Outside on the hillside, three women, two young and one young, were getting along quite well -
At least he didn't deal tons of damage to living and inanimate objects around him like when Leng Han and the big-breasted sister got together.
The big-breasted sister was puzzled by Sister Qingyu’s behavior,
"Why marry those useless and dirty male creatures? Women should partner with stronger women, so that they can produce better offspring!"
Sister Qingyu blinked her eyes quickly, and with her IQ being so many levels higher than that of Lin Chou, she didn't understand the meaning of the words of the burly woman with a huge bust in front of her.
Su Yourong held her chin with one hand in distress and covered her face.
Big sister Akazhi often instills such "advanced ideas" into her, and Yourong's ears are almost filled with cocoons.
It's a pity that at this age, Rong only has a limited understanding of the easy-to-understand "how men and women reproduce offspring", let alone the abstruse proposition of "women and women reproduce better offspring".
When the big-breasted sister saw her, even the elder sister Qingyu was stunned. She took advantage of the situation and gave a speech, explaining in detail the magical features of the Tiankeng Blood God Tribe.
It took Wei Qingyu a long while to say,
"So all the children from that tribe are Gungun? Gungun is the father of the child!!"
Sister Qingyu's eyes widened, and her gaze and expression could be said to be quite frightening.
She didn't even dare to think about it anymore - with her rolling body, hahahaha~
Su Yourong's eyes widened as well. A woman's intuition told Xiao Yourong that not only was this sentence a huge amount of information, but there must be something wrong with it.
The big-breasted lady staggered,
"No, it's not... it's just a... uh... um..."
Chi Zhi was a little confused at this time.
As there is a saying - when the book is used, it will be less useful!
No, no, it’s so necessary to master a foreign language.
Although the tribal and Mingguang languages are common, there are too many differences.
The busty sister danced for a while,
"That's not what it means, it's...a concept, yes, conceptually, spiritually, symbolically...the child is not really the Blood God's!"
Wei Qingyu said curiously,
"So whose child is it? Where did it come from?"
The big-breasted sister choked,
"Uh...this..."
This is wrong...
It shouldn't be like this!
The point is obviously that Tiankeng tribe women and women can reproduce! It’s not who the child is! How do I know who the child is!!
The big-breasted sister felt uncomfortable all over with a bunch of exclamation marks in her mind, but she couldn't express it, so she said angrily in her heart:
"Hmph, no wonder you Mingguang women must marry men. It seems that this is Lord Blood God's punishment for your mediocre and poor IQ..."
The big-breasted lady suddenly sniffed and her expression changed dramatically,
"Ugh...what does it smell like...it stinks..."
Su Yourong said without hesitation,
"Of course it's a fish, it's the big smelly fish that Shihu is getting."
The big-breasted sister emphasized unyieldingly,
"It's fishy, not smelly - the smell that's coming over now is the smell! It's like the dirty stench caused by the accumulation of ten thousand stupid, dirty male creatures that haven't bathed in several years!"
Su Yourong's nose twitched, but her nose was filled with fishy smell, and she couldn't smell any other smell at all.
Wei Qingyu said,
"I don't smell anything except fishy smell..."
The big-breasted lady suddenly turned her face, pointed at a thin figure staggering up from the mountain, and shouted sternly,
"It's you, don't come over here, ugh~! It stinks like hell!!"
Halfway across the hillside, Wu Ke looked around innocently and blankly, pointed to his nose,
"Uh, me??"
The busty lady covered her mouth and nose and hid behind the pavilion, as if she would be attacked by some suspicious smell whenever she showed her head.
"It's you, Lord Blood God, vomit, what on earth did you do... the smell on your body... vomit..."
Wu Ke scratched his head and smelled all over himself.
"It doesn't smell. Really. I took a shower when I woke up in the morning~"
The busty sister shouted,
"You can't come over anyway!"
Wu Ke said speechlessly,
"But, I need to eat, I'm starving..."
"no!!"
Wu Ke was yawning continuously, his eyes were red, he looked extremely tired, and his posture was particularly weird.
"Sister, can we stop making trouble? I smell something..."
"I'm really starving to death. After eating your food yesterday, my whole body was almost on fire. I struggled until early in the morning and finally managed to get some sleep. Then Sister Wei screamed in my voice and scared me out of bed and to the ground. I almost fell to death.
."
"If you don't let me eat now, I will immediately pass out and show you..."
"Boom~"
A stone about as tall as Wu Ke's whole body hit him in front of him, causing several dark cracks to appear on the ground.
Being comatose doesn't seem like a threat to others, because they might be looking at him as a dog.
