Chapter 964 I threw my own thanks to the brilliant Xiaojie Wan
It's really cleaner than being licked by a dog!"
Only a boy as upright as Sikong would say something like this in front of everyone - Prince Huang Dashan, the wealthy man who married into his wife, doesn't want to lose face?
A group of people laughed, as if the air was leaking.
The wandering demon was not happy at that time,
"Hey, please don't wear colored glasses, okay? What's wrong with the dog? Dogs also have dignity! Our dog never licks the plate!"
As he spoke, he stared at Huang Dashan with a strange and contemptuous look.
Hehe, it's you who is running around and the innocence of our dog has been stained.
Huang Dashan suddenly started shouting,
"Hey, hey, look what I'm doing! I never lick the plate..."
Sikong Youyou said,
"Master Shan, is the Queen happy with what you say?"
Huang Dashan: "???"
Am... am I pretty... Did Ma Maipi hear... am I pretty...
Is this the Sikong I know? The soul under this stinky skin is really interesting~
Huang Dashan was so frightened that he quickly fastened his seat belt.
I've welded myself to the car today, please feel free to step on the accelerator!
The Wandering Demon had no idea what he had said wrong. Why did the expressions of these guys suddenly become weird?
The wandering demon is now a person who has escaped from low-level tastes - especially things like circulation points that are both vulgar and have a strong smell of copper.
Don't think it's easy for the Dog King to be a good person. He is guarding a group of demon kings who are full of energy and have nowhere to vent. They have to worry about everything except urinating everywhere. The Dog King's heart will be broken.
The wandering demon couldn't help but look at the sky.
Being a Dog King is really a profession that requires talent. For example, a guy like him who has always had one person to feed the whole family since he was born, suddenly has hundreds of mouths around him, and the whole person will collapse.
One thing is true, the Wandering Demon is improving rapidly in strength.
Hundreds of them, "only you can't think of it, can't be found in their stomachs." The little brother who gnawed the world, gnawed the ground, and gnawed the air in the middle came up with a mess, including but not limited to exotic animal flesh, bones, magic plants, and the like. His It has become a wishful thinking to have the strength to stand still.
Everyone in the world has the potential to become a strong person, but some people need a little help.
——The Dog King and the Wandering Demon are among the "poverty alleviation" targets.
The resources in the wilderness are so abundant, and there are hundreds of subordinates for the Dog King to spend extravagantly.
Cough cough cough...
The bad news is that in addition to his strong strength, the wandering demon has not even saved half a cent of private money, and his pocket is cleaner than his face.
In the past, you could save some animal skins and sell them as exotic animal meat, but now, at most, the only thing that counts is the dog hair, and nothing else. It all goes into the stomachs of the dogs to cover their shame. The animal skin cloaks had to be stripped from the bodies of exotic animals from time to time.
Never mind that gold always shines.
But pull it down.
It is true that gold will eventually be spent.
There is a saying that is very literary and artistic:
If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight.
The Wanderer agrees very well with this.
That makes a person who is filled with emotions - the weight of poverty is really - overwhelming, unable to breathe.
"Old You, I'm so smart... Fortunately, I didn't roast the iron-boned pig... I didn't let the dogs grind their teeth..."
Delightful!
After finishing the dishes, grilling the rice, and pouring three bowls of soup in a row, Wandering Demon not only failed to hold on, he even wanted to drink a large bucket of Fat Mansion Happy Water.
This is fucking life~
The wandering demon said to Lin Chou,
"Linzi, when I was wandering in the wilderness a few days ago, I came across a strange place, and there was you there...eh...what's wrong with you?"
The Wandering Demon screamed several times in succession, and Lin Chou stared blankly at the bowl in his hand.
The wandering demon said speechlessly,
"Linzi is...not suffering from some kind of illness..."
Huang Dashan muttered,
"Well, there is no cure for black heart cancer."
Of course Lin Chou does not have black heart cancer, he is just looking up at the barrage.
system:
"Hey, congratulations to the host for making a recognized delicacy - the iron-bone pig set meal.
"The first production will receive a 120% special effect bonus, avoid some negative effects, and the strength value will be +1.
"Strong iron bones:
1. Those who eat this dish will be blessed by the power of the iron-bone pig. The defense of the mouth and nose will increase by 30%, and the destructive power will increase by 20%.
, willpower increases, and will stick to one's own opinions under any circumstances and will not be swayed by external objects. Any malicious unit's torture, trickery, and deception of trust against the person holding this state will reduce the effect and success rate by 600%.
