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060: Taste of White House

Less than half an hour later, Xiaohua came in with a glass bottle, handed the bottle to Zhang Cong, and sat on the kang again to adjust her breathing without asking a word.

Zhang Cong looked suspicious. He looked at the potion in his hand, then at Xiao Hua, who was adjusting her breathing with her eyes closed, and couldn't help but ask: "Hua'er, why don't you ask me what I am doing to make this potion?"

Without opening her eyes, Xiaohua said casually: "You are my husband-in-law. I just do whatever you ask me to do. Anyway, everything you ask me to do is right. Even if you kill someone, that's the person who deserves to be killed."

Zhang Cong's eyes widened and he looked at Xiaohua in disbelief. In his heart, Xiaohua was originally a timid and cowardly little girl. How could she become like this? Could it be that her temperament had changed due to practicing Taoism?

Zhang Cong hesitated and asked: "Hua'er, your personality has changed a lot. You are much stronger than when you were in Ganoderma Village. Has cultivation changed you?"

Xiaohua opened her eyes and looked at Zhang Cong, with a look of tenacity on her face: "Brother Cong, this has nothing to do with cultivation. When my mother and I came out of Ganoderma Village, weren't we forced by the Wang family? Because we are honest and weak.

, so he was forced to leave his hometown.

When we arrived at the Liu family, they treated my mother and I as servants, even worse than servants. When my mother was sick, the Liu family opened a pharmacy, but no one came to see my mother and get some medicine. If we hadn't

Because I have been waiting for you, I have already left. Even if I die, I must die with dignity.

Now you have seen that when we moved out, the Liu family was still using me as a bargaining chip to try to get some benefits back for the Liu family. The man named Bai was also interested in the new house we bought. Brother Cong, let me tell you, I am

Even if it is burned down, the Bai family will not get it, and Xiaohua will never be so cowardly again."

Zhang Cong suddenly felt that he was relieved a lot. Xiaohua has really grown up now and is no longer a little girl who can be bullied. He is really relieved because he knows that the road to spiritual practice is not smooth at all.

, the life and death he faced was more direct. Only calm and decisive Huan could survive. Xiaohua's change gave him hope.

Zhang Cong looked at Xiao Hua and said with a smile: "I will put this potion into the Bai family's well tonight. I have never thought about killing anyone, but it is appropriate to teach the Bai family a lesson. Who dared him to have a crush on you?

"

After hearing this, Xiaohua covered her mouth and kept laughing, and suddenly said: "If I had known you were going to drug the Bai family, I would have added some ghost spider eggs, so that the Bai family would be covered with itchy ringworm, and the more they scratched, the more smelly they would be.

.”

Zhang Cong opened his mouth again and held up the small bottle and handed it to Xiaohua.

As night fell, Zhang Cong put on his concealment clothes and was about to go out, but Xiao Hua behind him looked at him with an envious look on his face, making him feel uncomfortable all over.

"Hua, I'm here to poison you, not to do charity. You don't have to look at me with such admiration."

Xiaohua covered her mouth and laughed: "Aren't you doing justice for heaven? Besides, I envy these invisibility clothes. If I had two of them, I could go with you. It's quite enjoyable to think about it."

Zhang Cong was dumbfounded. He turned to look at Xiaohua and asked, "How about giving it to your uncle and the others?"

Xiaohua pointed her finger at Zhang Cong and stared at him. Zhang Cong stepped on his feet and disappeared into the night.

Zhang Cong was not bad enough to actually drug someone's well. As soon as he entered, he caught up with the Bai family having dinner. There were a large table with more than twenty people. He directly poured the drug into the soup and watched.

After everyone in the room finished drinking the soup, he left the restaurant with satisfaction.

He stood behind Bai Feixue for a long time, and the boy didn't notice at all. Zhang Cong couldn't help but add a lot more ingredients to his bowl, then got up and left the house, squatting on the roof to wait for the show.

As a result, before dinner was finished, the sound of farts was heard one after another in the room, and then a large room of people ran to the toilet holding their stomachs, and a stench wafted out through the windows.

There was simply no room for so many people in the toilet, so those who didn't get a hold of the toilet immediately pooped their pants, causing both men and women to wail.

The servants in the house didn't know what happened, so they rushed over and saw that the entire Bai family had diarrhea. They quickly covered their noses and went back to the house to change clothes, but before they could enter the house, they had diarrhea again.

In just a moment, the entire White House was filled with smoke and stench. The housekeeper quickly sent people to find the doctor. After a while, almost all the doctors in the town came. More than a dozen doctors covered their noses and took their pulse again.

Those who looked at the feces again shook their heads and ran away, and no one was found to be sick.

The most serious one is Bai Feixue, the young master. He didn't grab the toilet pit, but ended up pooping his pants directly. This kid was lucky and vomited. It turned out that he was not lucky, but luckily, this luck accelerated the evaporation of the medicine.

The circulation, not only did not stop the ejaculation, but the pull became even harder, and it could not be stopped. The foul-smelling yellow soup spurted out with each loud fart, dyeing his snow-white pants directly into khaki.

Now Bai Feixue is lying on the ground in front of the toilet, not daring to move at all. His whole body is covered with feces. Even the servants cover their noses and hide away. No one wants to get close to him.

