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Chapter 906 What did you say?

Early in the morning, the busty sister and Su Yourong were playing a very interesting game.

Mr. Gungun lay on his back, with two plates of pure black grapes as long as half a finger floating next to him. He was eating them one bite at a time, with a comfortable and peaceful posture. The two cats, little black and white, melted into Mr. Gungun's thick flesh like liquids. In the long hair, the ripples disappeared calmly.

Chi Zhi and Su Yourong were rolling in Lord Gungun's fur as if they were swimming - looking for cats.

This game was first initiated by Su Yourong, emmmm...

Although Yourong's bust is quite domineering, she is still essentially a ten-year-old girl.

When she was in the Su family, she had to be responsible for managing various family businesses. Now that she is here with Lin Chou, apart from serving dishes and being cute, no one suppresses her childish nature and she has completely let herself go.

I guess the old shopkeeper of the Su family will definitely be shocked the next time he sees Xiao Yourong - this account is basically useless, you can delete the account and practice again.

As for the other big-breasted lady who lets herself go, it’s understandable.

After all, Akazhi's motto is: If the Blood God is happy, then as a praying girl, I have no reason to be unhappy, right?

It seems that Mr. Gungun likes this game very much.

Since Gungun came back last time, Master Gungun, who has inexplicably gained a whole lot of weight, has become even more lazy. He can lie down every day and rarely sit up, and he can sleep without waking up.

As for the snake, it was even worse.

Xiaoqing fell into a strange sleep before she could completely swallow the other snake in her mouth. She drooled at least dozens of pounds of drool every day. A pitcher plant that was relatively close to the animal pen had already grown its roots. When we go to the area where the mouth of Chenghe River flows, it seems that the mouth of the big snake is very nutritious.

Xiaoqing usually has to rely on the big-breasted sister to turn her over and bask in the sun, otherwise mushrooms will grow on her body.

Master Gungun's increasingly rounded body straightened out in a huge arc. The whole bear... Well, even if it was a bear, it was almost eleven to twelve meters long lying flat on the ground, but its belly was nearly eight meters high, so it was completely impossible to play this game. There is no difficulty.

Gungun glanced into the small restaurant from the front door and saw nothing, so he snorted from his nostrils to show his disdain.

Little Black and Little White popped up their heads from Lord Gungun's ears and looked at the two human figures writhing in their stomachs.

——There was no fluctuation in the eyes of the two cats, and they even wanted to take this time to lick their paws and wash their faces.

Chi Zhi and Su Yourong spent a long time touching it like they were swimming in the thick hair above their rolling belly, but didn't feel anything.

But he was kicking his right leg, which was as smooth as a round ball, and he squinted his eyes with a contented look on his face.

Su Yourong took a breath, her face turned red from suppressing it,

"Wow...the rolling fur is so warm...by the way, what on earth is Shihu doing? It stinks!"

Chi Zhi reminded Su Yourong seriously,

"This is fishy, ​​not smelly. Don't let the boss hear it, otherwise you will curse again."

Chi Zhi was actually sighing silently in his heart.

As a disciple of a very powerful chef, if you can even confuse fishy smell with bad smell...

If this situation were placed in their Blood God tribe, the apprentices would basically just be hung up to dry.

Su Yourong stuck out her pink tongue and shrank her neck.

"oh..."

After all, she was sent here as a disciple in name only by Sister Qingyu, and Shihu also recognized her, which made me feel sorry for Shihu.

"Acridine~Sister Qingyu~"

Su Yourong suddenly happily jumped off Gungun and jumped towards Wei Qingyu who was walking down the mountain.

"Yourong~"

Wei Qingyu smiled and picked up Xiao Yourong.

"Tsk, tsk, did Xiao Linzi abuse my family's Yourong? Did he deny little Yourong food? Why didn't he grow taller at all?"

Su Yourong pursed her lips, unhappy.

Before becoming a salted fish, everyone has a dream.

For example, a certain chef Yourong’s dream is to become a man who will become the God of Cooking in the end of the world;

For example, a certain Grandet's dream is to eat all the papayas in the world;

For example, a certain Yourong's dream is to grow up...

Bah, that’s not right!

In fact, it's about growing taller - growing up is Gongben's dream. The level and age group are too low, and the difficulty coefficient is -500 stars.

That was basically an occasional thought before Little Yourong was nine years old. Now that she is over ten, she doesn't even bother with it.

Wei Qingyu's eyebrows were crooked, and he was ravaging the little loli's hair with a smile.

Chi Zhi also got off Gungun.

Well, Lord Blood God is an important person. It is very rude to be seen rolling on Lord Blood God.

The red smile is full of caution,

"Miss Qingyu, morning."

