Sikong felt very anxious, so anxious that he didn't even want to wait for the short time he was waiting online.
This feeling is like setting a big flag. If you don’t practice it——
emmmmm~
Cross it out and start over.
Dreams are always a thing, otherwise what's the difference between them and those who don't even have dreams?
It's like a strategy game. Everything is ready and all you need is to recharge, and Mr. Sikong happens to have a few useless numbers in his wallet that are worthless and useless to throw away.
Is it difficult? No!
If there is no recharge channel, you have to recharge even if you create a channel. Just make it clear.
Before Lin Chou could speak, Sikong took over the conversation,
"Well, I see from your eyes that you seem to have some bold ideas about this snowman?"
No, I didn’t, don’t lie.
Lin Chou opened her eyes and talked nonsense,
"Actually... okay, I admit it, but now there is a small problem. This snow dumpling boss seems to be traveling at public expense. If he is not allowed to eat, drink and have fun, emmmm..."
"Make a price! I'll do it!"
Lin Chou felt happy, well, people's hearts are still a bit dark, so Boss Lin summarized the situation of Mr. Xue Tuanzi like this,
"If, I mean if - this wish of his is fulfilled and he is willing to return to Lushan, he should urge the blast furnace to rebuild the furnace. After all, he is always very cold. Only the tallest and largest furnace in Lushan can operate in this cold and cold place.
The world of paper gives him a hint of warmth."
"Let me tell you first, I am just guessing, just guessing."
Sikong was a little confused by Lin Chou,
"?"
So how can I let her go? Of course I have to complete the mission first, know what?
Lin Chou stretched out a finger,
"one..."
"One billion? Or one cubic source crystal?"
"..."
Rich people are so willful!
Lin Chou said,
"No, it's still a steaming and hearty hot pot. In fact, I probably have that idea in mind, but..."
Sikong Road,
"Don't talk nonsense, please speak your mind boldly, and I will fill in the rest."
Lin Chou reached out and took off a certain sign from the beam, handed it to Sikong, and motioned him to read the words on it.
"Sai Nian Gao (Baked Purple Cloud Snails with Pepper Buds):
Special skill one, patience.
This state will be activated when the person who eats this dish is extremely hungry or is at the limit of source deficiency. The sensitivity to negative states will increase by 10% every twenty-four hours and lasts for fourteen natural days. During this period, the person will not die from hunger or source deficiency itself.
.
Special skill two, heavy armor.
Those who eat this dish will have their original armor purified once, with the thickness permanently reduced by one-tenth and the defense increased by 10%.
Special skill three, we are at home all over the world.
Anyone who eats this dish will inherit the curse of the Ziyunsnail race and can feel the warmth of home no matter where they are.
(Note: The ancients said that if you are happy here, you don’t miss Shu.)
Stunt 4, I have really good eyesight.
Those who eat this dish will inherit the blessing of the Ziyunsnail race, and their field of vision will increase by 6 meters.
(Note: Due to Ziyunsnail's racial restrictions, the full effect will be obtained in low light, and the effect will be reduced to an increase of one meter in strong light.)"
Sikong's eyes were strange,
"Why do you always come up with these weird and crooked ways? This thing... does it have a purpose... eh? Wait! Ci'ao, when I think about it, it's a scam... It's a bit scary to think about it.
I'm so panicked..."
So Lin Chou's expression was also strange - considering that some unlucky chicken soup guys had personally verified the actual effect.
Facts have proved that this thing is law-level, and it seems to also contain intelligence-lowering strikes.
"Well, don't worry about these details. Look at this, 'No matter where you are, you can feel the warmth of home'; do you have any ideas?"
"You mean..."
"The snow dumpling boss is so powerful. Even Huang Dashan can't handle the low temperature, let alone a pot of hot pot. And I personally think one thing is very important: the warmth of home, this is a restaurant! New home, right?
, how can there be cold meals and cold dishes at home - there are always only meals that have been overheated N times."
Sikong held his chin and thought carefully for a while.
"This reason... seems a bit forced!
"Moreover, you mean to feed this guy who you can't even afford to offend with your poison and then starve to death??"
Lin Chou: "......"
Let me tell you, people who speak as carelessly as you not only have no friends, but they generally won't survive the next chapter.
Sikong pouted,
"You want me to take the blame for you!"
Lin Chou: "......"
(Have you been seen through? But why does Mao Benshuai not only feel no guilt at all, but he doesn’t even feel embarrassed?)
