In the backyard of Ji Lei Mountain, in the Zixia Courtyard, inside the main house.
"Bitch!"
The Bull Demon King smashed the wooden table with his palm, "Are you bluffing me?"
"I said I came here to think about it," Zixia said, "I didn't say when I would think about it."
"Then I just wait? You have to think about it for a year or two, that's it. If you think about it for ten thousand years, I won't even have my ashes."
"Why don't you have any confidence in yourself? The Bull Demon King's power is boundless, Sun Wukong can fly 108,000 miles with a somersault, and you can live 18,000 years just by sneezing."
"Don't give me such a high hat, I don't have that much time for you to think about it. Let alone a year or two, I can't wait for a day or two. All the monsters in the Tatar world have been invited to me. I have to cancel the wedding at this juncture.
Don't want to lose face?
We can’t delay it, these monsters are all pot-bellied arhats, damn it, if we eat for ten more days, no, it won’t take ten days, if we eat for three more days, I, Ji Lei Shan, will be eaten dry.”
"Hey, the mighty Bull Demon King is so stingy," Zixia pouted, "I'm not married to you yet. If I really marry you, I don't know how stingy I will be."
"You have to look at the problem from another angle," the Bull Demon King pointed at Moyun Cave: "After you marry me, the entire Moyun Cave, as well as our family's Birthing Spring, Drill Head Mountain, and Eight
Baili Huoyan Mountain, Long Live Mountain, these real estates belong to our husband and wife. If you help me save money now, aren't you helping yourself to save money?"
Zixia thought for a while, "What you said makes sense."
"That's not possible." The Bull Demon King rushed forward and wanted to hug Zixia. "Baby, please obey me quickly. I'm so anxious that I can't wait any longer!"
"Let's wait first," Zixia held the purple-green sword in front of her, and the Bull Demon King's nose hit the scabbard. "In this case, if you can pull out the purple-green sword, I will marry you."
The Bull Demon King said: "Aren't you superstitious? How can anyone decide their husband by drawing a sword?"
"What, you don't have confidence? If you refuse to draw your sword, don't blame me for not giving you a chance. As for me, I will think about it slowly."
"Pull out! Pull out, pull out, pull out," the Bull Demon King took the sword, held it in his hand, looked at it for a long time, mustered up his courage, and pulled it out suddenly——
Just a whooshing sound was heard, and the sword was unsheathed, shining with silver light.
"ah!"
Zixia took a step back and looked at the purple-green sword with an incredible expression on her face.
"Haha, how about it? Are we a match made in heaven?" said the Bull Demon King, "What else do you have to say?"
"It turns out it's you, but it made me search so hard!"
Zixia was stunned for a long time, her body trembled, she stepped forward and held the Bull Demon King's hand, "Don't think about it, let's get married. The wedding will be held tomorrow night, no, tonight!"
...
"Oh, Zixia baby,"
The Bull Demon King hurried out of the door,
"Why didn't you let me draw my sword earlier? Now it's suddenly said that there is a wedding. I haven't even washed my face. There are still a lot of things and processes to prepare, so I have to hurry up and organize them."
Zixia said: "How do people know that you are really their crush?"
"Okay, okay, good things take a long time. I don't mean to blame you, but I can't accompany you now. I'll give instructions to those calves so as not to delay the business, hahahaha... That's it, we'll see you in the bridal chamber tonight
."
After saying that, he winked at Zixia and walked away happily.
Zixia shivered and turned back to the house.
"You can just dream about becoming a ghost."
As she spoke, she turned her right hand over and held out a bronze key. It was really not easy for her to get this key.
I bent down to untie the magic-forbidden chains on my feet and moved my hands and feet. There were two bruise marks on my ankles, which were very painful.
Zixia put away the chain, and spit out a cloud of purple light mist from her mouth. She blew away the light mist with her breath, revealing a lifelike, palm-sized puppet with a face that was the same as Zixia's.
He bit his finger, dripped three drops of blood on the puppet's head, and murmured:
"The self-puppet is as real as an illusion, and you can save yourself from suffering and achieve perfection!"
As he spoke, purple mist filled the air and billowed. When the purple mist dissipated, a puppet with eyes closed appeared, just like Zixia.
"Open your eyes!"
The doll opens its eyes.
"say!"
The doll shook its head.
"Hey, it's a pity that the puppetry technique hasn't been practiced to the Dzogchen yet, otherwise the Jade Emperor wouldn't be able to tell that this is a Xibei."
Zixia sighed and stuffed a transparent ball into the puppet.
"The pearl of sound and image enters the belly of the puppet. What I say is mine, what I hear is mine, what I see is mine, and what I feel is mine. It is difficult to distinguish..."
Just as she was talking, she suddenly heard the sound of the door opening in the courtyard. Zixia quickly tied the forbidden magic chain to the ankle of the doll and hid it in the backyard.
