Chapter 214: Wu Langjun's Mother-in-law and Mother-in-law
"Bring it here."
Sun Wukong stretched his right hand forward and said to Zixia.
"What are you taking?" Zixia had a panicked look on her face. She really couldn't understand what the other person was saying.
"Cut the nonsense,"
Sun Wukong really didn't know how to show mercy to women, so he grabbed Zixia's chest from a distance.
The moonlight treasure box flashed with yellow light and emerged from Zixia's body.
Zixia was shocked when she saw this situation. Her first thought was not to snatch the box back quickly, but to explain to Wu Ma in a hurry:
"Little Pony, Pony, this treasure box really belongs to my sister. I won't lie to you. I don't know how it got back to me..."
"No need to explain, the treasure box is at your sister's place."
"I'm serious..."
"Me too."
Zixia wanted to continue explaining.
She was worried that Wu Ma would misunderstand that it was because she was stingy, jealous, jealous or something else that she refused to return the Moonlight Box to him, and she even pretended to help him ask for the box from his sister. This was a deceptive and deceptive business.
behavior, even naked teasing of the dancing horse.
But in fact, Zixia never had such an idea from beginning to end.
In fact, Wu Ma really didn't need Zixia's explanation. He really believed what Zixia said.
After all, Zixia herself didn't know that there were two souls hidden in her body. And the treasure box was with her sister, which actually meant that the treasure box was with Zixia, but she couldn't see it for the time being. It was absolutely correct.
"Do you really believe me?"
"Well," Wu Ma said, "I believe in you, more than you believe in yourself."
After hearing this, Zixia's body trembled a little, so that for a short period of time she couldn't find a suitable word to express her mood at the moment, so she could only look at the dancing horse with affection.
And Wu Ma, in order to let her believe that he really believed in her, also looked back intently.
In this way, it creates a scene where the enemy's life is hanging by a thread, but the young men and women spend the past and next month making love to each other.
"The advent of what love is,"
Sun Wukong sneered and said: "Zhijiao makes people sick and makes them vomit. All the female fairies in the world are beautiful, but they interfere with my practice, prevent me from going through tribulation, and ruin my major events. They all deserve to die."
Wu Ma said: "You yourself are not a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a mistress, a little goblin, a little goblin, you have found a lot of them, and you still talk about others!"
"I want you to take care of it." Sun Wukong said, and slapped Zixia on the chest from the air.
At that time, Zixia's attention was still on Wu Ma, and she was so stunned that she didn't notice the upcoming killing move.
The dancing horse called her, but she didn't seem to hear him at all.
The dancing horse hurriedly rushed towards her, and she came to her senses. Seeing that the palm was about to hit the dancing horse, she pulled the dancing horse behind her, and slapped Sun Wukong in the face. After that, a mouthful of blood came out.
He spat it out and fell to the ground far away.
Wu Ma quickly helped her up, "You're fine."
Zixia's face was pale, but she was full of joy, forming a very strange and touching expression. I will never forget the horse dance in my life.
"Did you just want to save me?"
"I don't know either," Wu Ma said, "I was just passing by to make soy sauce."
"You're a liar. You obviously want to block a slap for me, even if you risk your own life."
"Sister, you really think too much. I just want to knock you down."
"I heard from Coconut Heart," Zixia said with a smile: "You are willing to go through fire and water for the person you like, even if you lose your life. So tell me, do you like me?"
"..."
"Ni Ni Wai Wai Wai Wai!"
Sun Wukong, who was watching the show on the side, couldn't stand it anymore.
"Please, I have to go on my way, you two. You two are talking endlessly, endlessly, endlessly! I will beat you to death now. The audience will say that I am cold-blooded, ruthless and unreasonable. I will beat you after you finish talking.
Damn it, I really don’t have the time or the mood to wait any longer, so what on earth am I going to do? So—I have no choice but to say sorry.”
As he spoke, he raised his golden cudgel high and said, "You two, let's have fun talking on the way to Huangquan!"
"Wait a moment, Great Sage," Wu Ma protested, holding out his hand, "I have a question to ask."
"I'll give you a chance with the word "Great Sage", Sun Wukong stopped his golden cudgel, "But I can only ask one question."
"You clearly left just now, why did you come back?"
"Of course I'm here to grab the Moonlight Treasure Box."
"The treasure box has been snatched away, why don't you leave? As a monk, you are committing a crime of killing, don't you know?"
"..."
"Let's talk about your robbery of the treasure box. You, a monk, rob other people's things. Did your master agree? Did you break the precept of robbing it? It can't be eaten or worn, so what's the use of taking it away?"
"..." Sun Wukong looked at the dancing horse, his eyes a little dazed, as if he saw an old friend who made him feel guilty.
"Look at the two helpless young men and women in this vast desert, who are about to starve to death in the desert. As a monk with great ability to save all sentient beings, shouldn't you think about how to save them and send them away?
Why don’t you go to a picturesque place to eat and drink and enjoy the blessings of the Immortal Family’s Holy Land? Why did you come up with the idea of a treasure box instead? How does your master usually teach you?"
"..."
"Also, do you know that your eldest brother, the Bull Demon King, is going to marry his sister to you? The auspicious day has been chosen. Why don't you pay attention to such an important matter?
Are the bride price ready?
Have you bought a house?
Where is the car?
Don’t you have any motorcycles, bicycles, or trolleys?
Okay, even if you don’t have these, you still need some decent gold and silver jewelry? Do you really plan to let your girl marry you naked and drink the northwest wind with you?
