The ninth and twentieth chapters of the snowman's favorability
It was indeed very warm.
These springs have always been on the hillside and no one felt very hot, but after adding these two hot pots to the hot spring and boiling them, the scene instantly became heated.
Everyone, look at me and I look at you,
A: "It's such a hot day, let's just take a look..."
B: "One look, I'm covered in sweat, I won't eat if I don't want to."
C (swallowed): "Eating dog meat in such a hot weather is too irritating, so I won't eat it if I don't want to."
Ding: "Am I pretty? Do you hear me? Am I pretty!"
I am extremely envious, so envious that I feel sour, especially sour.
Of course Lin Chou heard it, but didn't say anything.
It has only been a few days since the Chinese New Year has been cool (meaning the temperature is below 0 degrees), and the temperature has spiraled into the sky like a wild ass that has escaped its reins.
Not to mention hot pot these days, even some of the more violent dishes are rarely bothered by anyone - these are losses that cannot be recouped even by selling tons of iced Feizhai Happy Water.
Feeling distressed.
Although Yanhui Mountain has a home tree dome canopy to regulate the temperature, you still get angry when you go out of this place. Evolvers are not completely immune to the side effects caused by the meat of various exotic animals.
For example, before the Cataclysm, there were not many fellow human beings who could cook hot pot as steadily as possible in the dog days of summer when they were covered in sweat every time they moved.
Most of the angry frogs that Nian Yi sent to Yanhui Mountain in trainloads were secretly eaten by Xiaoqing, a guy who sells his courage for a living.
Now the little greens are resting, and the angry frogs are in trouble.
Lin Chou said that his careful mind was very tired. There were so many things to worry about every day - he always put the verb first, how could he be happy with that!
All in all, all in all.
ε=(´ο｀*)))Alas
Uncle Niu of Niulan Mountain is completely different. He really enjoys the envious and jealous gazes of these poor people.
But he didn't know if it was an illusion, but he suddenly felt a chill and numbness on his spine.
I knock!
Have these guys learned any curse skills that even Niu can't resist?
However, the meat of Angry Frog is really elastic and delicious, especially the thighs. The muscles are so tight and clear that they can't stop when they lift one leg. Niu Lanshan thinks that it is better to eat two more bites. How can he be petty at this time?
I'll settle the score with you little bastards after I finish eating.
Niu Lanshan lifted one leg after another. Judging from the posture, he wanted to make up for the missing leg as quickly as possible.
However, he felt more and more that something was wrong,
"Eh? Don't you think it's getting colder and colder now..."
Lin Chou silently poked at the spring that was beginning to freeze on the edge.
I'm speechless. Everyone is staring at you, Uncle Niu, and you don't notice it at all?
To be precise, he was not staring at Niu Lanshan, but behind him.
It was a man or woman covered in frost. The frost was so thick that the clothes and face could not be seen at all. It looked very similar to the snowman built by an urchin.
So cute.
A frightening chill radiated from his body, and the air in front of him made a crackling sound when he took a breath.
It’s hard to imagine whether these high-level evolutionary masters (such as Niu Lanshan Ji Tang Mingyue, etc.) are physically strong or have nerves hundreds of times bigger. With such a super refrigerator standing behind them, even the boiling springs are about to freeze.
They were eating and drinking as if nothing had happened.
Snowman...well, let's call it a snowman or a snow dumpling~
The snowman seemed to know Niulan Mountain. He walked from the bottom of the mountain and stood behind him. Judging from the direction of the white dumpling-like head, it seemed that he had been staring at Niulan Mountain.
The gaze is dozens of degrees below zero, the pain is deep and the hatred is full of malice.
Niu Lanshan turned around,
"Hey, I got a big watermelon..."
Uncle Niu swears, if it weren't for the inconvenience of his legs and feet and his low fighting ability, he would have put any hot pot pot on this snowman's head.
"You, you, you, who are you?"
The snowman turned his head, and the frost flowers fell, but in an instant, new frost flowers sprouted and covered him even more thickly.
"Do I know you?"
There are five characters in total, and the pronunciation is clear and the accent is standard.
However, everyone thinks that the pronunciation of each word is "ying", and together they are "yingyingyingyingyingying".
Good guy, is there a cute loli underneath this snow dumpling?
Niu Lanshan was even more confused and a little angry when he heard this voice.
"You don't know me. Why are you standing behind me?"
The snowman shook his head,
"I'm not standing behind you, I'm standing opposite Lin Chou."