.
, pain tolerance increases by 30%.
(Note: The effect of the iron-clad state of those who eat this dish is doubled on their female mates, but the probability of being beaten as a price increases to 1,200%.)"
"Dip, the temporary mission Iron Bone Pig Meal is completed. The overall evaluation is acceptable."
"Rewards are being calculated..."
"Original fusion degree +.5%, all attributes +, intelligence value extra +1, can teach apprentices exclusive dishes [Egg Egg]*1."
"Special level egg beating (egg filling).
Special effect: Foundation building.
The egg filling is infused with the power of this system and devoted to it. Those who eat this dish will enhance the innate physical fitness and martial arts foundation of their direct blood descendants.
Target group: Pregnant women.
(Ps: This dish requires the lower female primate creature to carry the child and eat it under the loving and warm eyes of its male lower primate creature mate. The three races must be completely consistent.
PPs: According to the laws of inheritance of genetic traits between offspring and parents based on the biology, genetics and related discipline theories of the composite host world view, the mismatch between the DNA fingerprints of father and son and mother and son must not exceed one part in 30 billion, otherwise the eggs will be filled.
will have no effect.)
Production Method:.......
Ingredients: bamboo shoots, bamboo fungus, crispy bone pork, fish maw, penguin eggs."
Lin Chou rubbed his temples after watching the system uncle's barrage.
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Haha~
Sure enough, it is a dog beeping system that knows how to do tricks.
What a strong man!
This is not an iron-clad thing. You should be called "I am very iron-headed" when you step on a horse, right?
Well, after being cheated so many times, Boss Lin still has expectations for the system...
Simply childish.
So this dish of yours was specially made to provoke family conflicts, right? Lin Chou didn't even dare to think about people such as the famous death-seeking master Huang Prince, the henpecked Bai Qiongshou and others eating and drinking at his place.
The scene where I suddenly became hardened when I got home.
It will definitely cause death!
I, Lin, am just a handsome and handsome cook. I don’t want to be an executioner with a lot of blood debt!
Brain pain.
In comparison, the inertial ellipsis of the egg-beating and dog-beeping systems at the back are not so conspicuous...
Isn't it just a way to check whether my biological father has a cross-racial love relationship while eating food? It's nothing special. It's normal and easy to understand. I dare you to be alone.
emmmm...
What does this mean? If there are too many lice, there will be no worries if there are too many debts.
Lin Chou sighed,
"Eh? Did someone talk to me just now?"
Wandering Demon: "......"
Chatting or something like that, I have completely lost interest in communicating now.
Outside.
Yanhuishan has already faced a catastrophic and very familiar scene.
Dogs all over the mountains and plains dug countless holes and chewed up the fragrant red bean fruits that had just been placed with the potted plants for a few days.
After seeing it, Lin Chou expressed that he looked very thin and wanted to cry.
However, among the yingyingying sounds of the snow dumpling boss, there is also the most excited guy so far.
The four dogs whined and whined.
Oh my god, there are hundreds of dogs. What a familiar smell and howling.
You have to say hello to friends after not seeing each other for many years. This is a matter of politeness and quality that cannot be neglected at all.
So here comes the question - how can it make its butt smellable to all its friends who used to advance and retreat together?
Sigouzi's body is so big that it can block out the sun, causing its butt to hang ten meters in the air. So Sigouzi has smelled other dogs' butts, what should it do with its own butt?
It is not rude to come and go. This is a kind and friendly tradition with a long racial history. If you don't let the dogs smell it, things will get serious.
It will make other dogs think that it is a bad dog. If word spreads, how will it marry in the future...
Trouble!
Then, in front of everyone's sick eyes, Si Gouzi lay down on his back with his limbs spread out, revealing his belly as round as a sphere and his N-meter-long penis.
The minions of the Wandering Demon surged in from all directions, instantly covering Si Gouzi's body and drowning him.
"..."
Lin Chou spurted out a mouthful of blood and felt as if all the dignity in his body had been stripped away by this dog.
Pans burning with red and blue flames whizzed by,
"Bang~Boom~"
Half of Sigouzi's body did not move. Half of his body, including his head, seemed to have been struck by a meteorite from the front. The entire body was below the ground level, and his two hind legs were still twitching.
Even Leng Han was stunned by the blackness of his attack, his mouth opened in an O shape,
"You won't be beaten to death..."
