Chapter 234 Han Wei's dream and the monkey with the antenna overhead
Zixia returned to Jilei Mountain and returned to the vicinity of Moyun Cave. She searched the surrounding small caves and soon saw Xiangxiang in a cave guarded by several monsters.
She cast a immobilization spell with the guarding monster and slipped in alone. She saw Xiangxiang lying on a wooden bed, still in a coma.
Then he slapped the other person awake and said:
"Hey, Xiangxiang, come with me."
"Hmm~" Xiangxiang rubbed her eyes, "What, my name is not Xiangxiang."
Zixia was stunned for a moment, "Aren't you the sister of the Bull Demon King?"
Xiangxiang looked at Zixia, looked around, and then looked at her clothes, "Oh~ turns out I'm still in a dream."
He hurriedly turned around and looked around, "Where's the dancing horse? Since it was in my dream, the dancing horse must still be there."
Dancing horse!
Come out quickly, I know you are here—"
"Hello~"
Zixia quickly covered her mouth, "Are you afraid that others won't know that I came to save you?"
Xiangxiang's mouth was covered, so she had to blink her eyes to indicate that she understood.
Zixia let go of her hand and Xiangxiang said: "My name is Han Wei, what's your name?
By the way, I thought I saw you last night in the wilderness."
"Zixia, my name is Zixia,"
Zixia looked at Han Wei and said, "Looking at it, you seem to be a little different from the Xiangxiang you had before using the Soul Transferring Technique last night."
"Zixia... Niu Demon King, Xiangxiang... ah!" Han Wei lost her voice and said, "Is it possible... that I went to Westward Journey?"
"If you talk again, I'll knock you out."
Zixia covered her mouth again, "Let's escape first and then talk about it... By the way, what kind of nonsense is Journey to the West..."
…
The two escaped from the cave and reached the depths of Jilei Mountain Forest. Only then did Zixia ask Han Wei:
"Since you are not Xiangxiang, how come you occupy Xiangxiang's body?
Also, how do you know that Sun Wukong is not Sun Wukong but Dancing Horse?"
"Do you have a mirror?" Han Wei stretched out her hand.
Zixia handed Han Wei a small round mirror. Han Wei took the mirror and looked at it, and immediately opened her mouth, "Weird!"
"how."
"Although I am not Xiangxiang, this Xiangxiang looks exactly like me outside."
"What a mess...I'm confused by you."
"I've probably figured it out," Han Wei said, "I should be in a dream now. In the dream, I came to this world. Let's just call it the Westward Journey world.
As for me, who is dreaming, my body is still in another world called the end of the world.
In this way, it is explained.
I am dreaming. My identity in the dream is Xiangxiang, the younger sister of the Bull Demon King. So Xiangxiang’s face is naturally exactly the same as the owner of the dream.
By the way, the dancing horse you just mentioned, the man who is now playing Sun Wukong, is my first boyfriend, who originally came to the apocalyptic world with me..."
At this point, Han Wei's voice gradually became softer and her tone was low, "Unfortunately, he has died in that world now."
"Oh~ I understand."
Han Wei grabbed Zixia's hand, "Really?"
"I understand there is something wrong with your brain, but it doesn't matter,"
Zixia pointed to her temple, "I'm not normal sometimes. I even suffered from schizophrenia before."
"..."
Han Wei took a deep breath, "Forget it, you are the character in my dream, why should I explain it to you? Where is the dancing horse? I want to see him, where is he now?"
"have no idea."
"have no idea?"
"Yes, the Bull Demon King slapped him away yesterday."
"How far can the Bull Demon King's fan generally reach?"
"Not much, just a few thousand miles."
"Then please tell me which direction the Bull Demon King slapped you from, and I'll go find him."
"You do have some ideas..." Zixia looked at Han Wei and nodded, "But, I advise you to stay here, Wu Ma will come back by himself."
"Why?"
"He's coming to save me...and you."
"That's true," Han Wei nodded, "It was also the case in the last days. He even risked his life to save me."
As he spoke, his eyes darkened.