Uncle Niu was so speechless.
Lin Chou pointed to her nose,
"Me? We know each other?"
The snowman actually nodded,
"Of course I know him. I've met him several times."
Lin Chou: "......"
With such a distinctive outfit, no matter how blind I am, I, Lin, won’t have even the slightest impression, right?
The snowman said in a soft and cute voice that contains more than 40,000 sugars,
"In Lushan, the courtyard of the blast furnace, don't you remember?"
Su Yourong over there felt a sense of crisis coming from the sky, and a black pot was placed on his head.
(This voice is trying to steal business?!)
Lin Chou glanced left and right, pretending to remember something.
"Oh~ are you the apprentice...or the student..."
The snowman shook his head directly,
"No, I'm the stove."
Lin Chou: "???"
The snowman continued,
"I live in a blast furnace, and the temperature there is more suitable for me."
Ten thousand crows flew past Lin Chou's eyes,
"Stove, in the stove?"
"Yes, I have been chatting with Leng Han, but you didn't notice me??"
Lin Chou was speechless.
Forgive me, forgive me for being a disabled person, blind in both ears and deaf in both eyes.
The snowman continued,
"After refining the White Horse Arrow, the furnace of the blast furnace collapsed. Finally, I didn't have to help the old man hold down the fire. I just took this opportunity to give myself a vacation - besides, his furnace wasn't very warm."
No wonder, no wonder Old Man Gao dared to directly dig a big hole in the active volcano to use as a stove. Does this mean that the loli-yin snow dumpling in front of him is the treasure of the mountain?
Just listen to Huang Dashan's cry, "Fuck!"
"The way to get rich is here, isn't it? I said to Snowman Sister, you provide the temperature and I provide the water. How about we open an ice factory together?"
"With no cost and no technology, you can earn a lot of distribution points casually~"
No one cares about this thing.
Bah, they sell ice...
Your ice queen doesn’t have a letter starting with D. You’ve made an incredible fortune and become extremely rich, bastard!
Lin Chou nodded to the snowman and said,
"That's it...Sorry, sorry...Maybe I was distracted at the time..."
Xue Tuanzi forgave Lin Chou easily and said to himself,
"Well, originally many people couldn't hear me."
"I haven't been out for many years, and I'm not very familiar with Mingguang. In fact, this world is not suitable for me. It's too cold and full of malice. When I first came out, I met a little guy riding a children's tricycle.
I asked him where I could feel warm, and he said a place called Xinghua Lane."
"He said that there is one of the few places in Mingguang where people can feel real warmth. There are warm sheets and an evolved person named 'Xinghua Niang' who has a broad mind that warms people's hearts, although she doesn't understand it very well.
, but I think that is a blood skill, right? I am very good at listening to other people's opinions."
The evolvers whispered to each other for a while.
Any alley named after "XX Flower" in Mingguang is definitely Hualiu Alley - py trading can indeed make people feel very warm and hot, so hot that they make you sweat.
"I went, and there was no warmth at all. He was a liar." Xue Tuanzi's voice suddenly became filled with sadness and anger, "That 'Xinghua Niang' is not an evolved person who is good at making people feel warmth. She is just an ordinary person——
I'm so cold and she actually wants me to take off my clothes!!"
Everyone: What a cold joke...
Ball sack!
Doesn’t Xinghua Niang sell her art or her body?
knock,
Why is this happening again?
For a moment, the melancholy of these old men almost overflowed.
Who can understand such sadness and viciousness?
Humph, don’t think about us men patronizing Xinghua Niang’s business in the future!
Huang Dashan fell into deep thinking. How could a snowman make the magnificent Xinghua Niang surrender to him?
What about us? It’s extremely difficult for us, a group of loyal customers with lots of circulation points, to even meet her!
What is this operation?
What kind of aesthetic is this?
This era is really scary. A few days ago, powerful men like him with strong muscles were popular. Suddenly, the popular ones were green little wolfdogs. Within a few days, even the little wolfdogs were out of date, and their hair had grown longer.
The uneven little milk dog was almost praised to the sky...
What now...
Marshmallows? Or snowmen?
This is too much!
Or our brothers will never be able to catch up with the girls’ unique aesthetic vision——
Xue Tuanzi said sadly,
"This world is so cold, what should I do to feel the slightest warmth? I'm so cold...I'm always so cold...I feel like I'm going to be frozen..."
People around him nodded seriously.
