"No, aren't you talking about the girl who gave me the schoolbag? Why did the topic change to Inez?"
Deadpool was keenly aware of the loophole, and his small eyes narrowed, as if he planned to explore what dark purpose his cousin had.
Su Ming simply lay down, closed his eyes on the thick humus, listened to the squirming business of insects under the fallen leaves, and said nonchalantly:
"It's nothing, it's just that you and Carmelita have a daughter, don't worry about it."
"Scared?!" How could Deadpool not care? He was so concerned that his eyes bulged out of his sockets: "No, what's going on? Why don't I have any impression at all?"
Su Ming seemed to be about to fall asleep, and his voice became much quieter. Wade quickly put his head closer and listened, only to hear the death knell say again:
"You guessed it right before. She is a standard African-American. Her family has no education, and she doesn't know how to change her destiny. So, like you, she doesn't have a high degree of education. It's just that you are
After joining the army, she entered the society and worked in bars and nightclubs to make money."
"Have I ever been a soldier..."
Wade tilted his head and thought for a while. He really had no memory of this, but since he could make a living as a mercenary, it made sense to have a military background.
Su Ming put his hands behind his head, facing the sky covered by the tree canopy with his black and yellow mask, and told Wade what he saw as if telling a story:
"All in all, during the time you and Inez were together, you took on a lot of tasks in order to make money. As always, after the tasks were completed, you wanted to go out and 'relax', and that's what happened."
Let him eavesdrop on what happened to him in DC. It's his turn to take revenge this time.
Wade covered his face, feeling a little sad: "I really don't remember."
"I know you don't remember, that's why I told you." A demonic voice sounded, lightly entering Deadpool's ears: "One day, you completed the mission and carried your own in a pony schoolbag.
Weapons and Ammo walked into a bar and got very drunk there. Carmelita happened to be a waitress in that bar, and she recognized the schoolbag and also recognized you."
"I...sigh." Wade couldn't get excited anymore, he seemed a little wilted.
But seeing that he was not high, Su Ming became very high: "She brought you home drunk, you guys had sex for a few times, and then when she was done, she robbed you of all your money and treated you like garbage.
Lost on the street."
"Speaking of which, I seem to remember that there were many times when I woke up next to the trash can wearing only my underwear." Wade recalled, pinching his chin.
"But I don't know if she was unlucky or just bad luck. She got pregnant, and for unknown reasons, she gave birth to the child and named her Ellie, and you don't remember it at all."
Su Ming deliberately made a poor choice of words, trying to make Deadpool complain, such as, 'Aren't bad luck and bad luck the same thing?'
And so on, but Wade just curled up into a ball, buried his head in his knees, squatted next to him looking aggrieved, and said nothing.
Deathstroke picked up another fallen leaf and tore it a few times in his hand:
"She got pregnant out of wedlock, and her family severed ties with her. She raised her daughter alone. Let me think about it. According to the time in your life, the child should be six or seven years old, right?"
"Alas..." Deadpool sighed.
"You must be thinking that you have never celebrated your daughter's birthday or bought her a gift. Are you feeling very guilty?" Su Ming stabbed Wade's little heart a few more times like a demon: "But it doesn't matter.
There is something even darker! Other children have dads, why don’t I have a dad? Little Ellie will definitely ask her mother this, right? It’s a pity that her mother is seriously ill and I’m afraid she won’t live long.”
The breeze in the forest blew by, and the sound of the death knell penetrated into Deadpool's mind word by word, lingering like a curse, and his whole body felt bad.
What he did next was something that even Su Ming didn't expect.
Deadpool, who usually seemed carefree and didn't care about anything, actually started crying, and two wet marks appeared under the red mask.
He suddenly took out a .45 pistol from his schoolbag, put it to his chin and pulled the trigger. His head exploded like a watermelon, splattering Deathstroke's blood and brains.
Wade's headless body fell to the ground, looking extremely sad.
"I'm going to die. Even if you hate yourself no matter how much you hate yourself, don't commit suicide."
Su Ming jumped up like a carp, reached out and pushed the headless body, but Wade had no reaction.
I don’t know if it’s because of the legendary saying that grief is greater than heartbreak, but his recovery speed seems to be much slower.
The black-and-yellow demon pouted. It would take a lot of time to strangle and digest the chicken-cow monster. Now that Deadpool has been destroyed, what are you going to do in the next few hours?
So he stood up and walked around, gathered the pieces of Wade's head together, pieced them together, and barely assembled them around his neck.
Wade is very experienced in committing suicide. He chose the angle of shooting well. There are not many people who can cleanly smash the entire head with a .45 pistol.
Maybe it was because Su Ming's workmanship was good, or maybe it was because Death used green tea logic to enlighten Deadpool for a while. Within five minutes, Deadpool was alive again.
He sat up in a daze, holding his head and recalling what happened in his 'previous life', and then put the memory fragments together: "It's all my fault, I didn't know I had a daughter, and I didn't
I was told, Slade, what should I do?"
Looking at his blank eyes and the Tianling Gai that has not completely healed on its own, this topic is not serious at all.
Su Ming picked a bottle of wine with the highest alcohol content from his pocket and handed it to him: "The black woman you had a one-night stand with will not live long, and your daughter will soon become an orphan. Whether you see her or not is up to you.
It’s convenient.”
"I have been absent from her life too much. I don't have the face to see her at all." Wade rubbed his face desperately. He looked unusually confused. He did not doubt whether the news about his cousin was true.
, but worrying about what to do.
Su Ming naturally knew what choice Wade would make in the future, but it was quite interesting to see him so entangled: "How about you go to Vanessa to discuss it? After all, she is your current girlfriend, but you can't go to Domino."
No problem, she has better luck and her suggestions should be more effective."
Deadpool stood up and extended his hand to Su Ming: "Okay, just pay the balance and I'll leave now. Hurry up, I'm in a hurry."
"I just activated the Time Gem to help you see the future, and the balance will be treated as nutritional expenses." Su Ming had no intention of paying. Wade has not accomplished anything, so he still wants the balance? Just dream.
Wade's little eyes stared at his cousin for a long time, and finally he became discouraged. He understood that the big pit was waiting for him here.
No wonder my cousin was so kind and told me that he still had a daughter. He didn’t tell me sooner or later...
It's too dark.
But what could he do? The corners of his mouth trembled like waves for a while, then he pulled down his mask and disappeared with a tap of the black and red button on his belt.
"you are vicious."
There are still words he left in the air, echoing in the dull and decaying atmosphere of the forest.
Su Ming smiled and picked up the wine that Wade had not taken away, unscrewed it and took a sip himself, then lay down again happily.