Wei Hao felt a little sorry for letting a group of water lords act as "tray messengers", so he put down his bowl and said quickly: "God lords, it's not necessary, it's not necessary, why don't we sit down and eat together?"
"How dare you, don't you dare? Lord Chi Xia only cares about eating and drinking well. When the little gods heard that Lord Chi Xi had arrived, they already wanted to wait on them..."
"..."
Wei Hao was speechless when he heard this, thinking that there must be some reason for these local gods.
Showing courtesy for nothing is either cheating or stealing.
However, I saw that there was no fishy odor on them, so it wasn't that big of a deal.
So he ate the fish balls and asked, "But what's the problem? If some blind demon makes trouble, just say, I'll help you take care of it."
"This...this is not the case."
The man in the hairpin and brocade robe was a little shy, and he burst out in front of Qiu Shanwei. When he arrived in front of Wei Hao, he rubbed his hands and whispered, "Chixia Gong, I heard that the house in Chaohu is very good, and there is a Dingshui Chang. The spear deters evil spirits... Such a superior cave, the little god has been practicing for more than three hundred years, but he has never even thought about it."
"Haha, they were all flooded and soaked. Sooner or later they will rot away. Even if there is no such thing as a superior cave, it will probably be rotten after only a few months of living there."
Wei Hao laughed. There was a miso soup ball pot in front of him. The fish balls were skewered on bamboo skewers. They were grilled first and then cooked. They were coated with a thick layer of sauce. They were crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. You can eat them one by one. It pops in your mouth and is more exciting than octopus balls.
The mountain god of Liguo Mountain had a concubine who specialized in making side dishes during her lifetime. The homemade mustard must be boiled with water to remove the salt, then cut into sesame-sized pieces and sprinkled on the sauce. It is delicious and delicious. It's quite layered and has a thorough way of eating.
Making skewers is not as enjoyable. Thirty fish balls on a bamboo skewer are gone in two swishes.
Although Sister Bai was full, she suddenly found that watching Wei Hao eat was very enjoyable.
The little swallows on the side were holding strings in their hands, just like beating drums to encourage them, and followed suit, but they were already exhausted, so Yingying had no choice but to support her and stroke her belly, which looked extremely funny.
"You can't say that, Lord Chi Xia."
Seeing that Wei Hao didn't like those underwater houses, the spotted python became anxious at that time and said quickly, "Chixia Gong, this cave is not chosen randomly. Little gods like us are in charge of a spring and a stream. Yes, it’s good to have a cave entrance to nest in. But all year round, there are always wind, rain, ice, snow, hail, etc. If it’s a little bit severe, the cave entrance will be destroyed.”
“Can’t we just find a place to build it?”
"You can't go to the land with owners, don't you think so, Mr. Chixia? But in the land without owners... A little god like this can't accumulate much wealth in three to five hundred years. If he is taken aback by some big demon, he will directly I just robbed him. How can I argue with him? I can't fight him anymore. I go to my boss to complain. It might be better if I don't complain. If I do, I'm afraid that even if I get the house back, it will become my boss's property... …”
"..."
When Wei Hao heard the spotted python say this, he was stunned.
I'm thinking that after all, you are considered civil servants in townships, but you are working so hard?
But then I thought about it, yes, it all depends on the place.
People like Beiyang Mansion who are so rich will naturally have a lot of people who don't have to worry about where to live. The "Bai Ba Gong", "Qing Da Niangzi" and "Li Sanlang" he met in Wuchao County are one of them. Invited by two vixens.
The fathers of these two vixens are much more capable than the spotted python in front of them.
"Mr. Chixia, let's take a step back. Even if your superiors give you favors, you don't want to stay in the house if you help me. You may help me once or twice, but how can you help me eight times ten times? No matter how much kindness you show, it should be lost."
After saying that, the piebald python said again, "One more thing, we are little gods, most of them have to take care of the family. In this situation, we are still in charge of small springs and streams. If one day we are dismissed, or the world changes,
When the dynasty changes, this job...will be lost. By then, we, thick-skinned and thick-skinned, can still dig into the mountains to make a living, and these ladies will suffer along with us. How can we bear it..."
