Chapter 923: That's right, I'm the one who fought back with blood
Someone who was beaten into a mess finally had a chance to stand up. While everyone was still in a daze, he squirmed and rolled on the ground, far away from this dangerous circle.
Huang Dashan opened his mouth,
"I mean Uncle Niu? How come it's like this... Hey... who are these people... Why do they look familiar..."
In other words, it's just superficial sympathy, but I'm very happy in my heart. None of the Yan Huishan people are sincere.
Black army?
嘁~
What's more, this old guy is not a good bird either. Watching his misfortune and gloating about his misfortune is the right way to watch.
Niu Lanshan opened his mouth and came,
"What the hell, Uncle Niu, call me big brother!"
No, you, Uncle Niu, can bear the injury, but you can’t stand this grievance~
Huang Dashan held his nose and approached Niu Lanshan, who smelled very strange, and said in a squeaky voice,
"Tsk, what are you doing here? A mission with such a high risk index that even the great masters from the Black Sea have failed?"
Niu Lanshan was silent, sensing the sarcasm and not daring to speak at all.
(I’m not a big deal, I’m just a salty fish who picks up on people’s wisdom.)
(The danger index in the wilderness is not high at all, but your recent unlucky index, Uncle Niu, has obviously gone off the charts.)
As he spoke, he glanced sideways at the warlock who was grooming an oversized rooster.
Not to mention that Niu Lanshan is like a salted fish now. Even if he is fully charged, he doesn't dare to explode. His ability as a three-legged cat is considered magical and awesome by others. In front of the top masters in the industry like Mr. Warlock
It's not worth mentioning at all, it just adds to the laughter.
Huang Dashan did not embarrass Mr. Niu - the main reason was that the smell of Mr. Niu was really pungent and spicy, and he was not in the mood.
Shan Ye thought deeply about the group of five people for a second.
"Oh, Ji Ji Ji Ji..."
"Jitang, thank you."
Huang Dashan slapped his forehead,
"Oh, Captain Ji Tang, are the people from Wolf City so fierce??"
Ji Tang also expressed that he did not want to speak, tilting his head and looking at Uncle Niu with obviously sad eyes.
"I haven't gotten very far out of the light."
"We ran into a hell of a place—"
"Even the ability to think has been taken away!"
"I couldn't get out at all. I didn't have anything to eat. I almost starved to death!"
"At first I was so hungry that I couldn't move, then I was so hungry that I couldn't move, and then I just didn't want to move no matter how hungry I was!"
"What a ghost!"
"Tens of thousands of strange beasts are fighting where our bodies lie!"
"Have you ever seen a half-crocodile dragon that is more than a hundred meters long?"
"Have you ever seen a giant chicken that is dozens of meters tall? He breathed fire and turned all the strange beasts into barbecued meat!"
Everyone nodded like chickens eating rice.
Huang Dashan rolled his eyes,
"Did you also meet that chicken? He actually came back alive? He only lost an arm, but he was so lucky! It's amazing. Could it be that you are the chicken that fought back with blood? What a coquettish operation!"
"excellent!"
"Captain Ji, you don't know what happened to the guys who met Big Yellow Chicken last time - did they bring any trophies or anything like that?"
"Friendly reminder, the things on that big yellow chicken, even a foot hair, are worth the price of your arm!"
Ji Tang wanted to curse.
I fought back with blood... 猹?
Why don’t I look like Runtu with a silver-yue pie-shaped face and a collar on it!
He said quietly,
"No, the arm was torn off by the teleportation turbulence when the warlock brought us back."
"Ahem..." Huang Dashan choked, "Hmm, my character is still strong, otherwise wouldn't it be very unfair if my head was ripped off?"
"..."
Huang Dashan succeeded in chatting to death.
However, the other members of the five-person group still filled in the details of what happened intermittently - including their experience reports and Uncle Niu's "private" experiences outside the circle.
Huang Dashan silently helped Uncle Niu up and sat him in a chair in the willow pavilion, and thoughtfully put his only remaining leg on another chair.
"This position is absolutely comfortable, please forgive me..."
My condolences are of course Uncle Niu’s tragic experience. There is nothing strange about losing a leg and half a butt. As long as you are willing to give up the magic plant essence, I will give you a brand new thigh in every minute~
With a guilty expression on his face, Lin Chou came out carrying two large basins of jellyfish soup and pig blood soup on a tray.
Huang Dashan clicked his tongue,
"Hey, the story I just told is wonderful. Why did you come out just now?"
Lin Chou: emmmmmmmmm
I can't, I can't, I'm afraid of being beaten.
As long as I hide well enough, the five people's attention won't be able to catch up with me.