What about the wedding? The wedding has to be held. How many people have to be invited, how many tables, what is the standard of food for each table, whether sea cucumbers and abalone are served. The class and pomp of the wedding are related to the face of the girl, so you must pay attention to it.
And, the most important thing is, what kind of wife do you, a monk, marry? Do you know that you have violated the sexual precepts——"
"Ah ah ah, ah, you are so big!" Sun Wukong covered his head, his face grim and painful, "Shut up! I finally know why I came back."
With murderous intent on his face, he raised the golden cudgel again, "I just want to kill you, the scourge of Luo Liba Suo mother-in-law, and leave a piece of peace in the world."
"Look behind you!" Dancing Horse shouted.
"I won't be fooled."
"Guanyin!"
Sun Wukong quickly turned around, "How can there be..."
Just as he was talking, a shooting star suddenly flashed across the dim night sky, falling in the desert in the blink of an eye. After landing, he transformed into a woman wearing white gauze, holding a jade purification bottle, and a solemn face.
Wu Ma quickly pulled Zixia and hid behind a sand dune, then sneakily poked her head out.
"What are you looking at?" Zixia also came over and looked out, "Is that Guanyin Bodhisattva?"
"Shh."
"Hey, you were so majestic just now,"
Zixia lowered her voice,
"I've fooled Monkey King, the Monkey King, by rambling here and there. Wow, I want to worship you as my teacher... No, I can't worship you as my teacher. It's against ethics for a master and a disciple to fall in love. I'll just
I just need to learn two tricks from you. In this way, I can learn your skills and you don’t have to be my master. I can also marry you in the future and marry you gracefully. Isn’t it the best of both worlds? No, it’s killing three birds with one stone.
Damn it."
Wu Ma looked back at her, a little dazed, "You are already better than the old, okay?"
"Do you agree to marry me?"
"What I mean is," Wu Ma covered her mouth, "Shut up quickly and don't miss my important event."
"Woooo...what a big deal."
"What a big deal." Because he couldn't stop her mouth, Wu Ma covered her hand a little too hard. "You lost the treasure box. How can I go back and save my wife? I have to snatch it back."
.Listen, you are not allowed to say a word next, unless I snatch the treasure box back."
Zixia knew she was in the wrong and nodded obediently.
Only then did Dancing Horse let go of his hand.
After a while, Zixia pointed to her mouth again, indicating that she had something to say.
Wu Ma was helpless, "Just tell me."
"If you hadn't snatched the treasure box back, would I still be unable to speak?"
"Shut up."
After Dancing Horse said that, he looked under the sand dunes.
I saw Guanyin Bodhisattva holding a jade pure vase with willow branches in it.
She used a willow branch to tap a cloth bag on Sun Wukong's waist, and the bag loosened its mouth.
Tang Monk, who was wearing a cassock and looked rather embarrassed, rolled out, stood up, and patted the dust on his cassock:
"Oh, Wukong, how many times have I told you.
This pocket has a tight texture, poor ventilation, and no washbasin or bathroom. It’s very uncomfortable for me to stay in it. Can you try to buy another one with a window and a bathroom in the future? It would be better if it has a sofa and a TV.
In this way, I can live more comfortably. By the way, improving the living conditions of the master is also your duty as an apprentice..."
Sun Wukong looked at him in confusion, and the golden hoop in his hand fell to the ground.
Guanyin Bodhisattva said:
"Sun Wukong, you beast, in order to get married to the Bull Demon King's sister, you actually gave your master Tang Sanzang as a gift, and even invited monsters and monsters to have Tang Monk's banquet with you. Do you admit that you were wrong?"
"Sanbapo, you chased me for three days and three nights. I didn't kill you because you were a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you."
Tang Monk sat cross-legged on the ground and frowned, "Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?"
Sun Wukong bared his teeth: "Wow! Shut up!"
Tang Seng shook his head, "Hey, you scared me again. Unfortunately, you can't scare me, because I'm scared."
…
On the sand dune, Zixia pointed to her mouth again.
The dancing horse ignored her, so she shook its arm.
"If you have anything to say," Wu Ma said impatiently, "Just say it quickly."
"Is that Tang Sanzang?"
"nonsense."
"He's as verbose as you."
"I'm just pretending, he's really verbose."
"Didn't Tang Sanzang say he was handsome? Why is this one so ugly?"
"I was beaten because I asked too many questions." Wu Ma said and covered Zixia's mouth again, "From now on, you are not allowed to say a word, and you are not allowed to ask me if you can speak."
As he spoke, he looked nervously under the sand dunes.
…
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said: "Sun Wukong, do you know that you have committed a heinous sin? You also robbed Fairy Zixia of her moonlight box. You clearly wanted to avoid me."
Zixia pulled the dancing horse excitedly: "Hey, hey, Guanshiyin Bodhisattva knows about me! She also knows that the moonlight box is actually mine."
"If you speak again, I will beat you to death!"
The dancing horse did not look back at her, only staring at the moonlight box in Sun Wukong's hand.
Sun Wukong said: "Since there is no way to avoid it, I, Sun Wukong, will fight you to the death."
With that said, he threw the moonlight treasure box into the air and flew towards the dancing horse.
Wu Ma was excited and rushed towards the box.
"Wow," Zixia was stunned, "Are you a prophet? How did you know that the box would be thrown here."
Wu Ma didn't bother to reply. He knew that Tang Monk was also coming to grab the Moonlight Treasure Box, and Tang Monk was running very fast, so Wu Ma almost sprinted to the Moonlight Box at a speed of 100 meters.
Within a few breaths, Dancing Horse ran over and was about to reach the treasure box, but a hand stretched out from the other side and grabbed the treasure box with him...
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