Su Ming was waiting to strangle and digest the chicken-cow monster. He killed one of the top combat forces in the single universe without a direct confrontation. He was in a good mood and planned to chat with Wade for a few words.
Wade looked down at his small schoolbag, reached out and wiped the green mucus off Pony's face, letting her smile appear in his sight again.
"Yes, this is a gift from my first girlfriend. I can't remember the details. I don't even remember her appearance or her name." Wade pointed to his head, a little confused.
He said self-deprecatingly: "You know, cancer cells have eaten three-quarters of my brain, and my memory has been severely damaged."
"Have you ever slept with her?" Su Ming looked at her schoolbag. Who knows who would give Deadpool such a cute gift.
"I forgot, I told you, right? Everything before I was twenty years old was almost dark. I only remember that I stayed in an orphanage for a long time." Wade shrugged and found it again.
He picked up his two swords and put them on his back.
Su Ming sighed. It would take a day for Strangler to digest the monster, and it would also take extra time to complete the evolution. As the host, he couldn't leave here.
It seems that Wade's role is just to chat with him, at least to get back the tens of thousands of dollars.
Wade can actually accept jobs like chatting with others, chatting with others, and chatting with others. As long as he is paid, he can also go to children's birthday parties as a guest performer and perform swallowing swords and so on.
Of course, parents who are willing to pay for Deadpool to attend their children's birthday parties are not normal people. They are either antisocial lunatics or crazy people with miswired brains.
"Then what do you remember about her?"
Su Ming sat down cross-legged, rested against a big tree nearby, and casually raised a chameleon-like monster on the tree and hacked it to death.
"I only remember that she was black and gave me this bag, nothing more. But every time I see this pony, I always feel that she was very good to me."
Wade sat next to his cousin with some emotion, put his schoolbag on his lap, took out a military green water bottle and took a drink of water.
"Could it be that you misunderstood? Her giving you a pony schoolbag actually implies a swear word - 'rely on your horse'?"
Deathstroke smiled evilly and destroyed Wade's beautiful memory. He was carrying a My Little Pony schoolbag. Doesn't it look like 'a horse leaning on your back'?
Knowing Wade well, he would not be fooled at all. He analyzed it very calmly: "She is black. Black people in the United States basically don't like to study. The probability of her knowing Chinese is almost non-existent. What abbreviations and homophonic memes are you playing? Or is it a Tianjin accent? She has a Tianjin accent.
She doesn’t even understand. So she probably just thinks My Little Pony is cuter... Could it be that her name is Baoli?"
Seeing that Deadpool was not fooled, Su Ming suddenly felt uninterested: "Her name is Carmelita."
"Paulie, think about it, this name is quite warm... Hmm? What did you say?" Wade was talking to himself at first, but suddenly turned his head towards his cousin and made a sound in his cervical spine.
Crisp sound.
The cervical vertebra was broken, and he could only put his head back on with his hands, but then he still grabbed Su Ming's arm: "What did you say her name was?"
"Carmelita, that's her name. You actually met her once after you graduated from elementary school. It should have been around 2013, when you were at the stage where you were crazy about taking on tasks."
Idleness was idleness, and the energy absorbed by Strangulation was too much to store, so Su Ming activated a time gem to help Wade see the past on his timeline, which was also Su Ming's own future.
Wade tilted his head and recalled: "Because I wanted to give the Outlaw a house as a wedding gift. You know, her previous house was bombed by Rhino and the Green Goblin."
"I don't care about what happened between you and Inez. Although she rode you until your pelvis was broken every time, you still maintained a relationship after the divorce." Su Ming extinguished the time stone and supported his head on his knees with his arms.
: "But she divorced you less than two weeks after getting married. If you ask me, she made a lot of money and had a house worth 2 million US dollars. Even if she waited for several years to share the inheritance with an old rich man, she wouldn't necessarily get that much.
"
Deadpool lowered his head and waved his hands, as if he couldn't bear to look back on the past: "I am mainly responsible for separating from her. Before I accepted the transformation experiment, I was with Vanessa, but I was ruined after undergoing the transformation experiment.
"Rong, for a long time, I didn't dare to go back to see her, thinking it would be better to let her think I was dead."
Although Wade's previous appearance could not be considered handsome, at least he still looked like a human being. Suddenly he became less human, which he himself found difficult to accept.
Not to mention going back to see Vanessa with a grimace on his face, so he ran away from home.
"So you actually left without saying goodbye, then met another woman and got married during that period, and then left without saying goodbye again and returned to Vanessa?" Su Ming clarified the chronological order for Wade. To be honest,
Wade's confused thinking caused him to be confused when doing things.
"That's about it, right? I can't remember clearly." Wade held his head: "I just think Inez should have her own house, so that she doesn't have to worry too much about her livelihood and work for the Green Goblin and the others.
.You know, there's something a little weird about both father and son at Osborne Industries."
Izune's ancestor was one of the legendary heroes of the Old West, the "Outlaw" who was a friend of the "Two Gunslinger".
The Two-Gunman's guns were later handed over to Holloway before his death, and Holloway became the 'Avenging Angel'. A few years ago, according to his 'last wish', the pair of guns were given to him.
his son.
The outlaw was obviously not as lucky as his old friend. The days of riding horses in the wilderness were gone forever. When he got old, he went bankrupt, causing his son and granddaughter to all become mercenaries.
They even used the obviously relevant code name "Outlaw" in order to leverage their ancestors' reputation to gain more business.
The reason why Deadpool and Izune know each other is because she accepted Osborn's hiring to attack Spider-Man, broke Peter's bones in half, and almost broke Spider-Man's back like Bane broke Batman's back.
.
When Wade heard that someone was beating his gay friend, he was naturally unhappy, so after visiting Peter, he came to fight with Iznei.
As a result, I rolled onto the bed unknowingly while fighting...
However, when they were having sex, Peter Parker, who was seriously injured, was lying in the "Night Shift Hospital" established by Luke Cage and the others, and did not wait for Deadpool to return for a long time.
He was very helpless because he was too embarrassed to ask the nurse to help him go to the bathroom. At that time, Aunt May didn't know he was Spider-Man and couldn't ask her to take care of him.
So he held in his urine all night. When Cage went to see him the next morning, the strong black man thought Peter was dead because his face was blue.
In other parallel universes, Deadpool and Inez happened almost the same way, except that Deathstroke used the time stone to see the future of the 40K universe, and the story was obviously darker.