A few hours later, 200 kilometers away from the west gate, Yan returned to the mountain.
The eyes of the people on the mountain are a bit strange - these guys with big muscles in their minds always pronounce some unknown words as "biàn" (mì) - emmmm, in fact, it seems... there is nothing wrong with it.
They looked at Huang Dashan who was sitting on the roof of the Pangolin and playing hard for a long time, but they couldn't help but roll their eyes.
Many people have already begun to think in their hearts:
Mr. Huang is a really good guy, he has a great physique.
Hahaha, Zhao Feng Er mocks the big bald guy...
How come he always encounters weird and terrible things wherever he goes?
Last time I went out and wandered around, I picked up the Queen of Luanshan. Last time I went out and wandered around, I picked up the next generation Lord of Wolf City. This time...
Eh? Ball sack!
A group of people can be considered as having found a niche. They formed a group and spat before leaving.
"Prince Huang, you can't do it either. Why are you doing it worse than once?"
"I picked up the Luanshan Queen last time and kept it;
Last time I picked up a Wolf City City Lord and sold it;
This time I only picked up a boat and an unknown gold mine - as a human being, you must make progress and not keep going downhill."
"Lo, really lo!"
Look, this is probably the hardest and most bitter complaint in history. Every word and every sentence is the blood and tears of the people.
Mr. Huang was stunned by what these guys said for a long time and couldn't refute, so he cursed,
"Damn it, Lin Chou isn't here, what are you doing here?"
everyone,
"Hey, don't think we don't know. Boss Lin left last night and will definitely be back today!"
"This guy is so shameless. He acts like Boss Lin every day and still lies to us. How many more dishes do you want to grab?"
"Brother, can you give me a way to survive? I've been waiting for the tomahawk steak for two months..."
Brother Grizzly coughed,
"Well, Mr. Shan, it's Monday, you know~"
Shan Ye shrugged,
"Damn, no wonder there are so many people."
Then looked at the grizzly bear suspiciously,
"Knock, no wonder you guys are so enthusiastic about fishing for abalone with me, and you want to bribe your grandpa Dashan?"
Brother Grizzly Bear is honest and has a face as fierce as a black-faced god.
"Hey, that doesn't make sense. How can we bribe you? We just want to bribe Boss Lin."
Huang Dashan’s smile gradually disappeared.jpg
"???"
The glorious deeds of the late "Gold Mine" were talked about by these guys for a long time. While smacking their lips, they sighed "What a pity" and "It was almost" before taking a sip of the tea they brought with them.
no way:
First, most of the people here are landlubbers.
Secondly, no one is willing to do anything to get lucky.
Third, landlubbers go to the dark sea to try their luck, haha.
I didn't hear it, but I told you later that the volcano erupted again, and who knows whether it spewed out a few more lumps of gold or buried all the original ones.
At most, these things are just practicing talking about mountains and rivers with the younger brothers, relatives and friends around you. After drinking a little wine and getting tipsy, you mysteriously whisper, "There is an active volcano at the approximate coordinates of such-and-such, which is spewing gold. If you don't think you have a long life, then
Go get it, go get it, don't tell others that I told you."
It seemed that the only person in the audience who was really recommending the "Dabao XXX Protein XXX Ball XX Fiber Mask, which is professional in removing redness on the face and effectively treating frostbite" to Mr. Xuetuanzi, had bright eyes.
It is worth mentioning that the person who swung the Euphorbia was almost treated as a "certificate" by the garrison and the development committee of the Research Institute who came later and served tea and water to a certain married man.
It's true that this guy is really good at picking things up. Mingguang's senior management still hasn't figured out how to settle Zhuge Tiedan's debt with him. There really is nothing to reward him.
——Fortunately, the three giants wanted to show some respect, but they didn’t really do it.
The one who knew the general scope of the sea area was the little man, who was a protected animal, and the one who swung the euphorbia was just a gift. The winning card in the crispy noodles that was given with phone money said "another pack".
What else can we do? Pack them all up and take them away together. The food should not look too ugly.
Suddenly, someone yelled in a voice like that of a hawker who saw an urban management officer,
"I am...Lin Chou! Boss Lin!!"
Including Huang Dashan, Grizzly Brother and others, at least fifty or six pairs of eyes gathered at a certain place in the small restaurant and froze.
Lin Chou, who was about to close the dining room door on tiptoe, froze and had no choice but to walk out.
"Ahem...Hi...everyone, what a coincidence..."