Lin Chou said seriously with quite rigorous acting skills,
"Well, the injury is not too serious. Drink more. These two bottles are my apology... I'm treating you."
Everyone was surprised.
Ji Tang was moved to tears,
"Thank you~"
"Boss Lin, let me tell you, when I was lying there for more than ten days, the most I thought about was your dog meat pot. The taste was simply..."
"Cough cough cough cough cough cough!" Lin Chou almost coughed up half of his lungs.
Damn, you still eat dog meat pot?
How about I stop giving you Dao Sai rice cakes... Bah... Baked Purple Cloud Snails with Pepper Buds!
"Boss Lin, what's wrong with you?"
Lin Chou waved his hand weakly, "No, it's okay."
Niu Lanshan also said in a sighing tone,
"Really, I, Niu Lanshan, have been working for the Black Army all my life. It was only when I was about to die that I realized that I need my own life, the kind of life with a pot of tea and a newspaper."
Ji Tang picked up,
"Yes, yes, I didn't even investigate this mission and almost got myself involved. My face... I feel so tired and I want to retire..."
It's okay if I don't say this. Once I mention Niulan Mountain's superiority, it comes up.
"Tsk, you are born in the bright light and die in the bright light. Do you still want to retire on the day when the bright light is gone and you can't crawl? Our coastal defense line is different. Facing the sea, spring flowers are blooming~"
"..."
mmp! Am I pretty? Did you hear me? Am I pretty?
Is there anyone who talks like this?
Can we still have a good chat?
Ji Tang's five members were so angry that their noses were crooked. If this nose was not given to them by their biological parents, they would have to be sent to after-sales service for repair.
The big-breasted lady who had been listening for a long time suddenly became very "friendly" towards men other than her big boss.
"Jitang, right? You just said that the place where your accident happened was near the sinkhole?"
The busty sister's eyes are full of hope.
Ji Tang lay on the ground and looked up in confusion - Oh, let's go, these breasts are talking... No, these breasts can talk!
(Crosse it out.)
Uh-huh!
Who is this person speaking? What is covering my eyes? Why can’t I see her face?
Ji Tang nodded deeply,
"Yes, it's definitely near the sinkhole. We got lost there in the first place. Although we can't see it, there is a strong smell of water."
The busty sister's face was even more joyful,
"As expected, the tribe members are still there..."
Ji Tang asked,
"What did you say?"
The busty sister smiled, she actually smiled,
"Nothing, thank you~"
I ran to wash the dishes very happily, and while doing so, I touched Si Gouzi, who touched all the dish remnants on his head.
Akazhi: "Boss, I want to advance a jar of wine, beer, and ice cream after get off work!"
What advance is used?
Nonsense, of course it will be paid with the life that is destined to be wasted washing dishes on Yanhui Mountain anyway.
Everyone: "..."
I knock?
Have I ever been blind?
Why can you be loved when you are hurt?
Huang Dashan came over with a vulgar expression and said to Ji Tang,
"Big-breasted brother, big-breasted D, Master Shan, I have said long ago that if you survive a disaster, you will be blessed later. Look, don't you want to do something at this time?"
"?"
Huang Dashan whispered,
"It's a treat. Some people have clearly hinted that they want to drink. Only when you are drunk will you have a chance. This is Hong Guoguo's olive branch!"
Ji Tang looked at Huang Dashan in confusion.
"?"
What does it mean to have a chance when you are drunk?
Is there anything else that you have to be drunk to do?
Is there anything else you can do when you're drunk besides lying on corpses and dancing on graves?
Huang Dashan looked at Ji Tang in confusion.
Why do I see philosophical thinking on this person’s face!
Men all follow the crowd, so why is this bastard in front of him so fresh and refined?
Knock, is he looking for a more unique 'Tao'?
really...
There are very few fools in this world, maybe even Xia Dashu; but there are many mentally retarded people in this world, such as Zhao Er, Lin Chou, Wu Ke, the dean of a certain scientific research institute, the principal of a certain school, and Ji Tang in front of me.
A 猹 is a 猹, what is the ability to fight back with blood? It’s not like you don’t have a surname at night. You are destined to only bask in the moon and eat melons.
Oh, eat melon~
Mr. Shan had a lot of emotions, and he looked like he didn't know what to say for a while.
——It’s quiet now.
Lin Chou held her chin and thought blankly.
What does big-breasted sister mean? People in their tribe have such super powers?
emmmm, as expected, pure wild ones will use wild skills. This shop owner must be careful.
What if one day her tribe, which she doesn’t know still exists, suddenly remembers that her praying girl and Lord Blood God ran away, will they come to him to rob them?
It's hard to find people who can wash dishes these days, and it's even harder to find people who don't need to be quick to wash dishes.
