Birdman and Zhang Li met decades ago. The crows that were shot out of Baihua Mountain because they drank wine and had no money got dizzy and recognized the wrong direction. They ran to the uninhabited mountains thousands of miles away from Longhu Mountain. They happened to see
Seeing Zhang Li who was almost dead due to injuries caused by the thunderstorm. With the idea of "attack while it's hot", the birdman flew to the side of this young human female monk and carefully
After observing for a long time, "Oh, I'm not dead, I can't 'take advantage of the heat'." He injected his black magic power into Zhang Li's body, and then withdrew it, and all the aura of illness, death, and death in her body disappeared. He gently put it on her shoulders.
, "Airport, washboard, Princess Taiping, Tianfu Plain..." Birdman babbled nonsense and placed her in a hot spring.
"Girl, are you awake?" The drunken birdman said with a wicked smile, "Girl, if I save your life, do you want to give me your life? Hehehehe..."
"Ah! Monster!" Zhang Li saw that he was sitting naked in the hot spring with a monster in front of him. He immediately thought of some stories about lecherous ghosts and monsters in his mind. He was filled with fear, anger, sorrow and hatred, and he rushed towards the birdman with a burst of mana.
"Hey hey hey, it's really coming." Because he had just experienced a lightning strike and his meridians were shattered, Zhang Li's spell did not come out, and he just threw his body towards the birdman. The crow was overjoyed, "hey hey hey, come on, come on, come on, no
I thought I could end my virginity today, hehehe..." This idiot is the worst of all. He was unbearably sleepy at the critical moment and fell asleep. "You can do it yourself, I'm sleepy."
Of course, things did not develop according to Birdman's ideas. After experiencing the initial "confusion", Zhang Li carefully checked himself, "Shou Gongsha is still there, and his injuries have been slightly relieved. Doesn't he... don't have that me? He is really just
Save me?" After picking up the clothes from the hot spring, Zhang Li left directly, and it was already several days before the crow woke up.
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"Didi, di, di,..." Hetu Luoshu's security system flashed rapidly, and several immortals immediately surrounded the birdman at the gate.
"Um..." Crow saw those people holding mahogany swords facing him and said, "That...that...I'm not a bad person."
"Hey! You devil, you still have to quibble!" Several human immortals slowly approached the birdman, and the peach wood sword was full of dangerous magic power.
"Wait!" At this "actually not very critical" moment, a very, very, very, very... very beautiful woman flew out of the campus and said, "Let him in."
"This..." several immortal security guards hesitated, "Principal Luoshen, the alarm is sounding, this person is an evil spirit."
"Don't worry, I know him." Luo Shen looked at Birdman with a complicated expression.
"..." Crow ignored Luo Shen who "rescued" him, and went to look at the lively swing with a cold face.
"Alas~" Luo Shen shook his head and said nothing, "No matter what means this person uses to enter the campus from now on, leave him alone. He has the same level of authority as me." After saying that, the figure disappeared.
"This..." Zhang Li, who had just entered the door, was confused when he heard what Principal Luoshen said. "That guy is a monster, how could he..." If he didn't understand, he didn't think much about it. It is said that the water in Fuxi No. 1 Middle School is very deep.
Knowing too much can easily lead to trouble.
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"Haha, stinky crow, do you know how powerful your swing aunt is? Hahaha..." Swing squeaked and said to the birdman, "Tsk, tsk, tsk, I didn't expect to earn such a large amount of money before going to school, hahaha...
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"Little fox! Stop talking nonsense and give me half!" Crow grabbed the swing and tried to change it, "Quickly, quickly, hand over the fairy stone."
"Ah!" Swing shouted in a very sharp voice, "It's indecent, it's indecent, this monster is indecent!"
"Hey! He Fang...why is it you again!" The human-immortal security guard who was at the door just now came up and held down the bird-man, "Who are you? What are you going to do!"
"Well, well, brothers, I am her father and she stole my money. This is just a family conflict." Birdman explained.
"Is he your father?" the security guard asked the swing.
"Whoosh!" The swing transformed into a fox, "How can a crow be my father? I don't know him."
"You little fox, you tricked me again!" Birdman threatened through gritted teeth, "See how I deal with you later!"
"Hey! Don't think you can do whatever you want just because you have connections with the higher ups!" the security guard said, "I'm telling you, you are not allowed to get close to this girl, otherwise I will deal with you even if you have connections with the principal!"
"Yes, yes, brother, I was wrong. Why don't I hide from her?" Birdman looked for a wall and squatted down in despair. He felt resentful.
"Hmph!" The security guard turned back to the swing and said, "Girl, here... Fuxi No. 1 Middle School, I suggest you not to show your true colors easily. There are too many people here." He pointed meaningfully at the surroundings and stared at him with strange eyes.
A human boy and girl watching on a swing.
"I understand." Swing nodded and transformed into a human form again.
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A few days later, all registered students arrived and the opening ceremony began.
According to the previously arranged order, students and parents were divided into two square formations and gathered in the center of the campus.
"Worship the Holy Mother!" Luo Shen stood at the front of the phalanx, kneeling sincerely and respectfully in front of a statue of Nuwa. The students and parents behind her also knelt down, except for the birdman at the base of the wall.
"..." Luo Shen sensed that the crow did not kneel down, but did not speak. After three kowtows, she stood up and said, "The Holy Mother created man and ushered in the great prosperity of our clan. Bow again!" Kneel down and kowtow, and kowtow three times again this time. Then she stood up.
, "The Holy Mother mends the sky, bless all the people in the world, worship again!" Kneel down and kowtow three times. The human icon of the Holy Mother who accepted the salute of everyone shines with a white light that reaches the sky, crosses the Hetu Luoshu defense system, and reaches the sky, with an astonishing momentum.
"Worship the Emperor!" Luo Shen led everyone to kowtow to a statue of the same size on the left side of the Virgin Mary statue. "The Eight Diagrams are established to impart life and life. Wedding customs, texts, rituals, and eight directions are established. The merits are immeasurable..."
There are two slightly smaller statues next to the statue of Nuwa Fuxi, namely the Earth Emperor Shennong and the Human Emperor Xuanyuan. Luo Shen led everyone to bow to them several times according to the rules. It is strange that the Birdman did not stand alone this time
There, we kowtow together.
At the end of the kowtow, three white lights were released from the holy statue and slowly floated towards the world.
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"Has school started?" Somewhere in the wilderness, a splendid palace floated in the sky.
"Mother, there is news from Huoyun Cave." A girl reported.
"Which Fire Cloud Cave? The red boy one, or..."
"It's the one from the three grandfathers." the girl answered.
"What's up?"
"The Emperor said that the fortunes of the world are changing, and Buddhism and Taoism are flourishing. Please be careful," the girl said.
"Brother, as the emperor of the human race, he can clearly feel the changes in the human race. It is not wrong to think about it, but... what can I do? Hehehe, alas ~ let them fight for it."
"Empress," the girl knew that "Empress" was unhappy, so she changed the subject and said, "When Sun Wukong arrives at Pingding Mountain, he should soon have a confrontation with Daozu's disciples."
"oh?"
"Taozu gave five treasures to help out. I don't know how long they can last under Sun Wukong." The girl laughed.
"Haha. Those five things are all powerful items. Although the Gold and Silver Boy is still very young, but with the treasure in hand, Wukong...hehehe..."