:???)
Well...
It was Lin Chou and Huang Dashan who fell asleep...
Pooh!
Ball sacks, crossed out.
Lin Chou was in the tree house, and Huang Dashan was on the Pangolin. They separated and slept in darkness respectively.
Wu Ke and Xiao Yourong waited eagerly all day, but still couldn't escape the fate of starvation.
Wu Ke pondered and said,
"or..."
Su Yourong looked frightened and interrupted him directly,
"Don't even think about it! I, Su Yourong, will never eat what you cook even if I starve to death!"
It's scary to think about it - have you ever seen a normal person who uses a plastic tip, a dropper, a beaker, a burning spoon, a separatory funnel and a crucible for cooking?
In Su Yourong's opinion, these terrifying "tools" should be the standard equipment of the old witch wearing a top hat and riding a broom in some fairy tales, and the witch eats children!
The long night is long, and the saddest thing is not that you don't want to sleep, but that you are too hungry to fall asleep.
Yanhui Mountain is deserted. Except for Huang Dashan's Pangolin, the others have already returned to the base city anxiously.
Wu Ke and Su Yourong squatted pitifully on the threshold holding their legs, one on the left and the other on the right, sighing one after another.
Wu Ke suddenly said nervously,
"I may be hallucinating from hunger, everything I see is green now!"
Su Yourong: "..."
Researcher Wu, it may be time to recharge your IQ.
Su Yourong took out a fruit from among the bright green red beans and threw it to Wu Ke - there were so many glowing red beans growing here, it would be strange if they weren't green.
Wu Ke burped calmly,
"No, no need..."
The unreliable boss Lin has been offline a lot in the past two months. Wu Ke has been eating this stuff so much that he is almost suffering from psychological effects.
Su Yourong's little face almost wrinkled together, she swallowed hard,
"Eat, I'll go to bed after eating this. I'll have delicious food when I wake up tomorrow morning! Big meat buns, beef offal soup, raw porridge, noodles with XO sauce, big steak, braised pork sausage..."
Please don't say it - Wu Ke suddenly had a sentence mmp that he didn't know whether to say or not.
The two of them were in a tangle, and suddenly the big-breasted sister's voice came from behind,
"Yourong? Yourong is ready to eat!"
The two guys jumped so high,
"What!"
"Have you eaten? Do you have food to eat??"
At the back door of the kitchen, Gungun and the four dogs were each holding an oversized elbow and chewing on it, which was hot and fragrant.
Especially Si Gouzi, the dog's face is full of happiness.
Even though there were usually a lot of customers and he was making a lot of money, Si Gouzi just gnawed some bones from the big boss's place and then caught a few white-tailed moles to satisfy his hunger.
But it was completely different when the family was away. Every time Lin Chou was away, it was the time to improve the food.
The big-breasted sister can always come up with some big fish and meat unexpectedly, and give the weak, pitiful and helpless Sigouzi some special care.
Wu Ke's eyes turned blue when he saw Gungun and Si Gouzi's elbows.
"Gudong... we... also eat big elbows? It's absolutely okay to be fatter!"
The big-breasted lady glanced over, and the "evil shape" in her eyes almost knocked Wu Ke off his feet.
"That's the ration specially prepared by the boss for Mr. Gungun. Do you dare to touch a hair and try it?"
Master Gungun's eyes also fell on Wu Ke.
"Ouch?"
He looked away again, looking very disdainful.
It simply lay on its back on the ground, crossed its short, round legs, and began to shake seriously.
The big elbow with skin, which was almost seven or eight meters long, floated above Gungun and automatically floated to his mouth. After Gungun took a full bite, it floated further away.
Gungun hummed happily, and suddenly, its small eyes hidden in the dark circles suddenly radiated sharp light.
"Ouch!"
The bear's paw pointed, and the elbow slowly rotated in mid-air with the club bone as the center. Some of the tiny hairs hidden in the flesh were pulled out of thin air one by one and thrown away.
Wu Ke: "..."
Niang Xipi, what a trick "anti-gravity hair plucking"!
If he could advance to the "Anti-gravity Flying Plucking Technique", the boss of Black Heart Forest would be ecstatic...
The big-breasted lady climbed up on the rolling neck and helped him re-lay the folded pink pockets to prevent oil from dripping on the fur.
That's what I said,
"Let's go, let's go eat too."
In the coconut tree shack, a pot full of red meat was boiling on a small charcoal stove.
Wu Ke was overjoyed,
"Wow...beef? Is this beef?"
Su Yourong wrinkled her nose,
"Humph, I eat and drink all day long! I actually want to eat beef!"