Wu Ke swallowed his saliva——
Well, I heard that normal people starve for ten days and a half or something like that...
Be patient?
Or follow your heart?
"Hehe...haha...you guys talk first..."
It was important to save his life, so Wu Ke was ready to escape.
Suddenly his eyes rolled,
"Um?"
He heard Brother Chou say that the whole fragrant red bean can "absorb fragrance and smell" to purify the air, especially the fruit on it, the effect is amazing.
So Wu Ke picked up a few small fruits that had just grown, green and the size of glass beads, put them on his body, put them in his pocket, and even tucked a few in his belt.
Although he did not admit that he would have any weird odor——
It’s not that our side is too weak, but that the enemy is too strong, and we can only defeat them by outsmarting them, not by force.
Wu Ke said flatteringly,
"Ahem, there's no smell now, right?"
Behind the pavilion in the distance, the big-breasted lady sniffed carefully,
"It seems...there is really no more..."
You see, sometimes although intelligence cannot be used as food, it can make people eat.
Wu Ke took long strides and walked with a dash of grace.
Ran goose,
"Hey, hey..."
Comrade Xiao Wu's face turned blue, blue, and green, and his expression was completely distorted. He cursed something, and walked up the mountain "squirming" like a duck.
This guy, I'm afraid he might be in trouble if he doesn't take too big a step.
As he walked, Wu Ke's eyes couldn't help but drift to the three women above.
Na na na——
This is Sister Qingyu who is known to all the regular customers in Yanhuishan and can clearly state that 6D is a verb. I mean, she dressed up very well today!
Oh, eldest sister Qingyu is holding Su Yourong?
Comparing the two, the altitude of this gothic little loli is really a bit scary, but, knock on Ness~
Then Wu Ke saw Chi Zhi.
"hiss..."
Wu Ke felt as if he had been hit by an Armstrong air cannon on his nose, and the steaming nosebleeds threatened to flow to the sea and never return.
Press the gun, press the gun, press the gun quickly!
If I press the gun fast enough, women's gaze and sixth sense and seventh sense will never be able to catch up with me!
——The eyes of two of the three women suddenly became sharp.
"nausea!"
"Dirty!"
Wu Ke's legs trembled, and those two terrifying murderous auras almost made him cry.
The big-breasted sister and Wei Qingyu are one and the same. Who is brave enough to dare to show the slightest disrespect in front of these two people?
So, this is the rhythm without any ambiguity, and I am really prepared to let Wu take the lead——
Knock, pill~
Wu Ke really didn't know what happened to him today. He felt aggrieved.
From the moment I entered my hut last night, my whole body felt like it was on fire, and my blood and energy were flowing backwards and pointing at my Dantian. When I looked in the mirror, my whole body was two to three points redder than freshly cooked prawns.
At that time, Wu Ke instinctively felt that something was wrong. He said he was poisoned, but it didn't look like it.
My mind is a mess and blank. How can I describe that feeling? Looking at the bed I often sleep on, I feel like it has double eyelids. It’s so beautiful~
How can this work?
So as a young man with lofty ideals, Wu Ke just relied on his super willpower to recite the numbers to the bed all night...ah, they are actually numbers.
But when he started to work hard, he could be said to have arched his arms left and right, fighting each other with his hands, and kept moving forward inexorably. His waist and back ached, and he felt a cold breeze blowing all over his body.
When I woke up in the morning, my eyes were blurry and my face was pale. No, my hands were still cramped.
As for now——
Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, all misunderstanding!
I, Wu Ke, am not the kind of casual person. I am principled and quality-minded, okay?
Wu Ke's eyes turned around quickly. As a man, the one who has mastered the gun-pressing technique is his broken mouth.
This guy opened his mouth and screamed,
"No, it's not! You two heroines, please spare your lives and listen to my younger brother's explanation! I really don't have the slightest intention of being rude!"
Without waiting for the two people to react, Wu Ke "bitten back",
"I've been poisoned. Really, I must have been poisoned. Sister Akazhi, you plotted against me!"
Chi Zhi panicked for no reason.
"What, what a plot, stop joking..."
Wu Ke burst into tears and almost rolled on the floor.
"Yesterday I ate something you cooked. When I got back to the room, I felt something was wrong. My blood was so strong that my whole body was about to explode. You know the high fever, which is at least forty degrees! It took me a whole night. , I, I, I’m not talking nonsense, I just said this - there’s something wrong with that dish, there’s really something wrong with it!”
Wu Ke pinched his neck and shouted,
"It's just like taking X drug!"
If the person in front of him hadn't been too fierce and powerful, Wu Ke would have even wanted to add, "Someone covets the handsome appearance of this undergraduate and drugged the food. It's a pity that I, Wu Ke, would rather die than surrender. How could I give in so easily? I just stood up." Come here" and the like.
