[4800-word chapter] Chapter 215: It's easy to go back in time, and it's hard to go back to the futur
Tang Monk saluted with one hand, "The donor has a distinguished name."
"Free your respects and dance the horse."
"Dancing Donor," Tang Monk tugged at the moonlight treasure box, "Wait a moment while I have a few words with my disciple."
As he spoke, he turned to look at Sun Wukong,
"Wukong, you are so naughty. I told you not to throw things away. It is wrong to throw things away. Oh, why did you throw away the stick before I finished speaking? The Moonlight Box is a treasure. Throwing it will cause pollution.
Regarding the environment, what should I do if it hits a child? Even if it doesn’t hit the child, but it does hit the flowers and plants, it’s not a good thing..."
While Tang Monk was talking, Wu Ma never stopped trying to grab the Moonlight Box from his hand.
What I didn't expect was that Tang Seng's hands were so strong that the dancing horse didn't move even after pulling it for a long time. No wonder Sun Wukong didn't grab it in the movie.
"Amitabha, the dancing benefactor,"
Tang Seng said: "What are you doing?"
Dancing Horse pointed to the treasure box, "This is mine."
Zixia's voice came from the dunes: "It's mine!"
"I seemed to hear the voice of a female donor,"
Tang Seng looked in the direction of Zixia, but saw nothing.
"Maybe I saw it wrong. Alas, after being a monk for a long time, the birds chirping sound like a woman's voice. By the way, do you really want this box?"
Tang Seng patted the box with his other hand,
“Can’t you just make it clear if you want?
If you want it, I will give it to you. Of course, if you want it, I will not deny it to you!
It’s impossible for me to not give it to you even if you say you want it, but I insist on giving it to you even if you say you don’t want it. Let’s be reasonable!
Now, I'll count to three and you have to tell me whether you want..."
"Holy shit!"
Sun Wukong, who was watching the show, suddenly got angry and knocked down Tang Seng with one punch.
"Hahahahaha, have you seen it? This guy always talks about his mother-in-law and his mother-in-law at length, as if there is a fly all day long, buzzing... I'm sorry, it's not just one, it's a bunch of flies surrounding you, buzzing... buzzing
...buzz...buzz...fly into your ears, help!"
Tang Monk fell to the ground and let go of his hand. Wu Ma had already spotted the opportunity, grabbed the box and slid up the hill.
Then I heard Tang Seng’s voice coming from behind:
"Oh, this dancing donor was running too anxiously. What if he fell down and got injured? Even if he wasn't injured, what if he stepped on some bugs, rabbits, and little creatures in such a hurry? Do we still have to give him something?
He was treated well.
Even if you can’t step on little bugs or rabbits, it’s not bad if you step on flowers, plants and the like. It’s everyone’s responsibility to take care of the lawn.”
Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help but said: "You are so long-winded. Do you think there is even one blade of grass within a hundred miles?"
"you again!"
Sun Wukong was originally going to continue beating Tang Monk, but suddenly he saw the dancing horse running away with the moonlight treasure box in his arms. He stretched out his arms to catch the dancing horse: "What bothers me the most is you guys like this."
He stretched his arm halfway, but was knocked back by Guanyin Bodhisattva with a whisk.
Sun Wukong said angrily: "You don't care if he grabs the treasure box, do you care about me?"
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said: "He is here to save people, and you are here to kill people. How can we compare them with each other? What's more, the treasure box will eventually be returned to its original owner."
…
The dancing horse was running in a hurry, so he didn't see what was happening behind him, and he didn't realize that if Guanyin Bodhisattva hadn't come to his aid, he would most likely have been penetrated by Sun Wukong's iron claws from behind through his chest.
Then the treasure box will be snatched away by Sun Wukong.
Zixia, however, watched every frame of what had just happened without blinking her eyes.
When Sun Wukong's iron claw was about to pass through the back of the dancing horse, Zixia had actually made up her mind to step forward and block the dancing horse, even if she was slapped to death by Sun Wukong, because this man had also been killed before.
He once risked his life for himself.