The Bull Demon King walked into Zixia's house and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Zixia drawing eyebrows and applying makeup in front of the mirror table.
I lowered my head and looked at the ground, and sure enough I saw the key lost in the crack of the bricks. I thought to myself: It turned out to be here, which made me suspicious for a long time.
He pretended not to see it and stepped on it.
Then, with a flick of his finger, the key was held in his hand out of thin air.
It was only then that Zixia seemed to notice the movement on the side, turned around and said, "Hey, why are you back so soon? Have you finished giving orders?"
"Suddenly I miss you a little bit," the Bull Demon King walked towards Zixia and hugged her up. "How about the two of us take care of the bridal chamber first?"
"No," Zixia covered her face as if she was blushing, "Get out of here and come back tonight."
The Bull Demon King quickly looked at her ankle and saw that the magic-forbidden chain was indeed still there, and he was completely relieved.
"Hahahahaha~"
The Bull Demon King gently put down Zixia, "Your shy look really makes me happy. If I hadn't planned the wedding ceremony tonight, I would have got rid of you now."
After that, he walked out of the courtyard with a big smile.
After he left, Zixia walked from the backyard to the front hall and patted the puppet on the shoulder with an unbearable look on her face.
Bullying by evil cows.”
After saying that, he manipulated the audio-visual orb, pretending to be a human puppet, and said: "My sister is so bad, I feel disgusted. I don't want to let that stinky cow take advantage of her, but she asked me to suffer that sin."
He took the audio-visual orb away and replied with a smile: "At least you won't vomit. Unlike me, vomiting too much will hurt your stomach."
After I finished speaking, I was very amused and laughed to myself for a long time.
Then he took the hand of the puppet, and each puppet hummed a song and spun around in circles, like a pair of twin sisters.
At the end, Zixia finally let go of her hand and threw the puppet on the bed, "I have other things to do. How about you, help me hold the position and wait for me to find you a person who is upright, cool and suave."
, a responsible and charming brother-in-law is here."
…
Outside the courtyard wall, several little demons were watching. Zixia turned into a light purple breeze and left quietly. However, they did not rush to the outside of Jilei Mountain. Instead, they first went for a walk in many small caves near Moyun Cave. Sure enough,
In a small cave, three masters and disciples of Tang Monk were found.
She cast a calming spell with the monsters guarding the door, and then turned into a breeze and entered the cave. She was listening to Tang Monk and his two disciples exchanging their experiences of being a human being and cultivating Buddhism, talking about everything from firewood, rice, oil and salt, to birds and beasts, to great rivers.
pole.
Zixiafang listened to a few words and her head was already two big. Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were lying on the ground, one covering his ears and the other frothing.
"Three Masters,"
Zixia hurriedly appeared and untied the three of them, "Come with me quickly, lest we have a Tang Monk Banquet tonight."
Tang Seng stood up quickly and slapped the two apprentices awake, "Let's go quickly. I didn't expect that I couldn't subdue the monster at the door with all my chanting. You two surrendered first instead of living up to expectations."
Zixia smiled and said: "I saw that the monsters at the door all had two thick balls of cotton stuffed in their ears. They couldn't even hear my footsteps. I guess it was the master's work."
"Ashamed, ashamed," Tang Monk clasped his hands together, "I don't know why the girl took the risk to come here to rescue us."
"You are my sweetheart's master, and these two are my sweetheart's junior brothers, so naturally I want to save them."
"Hey, girl, please listen to my advice. How can a Buddhist be your sweetheart?"
"Master, listen to my advice——"
"Girl, no matter what you say, you can't shake the young monk's firm will."
"Master, if we don't run away, the Bull Demon King will come after us."
Tang Seng was the first to rush out.
The three masters and apprentices left the cave, and Zixia threw three puppets into the cave. They also looked like the three masters, but they were not as lifelike as the one Zixia had just made. There were no extra audio-visual orbs to put into the puppets' bellies.
Throw it away.
Zixia escorted the three masters and disciples all the way to the outside of Jilei Mountain. When it was time to separate, Tang Sanzang said:
"Why do you want to return to Ji Lei Mountain, girl? Do you really want to marry the Bull Demon King?"
Zixia said: "I have good intentions, so I don't need Master to worry about me."
"I only have one warning for the girl,"
Tang Monk clasped his hands together and said:
"What you see may not be what you see. There is God's will in the dark, and it is difficult to disobey God's will. When the end of the road is reached and the cliff is the end, changing your mind may not mean there is no way back."
Zixia said: "If I can walk hand in hand with the one I love, I will dare to go through mountains of swords, seas of fire, abyss, and even hell and underworld."
After that, he turned towards Jilei Mountain and turned into a clear purple wind, disappearing into the vast forest.
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