Wu Ke has long been immune to attacks of this level, and his face thickness is at least level three.
"Hey... I'm just saying... Where can I get the beef here..."
Just like Researcher Wu's face, the cattle on Yanhui Mountain all started at the third level.
Wu Ke was just thinking about it - even Wu Ke had to stay away when Lin Chou was steaming the buns.
Whenever the ingredients used were of a higher level than the guarantee, his nose would bleed from the aroma of the meat, which was too much.
The big-breasted lady rubbed her hands and placed three bowls, as if she was a little expectant and anxious.
"This is our tribe's favorite method, dry roasting venison. You can try it to see if it tastes good."
The busty sister said fondly,
"Before I became a praying girl, I helped in the tribal kitchen for a while. Grandma Chisun's dry-roasted venison was particularly delicious, but she refused to teach me - alas, she later kicked me out of the kitchen.
I’m not allowed to enter the kitchen again, and I don’t know why!”
Su Yourong: "..."
Wu Ke: "..."
Isn't it obvious that there are lice on the bald head? With your plate-breaking skills, sister, there is absolutely no one else besides our boss Lin who can use your kitchen!
The busty lady said,
"But Grandma Chisun doesn't know that I have already learned how to make dry-roasted venison, and eating so many dishes from the boss is not for free. I have learned some things secretly, well,
What do you Mingguang say - eat from the bowl and look at the pot!"
Wu and Su: "???"
Oops, when I ate the food in the bowl and looked at the food in the pot, it turned out that this is how it is used.
On the contrary, Wu Ke was a little afraid to put down his chopsticks. The topic of self-taught people seemed completely unreliable to a scientific researcher like him, who would always come up with some suffocating things just like those in Mingguang's civil sciences.
When it comes to civil science, of course the Warlock Master is a different matter.
If you research something at the level of a warlock, the scientific research institute will not be able to understand it for decades - such as the Source Crystal Cannon, and the latest version of Source Crystal Barret used in Beast Tide.
but...
The smell of this damn venison is irresistible in the dark middle of the night!
Let’s fight~
Comrade Xiao Wu picked out a good-looking piece of meat with tendons, flesh and skin and put it into his mouth.
"Hiss~hot~"
If you can tell it's edible, it's the meat of a wasted deer. It should be the "leftovers" below the waist ribs. The texture of the meat is diagonal and a bit long.
Unexpectedly, the taste is quite good.
The meat tumbling in the thick soup has a charming dry aroma. The meat is completely filled with oil instead of juice, and it is accompanied by some kind of compound aroma of Chinese herbal medicine that Wu Ke can't describe.
Then Wu Ke subconsciously felt that something was wrong - there are too few people who know how to use Chinese herbal medicine these days. Wouldn't they kill their undergraduates??
Wu Ke organized the language carefully,
"Um...Sister Akazhi...your seasoning...are you sure you got it from Brother Chou's kitchen?"
Su Yourong was struggling with a piece of bone-in rib meat. He was whimpering and had no time to speak. He rolled his cute eyes wildly at Wu Ke.
The big-breasted lady thought for a while,
"No, I picked some of them myself, and some of them were sent here by the old man who can support me with everything, along with his livestock - he lives in the salt-alkali land and desert, and these spices are not available nearby."
Wu Ke's head buzzed, and when he touched his nose, there were two nosebleeds.
"Sister...eldest sister...what did you put in..."
Except for his nose being a little itchy, Wu Ke felt that everything in his body was warm and very dry.
The big-breasted sister looked at Xiao Yourong, who was happily eating, and then looked at Wu Ke,
"Yourong is fine, so the spices are absolutely fine! Our tribe eats a lot of them every day! Well, you can't even eat first-class useless venison, right?"
Xiao Yourong and the big-breasted sister said disdainfully in unison,
"Oh, man~"
Wu Ke: "..."
There's no comparison between Su Yourong and him. Due to their physical constitution, this little girl can eat everything she wants, including money, meat and other high-level things!
He found two pieces of paper and stuffed his nose - it seemed like he didn't feel anything wrong except for the nosebleeds?
"Is it really too much?"
Wu Ke picked up a piece of meat again and stuffed it into his mouth. The shredded meat was very thin and flexible, and the light smoky flavor felt very comfortable, especially since there was no fat on the venison but just the right amount of moist oil was released inside. This made Wu Ke feel that Chi Zhi was actually very talented as a chef.
The nosebleed did not get worse, and there was nothing wrong with Wu Ke.