Later, the reason why Zixia didn't rush forward was not because she regretted, hesitated or had a profound enlightenment, but because Guanyin's whisk came too fast, and she couldn't catch up with the wick monster.
Since Wu Ma is already safe, there is no need for her to rush up and show how much she cares about Wu Ma. This is too hypocritical and artificial, and this is not Zixia's style.
In the incident just now, Zixia really saw clearly Wu Ma's spirit of sacrificing his own life, and his attitude of risking everything to go back to the past and save his wife.
What Coconut Heart said was true, Wu Ma was indeed willing to risk his life for everyone he loved. The only pity was that he had too many loved ones.
"Hello,"
Zixia came to Wu Ma, "I also got the treasure box, what are you going to do?"
"Goodbye," Wu Ma looked at her and smiled, "goodbye, my Fairy Zixia. Forgive me for being verbose, cold-blooded, and hurting you again."
Zixia said: "I don't!"
The dark clouds dispersed in the sky and the bright moonlight shone down.
Dancing Horse placed the treasure box on the ground and raised his right hand:
"Prajna-paramita!"
With a roar, a red light shot out from the treasure box and enveloped Wu Ma. Zixia hurriedly rushed towards the red light...
…
When the dancing horse appeared again, he found that he was back to the place where he met Sun Wukong just now.
Zixia was riding a cloud to lead him forward.
"What's wrong with you?" Zixia asked him.
"What's wrong..."
"Your expression is a bit strange."
"Don't worry about me yet," Wu Ma said, "Did Sun Wukong pass here just now?"
"Sun Wukong?"
"In other words, is there a light that looks like a meteor passing through here?"
"It's passed...Oh, look, he's back again."
Wu Ma thought about it. Since the moonlight treasure box has the words "Back to the future, turn back time" written on it, it must have the ability to travel five hundred years into the future. As for why it was messed up this time and went back to the past, probably
yes--
"The box was held upside down, and it was all in vain..." Wu Ma sighed, "It seems we have to do it again."
Wu Ma thought about it. The last time he used the Moonlight Treasure Box in Journey to the West was five hundred years ago. Success can be obtained casually. You must maintain enough tenacity and patience.
Of course, you have to remember to turn the box upside down next time.
…
Sun Wukong went and came back, staring at Zixia.
He opened his mouth and was about to say something.
Wu Ma pointed at Zixia's chest and said to him first: "Brother, what you want is here, grab it yourself. Don't expect her to hand it over to you, because she doesn't know it's here either.
."
Sun Wukong was stunned for a long time, and finally he grabbed Zixia's chest from the air, pulled out a yellow light, and held it in his hand.
Zixia took a look from a distance and saw that it was the Moonlight Treasure Box. She seemed to be shocked, "Little Pony! This treasure box..."
Wu Ma continued: "This treasure box really comes from my sister's place. I won't lie to you. I don't know how it got back to me..."
"you you,"
"You, you, you, you, what are you," Wu Ma said: "From now on, you will talk more nonsense. You are not allowed to speak, and you are not allowed to apply to me to speak, otherwise I will beat you."
After saying that, he turned around and looked at Sun Wukong, "What are you looking at? Do you still want to see men and women making love to each other? If you don't bother me, I'll be tired. Guanyin Bodhisattva is coming soon, why don't you run away."
"How do you know Guanyin is chasing me?"
"I also know that she chased you for three days and three nights. You didn't kill her because she was a woman. It wasn't because you were afraid of her."
Sun Wukong pointed at the dancing horse and was speechless for a long time. Finally he replied: "Yes, you are right. I am not afraid of her. I will wait for her here."
"Well, as expected of the Monkey King, you are the most talented."
The dancing horse's plan succeeded, and he quickly pulled Zixia to run up the sand dune. After running to the back of the sand dune, he stuck his head out and looked around again.
"Little Ma," Zixia said suddenly, "I vaguely feel that something is not quite right."
"What's wrong?"
"It seems like I have experienced what just happened again, and it seems a little different."
"Shut up," Wu Ma said, "I just told you to shut up."