"This makes sense. When I killed Jade Horn Immortal and Hu Bearded Man in Wuchao County, I inquired about the origins of their boss, the Black-Hearted Tiger King. He was actually a deity from the previous dynasty. It is really unbelievable that he fell into such a situation.
A feathery phoenix is not as good as a chicken."
"That's the truth, Lord Chi Xia!"
The piebald python immediately shouted, "In the realm of ghosts and immortals, you can still become a bandit and occupy the mountain as king. Little gods like us are nothing without the official title. We only have to worry about two or three times.
Tian was killed by the demon slayer. This man who skinned and removed bones to refine elixirs and medicines would not be able to survive his rebirth."
"Having a house in Chaohu will be much better?"
Wei Hao was puzzled, so he asked.
“It’s much better!”
I saw that the piebald python had knelt down and spoke, "With your water-fixing spear, who among these inhuman beings in the north and south of the Yangtze River dares to act arrogantly? That is the water and soil you have fought against, and your spiritual will is there. Dragon Claw Mountain is like this
So majestic and majestic, weren’t you the one who interrupted me?”
"Hey, this is too much praise, too much praise."
Wei Hao was very proud. He felt that the local gods spoke really well. He said with a smile, "Thanks to the trust of the people and elves in Dachaozhou, otherwise it would not have been possible."
"The key to success is the presence or absence of Lord Chixia. There are countless people in the world who are favored by everyone, but there are only a few who dare to challenge like Lord Chixia."
The pied python did not mean to be flattery by saying this, but it was the truth. As he spoke, he felt deep in his heart that there were people in the world who dared to fight such a giant dragon.
A giant dragon with a foot span of one hundred and twenty miles...
Just thinking about it makes my hair stand on end.
But in front of me, this mortal who couldn't stop masturbating actually rushed forward to do it.
The key point is that he also broke one of the dragon's legs, which is even more impressive.
"Chixia Gong, I heard that 'Chaohu' is a name set by the ancestors of the people. Even if the imperial court of Daxia comes, it will be useless. If the court of heaven comes, it will be useless. You have fought side by side with the ancestors of the people.
, millions of living beings have seen it with their own eyes, and the heaven, earth, humans and gods are all witnesses. You said you don’t care about the life or death of Chaohu, then... can that be done?"
"It's impossible for me to control it, but if someone wants to harm Chaohu, then I can't sit back and ignore it!"
"This is it!"
The piebald python clapped his hands and said immediately, "Let's not think about the cave in the world and the blessed land. It is the residence of the immortal. But if you want to find a place of peace and water and land, how can you really have peace if there is no famous big shot to take care of it? There is Red Xia Gong.
With this attitude, who among the evil spirits from all over the country dares to act arrogantly? Could it be that his life is tougher than that of the three demon kings and his strength is stronger than that of the master of Dragon Claw Mountain?"
"Listen to what you said..." Wei Hao blinked and nodded slightly, "It's really a good place with good security. If it were me, I would find a place like this to live."
The public security is good, the environment is beautiful, and there are no gangsters wandering around, let alone sneaking around. This kind of place is simply amazing.
However, Wei Hao still had doubts: "But this is just a good place. Won't a house soaked in water still rot?"
"Hey, Chi Xiagong also doesn't know something. When the Chaohu aquatic tribe prospers, it will be comparable to a blessed land, blessed by spiritual light. Besides, now that the dragon energy is suppressed, the little monsters will live there, and at most they will have some magic power.
Things can never be ruined so easily."
"ha!"
Wei Hao slammed the table, "Doesn't that mean I have to charge some protection money?"
"Isn't that true? The little god has long heard that the water tribe living in Chao Lake now worship the water-fixing spear to express their gratitude for your kindness."
"You guys are really well-informed. I was in Chaohu yesterday, and you knew it so clearly."