Wei Qingyu said directly,

"Don't worry, the little ice cube didn't come with you today."

Chi Zhi immediately breathed a sigh of relief - there were many times when the guy with super small breasts would break a lot of things when he came over, and his salary would be further out of reach.

After walking a few more steps, Wei Qingyu's delicate eyebrows wrinkled.

"What does this smell like? It stinks!"

Su Yourong's eyes lit up,

"Look, just say it smells..."

Her voice lowered unconsciously, for fear that Lin Chou might hear it.

"Sister Qingyu, let me tell you secretly, Shihu is playing with some big smelly fish, it smells really bad!"

Wei Qingyu was a little happy,

"Oh? A big smelly fish..."

She recalled the "stinky air-dried sheep" that Xiao Linzi Xiaojing gave her one time. It tasted quite good.

Could it be that they have come up with something new, stinky mandarin fish?

Just listen to Lin Chou saying quietly over there,

"It's not a big smelly fish, it's a very, very, very precious and rare yellow-lipped fish. Moreover, it's fishy, ​​not smelly!"

At some point, he stood at the door of the store holding a bloody white sack-like object.

Su Yourong secretly stuck out her tongue and didn't dare to speak.

Lin Chou's heart trembled when he saw Wei Qingyu coming over. This eldest sister always tried every means to torment him, both psychologically and physically. The razor clam nose almost made his hand cramp last time.

Wei Qingyu blinked,

"Are there no guests?"

Lin Chou made a gesture to invite him in.

"It will be a while before we leave Zhang. Sister Qingyu will come in and sit down."

Wei Qingyu immediately took a step back, covered his nose and said,

"I'd better sit outside..."

Lin Chou sighed, looking at the swim bladder of the yellow-lipped fish in his hand, he felt like he couldn't laugh or cry.

I don’t know if I was infected by scabies crab, but the smell of this thing seems a bit too strong.

Even though there are so many fragrant red bean fruits in the store, it can't stop the smell, which is very troublesome to deal with.

Wei Qingyu said,

"Do you have any wine? Put it on the jar, and a bunch of peanuts, spiced ones."

Lin Chou said in surprise,

"It's only around five o'clock...drinking?"

"Why, it can't be done!"

Well, sister, you seem to be very principled at first glance. People with principles must, probably, drink better.

As soon as this thought came to mind, Wei Qingyu's decibel suddenly rose to 120,

"Which bastard snores so loudly and disturbs my leisurely life? Do you believe it or not that he will turn you into a pig and give you a hair-shaping finger?!"

There were two muffled sounds from the Pangolin and Wu Ke's cabin at the foot of the mountain simultaneously.

There was a crash and a landing, very recognizable.

Then, these two locations became quiet, as quiet as death.

"..."

The two of them are cowardly.

Lin Chou took a jar of wine and served the side dishes carefully.

"Ahem...Sister Qingyu, look at you...not in a good mood today?"

Wei Qingyu glanced at him,

"Don't worry, it's not aunt."

Lin Chou,

"!!!"

Where is this going?

Wei Qingyu suddenly smiled, but there was nothing related to "happiness" in that smile.

"Speaking of which, I seem to be getting married."

Akazhi, "..."

Su Yourong, "..."

Lin Chou, "..."

Sister, what did you say??

Isn’t it a bit too heavy to talk about this kind of topic so early in the morning? And how fat is your weird smile? It’s really chilling!

No, this way of opening is definitely wrong.

Lin Chou pinched his eyebrows.

With Fat Master... Mr. Wei's character, I will kill anyone who wears my little cotton-padded jacket. This matter must be more terrifying than imagined, it is impossible...

Being older than Wei Qingyu... single...

Cross out and rewrite.

Talking to a mature woman like Wei Qingyu can make a young, toothless kid like Lin Chou despair. With just a subtle expression, Wei Qingyu already knew what he was thinking without speaking.

"My mother's family is very formal, so my father has no reason to object - so if the person is suitable, you know."

She blinked playfully, but there was a trace of blazing flame-like heat spreading in her pupils, which was very dangerous.

"Xiao Linzi, can I invite you to be the chef at my wedding?"

ecuse me??

Lin Chou reacted for three seconds, instinctively feeling that there was something wrong with this sentence.

If you agree, Sister Qingyu is probably going to get violent and stab someone in her current state; if you don’t agree, she’ll still get violent and stab someone, right?

"..."

Wei Qingyu's eyebrows gradually stood up,

"Don't want to?"

The voice was very gentle, as gentle as water. It was so gentle that Lin Chou felt as if she could feel the peace and tranquility found in a coffin buried deep in the ground.

Finished!

Lin Chou didn't know how to answer at all.