"Look," Qingxia pointed to her mouth, "I am indeed shutting up."
Wu Ma was stunned and asked, "How do you close your mouth and still talk?"
"Ventriloquism, it's the basic skill of being a god. This trick was taught to me by Tathagata Buddha. Do you want to learn it?"
"I'm warning you. From now on, you are not allowed to speak or ventriloquism. If you delay important events, I will blame you."
"Big deal, what's the big deal? Hey, why should I use it?"
"boom!"
…
After a while, Sun Wukong threw away the Moonlight Box.
The dancing horse rushed out in advance, and when Tang Monk was about to grab the treasure box, the dancing horse kicked him, sending him flying out and grabbing the treasure box.
"oops,"
Tang Monk said:
"It really hurts. This donor, if you want me, just say it. Why hit me?"
It's wrong to hit someone. It's a violation of the precept of anger.
If you want it, just tell me and I'll give it to you. It's impossible for you to say no and I have to give it to you. You said you want it but I won't let it. I'm just afraid that it will fall to the ground as a treasure and pollute the environment.
, even if it doesn’t pollute the environment and hit flowers and plants, it’s still bad——”
"Shut up!"
Wu Ma and Sun Wukong shouted at the same time.
"Wow, the heroes see the same thing." Zixia said in ventriloquism from a distance.
In mid-air, Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded repeatedly.
"I'll leave this nagging old guy to you," Wu Ma pointed at Tang Monk and said to Sun Wukong, "I have something urgent to do and I have to go on my way. Let's meet again another day."
"Don't worry," Sun Wukong waved a friendly hand at him, "I will beat him until he can't even recognize his mother."
After the dancing horse ran away, Sun Wukong scratched his head and said,
"Strange, why should I listen to this brat?
I always feel a bit familiar and have an inexplicable sense of compatibility.
Hey, whatever, let’s fight Guanyin first and then…”
…
The dancing horse ran to the other side of the dune and hurriedly put the box on the ground.
This time, in order to go back five hundred years in the future, he deliberately changed the direction of the box from left to right and raised his arms toward the sky.
"Prajna-"
"Wait for me," Zixia shouted in ventriloquism: "Little Pony!"
"Paramit!"
A red light flashed and Zixia rushed in...
When the dancing horse appeared again, people were already in the hinterland of the desert.
…
Not far away, Zixia squatted in a deep pit, hugging her knees and sitting with her head bowed, looking like she was lost.
Why did I still go back to the past? Is there still a problem with the direction adjustment?
Wu Ma strode over and said, "Hey, Zixia, are you okay?"
"I'm sorry," Zixia raised her head, "I didn't find my sister and couldn't help you. Um... Weird, why do I use ventriloquism to speak? Hey, do you know what ventriloquism is? Do you want me to teach you?
You, my ventriloquism is..."
"Stop it, I know that ventriloquism is the basic skill of becoming a god, and I also know that your ventriloquism was learned from Tathagata Buddha. It is very powerful, but I am not interested."
Wu Ma pointed at Zixia's chest, "No need to look for your sister, the moonlight treasure box is right here, can you get it?"
If you can take it out, take it out quickly to save everyone's time.
Of course, it doesn’t matter if you can’t take it out. When Sun Wukong comes later, ask him to take it out for you. Although that would be more troublesome, I have the patience.”
"I don't understand what you are talking about at all."
"You," Wu Ma poked Zixia's chest, "the treasure box is here, can you get it?"
"Although you are my sweetheart, it's not good to do this. Otherwise..." Zixia blushed, "Kiss me first before talking?"
"I'm convinced!" Wu Ma clenched his fists, "You follow me! No, you summon those clouds and follow me!"
"I should be the one who summoned the clouds. You pointed in the direction and I took you there, right?"
"As you wish, hurry up! I'm on my way!"
Soon after……
The dancing horse flew up and kicked Tang Monk aside again.
"Oh! Why did you kick me again?"
Sun Wukong applauded from the side.
When Tang Monk was about to speak, Dancing Horse pointed at him and said, "Shut up, shut up, shut up!"