Zhang Cong himself was about to pee laughing, but he didn't dare to laugh out loud. He suppressed his laughter and flew away from Bai's house. As soon as he entered the courtyard, he covered his mouth and started laughing. He couldn't hold it in anymore.

Zhang Cong was laughing in the yard late at night, still wearing a concealment cloak. Aunt Cuihua, who heard the voice, looked at him suspiciously and asked: "What are you doing out wearing this? You're not doing anything bad, are you?"

?”

Zhang Cong quickly raised his hands and said: "Absolutely not, your uncle is not that kind of person at all." After speaking, he ducked into Xiaohua's room. Within a minute, a burst of mixed male and female laughter could be heard in the room.

Aunt Cuihua shook her head: "Are these two children stupid? What's so funny in the middle of the night?" She shook her head and went back to the house to rest.

Zhang Cong and Xiao Hua were laughing so much that they were lying on the kang unable to move. Xiao Hua hit Zhang Cong with her fist: "I don't care, I will follow him next time something good like this happens."

Zhang Cong held back his laughter and said, "It's a good thing I didn't take you there. If you had gone, you would probably have laughed and wouldn't have been discovered? I was holding back. I don't even know what the Bai Mansion is like now. I probably can't get in."

Gone."

After saying this, both of them covered their mouths and laughed.

After a night of hard work, the Bai family just lay down for more than twenty people, and the only ones who could stand were servants. The doctors they called said they couldn't find any symptoms, so they prescribed some dry medicine, but no matter what you take,

Within a few minutes, he was covering his pants with shit and farts.

Things about the Bai family are spreading like wildfire. It's useless even if you don't go out and talk about it. You can smell it from far away. The whole Bai family is so smelly that you don't even dare to come near. It's so irritating to your eyes. Now the whole family is suffering.

’s servant.

She disliked the smell but couldn't leave. She didn't dare to show too much disgust in front of the Bai family, and she had to pretend not to smell it. This was too difficult. Many young maids kept vomiting in disgust, adding to the Bai family.

Got a new flavor.

Soon everyone in Panlong Town knew about the Bai family's affairs. The smell was spread far and wide, and it was impossible to hide it. When the maid who came home exhausted from vomiting mentioned it, the matter became even more serious.

As the news spread, many people said that the Bai family had done too many bad things and were being punished.

This diarrhea is weird, the intestines are empty, but the farts still keep coming, and this person is hungry and thirsty. As soon as he eats and drinks, he starts to have diarrhea again. When daybreak, everyone has large flowers growing on their bodies and faces.

The ringworm was itchy and unbearable, and would burst when scratched, with yellow water dripping out. It was extremely smelly, which made the Bai family even more wailing.

Bai Feixue, the young master of the Bai family, had completely lost his arrogant attitude at this time. He collapsed on the kang and kept farting loudly. He scratched the tinea versicolor all over his face and it bled, but he still couldn't stop the piercing itch.

I want to scratch it.

The medicine prescribed by the doctor didn't work at all, but the pain was still severe. Bai Feixue thought hard and didn't know why the whole family was infected collectively. Although it was not a fatal disease, it was more uncomfortable than death. He just hoped

I hope Uncle Wu will get a message from Fei Ge and come back soon.

Bai Song, the fifth uncle of the Bai family, is the outer deacon of the Xuanjian Sect. To put it bluntly, he is just a small steward. However, the family lives in the Jinluan Palace, and the Xuanjian Sect is the largest sect in Linzhou. This makes it difficult for him to

The Bai family's worth has increased a hundred times.

Bai Song has a cultivation level in the middle stage of Foundation Establishment, which is the middle level in Xuanjian Sect. But outside, he is a big boss. He made an exception and accepted Bai Feixue into the outer sect and became an outer sect disciple. He wanted to

Let the Bai family embrace the Xuanjian Sect and become a large cultivation sect. In the future, even if he is old, he can still gain a foothold in the world.

Zhang Cong and Xiao Hua have been happy and relaxed these days. They went to the mountains to practice when they had nothing to do. Xiao Hua's Shenfu was almost in the middle stage of Qi training. This surprised Zhang Cong, who always thought he was a genius.

He even wondered if Xiao Hua was some rare supernatural root.

Although Zhang Cong is successful in cultivation, he is unable to identify spiritual roots, because this requires special equipment, and he has almost no understanding of this aspect. Although it is introduced in the master's collection of books, if he wants to identify spiritual roots with spiritual recognition, he must

He has a golden elixir cultivation level, but he is still far behind.

However, according to his feeling, Xiaohua's spiritual roots are definitely rare. From the beginning of marrow cleansing to now, in less than half a month, she can recite the Poison Meridian by heart, and her swordsmanship has obviously distanced herself from Aunt Cuihua. According to

Zhang Cong judged that at this time, Xiaohua's poison and sword skills were enough to resist the monks in the late stage of Qi training.

Without Zhang Cong's guidance, this girl has already mastered the fusion of poison and swordsmanship. Not only has she refined the sword with several toxins several times, but she has also made several kinds of poisonous smoke herself.

Zhang Cong is now relieved that this girl is walking outside by herself. After all, foundation-building monks are rare in the world, and golden elixirs are even rarer.

However, Zhang Cong's idea ultimately led him to make a big mistake. He had no idea that the storm in Linzhou was still in the brewing stage and that it was not far away from a major outbreak.


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