Not just anyone has the kind of thick skin that Master Shan has, well, certainly not dogs!
Lin Chou held his hands in front of everyone with a serious face.
"The discipline is not strict, it's a joke, don't leave at night, the dog meat pot is here."
What kind of tonnage is Lin Chou's hand strength? In addition, he also needs to add the ancient strength accumulated in twenty years of being single. Tell me something you won't believe. Maybe this guy can practice the Five Dragons Holding Pillar technique.
Martian~
The four dogs were shocked by such a bomb. The whole dog was stunned. It looked like it was called by a meteor. It took about tens of seconds to react before it came out of the pit with a deflated belly.
He turned over, scratched the ground with his four paws wildly, and howled,
"It's a hard life. One of my two uncles is a fool, and no one cares about hacking me to death. The other... wu wu wu... makes people's lives difficult... can they leave a way to survive?"
.."
"Boom~"
There was another distant blast, and the ground trembled.
Qin Sheng was stunned,
"Say...this damn thing still has a voicemail..."
In an instant, it suddenly became dark above Yanhui Mountain.
A huge black vortex appeared close to the crown of the dome. It quickly expanded to cover the entire mountain, covering the sky and the sun, and seemed to be threatening to overwhelm the city.
Qin Sheng, Erhu and a group of other students had never seen such a posture before. The heavy pressure of the same level almost crushed them to the ground.
Huang Dashan moved his hand, and two giant axes larger than the tabletop were already raised.
"who!"
Huang Dashan sneered in his heart, we have Lin Dali, Leng Tyrannosaurus, Lord Gungun, Four Dogs, Little Furball, and even you, Mr. Shan, here, who dares to make a mistake!
Why don't we all stay away from each other and live our lives well, instead of having to run over and act cute?
Lin Chou exclaimed,
"It smells so familiar...this is..."
At the center of the whirlpool, a huge pillar as thick as a mountain rolled down with an unstoppable force. The dome built by the system master was regarded as nothing.
"Boom~"
it's dark.
Leng Han's figure was suddenly covered with a dense light, becoming as unreal as a flower in a moon mirror in the water.
At the same time, conversations came from above everyone's heads,
"Have you found the boss? Don't bring anything weird this time."
"Shut up! Boss, are you there? Are you there? Are you there... Something happened... Close your eyes and be careful of 'motion sickness'; oh... eh..."
"What's wrong?"
"It's nothing, it smells like the boss lady. Na na, I told you that our boss went on a date and you still don't believe it... Hehe... the boss lady comes here often when she has free time~"
"Afraid, the boss lady is here too? Boss lady, Xiaomi is here to wish you a happy New Year in advance~"
As the giant pillar retracted upward, Leng Han's figure dimmed like a candle that was about to go out.
She opened her mouth and seemed to say something, but no sound came out.
Only then did everyone see clearly the true appearance of the giant pillar.
Everyone in Huang Dashan is Spartan,
"What the hell is this well of love??"
Can you believe the wellhead is thicker than a mountain?
Lin Chou frowned,
"The Mi sisters left their hometowns...Did something happen to Hei Chenhai again..."
There was movement again in the distance,
"Boom~"
The direction is still dark and sinking into the sea.
Then, a spherical object jumped over from the back hill and plunged into Lin Chou's arms,
"Jigujigu!jigu~!"
An urgent thought was transmitted to Lin Chou's mind,
"The skin... the body... was stolen..."
This mysterious and mysterious "thought" communication method was transmitted to Lin Chou to the general effect that "the body/skin has been stolen."
The huge wooden "skin" that was sunk at the bottom of the sea defense line was stolen...
Lin Chou's face instantly turned as black as the bottom of a pot with blood filling his pupils - what kind of fucking trick is this? That thing is bigger than a mountain and can it be "stolen"?!
Lin Chou threw out a small blackboard with his hand, and the small blackboard with "Closing" written on it directly inserted into the stone with a clang, causing sparks to appear.
Everyone was frightened. Lin Chou exploded?
Well, that's right, no matter who the boss's wife is robbed...
Boss Lin roared angrily,
"No one can take anything from me without paying for it, NO ONE!!"
A large iron chain was expertly tied around his waist, and then with a wave of his hand, Boss Lin was baptized by the eyes of everyone looking at him like a god. Like a fluttering flag, he was pulled away by the convenience shovel tied to the other end of the iron chain and flew away.
Lin's great transfer technique - I throw myself! (To be continued)