When they reached the other side of the sand dune, Dancing Horse changed the direction of the Moonlight Treasure Box and placed it on the ground again.
"Prajna-"
"Wait for me, Little Pony!" Zixia was very far away this time. Seeing the dancing horse being illuminated by the red light, she felt anxious, bit her finger, cast a powerful escape technique, and rushed in in the blink of an eye.
Inside the red light...
"Paramit!"
…
When the dancing horse appeared again, it was back to the lively market from before.
Zixia closed her eyes and kissed him.
Wu Ma was in a daze and was almost kissed on the mouth by Zixia.
"Go away,"
Wu Ma pushed Zixia away, "Let me tell you, I don't like you at all, even if I didn't have my wife, I wouldn't like you either.
What are you looking at? I know you feel very sad. I did it on purpose.
Do you want to get into my heart and see what I am thinking? Stop reading. It will be even more uncomfortable after reading it.
Why don't we all continue the process? Anyway, you can't take out the Moonlight Box from your chest now. You still have to wait until night to call Sun Wukong -" "No," Zixia said, "I want to see it!"
Saying that, he used the shrinking technique and got into the dancing horse's body in an instant.
The dancing horse immediately became motionless, and three robbers rushed up to touch his body.
After a while, Zixia shouted: "Whose hand is it, get out of the way."
"Monster." The robber was so frightened that he quickly ran away.
The dancing horse could also move. When he looked up, Zixia had already run into the crowd far away. Judging from her figure and movements, she seemed to be very happy.
"What are you doing...it's a waste of time, Zixia, wait for me! You can't do it alone!"
The dancing horse hurriedly caught up.
…
At night, the dancing horse kicked Tang Monk away again and snatched the Moonlight Box from him.
Returning to the back of the sand dune, this time Wu Ma stood the moonlight treasure box upright, "If it doesn't succeed this time, I will go to the Consumers Association to complain!"
Not far away, Zixia asked in ventriloquism: "What is the Consumers Association?"
"It's the Consumers Association!"
"What is a consumer association?"
"Prajna-"
The dancing horse raised its right hand and said, "Paramit!"
“Is the Consumer Association a jackfruit?”
A red light flashed, covering the dancing horse.
On the other side, Zixia bit her finger again, but saw that there was already a wound on her finger, "Escape Technique!" The voice fell, and she turned into a shadow and got into the red light.
…
When Wu Ma woke up again, he found that he was back in the demon cave full of branches, but there was no one around him and the surroundings were silent.
The sky was bright and the cave wall and floor were covered with dust.
Is he in the future or in the past? Who can give an answer?
"Zixia?"
"General Ruby?"
"Liu Yanzhi?"
"Sun Wukong?"
"Tang Sanzang!"
"Bai Jingjing!"
"Spring Thirty Mother!"
"The Bull Demon King!"
"Princess Iron Fan!"
"The Bull Demon King's sister!"
"Bajie! Sha Seng!"
"Ultraman!"
"One punch!"
"Luffy!"
"Naruto!"
"Linghu Chong!"
"Super Saiyan!"
"Spider-Man!"
…
"Richie!"
I shouted hoarsely, but no one answered.
The dancing horse walked along the long corridor inside the cave, with vines hanging everywhere, almost tripping him again.
Walking all the way to the entrance of the cave, turning on the switch, the cave door slowly opened and bright sunlight came in. Everything looked extremely friendly and familiar.
The dancing horse slowly walked out of the cave and touched his arms, and he found the moonlight treasure box.
It's daytime now, so the Moonlight Box can't be used. In this case, it's definitely not safe to put it on him.
Wu Ma didn't think too much and quickly found a bush, threw the treasure box into it and hid it.
After Fang hid, the sound of leisurely footsteps came from the distance.
Looking up into the distance, a woman draped in white gauze and black clothes, who looks exactly like Li Hongyu, is walking slowly towards this side, leading a donkey...
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I would also recommend another book called "The Way to Become a Leader of a Cultivation Sect". It is a peerless good book and a very large one. Taoist friends who have not read it must read it.