Chapter 933 Congratulations to the host for raising the legendary level...
Qin Wuyong stubbornly insisted that Huang Dashan's style of "bullying the superiors and concealing the subordinates" would sooner or later be punished, and it would really be punished.
"I'm looking forward to that day" someone said.
He was particularly troubled.
We agreed to no zuo no die, but what does it mean to survive without dying?
The world is cold and cold, as cold as paper~
He couldn't help but think of the youth that passed away before Ji Ji jumped into a basin... ah no... before he jumped into this bottomless basin like a sinkhole. He also ran happily under the sunset.
No!
But since when did I fall into depravity? Now I have become part-time in my old job. Why? Money?
He Qin really has something to say mmp,
"I am very interested in money, but I have never touched money!"
Let alone money, I have never even seen chicken drumsticks in lunch boxes.
Qin Wuyong had mixed feelings. He was sad from the heart, sad from the side, and completely sad.
The snow dumpling boss who was far away suddenly jumped up, shaking the snowflakes all over the floor, as if his butt was on fire.
"Ah, it's so cold, so cold, ah ah..."
Qin Wuyong: "..."
I'm desperate, how fat is that guy! Is it because my sadness has overflowed, right?
pill!
Also, this would ruin the atmosphere too much. Qin will tell you a cold joke and he won't freeze you to death.
suddenly silence,
"Damn it, this, this, this, this, the snowman has become a spirit??"
Lin Chou and others were speechless. This old man's reflex arc is too long. The material that makes up your reflex arc must be maltose, right?
Qin Wuyong felt that he could not lose face in front of this big boss, so he said,
"Hmm, I was just randomly shocked, but in fact, I wasn't too surprised. Emmmm, the snowman turned into a spirit. It's not a sensational event these days. Don't be a 6 for your basics, just sprinkle it~
"
Zhao Er said,
"This guy is a fool, right? Miss Zuo, you... eh... are you..."
Suddenly there was a dazzling green color around Mr. Snow Dumpling. He touched it here and poked it there. The potted plant said excitedly,
"Boss, are you short of money? I smell the same attributes in you as the Warlock. You must be short of money, right? Come hang with me! You are simply my latest version of the fragrant red bean fruity popsicle pure
The best natural image spokesperson!"
Lin Chou pinched the center of his eyebrows, and the urge to kill someone became even stronger.
There are indeed a lot of fragrant red beans in my mountain, and I can taste them for free, but no one treats them as an industry, eating them and making shameless money.
Lin Chou asked,
"Selling popsicles? Why didn't I know about this..."
Huang Dashan’s crooked mouth,
"Heh, the place where she sells popsicles is at Qinshan Funeral Home. It's weird that you know that."
"..."
It's a werewolf!
(Crosse it out.)
He is a cruel person!
The snowman was thinking yingyingying, holding his enlarged dumpling face very seriously,
"If I refuse, it will be very cold."
Bonzai was stunned. This was the most bizarre answer she had ever heard this year.
Bonzai persevered in teaching her "road to wealth" to Mr. Xuetuanzi. Several people listened for a while and yawned all the time.
Zhao Er suddenly asked,
"Where's that old guy from Niu Lanshan? He's not really going to hide for the rest of his life, is he?"
Huang Dashan chuckled,
"The old man's leg is broken. He was still in the house just now, but he probably went to hide somewhere else."
Zhao Er made a sound,
"Oh, man~"
explain,
"Boss Lin, I didn't finish the food on the table just now. You just removed it for me. Isn't that unreasonable..."
He was going to get some benefits, after all, the salary from his old man and the pocket money he earned were not much in total.
But after talking for a long time, there was no movement.
It wasn't until Zhao Er looked up that Lin Chou spoke up. He said to himself with a strange look on his face, "Well...it's a bit interesting..."
"?"
"What's wrong!"
In fact, Boss Lin just had some free time and browsed through the system mall, and found that he could actually afford the special product that was sold out yesterday—seeds!
Ci'ao, what's strange is that it's not like the system doesn't try to trick him into being unhappy.
Could it be that there is a conspiracy??
I counted it over and over again,
"One, two, three, four, five, six... there's nothing wrong with it being four hundred thousand."
Take another look at the units below,
"Hundred grains."
(Why do I suddenly feel a little disappointed? If it is a hundred T...even a hundred G will do...)
Lin Chou was a little touched. This beeping system finally realized that it was for the benefit of the host, so he bought it!
"Ding!"
"Congratulations to the host on the legendary...ahem...one hundred third-level alienated demonic plant seeds!"
