Star-Lord forgot to remind his teammates that this is a professional move, and children should not imitate it. Although eating anything like this may look awkward, it is also easy for foreign objects to get stuck in the trachea.
Just like what he said, the jelly beans rose into the air after a high-five. Star-Lord, who was fully focused on staring at the trajectory of the thing's fall, entered a mysterious realm, and it seemed that time around him had slowed down.
The Spider-Mans sitting at a few tables not far away naturally noticed the Guardians of the Galaxy who were playing tricks, and they were very interested in this man also named Peter.
They found that the throw was obviously a bit too hard, and the trajectory of the jelly beans seemed to go over Star-Lord's head and land about two meters behind him.
But this is not a problem for gigolos. Physical coordination does not come in vain.
When Star-Lord saw the trajectory of the candy, he immediately performed a move on his waist, which in Eastern martial arts would be called an "Iron Banqiao" move.
The two calves are still standing on the ground, but the upper body and thighs are tilted backward to become parallel to the ground, and use both hands over the head for support.
The position was slightly off, and his four fingers quickly adjusted their angles like a little man walking, and then he opened his mouth.
"Plop."
I don’t know why, but when the candy is put into the mouth, it actually makes a sound similar to when poop falls into the toilet. Maybe it’s because Star-Lord has drooled too much and accumulated in his mouth?
However, the moment he stood up with a smile and chewed the candy, his smile stiffened, as if he had been struck by lightning, or kicked in the head by a wild donkey, and his eyes were blurred.
He wanted to scream because he tasted the taste of Deadpool's socks in his mouth. Even if he just took a slight bite, the spicy, sour and refreshing feeling was like a big mouthful of mustard with only a thin slice.
The thin pickled cucumber went straight out of his nasal cavity just as it entered his mouth.
So, he cried, and tears spurted out of his eyes uncontrollably.:.
"Wow, is it really that delicious?" Rocket let go of his tail and curiously took out his portable terminal: "Peter was so moved that he cried, like a sissy. I have to take a photo to commemorate it.
quack"
It’s so damn unpalatable!
Star-Lord wanted to say this on the spot, but at this time, he thought of another way to avoid being laughed at by the raccoon.
This kind of candy should be some kind of prank prop, right? Then, no one knows how to play pranks better than humans, and having fun alone is not as good as having fun with everyone.
He almost fell down because he had eaten something dirty, but he did a cartwheel and a backflip of 360 degrees on the spot, and with the agility of an acrobat, he caught the ground behind him, doing a Thomas full spin and a carp kick.
He stood up and was smiling!
Just like after being pinched by a clamp, people will always throw away their hands and stamp their feet. This can quickly suppress the painful feeling. This is the truth.
If you curse a few more curse words, it will also improve your mental endurance.
"good!!!"
A table of Iron Man people not far away were applauding him, as if they were watching a free monkey show.
"Thank you, thank you everyone."
Star-Lord had long been shameless. He smiled and walked around in circles, nodding to the guests in all directions. Then he returned to his seat and patted the sugar jar on the turntable:
"It's so delicious. It's just like the taste of my childhood. Well, if you don't eat it, you won't be able to appreciate the beauty of it."
Gamora, who was sitting next to him, was a little skeptical. Could this candy taste like childhood? Is it some kind of magical creation?
"Let me try."
She stretched out her little hand to pull the turntable, and then took out a jelly bean. She chose the same blue color as Nebula's skin.
As a brutally trained assassin, she can also do the actions that Star-Lord can do. She also uses the method of slapping her wrists to feed herself sugar at high altitudes.
Then her face changed. Her original green skin seemed to turn blue for a moment, her face became like a ghost, and tears flowed out of her eyes uncontrollably.
She ate a candy with a "skunk fart smell". Although she did not know skunks, earth animals, as an intelligent creature with sensory capabilities, she could feel pain similar to humans, even more sensitively.
At that moment, she understood Star-Lord's trick. Because the bitch himself was the first to be tricked, he pretended that the candy was delicious to lure everyone into the water!
In this way, no one will be able to laugh at anyone in the future!
Are you asking if Gamora will expose the truth? No way
She did a split right on the spot, followed by a handstand full rotation, and followed up with a few hip-hop head turns without a teacher, finally overcoming the bad energy.
A few seconds later, she thanked the applauding audience, sat back in her seat, wiped her tears delicately with her fingers, looked at the circus lanterns floating in the sky, and sighed:
"It's so delicious. It reminds me of the time I lived with my parents. That kind of warmth, that kind of oh, you must try it."
After saying that, she and Star-Lord looked at each other covertly, which obviously meant that she understood what the trick was, but the matter was not over yet. After everyone was tricked, she would settle the score with the bitch captain.
Star-Lord didn't care, there was a bit of pride in his little eyes, as if he was proud that he had come up with such a clever solution in a short period of time.
After listening to Gamora's words, Nebula, whose parents also died, the planet was bombed, and whose origin story was almost exactly the same as her sister's, immediately gave herself a pill.
A few seconds later, when she almost fell down, she performed the same complex gymnastics and martial arts moves as her sister.
Then, she also became one of the bad guys:
"It's really, really touching. Maybe it's because of my mechanized transformation that I can't shed tears." Nebula touched her semi-metallic bald head and looked at the remaining teammates with a 'sincere' look: "But believe me
, it’s seriously the best thing I’ve ever eaten.”
So the next thing is simple. The Guardians of the Galaxy are used to cheating each other. No one has escaped the poisonous hands of Bibi's multi-flavored beans.
And they don't know another thing, that is, Hermione picked out the remaining braised beans they ate, and then Deathstroke asked Strangler to pick them once again, picking out the most vicious and difficult to eat out of the thousands of bad candies.
The most enduring and unforgettable taste.
Used as wedding candy on their table.
Seeing the Silver Guards members blaming and insulting each other after being attacked, Su Ming, who was hiding in the crowd with the appearance of a certain city warrior, just counted down calmly in his heart.
After a few numbers, the jelly beans that Star-Lord and the others ate started to get stronger. The feeling was a bit like drinking white wine. At the time, it felt fine and could be tolerated, but after a while, it suddenly got overwhelming.
They all vomited.
"The whole group turned into a fountain of vomit almost at the same time, how spectacular it is!" Deathstroke said to the orangutan detective, and then found a seat with Gin and the others to sit down, with a happy smile on his face.
Bobo was still too kind in his heart. He couldn't bear to look at those people anymore. He just grabbed the collar of the death knell and said: "If they vomit until they become incontinent under the gaze of hundreds of thousands of people, their lives will end here."
Alright?"
"Oh, stop, stop, the candy doesn't have such a strong effect, at most it's just a few mouthfuls." Deathstroke quickly covered Bobo's mouth, because this guess was too dark. Provide you with the fastest