Suddenly something came to mind, "No, why do we have to have him come to save us? We have already escaped, right? Why do we still need him to take risks and go find him?"
"The Bull Demon King is going to marry me tonight," Zixia shook her head, "Wuma must have guessed that he will definitely come tonight. We don't want to go anywhere, lest he make his trip in vain."
"Oh~"
Han Wei nodded, "By the way, although it was my own dream, I still can't figure it out - why did you save me? Don't you also like horse dancing? We should be considered love rivals."
"because,"
Zixia smiled and turned around, looking towards the blue sky and white clouds in the distance,
"There is something Dancing Horse told me, but I haven't told you yet."
Han Wei didn't understand it, but she thought that this dream was confusing, but it was really interesting. It would be nice if she could wake up later.
It’s okay not to wake up.
…
It's night, gongs and drums are noisy, firecrackers are blasting, and colorful flags are fluttering.
In the Tatar realm, all the demons have arrived.
The white and tender Tang Monk has been stewed in a large pot with a diameter of one foot, and it was stewed at noon.
Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng each held a large cucumber and put it in as a garnish.
The badger chef in charge said that Tang Monk looked white and tender, but it was really spicy when stewed.
The strange thing is that Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk are also very difficult to stew. After stewing for an afternoon, the skin of the meat has not become softer at all.
The Bull Demon King sent the Calf Demon to ask about the situation. Master Badger said:
"Looking at this situation, we have to stew for another month or so...
Just let the king dip the green onions in the sauce and eat them raw."
The calf demon returned to the bull demon king, who said:
"It tastes fishy when eaten raw. If there are parasites in Tang Monk's stomach, they must not be transmitted to me and Xia'er.
If you can endure the stewing, you can endure the stewing. After the wedding ceremony is completed later, I will tell the truth to all my colleagues in the demon world who are waiting to eat Tang Monk’s banquet. If they are patient, just wait. If they are impatient, go back first. I will tell you the truth when the time comes.
I can still eat a few more bites.”
What he was thinking about was that he still didn't know whether Tang Monk was real or fake.
"Got the order!"
The gongs and drums outside suddenly sounded intensively, and a little monster shouted: "Your Majesty, the auspicious time has arrived."
"I know, why are you so anxious?"
The Bull Demon King led Zixia out of the bride's boudoir.
Zixia was wearing a red scarf and her face could no longer be seen clearly, but a circle of blush could be seen on her fair neck.
This gave the Bull Demon King a strange fantasy, as if he was really going to enter the bridal chamber with Zixia tonight - although he knew better than anyone else that the person holding his arm at the moment was no longer the real Qingxia.
So, he got excited, leaned into the bride's ear, said some very dirty words, and described in detail the intimate scene that would happen between the two people during the night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber tonight.
The bride became angry and replied with three words - "son of a bitch."
The Bull Demon King laughed and pulled the bride onto the central open-air stage...
…
Somewhere in the forest of Jilei Mountain.
"Bah! Bah! Bah!"
Zixia cursed.
Han Wei asked her: "What's wrong?"
Zixia said: "This Bull Demon King is so dishonest and always talks dirty things, which makes me sick and miserable."
"What did you say?"
"I don't know. As soon as he started talking, I turned off the sound."
"..."
As he was talking, a meteor suddenly flashed across the sky.
"Hey, look!" Zixia grabbed Han Wei's hand, "Meteor! That must be the dancing horse."
Han Wei said: "How did you know?"
"How could I not know?"
Zixia looks at the sky,
"Can't you feel his pain and anger at this moment? What a strong emotion, I feel it, and I also feel that he is in great pain at this moment, which makes me feel so uncomfortable."
Zixia said, she made a magic spell and shot a purple light towards the shooting star.
After a while, the meteor changed its direction and fell straight towards this side.
When it landed on the ground, it immediately transformed into a human form. When Zixia saw clearly, what landed was an "antenna" with the upper half of its head strangled by a gold steel ring into the thickness of a needle tube. It had a solemn expression, a bit like an alien monkey.
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