The waist is still the same waist, and the big waist with a super weapon and a pick of three thousand beauties are often hallucinations, extremely cruel hallucinations.
What's even more cruel and terrifying is that Boss Lin not only fished out a yellow-lipped fish this morning, he even had the time and mood to go to the other side of the mountain stream that he hadn't set foot on for a long time and reaped quite a harvest.
So, Wu Ke, who had no idea that he was full of hunger, after eating fried wild duck eggs with wild leeks (with tender and tender roots), roast duck loin, water celery and ham skewers, the red light finally flashed,
Completely blown away.
Boss Lin watched with shock on his face as Jin Dazhou skillfully carried Wu Ke into the car and rushed to the base city in a hurry.
Just now, the bodyguard Jin Dazhou who dared to be the first in the world to eat lunch prepared by Wu Ke using beakers, test tubes, crucibles and other tools had all kinds of incredible smiles on his face. Even if he made an emoticon, he was stress-free and he was always smiling happily.
Judging from his mouth shape, it was obvious that he was "Haha, you have today too~" but when facing everyone, his voice was a soft and gentle "Don't give up on treatment!"
I don’t know how this Jin Dazhou did it, he was so sad (gan), heart (de), sick (piao), and crazy (liang).
Comrade Jin Dazhou swore that he knew an old Chinese medicine doctor who was hiding in the alley and specializing in treating difficult and complicated diseases. Even if he was operating without a license, this old Chinese medicine doctor was very powerful. He was so good that he didn’t even need to put stickers on telephone poles in public toilets.
The kind where the advertising threshold changes three times a day - by the way, this old man lives next door to a famous Hualiu Lane in Xiacheng District.
All in all, the business scope is very consistent and very professional.
Saving Wu Ke from the fire and water was as simple as looking at the lines on the palm of his hand. In his words, it was just to stick two needles in a specific part, then make a small opening and let some blood out, and then he would be alive. He had seen it many times before.
Evolvers who eat all-you-can-eat pills in red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple colors are here.
Well, the implication behind the words is that maybe this Comrade Jin is also a VIP customer of an unreliable old Chinese medicine doctor, enjoying the green channel.
Lin Chou was holding a small white porcelain plate that was messy in the wind. There was still a bunch of roasted duck kidneys on the plate - this thing actually usually refers to kidneys.
"what's going on?"
He has been cooking for so many years, with double guarantee of quality and character, and really no one has suffered from food poisoning - except Bai Suren.
Huang Dashan said,
"Well, it has nothing to do with you. This kid was just eating by himself last night, hey~"
Mr. Shan picked up the sign and opened his mouth and flicked it.
"Emmmm, it's delicious. I recommend replacing the water celery with coriander. It's not flavorful enough... I mean, you're too stingy. There are only two balls on a bunch."
"I just found two nests of wild ducks, with a total of four kidneys!"
The father of this duck who had lost his kidneys knew better than to lift up the coffin board from under the pitcher plant roots and drag Huang Dashan away to keep him company.
"Oh~" Huang Dashan glanced at the pavilion and said with envy, "Actually, I think that plate of fried leeks is more delicious..."
The golden wild duck eggs with slightly burnt marks on the surface are hidden in the emerald green color, like gold in the grass, shining with extraordinary light. The white roots and buds of wild onions and wild leeks are so slender and touching that they can be seen from a long distance away.
Smell that exciting aroma.
It's a pity that this dish was confiscated by Sister Qingyu.
Lin Chou smiled and shook his head,
"Actually, it's okay to eat it once in a while. Wild duck eggs don't necessarily become fishy if you have wild onions and wild leeks to block the smell. But if you eat too much, they won't."
I don't know if it was an illusion, but after Lin Chou said this, he saw something suspicious on Huang Dashan's face, which seemed to be completely described as "dissatisfaction with desire".
"It doesn't matter if it's fishy, but it's nourishing~"
Lin Chou was confused, confused, confused.
This is so suspicious...
Recently, Mr. Shan seems to be particularly interested in topics such as kidneys, big waist, and XX whip!
Is there really something bad and unspeakable about Mr. Shan?
What's more tragic than the red-eyed mountain man running out every now and then looking for a drink?
It shouldn’t be, when did it start?!
Huang Dashan whistled incomprehensibly and ran away quickly, his back looking panicked.
Lin Chou fell into deep thinking...
In fact, he knew a lot about the medicinal materials and ordinary dishes that could meet the sugar-free standards for treating kidney deficiency. The key was how to replenish Shan Ye quietly.
The people on Yanhui Mountain have many eyes and mixed mouths, so maybe someone can recognize the medicinal materials and cooking ingredients.
Haha, the scene after that is simply not too beautiful.
If you secretly turn on the small stove for Master Shan in the dead of night - fart, do you dare to imagine such an 18X scene?