Along with a burst of beautiful music, the system actually broadcast subtitles. The huge red and black fonts were very eye-catching.
Lin Chou couldn't help but look forward to it,
"Hey, my fortune has finally turned around. Is there something particularly cool and cool that I can show off in the lottery?"
The huge red and black font was finally painted on the retina, followed by a thin dividing line.
Oh, by the way, the dividing line looks like this:
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Then, there are still huge fonts with red and black characters:
"Finally"
See the dividing line again!
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Lin Chou was complaining about the Goubi system's pretentiousness, which people are really looking forward to!
This name is very funny, isn't it? It actually uses the high-end word "end".
The final seed? The final XX seed?
So the question is, should it be coded or uncoded...
The long dividing line was finally painted, and two sharp fonts that were several times larger than the "Final" just appeared.
"Fuck fuck"
Lin Chou: "???"
(Let me go, we are serious about the end of the world. With the dog beep system, it is very easy for you to send the Holy Light of Justice film from the sky!)
The subtitles continue to scroll unswervingly.
Lin Chou breathed a sigh of relief,
"It turns out that I haven't finished rolling yet. I'm covered in cold sweat and the font of the dog beep has become too huge."
I finally saw the bottom, but unfortunately "fuck fuck" had rolled past the viewing angle and disappeared.
"See the benefits"
Then, the sum total is——
"Finally, you'll see the benefits of fucking"
"Nonsence."
"Finally Amaranth!"
"..."
"???"
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Lin Chou was confused for a moment, then again, and was still confused before he was finished.
Then the ten thousand alpacas in Boss Lin’s heart began to gallop around again,
"Eat lemon, you damn bastard, get out of here, I promise I won't beat you to death!"
Next to them, Zhao Er, Huang Dashan and Qin Wuyong looked at Lin Chou's face in shock.
"Tsk, it's so vivid, a wonderful performance."
"What an upright face. This face almost comes with its own subtitles."
"What I didn't say, applause!"
Lin Chou rolled his eyes wildly at the unscrupulous old men and weighed the "100 grams of amaranth seeds per grain" in his hands.
"Suddenly I remembered that there is a big heirloom baby in my family that hasn't been unveiled yet. I'm going to open your eyes today!"
Huang Dashan ate pound after pound,
"Dig a hole? It's a treasure passed down from our ancestors. It's too dirty to open the 'eyes' when you first come up. Wouldn't it be nice to open something that is peaceful, friendly and suitable for all ages? You can't open it just because it looks like a hole, young man!"
Lin Chou: "......"
Damn it, I can't understand what this guy is beeping at all.
Zhao Er and Qin Wuyong looked full of admiration.
Zhao Er's heart: The ancients said that those who have mastered learning first and then are the teachers. Sure enough, Zhao's Taoism is still too shallow. I should learn more from Master Huang... (cross it out, forget it because it is too troublesome)...
This is what Lao Siji is learning from.
Lin Chou was too lazy to pay attention to these old dirty turtles, so he went behind the home tree and dug a ditch next to where the bamboo was planted.
According to the instructions of the system, use the well-proportioned source crystal solution and alien bone meal as the base fertilizer, and scatter a handful of black and bright black seeds, which together are no larger than millet.
"God bless you, don't be like the troubled Qiongzhu..."
In fact, the Qiong bamboo was planted a long time ago, but Lord Gungun guarded it day and night to no avail. It was wiped out by a meteor, and the replanted one has not grown yet.
Fill in the soil, water, and done.
Huang Dashan and others originally had certain expectations, but now they immediately felt that the psychological gap was huge.
"That's it? Is it over?"
Lin Chou raised his head and took a look at the sky.
"Well, wait another half minute."
Damn, even though the system is a bit messed up, he won't lie to him about this kind of thing. If it says half a minute, it will definitely not be thirty-one seconds.
An edible magic plant of the same level as Nepenthes, so wonderful!
"Boom~"
"Boom~"
The ground where Lin Chou planted the seeds seemed to have a terrifying monster dormant under the soil, and the entire Yanhui Mountain trembled.
Huang Dashan's face was dark.
At this moment, he thought of the home tree, the pitcher plant, and the seemingly harmless but extremely terrifying Lin family pet named Maoqiu...
"Damn it, your mother has a big watermelon, come again??"
"boom!"
Mud flew everywhere, and a hole opened in the ground.
Hundreds of green plants filled up the open space next to the Qiong bamboo in an instant, rising as high as two people like blowing balloons, shaking and shaking.
Then...
There was no movement.
Huang Dashan: "......"
that's all?
It made such a big noise, but it was only so small?