So while eating a lot, I tore open a piece of venison and found that there was a regular circle of dark marks from the surface of the meat gradually penetrating into the inside, which seemed to be scorch marks.
Su Yourong asked Wu Ke's doubts,
"Is this venison roasted?"
The busty lady said,
"Of course, our tribe's practice is to hunt live deer without killing them and bleeding them. It's similar to how the boss makes dried yak. The deer blood is forced into the meat and then cut into large pieces, and the parts with more fat, such as the belly, are used. The neck and bones are roasted over a high fire with walnut or pepper wood until the outside is charred, the fat on the surface disappears, the inside is half-cooked, and the hair on the skin is clean."
"Then cut it into large pieces, boil it with some spices and herbs collected by the tribe... and soak it in water to remove the smell of blood. After soaking..."
Wu Ke interrupted,
"What kind of medicinal materials are they?"
Su Yourong pouted,
"It's up to you if you can't eat it to death!"
The busty lady said,
"Hmm, do you still know the names of medicinal herbs? There is one that I heard you call Morinda officinalis, but in our tribe it is called Echinacea."
Wu Ke nodded and breathed a sigh of relief,
"Oh, Morinda, this is not bad..."
"Then there are the goblins."
Wu Ke: "!!!"
Researcher Wu looked confused.
Bugbear stuff isn't a medicinal ingredient. Is there a slime that pops out from behind?
How about a dwarf blacksmith? Groot?
"And Millet Spatholobus."
"Horn flower."
Wu Ke has never heard of these two. Maybe they are called differently, but the style of painting sounds very formal, much better than bugbears.
Chi only said,
"There is also the yellow-bone wolf, it's gone."
Wu Ke:●|￣|＿
"Is it... the ancient level... the kind that beats up a bastard??"
Because he was in a place like a scientific research institute, Wu Ke had the time and conditions to fully study things like orphan numbers, original game disks, and USB flash drives left before the catastrophe.
When he heard the name, he immediately imagined a group of tough women with bulging muscles and tattoos all over their bodies, screaming and rushing towards a poor turtle with a volcano on its back, chopping melons and vegetables and fucking it to pieces, happily. It shows the scene of carrying the exploded "Ancient Wolf" and running to soak the venison in water to stew it.
He had seen a game video before the cataclysm, in which the big bastard seemed to have the last name "An" when translated. To put it in a more ancient and noble way, Wu Ke always felt that it seemed more reasonable to call him "Negative Yue".
The big-breasted lady doesn’t know what inexplicable things this guy is talking about. She can’t understand it at all. Who knows what weird ingredients are churning in the mind of this kind of alternative technology geek.
Wu Ke felt relieved at least. Apart from the "bugbears" and "ancient wolves", there seemed to be nothing too out of the ordinary - although he actually had no idea what those things were.
In this era of cataclysm where living corpses and strange beasts are everywhere, it sounds like safety is enough, right?
So Comrade Xiao Wu could enjoy the delicious venison in front of him with more peace of mind.
Su Yourong smiled happily, with grease on her face,
"Sister Akazhi, venison is delicious, hehe, how about I tell Shihu and you can become a disciple too~"
Busty sister: "..."
Innocent child, do you think Heixinlin would be willing to let me go like this after I broke a plate that would take tons to count?
But thinking about Lord Blood God, Chi Zhi is filled with happiness.
(Well, wherever Lord Blood God is, I will be there.)
Wu Ke stuffed his mouth full of meat, and there was another problem.
"Since there is so much soup, why should it be called dry roasting?"
The busty sister was in a good mood and explained,
"Because I didn't add any water, I used green onions, ginger, garlic, onions, water celery, and radish slices as the bottom and put the dried venison on it to cook. The soup is filled with water from the vegetables and venison, and I also put some wine in it. "
"Oh, that's it~"
The busty lady glanced at the roof of the coconut tree hut with lingering fear.
She usually watched her boss cook a dish that looked spectacular and fragrant, so she also tried it with Tan Qingquan Shan.
Well, it's lucky that the roof is still there.
There is no such thing as wine in their sinkhole, so it is inevitable that they will make some mistakes when cooking for the first time.
Overall, this dish is quite successful. If I practice it a few more times, I feel that it can be enjoyed by the Blood God.
Thinking of this, Chi only glanced at Wu Ke - if there was nothing unusual about this stupid male creature after tonight.
Wu Ke had eaten and drank enough, and his nosebleeds stopped flowing. He stretched his waist with satisfaction.
"Sleep, sleep, hehe, Wu would like to thank the big-breasted sister for saving her life~" (To be continued)