Poor Prince of the Mountain, there is still a long way to go in life. Even if the yang develops early, it’s not a big deal. At least the things are still there. Then I, Lin, will come up with a perfect solution before treating you~
As soon as it was business time, I went back to the kitchen and put the jar containing the freshly made wild leek flower sauce under the eaves, half-hidden in the soil.
This is called grounding...
Well, to be precise, a jar of the essence of heaven and earth can be brewed only by fusing the energy of the earth's veins.
Now is not the season for wild leek flowers to bloom on a large scale. They are not large in quantity and are very spicy. It is best to use a sand pottery jar with better air permeability to add some moisture and allow it to ferment for a few days.
Chive flower sauce goes well with the big pot of mutton - Lin Chou has even prepared the condiments. He hopes that Gobi sheep Nu in the animal pen will work hard to give birth to more lambs, otherwise he may not be able to eat them.
In the process of preparing breakfast, every time Lin Chou looked up, he could see the yellow-lipped fish bladder hanging from the eaves of the house outside with Feng-shaped bamboo grates, and he was immediately filled with happiness.
As time goes by, this processed swim bladder will slowly dry and turn into a withered grayish white color, but eventually it will turn into a transparent and dazzling golden color.
Ten pounds of fish means one tael of fish maw. Good fish maw is incredibly expensive.
Even the price of fish maw, which is only the size of the belly of your finger, needs to be calculated in grams. Before the catastrophe, this kind of fish maw cost about 5 yuan per gram. As the weight and size increase, its price will become even more terrifying than the house price.
Crazy rise and almost no depreciation.
Lin Chou smiled - this is an era that makes chefs crazy.
Before the Cataclysm, just seeing some "heavyweight" glue in good condition would have made any chef or collector ecstatic, let alone experience making a yellow-lipped fish swim bladder into a flower.
The whole process of glue, watching it slowly fade away from the glitz and fishy smell before your eyes and transform into a fine fish glue that is as dazzling as amber.
Lin Chou looked at it for a while, feeling clear all over, and all bad thoughts were swept away.
"Hurry up and make all the fish maw in the past two days. Tsk tsk, the quality of the items on my eaves has increased a lot."
Su Yourong came in at some unknown time, poked his head outside the kitchen, and said,
"Shihu, why don't you hang those pots with faces printed on them on the eaves? I think they'll look great~"
Lin Chou imagined in his mind the images of Huang Dashan's pans with various ferocious expressions hung upside down on the eaves, and shuddered.
Huang Dashan’s own voice,
"Okay, exotic animal skin tubes, skeletons, dried corpses, arms and legs, bacon, duck, fish... aren't these enough? You kid won't even let the fish go into the water? Do you really want it?
How about completing all the parts on the eaves?"
On the eaves and roofs are all Lin Chou's trophies from breaking down fences in the beginning to the "bloody and bloody" journey now. They are very precious.
But no one who has been to Yanhui Mountain thinks that the painting style of this place is normal, and the slaughterhouse is not like this——
In particular, it is hung with various arms, legs, bones, sticks, and leather tubes that jingle when a gust of wind blows, giving people the impression that a man-eating monster with a sheep's head and body and eight legs jumped out of the cabin, and the style of the painting is not inconsistent.
The man-eating monster man pinched his chin and said,
"How about...get a row of shelves and hang them under the fence at the door..."
It's so unique, and it represents my Lin style very well.
When the guests come and look at the dazzling array of wax goods, why don’t they get excited and have appetites whetted?
Huang Dashan said melancholy,
"Yes, then I wish you good fortune and good fortune in advance."
"Thank you for your kind words!" Lin Chou smiled unceremoniously, "Why are you sitting here? Why don't you go outside to greet the guests?"
Lin Chou had already stopped outside. The roar of engines was heard, one after another.
Well, business should be very good today.
Su Yourong was coy and refused to get down from the chair.
Lin Chou: "?"
Su Yourong pouted her mouth,
"Sister Leng is here. Sister Qingyu asked me to come in and stay. Sister Leng wants to chat with Sister Chizhi~"
Chat... Chat...
Leng Han, and Chi Zhi?
Lin Chou: "!!!"
Huang Dashan jumped up from his chair with a cry,
"My little baby! My car!"
...
A few minutes ago, outside the store.
Three women and one drama, the topic will never be lonely.
Wei Qingyu suddenly felt that this big and sturdy woman was actually quite interesting, especially the things about the Tiankeng tribe that she had never heard of, and even what they usually ate and drank sounded very new.
"So you guys... the Blood God tribe, have been living in that sinkhole?"
The busty lady said,
"Yes, unless it is necessary for hunting, we will basically not leave the Tiankeng area - your Mingguang people's activity range is getting larger and larger, and you almost treat the wilderness as your own private land, so we must reduce the number of times we go out to avoid conflict with you.
, don’t doubt, the reputation of Mingguang people is never much better outside.