This guy just got out of the small black teleportation door and was about to take a long look outside. Who knows there are so many people gathered here and there are so many good-looking people.
"What a coincidence, I've been waiting for you all morning..."
"That's right, don't try to pretend like nothing happened!"
"So Boss Lin, you've been back a long time ago and you just didn't come out because you wanted to sleep in, right?"
"Hey... it seems that the eldest sister and the little sister Yourong haven't come out yet..."
"Oh oh~so ga~"
Lin Chou: "......"
Thank you for your thoughts. Now I think it might be true.
Pen Mou rushed up with a roar,
"Hey, hey, I have a way to get the coordinates of a gold mine. Are you interested in it?"
Lin Chou asked,
"Open air?"
Bonzai felt happy,
(There is drama!)
He quickly said,
"Under the sea."
Little did they know that the eyes of the people below who were waiting for food had changed. They were completely moved by Pen's shamelessness.
Lin Chou bared his teeth and suddenly said fiercely,
"roll!!"
Basin: "嘤嘤嘤"
Over there, Huang Dashan laughed and laughed,
"Hey, I knew it!"
Grizzly Brother is confused,
"What do you know..."
"Allowing her to act like a ghost is nothing more than washing my feet with me. Haha, I'm afraid someone Lu forgot not to go into the water, but Lin Zi's heart will always be in pain, hahaha~"
Brother Grizzly Bear suddenly realized and murmured in his heart, "No wonder Prince Huang, who is said to have a face a hundred times thicker than his original armor, would go to the sea to dig abalone. No wonder - it turns out he is afraid of being beaten to death by Boss Lin."
"
"Well, if you can't dive, then it must be very hard to get these abalones. After all, we spent so much effort to pull them out."
For a moment, Mr. Shan's eyes were almost thrown to his face.
"Your third uncle and grandma, are you thinking of something very rude in your mind?"
The grizzly bear could only stare at the sky in silence.
Lin Chou suddenly saw the empty clay pot next to the willow pavilion, glanced around, and naturally landed on Huang Dashan.
Huang Dashan:(づ￣￣)づ╭?～
Lin Chou said,
"Where's the abalone stewed in my pot?"
Huang Dashan was calm and unfazed. He dragged a large sack from the car and slapped it loudly.
"Hey, put it here!"
Lin Chou:(づ￣-￣)づ╭boom～
Lin Chou pinched her chin and suddenly asked,
"Well, what about that? You didn't eat dead people, did you?"
Huang Dashan patted his chest and promised,
"No, absolutely not. They are all alive and kicking - I even took them to exercise for digestion. Well, at least they are all alive and kicking now."
Lin Chou immediately breathed a sigh of relief,
"That's fine."
Master Shan chuckled and said,
"Ah, by the way, it's stuck on the counter. Are you satisfied with the numbers inside? By the way, I want to report that the big-breasted lady was lazy after you left. She didn't wash the dishes or wash the dishes!"
Lin Chou nodded and left with a straight face.
Brother Grizzly and the fishing team suddenly felt so good, I really wanted to cry.
What happened inexplicably?
We just ate a bit of meat and drank a bit of soup without doing anything and wandered around for a long time. Besides, we paid for the meal. Why should we feel guilty and why should we try to set a flag on us?
"Ball, sack of ball?"
"I have an ominous premonition."
"ecuse me...Why does Boss Lin ask this..."
"Damn it, we swiped the card and spent money! Huang Dashan, please give us an explanation!"
"No wonder, no wonder you, a guy who is used to eating alone, suddenly asked us to eat together. No wonder, I'm here, and you act like you're all covered, so don't worry if anything happens, I'll take care of it."
——They now wonder if they have been tricked. They are the only real customers in the restaurant from beginning to end, and the others are all actors. This is a show between the restaurant owner and the waiter!
This restaurant street is so wild...
"RBQRBQ"
"Farewell! Farewell!"
"emmmmm"
"Eat before you leave! Just one meal! Just order two...three dishes!"
Of course, there are smart people among the grizzly bears.
"One tomahawk steak, one sea stone coconut custard, and one neon dragon meat for dine-in. Please add the three-color snake wine. Thank you."
——No, the person who had been waiting for the tomahawk steak for two months was snatched first.
"My calendar? Did you hear me, bastard? My calendar!"
Fortunately, every time Lin Chou ran away from home, he habitually made preparations for the next time he ran away from home.
The finished and semi-finished products in the thermostatic cabinet are all ready-made and can satisfy the appetite of most people with only a little cooking. Some more complicated dishes can also be finished later.