——Actually, what Lin Chou is most afraid of is that if he tries it by himself, the dog beeping system will judge it as cheating.
cough,
"Forget it, just think that for some reason, I can't... you know..."
Sikong frowned, and then said in a matter-of-fact tone,
"It's exactly what everyone thought. You have some restrictions, right? For example, you can't leave Yanhui Mountain, you can't advance, and you can't even take a shower?"
Lin Chou's face was dark,
"I'll go... get out of here... I don't have a friend like you..."
Sikong shrugged happily and thought casually,
"Sure enough, this is the price of becoming stronger. In fact, if you want to be more liberal, it's better than being bald!"
Lin Chou's face began to turn purple.
Sikong coughed,
"What, I'm taking the blame. Isn't it just a medicine? What, it won't kill anyone, right?"
Of course Lin Chou shook his head decisively,
"Absolutely not."
I silently added in my heart: At most, it’s half a life.
Sikong strode towards the boss of Xue Tuanzi. After only two steps, he became fat again.
Sikong rubbed his hands, feeling embarrassed.
"Um, can you bring me a dozen sheepskin jackets or something like that?"
"..."
No matter the sheepskin coat or the iron-hearted cotton jacket, it is not as solid as the origin shield. Under the origin shield stacked by several evolvers, Sikong hissed in the cold air and his face became even paler.
"The surname is Pen, Rang Rang."
The potted plant turned back angrily,
"you..."
Then his expression changed quickly, and he said softly,
"Okay!"
Oh, woman~
Especially some women, aren’t they worth mentioning in front of their abilities?
As the saying goes, flies don't bite seamless eggs.
In Mingguang, I am afraid that only Sikong is a bug-like existence to potted plants, with invincible defense.
Sikong kept his smile with a halo like a warm wine,
"Hello, Mr. Snow Dumpling."
This title made Mr. Xuetuanzi a little speechless, but he accepted it happily.
"Oh, I know you, the little guy from the Sikong family."
Sikong shivered and shivered. After standing here for a few seconds, his small body seemed to have a tendency to collapse.
"Heh...heh...I heard my father mention you, but I didn't expect to...see it with my own eyes...hiss...it's so cold..."
Upon hearing this, the boss of Xue Tuanzi took two steps back considerately.
Sikong smiled gratefully,
"Can I..."
The boss of Xue Tuanzi waved his hand,
"Being so close, it's hard not to hear what you are saying. It's really amazing. Could it be that his ability is to see through people's deepest wishes?"
Sikong shook his head,
"Definitely not, but to be honest, it's not unusual for awakened people to have any weird awakening abilities."
"That's true." said the snow dumpling boss, "I'm still very happy that someone is thinking about me. It makes me feel very warm~ I want to try the effect of that dish."
Sikong was overjoyed and looked back at Lin Chou.
Lin Chou always said,
"Well, who will settle the bill first..."
Sikong:(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
(I knew this would be the case, Zhenjier was embarrassed for him!)
After witnessing everything, Mr. Snow Dumpling seemed to be shocked and didn’t know what to say. However, everyone who heard the above conversation insisted that the information revealed in the five holes on Mr. Snow Dumpling’s face would form one sentence.
——"How can there be such shameless people in the world??"
Well, the kind with built-in punctuation marks.
So, pitifully, Ziyunsnail, who could make his home all over the world, was brutally slaughtered, and the freshest green and dark purple vegetable sprouts turned into a plate of brightly colored "Sai Nian Gao" under the catalysis of wine, fire and phoenix gas.
.
As soon as it is served on the table, the faint alcoholic flavor carried in the steam is like a small boiling spring, steaming in front of the snow dumpling boss - waiting at any time for the tragic fate of being frozen into a small glacier along with the steam.
"Hmm~"
The Snow Dumpling boss took a deep breath, and Lin Chou could hear the sound of the steam from the dishes quickly turning into ice crystals in front of his nose.
"It just smells so warm!"
Due to the uniqueness of the snow dumpling boss, Lin Chou could automatically interpret this as a cold compliment that "it's as delicious as ham".
Sikong was very eager to serve him some food.
"Taste it."
Of course, Sikong himself was not polite and ate with gusto.
The snow-white Ziyun snail meat turned into ice crystals as usual before entering the snow's mouth.
"Click, click, click... Gudong..."
The boss of Xue Tuanzi was suddenly shaken, and a lot of the frost fell off his body.
Lin Chou's eyes suddenly widened,
"Fuck, fuck..."
Looking at it with his true vision ability, almost the moment the Snow Dumpling Boss swallowed the mouthful of food, a circle of cyan aperture opened up on his body without any delay - the special effects endurance took effect.