"The life of every compatriot is precious. Although we don't agree with your way of living, we are still the same human race. If we don't agree, it doesn't mean we will kill each other."
"Later... Later, the clan members probably moved to other places. After all, that place has become a lake."
The big-breasted sister's tone was a little sad. If the clan members were still there——
"Boom boom!"
A standard off-road vehicle drove up from the bottom of the mountain, the door opened, and Leng Han, wearing a garrison uniform and simple bone armor to protect his vitals, stepped out.
There was another person in her car, Bu Nanzhi, who was also dressed in simple and sharp clothes.
Leng Han immediately spotted Wei Qingyu next to Chi Zhi, who was exceptionally tall. The two seemed to be talking happily.
Wei Qingyu said in surprise,
"Little Ice Cube didn't go on a mission? Why are you here?"
And gave Bu Nanzhi a friendly smile - our little ice cube actually made a new friend??
Leng Han strode to the pavilion, frowned and said,
"I've heard that people in Heishenhai all have the same virtues!"
Leng Han herself was deeply affected by this, and now that the matter fell on Wei Qingyu, her anger was even more ignited.
Wei Qingyu opened his mouth but said nothing.
Leng Han glanced over, and the big-breasted sister on the side looked directly at Leng Han without hesitation. Driven by some unreasonable natural hostility, the big-breasted sister subconsciously straightened her chest - the earth shook and the mountains shook, and the perspective collapsed. .
emmmm, by the way, due to the height difference, it is actually the big-breasted sister who is looking down at Leng Han.
"..."
"..."
"..."
It was a time of silence that cannot be described in words.
When Wei Qingyu saw it, he immediately rolled his eyes.
Su Yourong patted her arms and said helplessly,
"Go inside, Xiao Bingcubi and your sister Chizhi want to chat."
"oh!"
Leng Han raised his eyebrows slightly and said uncertainly,
"You...seem to have become stronger..."
The focus of Akazhi's eyes and smile made her answer seem meaningful——
"But you're still the same."
After speaking, he puffed out his chest again.
"Hmm, cough, cough, cough~"
Wei Qingyu quickly stopped between the two of them and interrupted,
"Well, do you want to sit down and talk about your cultivation experience?"
At this time, the newly promoted Dog-headed Military Advisor No. 2, who had met Leng Han for the first time in a friendly manner, no longer bothered to introduce himself.
She said in a rather excited tone,
"Is that her? That's her, right? I noticed her last time, she looks like a very powerful body builder! So what, let's do something practical and let the three of us figure it out?"
Don't forget, this Bu Nanzhi is an enthusiast who is gradually getting further and further away from the road of pursuing the limits of physical defense.
Leng Han + Chi Zhi: "Okay!"
Wei Qingyu covered his forehead and weakly moved the wine and peanuts on the table towards him.
The three of them stood in an isosceles triangle on the hillside, and the atmosphere gradually became Soviet.
Chi Zhi was the first to break the silence,
"What are you waiting for?"
What responded to Chi Zhi and this poor little mountain was an earth-shattering roar.
Wei Qingyu in the pavilion is infinitely sad,
"What a sin..."
Usually it's just two people fighting each other, but why did another one suddenly pop up?
"Well, if one more person shares the compensation for Xiao Bingbing'er's salary, we can save a little more..."
Even though he is financially independent, Leng Han never bothers to use family money.
"Boom~"
Bu Nanzhi, who didn't have time to add the beast-shaped armor buff, was the first to fly out of the circle and landed directly outside the fence, followed by Leng Han, and then Chi Zhi also chased after him.
Giant mushroom clouds rose up one after another in the Loop Corridor and were blown away in an instant. The terrifying aftermath of the shock continued from the feet of everyone on the mountain.
The evolvers who heard the three people's conversation word for word were all at a loss.
"So, what happened?"
"I didn't even say anything, so why did we start fighting..."
"Mmp, I feel like I can't beat any one of these three."
"Hey, who gave you the courage to say this? Please be sure to remove the words 'I feel'. You really can't beat me."
From the Loop corridor where mushroom clouds appeared in dozens and dozens of pieces, Chi Zhi's powerful roar came.
"That's all! With your small strength, unfamiliar and poor physical skills, Mingguang Woman, I advise you to concentrate on cultivating your bloodline abilities so that you have the slightest chance of defeating me..."
The big-breasted lady's language logic has never been very good, and this is probably the friendliest way of conversation after all her efforts - but it still sounds like a well-earned sarcasm.
"Boom~"
Bu Nanzhi was thrown out for the second time, and a deep and brilliant light suddenly bloomed where she landed. It seemed that she was condensing her special origin armor.
her cry,
"If you lose someone, you won't lose the battle, and if you don't steam the steamed buns, you will fight for your reputation. Leng Han, scold him back!"
Everyone on the mountain: "..."
Wei Qingyu:(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
(Oops, my little ice cube has made bad friends. What should I do? I have to wait online.) (To be continued)