When the aroma of the food wafts up, there will be no complaints at all.
...
Lin Chou was in a good mood. He tidied up the experimental geese brought over from the alley a little bit and kept them in separate pens.
However, even if they were placed in the animal pen, under the ferocious gazes of various tigers, leopards, and wolves in separate compartments, they still stubbornly wanted to rush out and peck at Lin. This shows how much Lin's compulsive hatred of birds is
Horrible - well, it's entirely the fault of the beeping system.
Lin Chou watched the performance of the two giant geese flying up and down while sitting in the animal pen for a long time: Ding Ding's... ahem... a ding sound... the happiness value was +.
"Bite me, bite me, haha!"
"Hey, it's okay to just keep it and not eat it."
"Every morning when I get up early, I come over and take a look, and I feel like I'm getting my revenge...ahem...cross out the previous sentence, cross it out! It's too silly and affects the image!"
Behind him, a familiar voice suddenly came,
"What image? What image?!"
and a more familiar voice,
"Gah, gah!"
Lin Chou turned around suddenly, and the frying pan he had accidentally grabbed from his hand clanked like a sword, making a harsh metal buzz.
There were duck feathers all over the ground, and the figure running away quickly with quack steps was extremely panicked.
Sikong said speechlessly,
"I have taught Gaga many times, can you be a little bit cautious and shake hands? We will still be good friends!"
Why the hell do you want to be friends with a duck?
Lin Chou threw the pot away casually,
"Hey, long time no see. Is Shen Daru's credits full?"
"Do you believe that I can sew your broken mouth?" Sikong suddenly smiled very sneakily, "In fact, no, now Comrade Shen Daru has gone to attack Zhao Ziyu. Hey, I didn't expect that he will be a role model for others all his life. Shen...teacher turns out to be living in such poverty."
"..."
"I'm sorry that I can't say it, but I really can't imagine how poor I can live if I eat a bowl of instant noodles with 1,000 yuan and a bowl of wontons with 3 million yuan as my daily 'becoming a role model'."
Sikong nodded to express his understanding,
"It's poverty that limits your imagination. It's not your fault."
Lin Chou felt his heart throbbing,
"How come you have time to come to my place?"
Sikong said naturally,
"Everyone else is busy. Aren't the four walls laying the foundation? The base city is almost empty... As expected, your place is still so lively."
In fact, a certain Sikong just dropped by and prepared to eat and drink a bowl of dragon-tiger fighting, sea stone flower coconut milk jelly and other side dishes.
Sikong recounted his experience to Lin Chou several times in a nonchalant manner - so in Lin Chou's words, some rich people's hobbies are a little different and unattainable.
For example, some time ago, a certain Sikong who liked to play recorder and took pictures everywhere and even invested in a movie suddenly became tired of this thing and felt that it was a very bad behavior for him to "lose his mind with things" like this.
As a human being, you must persist in your dreams.
Yes, that’s right, Sikong’s dream has always been to be a knight-errant who wields a sword and conquers the snow in white clothes.
He thought deeply about it, and his thoughts went from when he first remembered things to when he went to the toilet on the No. 19 gold and diamond toilet he used last night.
He came to the conclusion that the main reason why he did not become a swordsman who can defeat the snow in white clothes at the end of the world is that he did not have a sword that could set off his identity - such as the general Mo Xie Qixing Long Yuan Tai Ah Xuanyuan Cheng Ying Chun Jun or something like that.
In a word, if you want money, you need people.
Even if it wasn't Huang Dashan, I, Sikong, couldn't have a sword?
Dare to be alone!
So Sikong went to Lushan in the morning, put all this talk aside, and waited for Lao Gao to take the order.
Then the God of Wealth was kicked off the furnace mountain by the blast furnace with a look of confusion on his face - according to Sikong, the old guy was so angry that his beard stood up.
Sikong was holding his breath and angry, and his expression was extremely confusing.
Lin Chou dragged Sikong to the home tree and continued pointing. The boss of Xue Tuanzi, who continued to be fooled by Forgiveness Pen and seemed to have some feelings,
"Did you see that?"
"Uh...a living snowman...what..."
"That is the quencher + flame temperature regulator + blower + suspected ancestor of the blast furnace. It ran from the one in the blast furnace yard, the one that is often used in the blast furnace, the best one in the furnace mountain, and the furnace that was just fried (※) not long ago You don’t even know what’s coming out?”
"..."
Sikong's expression suddenly changed,
"So, can the problem be solved if I catch this snowman back to Old Man Goriot?"