Yes, yes, not only you, but us too, ah sneeze~
Xuetuanzi said,
"So I gave Xinghua Niang and the retarded guy on the children's tricycle a good lesson. Then I heard that it's always lively here. I happen to know you again, so I came here to warm up."
Lin Chou: I'm afraid you have some misunderstanding about the word "in full swing"! This "in full swing" is not the "in full swing" you want!
Unexpectedly, Xue Tuanzi said very cutely,
"You're right, it's really warm here!"
Everyone: "..."
ecuse me?
Lin Chou raised his head and looked at the invisible home-branded dome air-conditioning refrigeration machine above. What is the principle of this?
Xue Tuanzi said, stroking the boiling hot spring water.
"There are also hot springs. I loved soaking in hot springs before they were cool enough... now... the hot springs will be frozen by me..."
Click!
A bolt of lightning flashed across Lin Chou's heart, setting off a stormy sea.
I, Lin Chou, we have settled on this friend~
Friendship comes so unexpectedly, for no reason.
If there must be one, it must be——
The same world, the same dream, 嘤嘤嘤~
Lin Chou said very seriously, very seriously,
"Friend, don't worry, let's work hard together, sooner or later we will be able to find a way to take a bath!"
snowman,
"Hmm, that day must not be far away."
Everyone was confused, what is this?
Come on, is it so easy for a lolita-sounding snowman to make friends with a big boss?
So should I consider plastic surgery?
The snowman suddenly fell down, with obvious envy hidden in his tone.
"Hot pot, when was the last time I had hot pot... It should have been before it cooled down..."
"I really want to have a really hot hot pot meal."
The system suddenly popped up,
"Special Mission: Yeti's Ambition.
Let this snowman who has been chewing frozen food for two hundred years eat a literal hot pot meal.
award:
1. The special page of the system mall is free and randomly distributes an item.
, the source crystal fusion task is reactivated.
Time limit: 68 hours.
Deposit: 100 intelligence points, double the amount will be returned if the mission is successful, and an additional eight times will be deducted if the mission fails."
Lin Chou was stunned.
Ciao, what is the origin of this snowman? The Goubi system actually issued a task specifically for him, and the rewards are so rich?
I have been eating frozen food for two hundred years - maybe I am not a big boss of the same era as Lao Zhao!
Uncle Niu moved his only remaining leg off the chair and sat up crookedly.
"Hey, isn't it just to have hot pot? Come on, come on, Niu will treat you!"
Just think of it as doing good deeds. Recently, I feel like my luck has left my body. I want to win over someone who looks like a big shot to replenish my luck.
Due to Niu Lanshan's fortune-telling "profession" and his bloodline ability, he firmly believes that everyone has luck.
Although it cannot be seen or touched, it is still there.
The most vivid example is this hilltop. Take a look at it. Isn't this a typical example of one person achieving enlightenment and ascending to heaven?
People with great luck are, in layman's terms, humanoid sources of pollution. Everyone around them can benefit from them as long as they have no grudges or hatred.
Snowman silently took the chopsticks handed over by Niu Lanshan, rinsed the angry frog legs suggested by Uncle Niu Qiankai, and quickly stuffed them into his mouth.
"Click~click~"
In a fraction of a second, the Angry Frog's legs changed from vivid white to pale gray, and there were a few extra vertical cracks on the muscle lines - cracked by frostbite.
Niu Lanshan: "..."
The snowman chewed and chewed with a look of enjoyment,
"It tastes so good~ The spicy feeling makes me warm."
Lin Chou burst into tears. This was the second time he saw such a pitiful person who could eat so well.
Looking back at the Warlock:
The old warlock touched Sanhuang's sleeves and trembled slightly. Did he feel the same way?
There are three thousand avenues, different paths lead to the same destination.
To a certain extent, the experiences of Snow Tuanzi and Warlock are the same.
Lin Chou pondered rather distressedly:
The benefits of the dog beeping system are indeed not that easy to take advantage of. Does the fact that the fusion reward task is mentioned so easily mean that this task is quite difficult?
Based on the conditions of snow dumplings, with this external temperature and internal temperature, what kind of hot pot has to be...ah no...it has to be what kind of hot pot the hot pot tastes like in his mouth.
Vacuum freeze-dried hot pot——
The snowman faces Niulan Mountain Road,
"Would you like to try this texture? It's crunchy~"
Niu Lanshan shook his head subconsciously.
(No, absolutely no, my world is already very cold. I definitely don’t want to eat the frozen version even for hot pot.) (To be continued)