After taking another bite of the crispy fish balls with sauce, Wei Hao suddenly realized, "Why are those elves hanging around the spears? It turns out there is such a thing."
When the protection fee was mentioned, it was just a joke. Wei Hao asked the spotted python again: "This is indeed a good place, but Chaohu Lake has just been formed and there is not much background. Will it be good for your family to live here?
?”
“It helps a lot!”
Before the spotted python could say anything, two water gods knelt down and shoveled in front of them, and said with a black face, "Mr. Wei, you are a powerful man in this world. My wife gave birth to nine uneasy children. If you were in the mountain stream
If you hang around here, you will be a monster in the future. But if you go to Chaohu, you will definitely be able to be inspired by you and gain the Tao and transform into another form."
Another person who painted his eyebrows and put on makeup also said: "And now that Chao Lake is full of dragon energy, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a blessed place for the aquatic people. There are ordinary lakes in the world, where can we find such a place to practice. The little god heard about the well in Chaozhou
The Dragon King is now a ten-foot-long golden body and is very powerful. The Xiao Shen family has average qualifications, but they don’t want to become dragons and dragons. It would be great if they could have one ten thousandth of the fortune."
"That's not the case, Blessed Land?"
Wei Hao was a bit unbelievable. According to the "Six Levels of Earth Immortal Record", if it reaches the level of a blessed land, it is very suitable for use as a dojo.
The "gong deeds" of the earth immortals can support thousands of disciples, which means that the blessed land can continuously output the resources necessary for cultivation.
Any kind of spiritual energy, fairy energy, or gas will do, even natural gas, so you don’t have to worry about fuel for cooking.
"There is the 'Dingshui Spear', the 'Golden Flood Dragon Embankment', the 'Dragon Claw Island', and the 'Crystal Palace' in Chaohu Lake. If this is not a blessed place, what is a blessed place?"
I don't know when, several water gods came over and knelt, looking eager.
Wei Hao was now convinced that his battle had truly created a special piece of land.
What humans don’t look down on, non-human monsters may not look down upon.
"If that's the case, I'd be willing to help. But there's one thing. Most of the Chaohu aquatic tribe are local 'protecting demon fairies'. Most of them are kind-hearted and have a mortal connection with people. They've harmed others, eaten others, and bullied the weak.
I will not help you settle there."
"Don't worry, Mr. Chi Xia. We, the little gods, usually just talk nonsense in the mountains and rivers. We have no ability, and we don't have the guts to harm anyone. To have the pity of Mr. Chi Xia is really a blessing in this life!"
"That's good, but I don't know what you want me to do? How to do it?"
Wei Hao grabbed another handful of fish balls with sauce and licked them wildly. He ate thirty of them in two mouthfuls, and then looked at the water gods.
"I don't dare bother you, Mr. Chi Xia. I have a few little gods. I just want my wife to bring a calligraphy treasure back and worship it every day."
He still has his mind and body, so running around is not possible. Although he can run farther than Qiu Shanwei, it's just that.
The big python from the south of the Yangtze River ran to the north of the Yangtze River. Others don't recognize you. If you chop you up and make salt and pepper snake meat, you can't blame others.
So it’s okay if my wife and children can go to the city first to accept a better new life.
As for myself, the breadwinner of the family, I still have to earn my salary, do my work, and suffer hardships. If I am squeezed out by my colleagues or shunned by my boss, I have to endure it.
For God's sake, that's all.
"Is it that simple? Isn't it the same as Qiu Shenjun giving me a shell and then engraving it?"
"Even if you poke an eye, it will do. From now on, the little god's children will recognize you as an old lady..."
He said it so humbly, Wei Hao wondered how these water gods managed to survive.
The world is too difficult.
However, after comparison, the wild monsters are still a bit worse. The only people who can be compared with the wild monsters are probably the ordinary people at the bottom of the Great Xia Dynasty who are just trying to make a living.
After all, there are countless mothers-in-law and countless pairs of feet on your head. Don't step on them. It doesn't matter whether you are a human, a demon or a god. How can you live an easy life?