The blazing heat became more and more obvious, and it was visible to the naked eye that the air around Wei Qingyu began to distort.

Lin Chou's eyes suddenly lit up,

"Sister Qingyu, if you want, I will!"

With this standard snake oil answer, the only thing Lin Chou could do was to pray - pray that Sister Qingyu didn't have a childhood and hadn't watched the old movies played in the alley eight hundred times.

"snort."

"Why am I telling you this?"

Lin Chou: "..."

So did I get away with it?

Wei Qingyu glanced sideways at him,

"If you can't afford it, you still want to listen to the girls' whispers?"

With that said, he pulled Su Yourong and Chi Zhi into the pavilion,

"What color wedding dress should I choose..."

If he didn't leave now, he would wait until later. Lin Chou ran away without any spine.

I saw a ghost and gave me the color of my wedding dress, bah, I looked like I was quite happy about it.

Lin Chou can guarantee it right now, and he can swear to the sky that the "groom", a minor character, will not finish filming until the wedding day, and he won't even get a box lunch.

Not only that, but he was probably turned into some kind of cute little animal first, and then he had his fingers molded to prevent future troubles.

As soon as I entered the kitchen, I seemed to have hit a wall.

"boom."

Lin Chou almost fell down,

"Hey, let me go. When did you come in, Fatty?"

Wei Tianxing shook his body three times before he stabilized his body.

Lin Chou said with lingering fear,

"What happened to Sister Qingyu? I was beaten just when I was hanging!"

Boss Wei Tianxing's condition looks a bit miserable. One and a half of his originally few eyebrows have disappeared. There are even small burn holes in the clothes on his body, and there seems to be a blue-black shoe print on it.

above?

Wei Tian walks on the quiet road,

"Now, I've already been beaten."

Lin Chou: "..."

"I was afraid that she would get distracted, so I had to follow her. Don't let her know that I'm here, otherwise we'll both be done playing."

Wei Tianxing let out a long sigh,

"Qingyu's mother passed away very early due to some reasons related to me. Who knows what they got in exchange for it, and they actually made Qingyu's mother's family come forward directly. Anyway, it's very troublesome...

Damn it, I really want to go directly to the door and hack that stupid family to death!"

"Can't refuse? Sister Qingyu... don't want to marry?"

Wei Tianxing rolled his eyes and said,

"What do you think?"

It is difficult for an upright official to stop household chores. In this situation, what can Lin Chou say?

Considering Sister Qingyu's state just now, she decisively showed her hatred towards the same enemy.

"How about running away from marriage?"

Wei Tianxing looked like an idiot,

"There is only Mingguang City within a few thousand kilometers. Do you want me to send Qingyu to Lang City or Luan Mountain?"

"..."

Lin Chou held her chin and thought,

"Is that guy annoying?"

Wei Tianxing's eyes almost sparkled,

"People who pester my daughter are extremely annoying."

"Then, killing him... seems a bit much. How about killing his second-in-command?"

Wei Tianxing looked strange,

"Are you...really a cook?"

"I'm a cook from the alley, okay!"

"And it's so straightforward. How can we get married if No. 2 is killed? The process is simple and the reasons are sufficient."

Wei Tianxing smiled maliciously,

"The relationship is great. Do you want to make a lot of extra money?"

Lin Chou reiterated his righteous words,

"I, Lin Chou, the chef."

"Then give me your choice."

"This is not a black shop, and I don't do this kind of pimping business."

Wei Tianxing frowned,

"Damn it, now Qingyu will definitely look down on me even more. Alas, I can't even decide my daughter's freedom of marriage. It's useless."

"Is there really no other way?"

"What can I do? My parents' family said they would give the young people a chance to get along with each other. I can't refuse this anymore, right? What's the point of that!"

"I don't think this is a big deal. We get along well with each other. If we just say something inappropriate, the case will be closed."

Wei Tianxing gritted his teeth in anger,

"As long as you are smart and can think of it, you wish it were that simple!"

"..."

"Have you ever heard of chicken feather arrows? That's what it means -"

Wei Tianxing glanced outside furtively,

"Okay, as long as Nannan is fine, I have to go back. There are still a lot of bad debts waiting to be cleaned up in the base city. Damn rebels... It's not a good time to choose now, it's a big watermelon."

"You kid, be careful these days. Ask Gungun to guard you and don't run away. I heard that a certain old bastard from the rebel party was eyeing you yesterday? You're unlucky - those guys are all the same.

They are all stubborn, don’t take it seriously, if you really can’t go back to the base city and stay there for two days to avoid the limelight.”

Lin Chou: "..."

(Ps: Although it’s a little late, it should be no problem to pass off four thousand chapters as two additional chapters, right? Hey...) (To be continued)


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