Wei Qingyu: "???"
Sister Qingyu is also a wonderful person. She pats her naked body and winks.
"Is what he said true?"
The big-breasted lady almost smashed the pavilion with her palm,
"Wu, you are looking for death!!"
Wu Ke shrank his neck and pretended to be pitiful.
At this time, Huang Dashan walked out of the car and shouted impatiently,
"What's wrong, what's the matter, why are you making such a noise so early in the morning? Are you going to let me sleep? - Hey, hey, when did Lord Qingyu come?"
Mr. Shan's two-skinned face has been cultivated to the point of seamless connection.
Male compatriots! This is me, Mr. Shan!
Wu Ke seemed to have seen a savior, telling the case so quickly before the big-breasted sister "killed and silenced" her.
The more Shan Ye listened, the wider his mouth opened, and his sharp teeth were so shining.
(Hey, I’ll go, Master Shan, I’m most happy to solve the case~)
"Come on, come on, hold out your hand, right hand, and let your Grandpa Dashan take your pulse."
Wei Qingyu said suspiciously,
"Can you check your pulse?"
Master Shan held Wu Ke's wrist with one hand and tilted his head as if listening.
"Hey, why don't we have Shen Feng beside us? Although his strength is unreliable, he is a real warrior and I know how much medicinal materials there are."
He threw away Wu Ke's hand in disgust and rolled Comrade Xiao Wu's eyelids.
"There's nothing wrong with it, it's definitely not X drug."
A surge of violence rushed straight to Wu Ke's back, and the source was the big-breasted sister.
Wu Ke was so frightened that he peed.
"It's unjust. I'm really unjust. Even Dou E is not as unjust as me!"
Shanye Chongchi just waved his hand and said,
"Wait a minute, it's not that X medicine is better than X medicine~"
"I said to you, eldest sister, it's true that with Wu Ke's dry and thin physique, you're not afraid of killing him right away?"
The busty lady is inexplicable,
"?"
"There's nothing messy at all, just spices. Our tribe's dry-roasted venison is made with the original flavor and ancient recipes. It has always been made this way. No one has ever had any problems eating it. Yourong also ate it yesterday."
Su Yourong jumped out and said,
"Hmm, venison is delicious..."
Huang Dashan glanced at Wu Ke,
"Then the effect of this spice is really great. What kind of spices are in it? Tell me and I will study... Well, I mean research and see if there are any side effects or anything like that."
The big-breasted lady clapped her fingers and said,
"There are corn-eye vine, male goblin, chicken blood vine, horn flower, yellow-bone wolf... No, they are all spices commonly used by our tribe."
Huang Dashan took a breath of cold air,
"Oh my God, this is what you eat there??"
Mr. Shan looked at the big-breasted sister up and down and muttered,
"No wonder I can grow to this size...ahem..."
Master Shan coughed for a while and said seriously,
"It's pretty much what I thought. It's just called something different. It's actually the same thing."
"Morinda officinalis, Cistanche deserticola, Cuscuta, Epimedium, Cynomorium...I admire you...you actually use these things directly as spices..."
"I really can't afford to offend you."
"This was stuffed by the Origin during the Great Cataclysm. This guy, Wu Ke, a pure ordinary person, let alone get a little horny after eating these things, it would be an eye-opener for God if he didn't burn with desire and explode on the spot."
Wei Qingyu burst into laughter, his branches trembling with laughter and he couldn't stop at all.
The big-breasted lady scratched her head, her face full of confusion, and she hesitated to speak.jpg
Wu Ke:(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Lin Chou came over with the food and wine Wei Qingyu asked for and said seriously,
"What are you talking about Epimedium, Morinda officinalis and Cuscuta... Shan Ye, I'm not telling you, don't eat that thing randomly, it might cause big problems!"
Mr. Shan almost laughed out loud, "Yeah, yeah, yeah" and nodded wildly like a chicken pecking at rice.
The one who took the blame was actually a little happy.
Master Shan patted Wu Ke's thin shoulder,
"Well, if you survive a catastrophe, you will be blessed later. Maybe starting from today, your white-board little kidney will evolve into a legendary colorful big kidney. After all, it is also a crazy-added version of Yangding Tian-level Chinese herbal medicine that has experienced the era of cataclysm.
...Oh no...the big kidneys who are baptized by spices, most people don’t get this kind of treatment~"
The super-evolved Wu Ke couldn't be happy at all. He had two nosebleeds and was about to cry without tears.
——I insist on getting it, but can you let us take a break? (To be continued)