What the hell kind of operation is this?
The Snow Dumpling Boss sat back in his chair as if he was drunk.
"Wow, it's so warm."
"Don't even feel hungry!"
"I never want to go back to the furnace..."
After saying this, Sikong's expression changed.
Lin Chou was stunned and said,
"What's going on..."
The boss of Xuetuanzi shook his head, and Yingyingying's voice became more sober.
"What a powerful effect! Will it even affect your mind?"
"It's very simple. After sleeping for so many years, my body's functions have been maintained at the lowest level. I am always on the verge of extreme hunger. No matter how much I eat, I will never be full."
The snow dumpling boss kept picking up the vegetables and chewing them. The halo in Lin Chou's eyes, which represented the state of "endurance", became increasingly thicker.
When the whole dish is eaten, the green color has almost turned into a dull black.
Lin Chou immediately prepared a pot of Raging Frog hotpot and served it to the table. It was spicy and pungent.
Sikong staggered immediately when he smelled this smell.
"I said, you are so ruthless, you are so ruthless!"
Let’s not talk about the bright red devil’s pepper and red oil on top. The smell hidden in it is too familiar to Sikong - the original Sanhe soup almost killed him, but he has seen the power of wild mountain pepper oil.
, and I am not prepared to experience it a second time in my life.
The boss of Snow Dumpling stopped talking to the two people. Instead, he looked a bit like Shi Lezhi's zombie. He picked up his chopsticks, rinsed a piece of green vegetables and put it in his mouth.
"Snow..."
Sikong thought for a moment and swallowed the words in his mouth. This was the first time he saw that the vegetables served in hot pot were green garlic sprouts.
(Lin Chou has become shameless.)
The two looked at the snowman's mouth eagerly,
"emmmmm."
A wave of arms and a high-five!
"It's done!!"
The sound from the snowman's mouth was finally no longer the crackling sound like chewing solid ice.
At the same time, the system subtitles flooded the screen,
"Hey, special mission: Snowman's ambition completed (reward reduced by 75%)."
"Hey, the source crystal fusion task is enabled and will be triggered at any time. Please be prepared, host."
"Hey, the items in the mall are being distributed, and you will get [Master's Certificate]*1."
"Hey, the temporarily withheld intelligence value will be returned in full, and the task reward intelligence value will be +5."
Lin Chou could definitely feel the unhappiness of the outdated system - perhaps this was the price of using the system itself to cheat.
However, compared to Lin Chou's original bad idea of asking Master Warlock and Sister Qingyu to team up to give the snowman a haircut, this price is obviously much more reasonable.
The warlock himself is definitely not good at it. If you use the ordinary sheep transformation technique, feeding hot pot to the sheep can actually be regarded as an "attack", right?
What's more, even the ordinary sheep-changing warlock needs to use the "Rap Storm" to get lucky. With the luck of the warlock, he may not be able to get half a critical hit with the extremely effective sheep-changing magic in his life.
...
It is indeed not difficult to turn the Snow Tuanzi boss into a sheep and force-feed him a hot pot meal. What is difficult is how to change him back - is it possible to find a stubborn donkey from the end of the world to deal with the Snow Tuanzi sheep and see if he can get rid of Qingyu?
Big sister’s Debuff?
Lin Chou didn't dare to think about that scene, what if Mr. Xue Tuanzi was really the ancestor of Blast Furnace!
Lin Chou was just thinking, feeling very emotional, when Sikong tugged at his clothes.
"Yes, something is wrong. He, he, he... seems to have lost his mind..."
The terrifying chill around Mr. Xue Tuanzi was like broken waves, irregularly and swaying in all directions layer by layer. The willow wood pavilion was the first to suffer, and was instantly coated with a layer of ice crystals. In the subsequent ripples, it turned into almost invisible to the naked eye.
Invisible powder.
If Lin Chou remembers correctly, this thing is also produced by the system, isn't it said to be indestructible?
The hot pot on the table was not even a dish, even the pot had disappeared into the snowman's belly.
The snowman kept roaring,
"Hungry! Hungry..."
Lin Chou dragged Sikong and quickly avoided it. Fortunately, the spread of the ripples was not too large.
Sikong said anxiously,
"Think of a way, what's going on??"
Lin Chou swallowed his saliva and looked at the snowman who started to stuff the stone tabletop into his mouth.
"Relax... don't worry, everything is under control. Once she's full, she'll be fine..."
"Well, absolutely no problem! - It should be!" (To be continued)