Living is not easy.
"Alas, you are also in a lot of difficulties."
After Wei Hao finished speaking, he said, "When I'm full, I'll write a few words for you."
"Why!!"
"Mr. Wei, please sit down and the boys will help you pass the dishes!"
While talking, a group of big snakes, pythons and anacondas became busy and full of energy.
Wei Hao was thinking while eating, so he just happened to write more things. For example, he couldn't forget the big spotted dog and owl in his hometown in the west of the city; there were also articles about "White Eight Dukes", which couldn't be missing; and things like "
The story of "The Floating Mother Feeds Me" must be passed down...
Writing articles by yourself is nonsense, and you can't write anything colorful. However, there are many students in Suzaku Academy who are good at this, so it would be good to ask them to help.
As for Zhuque Academy hiring a big dog as an errand, it would be difficult to ask anyone else to do it, so it would be most convenient to ask Chen Mengnan.
Because the library of Zhuque Academy is the largest in Wufeng County, it was his father who built one for the academy when he had enough to eat and had nothing to do.
I remember a lot of things, but because I have been fighting and killing, I can only do them sparsely.
At the end of the meal, Wei Hao finally ate to his heart's content, but the fish balls entered his stomach and were digested very quickly. As his "martyr arrogance" became stronger and stronger, he felt that he could eat "ten cows a day" without any problem.
According to legend, Kuafu can drink up two rivers with just one mouth. The ancient man is much more exaggerated than himself.
And a tough guy like Kuafu was casually chopped to death by Yinglong.
I am still very weak.
First set a small goal to eat one dragon a day.
When you can eat a dragon in a day, your strength should be considered good.
It's really boring to compete with the Demon King now that it's still very strenuous.
"Mr. Wei, this is the little god's wish."
After saying that, the piebald python took out a piece of Ganoderma lucidum. Seeing that Wei Hao was about to refuse, he quickly said, "Brush retouching fee, brush retouching fee. If you ask someone for calligraphy, how can you not pay for brush retouching? Although the small family is not very rich, it still has some
Inventory. If you keep this Ganoderma lucidum, it will be a disaster sooner or later. If you are targeted by your boss, it may cost your life..."
"Then I won't be polite."
Wei Hao thought for a while and accepted the Ganoderma lucidum. He had the "Shennong Pearl" given by Yuan Junping. When he looked at it, he saw seven layers of precious light on the Ganoderma lucidum. One layer was a hundred years old, so it was seven hundred years old.
Ganoderma lucidum.
Seeing the power of the "Shennong Pearl" in Wei Hao's hand, Sister Bai and Xiao Yanzi were shocked. If they had this treasure, their family would not have to worry about being prosperous.
Gou Zi was also overjoyed: "Gentleman, if you use this Ganoderma lucidum to make elixirs, it will definitely have miraculous effects!"
"Then I'll give it to you to eat."
When Wei Hao threw it, the dog opened his mouth to catch it and swallowed it directly.
"..."
"..."
"..."
Sister Bai, Yingying and the others had gained a lot of understanding of Wei Hao, and they were still able to accept it. Yan Xuanxin was immediately dumbfounded, her big eyes widened. She never expected that seven hundred years of Ganoderma lucidum would be so light and airy.
Feed the dog?!
The spotted python was also shocked, and all his old buddies were also shocked. Master Wei was really good with his dogs.
At present, the local water gods are all worried about it, and they will tell their wives and children later that Mr. Wei has a black dog here, so he must not be rude or rude.
Gouzi knew that his gentleman had no need for these heavenly and earthly treasures, so he felt at ease, opened his mouth and chewed twice, then refined the seven-hundred-year-old Ganoderma lucidum.
Just wanting to absorb it, it still takes time, and transforming it into one's own cultivation is also a long process.
If you want to speed up this process, it's easy, just follow Wei Hao's method of subduing and slaying demons.
Qiu Shanwei prepared a pile of shells, and Wei Hao carved the words slowly. After finishing one, he gave it to the spotted python: "Is that all right?"