Lin Chou opened his mouth and stepped forward to check.
A true sight swept over,
"Dip, finally amaranth, a third-level magic plant.
This is an amaranth without puberty, and its taste is extraordinary.
Note: The scenery on the road is very beautiful, especially when you stand at the end and look back."
The roots that were so enlarged that they were almost lignified, the hard old bark on the branches and stems, and the "cuticle"-like presence on the leaves all told Lin Chou: This dish is so old that it can make your teeth gnaw.
"Get out of here right away if you step on the dog beeping system. I want Sister Qingyu to permanently fix you into a dog beeping state. Use formalin... no... soak in urine to make a specimen!"
Damn it, the system didn't even pay attention to him as the host, and the silencer beep didn't even appear. It was very well hidden.
Lin Chou's whole body and buttocks hurt, no...
If this is used as the basis for pain classification, analogy——
Beginner: My whole body hurts but my butt hurts
Intermediate: I feel pain all over my body
Advanced: My balls hurt all over my body
At this moment, Lin Chou should have broken through to an advanced stage.
400,000 circulation points, in exchange for such a bunch of old-time gangsters without puberty??
Four hundred thousand circulation points can be exchanged for one hundred source crystal notes, which can be used to cook...
What kind of family is it? There is a mine at home or what? That’s not how a prodigal family becomes a prodigal!
However, Lin Chou suddenly realized something, and the drama spirit possessed him.
"Hey, have you seen it? It's amazing. This is the ancestral treasure of our Lin family, the ultimate amaranth. This is the second master of Shan Ye. Brother Wu Yong. You guys are here. I don't want to let most people take a look at it. You know, this thing
I'm telling you, the chicken is precious, only our Lao Lin family has this patented product in Mingguang!"
Zhao Er: "......"
Shanye: "......"
Qin Wuyong: "..."
So what are those all-new, bullet-like scrolling expressions of pain we just saw on your face, are they hallucinations?
Qin Wuyong was about to speak when Huang Dashan gave him a look.
"He can't be broken down even though he's tough, and--you can't beat him."
Qin Wuyong immediately put an emoticon on his face, his smile was extremely sincere,
"Ah, that's it~"
Lin Chou nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
Then he waved to the potted plants,
"Oh...ahem...pot, you're lucky. There are new dishes today, maybe with special effects. Don't leave for a while, they're on sale!!"
It's very loving, and the tone is just like saying "Don't leave after school".
There is a question mark on a certain forehead,
"Ah? Ah...oh..."
Sudden love.
He, he, he is leaving me to eat!
Has the man named Lin lost his mind?
Auntie, I...could it be that...emmmmm...or is this idiot finally discovering my aunt's unique beauty? For example, a voiceless voice with a soft body and so on?
Potted Plant lowered his head and glanced at his... uh... toes, filled with emotion.
(Wow, I finally took the bait. It will be much easier to swindle money in the future - bah, there is no future, what kind of money are you trying to swindle? Yours is mine~)
Over there, Lin Chou picked up the knife and cut off bundle after bundle of amaranth.
"Well, that's almost enough."
In the end, amaranths are more like leeks than leeks. Every time they see the wind, they will grow. The speed of cutting cannot keep up with the speed of their growth, but the ones that grow out... not only are they not young, but they look more aged...
Lin Chou calmly carried Amaranth into the kitchen with brisk steps.
Zhao Er looked at Qin Wuyong, baring his teeth.
"Men, you must take responsibility for what you have said."
Huang Dashan patted Mr. Qin on the shoulder and said deeply,
"Then, I'll leave the meal to you later."
Qin Wuyong's old blood almost spurted out,
"People sit on pots at home and come from the sky. What did I say? I..."
Huang Dashan and Zhao Er smiled very kindly,
"When Lin Zi was talking just now, you were the only one who took the blame. Are you trying to be shameless?"
"!"
What else could Qin Wuyong say? Should he talk about logic or physics?
...
In the kitchen, Lin Chouchou broke her intestines.
Who knows how to make these toothless vegetable stems into dishes, and the system has no idea...
mmp, I knew there was something shady, and I want to complain about this bullshit lottery system!
"well..."
He fiddled with bundles of amaranth,
"Yaowan, I'm so embarrassed this time."
"Lin Chou, Lin Chou, you have fallen, can you take this thing out and give it to others?"
"Just leave it here, even if it stinks, it will never be cooked!"
"It's such a shame, it's such a disgrace to your skills!"
"Eh?"
"The sack of the ball..."
Lin Chou was stunned for a moment, blinked his eyes, and smiled very proudly,