The warlock was on the other side of Lin Chou, holding Sanhuang in his arms and apologizing.
"Really, I definitely didn't mean to give you your rations. I really don't have anything else with me!"
"I promise..."
"Yes, yes, that's how I can buy you more rations!"
"Besides, if I haven't tried poison before, how dare I give it to you~"
——The hearts of the Ji-dang five are so stuffed that they need to be filled with a wave of love.
Ji Tang Road,
"Boss Lin, please be sure to bring us a dog meat hot pot, the kind that warms both the stomach and the heart."
Lin Chou knocked on the two pots,
"You are very hungry. Your body cannot accept such supplementary food."
The meat of the Sigouzi clan is so easy to eat. The current state of these fifth-level evolvers is worse than being turned into rice.
Ji Tang Road,
"I insist..."
Lin Chou immediately lost his moral integrity and shrugged,
"Card or cash?"
Uncle Niu looked around and didn't see the three black and white figures.
"Then it's really time for some hot pot!"
He wants to warm himself with a pot of hot red soup, oh, this world is as cold as paper!
Uncle Niu said,
"So, impatient friends, do you want to come together?"
It's so boring to cook it yourself. Isn't hot pot just a fun thing to eat?
"My surname is Ji..."
Uncle Niu said,
"Don't worry about those details...Boss Lin, why are you standing there, why don't you let me take the blame!"
Lin Chou said seriously,
"You haven't said what hot pot you want."
Uncle Niu was stunned,
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, why do I remember that you only have one kind...what is it called toad hot pot?"
Lin Chou explained seriously,
"It's Raging Frog Hot Pot. Now besides it there are also Dog Meat Hot Pot and Quanquan Hot Pot."
Uncle Niu was silent,
"This is too embarrassing. Can I try all three?"
Lin Chou put on a smile and said,
"That's what I've been waiting for!"
Huang Dashan groaned,
"If you are stupid, money will come quickly."
Others were a little speechless,
"The money is burning."
"Mom, are you thinking about the rest of your life?"
"Tell me clearly, are you thinking about it or not..."
"Weird, we also want to do this. When I get rich, I will buy two barrels of Feizhai Happy Water, iced ones! Open both bottles! Drink one bottle and watch the other one steam!"
Half an hour later, the pavilion became lively.
There are three people in a row, row after row:
The big-breasted sister placed a huge casserole on the table, Lin Chou carried another huge copper pot and placed it on the table. Little Yourong also placed a large tray of various vegetables and meat slices on the table.
Niu Lanshan said in confusion,
"Why are there only two pots? We obviously ordered three..."
Lin Chou pointed to the spring beside the pavilion,
"The pot is here."
Niu Lanshan: "..."
Accept, accept!
"These spring waters...are they all pots..."
Lin Chou nodded seriously,
"If you mainly cook terrestrial animals, I recommend using a smaller spring with a higher temperature. If you mainly cook seafood, I recommend using a larger spring with a slightly lower temperature and a slightly longer time, but it will be very painful.
Fresh and tender."
Niu Lanshan nodded,
"Okay, then you don't have to worry about not being able to stew in one pot anymore."
Lin Chou took the opportunity to promote his hot spring bathing project.
"There is a large hot spring in the back mountain. If there are no female customers present, you can go there and have meals delivered to you."
The reason for such enthusiasm: the "tips" there are always quite generous, especially for the women's soldiers who come in groups from certain base cities.
Others form a group to get gold, they form a group to sell gold.
Niu Lanshan found a spoon and scooped up a spoonful of red soup. He drank it first as a sign of respect.
"Hiss... spicy enough..."
"You are treating me differently and discriminating. How can you think so dirty at a young age? Besides, some men are actually quite good-looking."
Huang Dashan covered his chest and painfully answered for Lin Chou,
"You're really thinking wrong. This is for our own good, but we really can't beat it."
Niu Lanshan looked at Lin Chou with a sullen expression, lamenting the ruthless changes of the years in the Yangtze River.
"Eh? Sigh...it seems like I can't beat him..."
Huang Dashan added,
"It's not him, it's those women."
Niulan Mountain suddenly came to life,
"Then it seems that I, Niu, have an opportunity to fight for fair treatment for the male compatriots!"
Huang Dashan curled his lips,
"Don't be too close, go and fight for the so-called 'fairness' with Lieutenant General Leng Xingxing, Mrs. Rong. Let me take a look?"
Niu Lanshan choked on a mouthful of soup and entered his respiratory tract.
"I knock..."
In this world as cold as paper, it turns out that only boiling red soup can warm my uncle Niu. There is only a little bit——
"Cough cough cough...hey I'll go...give me some water..."