"Okay, okay, with Mr. Wei's calligraphy, the young man can be considered eligible to settle down in Chaohu when he buys a house."
"..."
Hearing this, Wei Hao was extremely embarrassed. What is this? A lottery? A letter of introduction?
However, he didn't know everything about monsters and gods, and he really couldn't understand the logic of their operations. But as long as he didn't do anything evil, everything was easy to explain.
"Speaking of which, I still don't understand why my words are so useful? Chaohu Lake has already been designated as the territory of the human race. In the future, I will be granted the title of Lord Shui. Aren't these words of mine just useless paper?
?”
"Oh, Mr. Wei, you are looking down on yourself. In this situation, the Great Xia court conferred the title of Lord of the Lake God and Water. Even if you dare to take over, do you dare to accept the appointment?"
The spotted python said and gave Wei Hao a thumbs-up sign, "Inside and outside Chao Lake, the people on the shore, the fish and shrimp in the water, they only recognize you. You will let someone who is not trivial to become Shuijun
What?"
"That's definitely not possible. I have no problem with Brother Bai Chen being Suicune. If it's someone I don't know, how do I know he's a good guy or a bad guy? If it's a traitor, I still have to fight with him. In the officialdom,
It’s just one set, it’s too tiring to play, so let’s forget it. As for the Bai Chen brothers, they are so promiscuous... well, they are all for nothing, I think that’s fine.”
Glancing at Sister Bai who remained calm, Wei Hao almost said "libertine" but held it back.
"That's it. With your care, both humans and gods have to give me some face."
The piebald python couldn't help but put the "Bei Shu" away, smiled and nodded to Wei Hao, "It's enough to be happy for a few decades. My wife's family really hasn't lived a good life for a few days. Mountains, streams and springs
If you want to eat a crab, it only has hairy legs, so it’s not easy to save a decent snack.”
Sighing, the shabby water god knew that his brothers couldn't wait any longer, so he quickly got out of the way, and then said, "Master Wei, please do your hard work. I'll boil water and make tea for you."
"Then I'll bother you."
"It should, it should..."
While the spotted python was boiling water, the local night wandering god came over and asked, "Old Changchong, what do you say?"
"Tsk, Mr. Wei promised to be my son's grandpa, and now he is one of his own."
After saying that, the spotted python took out a "shell book" and said, "This is the calligraphy treasure I invited. When I get back, I will ask my wife to offer it to me."
"You are also a god after all, but you provide services to others in return?"
"I can go to Chaohu to buy a house now, but what about you? You can stay in the open air all night and get out!"
"..."
Yeyou Shenxin said I don’t care about you?
So he said firmly at that time: "There are many high-class crypts in the tombs under Chaohu Lake. I wonder if Mr. Wei can help?"
"How can you be a top-notch person with just your mouth? I am qualified to buy a house, but when I touched a 700-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, Mr. Wang Shaoqing used it as a snack. It is the 700-year-old Ganoderma lucidum that started. You have red lips and white teeth.
Yeah, you just want to be a white wolf with nothing? Go, go, go.”
Yeyoushen was angry at that time. The ancestors of his clan were vigilantes for the Emperor of Heaven. They were known as the "Two Eight Gods" and were gods that existed in both heaven and earth. To actually talk to him like this, he was not treating him as an inferior.
Got a headache?
It was unbearable. The local Night Wanderer God said at that time: "I have a weapon passed down from my ancestors, which is an 'eight-edged iron hammer'. It has the power to break gold and crack rocks. I think Mr. Wei is so brave that he should be able to use it."
?”
"Huh? This is a good weapon..."
The spotted boa constrictor that was making a fire was scalded seventeen or eight times, but it didn't matter. He continued to light the fire, and then thought for a while and said, "Just wait. After the brothers have finished their work, I will send you a message."
"It's almost dawn now, don't I have to get off work?"
"Why are you so anxious? Mr. Wei has not ascended to immortality. Isn't he still in the human world? Are you anxious for this day?"
"You're not in a hurry. If you're not in a hurry, you've traveled thirty miles to come here?"
"Qiu Laocai is my brother. He doesn't have enough manpower, so I come to help. Isn't it reasonable?"
"..."
Yeyou Shenxin said that you are proud. Now that you are qualified to buy a house, your children and grandchildren will be able to enjoy the blessings of buying a property in Chaohu in the future. It doesn’t take much. If you have been influenced by the dragon spirit for thirty years, wouldn’t you be a first-class hero?
Damn it, just thinking about it makes me jealous.
"As soon as the day comes, it's the day shift for the God of God. You don't know, Mr. Wei beat the God of God of God in his hometown. Maybe he just couldn't see the appearance of the God of God. I'm from the 'Twenty-eight Gods' clan, and I'm not like that."
The waste used does not come all the way."
Behind the scenes, I was afraid that my colleagues would be in trouble.
"You go off to get off work, and I will help you pass on the message when the weather gets cold. You can come to my mountain spring in the evening and I will tell you the news, okay?"
"also."
Ye Youshen thought about it and thought it was okay.
But just as he was about to turn around and leave, he heard the spotted python grunting while boiling water: "Hey, I've been busy all night and I'm hungry. I want to eat two wild boars to satisfy my hunger and satisfy my craving..."
"Hey! My brother, if you want to eat a wild boar, tell me earlier. As soon as the evening shift arrives, I will bring you two big wild boars. Each weighs five hundred pounds, so you will never go hungry."
"Then why are you embarrassed..."
"We are all brothers, we can't live apart, don't refuse."
"Then I will..."
"Be sure to accept it!"
"Then thank you very much, thank you very much..."
The spotted python wiped its mouth and quickly thanked her, smiling happily.
The local night wanderer's face is also glowing, but he hasn't finished his patrol duties yet. He has been delayed a lot today, so he has to hurry up and finish his patrol and get off work.
But he finally got a chance to make a living. The Night Travel God was also happy. He was humming a little tune while patrolling. In the past, he had always been silent when doing things at night, but today he broke his own rules. There was a humming sound on the roads and alleys, and a cold wind came.
, which scared many living beings to the point of screaming, and even half of Wutong County could not live in peace.
Wei Hao had been carving for a long time, but he was serious about it. Seventeen "Bei Shu" were sent out. When it was getting light, the owner of the fish ball stall came over yawning and saw that the stall was clean and tidy, and there were more
There were hundreds of pots and pans, and everyone was dancing with joy.
I got money, bought tableware for free, and didn't have to work to sell food. It would be great if I could live like this every day.
After bidding farewell to the local mountain and water gods, Wei Hao left with satisfaction. He had helped people, had a full meal, and was in a good mood.
Dozens of big fish, which had rested all night, saw Wei Hao turning around and put on the reins. At the command, they swung their tails and continued to move forward against the current.
On the way, looking at more than a dozen rare and rare treasures, Sister Bai was surprised and happy. Although her family was rich, they actually didn't have many magic treasures. They were just rich.
But if the brother of the Wei family eats a meal, others will eagerly give him gifts of heaven and earth.
The "Holy King Zibei 700-year-old Ganoderma lucidum" seems to be free of charge.
Ordinary family status cannot be bought with money.
Although the "seven-hundred-year-old Ganoderma lucidum" doesn't sound like much, if you have the ability to absorb its essence and transform it into cultivation, at a discount, you can take advantage of it for 350 years, and you can become an essence at that time.
Sister Bai's own Taoism and cultivation are not at this level.
Thinking about it this way, I feel it is worse than a dog...
But as soon as this thought flashed through her mind, she began to think about it. In this family, Sister Tian, who was in charge of the food, might not be able to help. On the contrary, Wang Zhaixing, the little dog, if he could help, he would be better than
My brother's soul must be strong when he returns to his rightful place.
Those who make big things happen don't stick to trivial details, so Sister Bai thought, and when she had time, she asked Xiaoqing to help walk the dog for brother Wei, and took the opportunity to win over the relationship...