"Welcome, everyone is welcome to attend this wedding of the century! Considering that we are all in Tva at the beginning of time, it may be a bit loose to say it is the wedding of the century, but you can understand what I mean.
"
There was no officiant at Deadpool's wedding, and he was not religious, so he didn't even have a priest. At this time, he was wearing a suit and tie, so he simply presided over the ceremony himself.
On a circus-style red and white high platform, he held a goblet in one hand and a microphone in the other, speaking at a fast pace about his inner journey.
"Friends in the back row, can you see me? Friends in the sky and on the ground? Please let me see your little hands!"
"By the way, our service principle here is not to refund tickets. No matter where you are from or whether you have spent money to buy scalpers, the deal is already done. You have no other choice but to watch my happy days."
As he said that, he winked at Cindy who was in the first row of the audience, because she was still accompanying Captain America and others as 'Death Knell'.
It's just that the captain's eyes are as red as a vampire now, and he is no longer at the level of a rabbit.
"Okay, it seems that the viewers in the live broadcast room can also see me, and they are requesting interaction with me. What? Does anyone want to skip these and watch the live broadcast of the bridal chamber? No way, man, I want to strive for the Pg13 rating here, so don't be petty.
Children watch exciting things."
"Anyway, let's get started. I, the second most powerful mercenary on the planet, but the most foul-mouthed one, always in a cycle of decay and self-healing, Deadpool, am getting married today!"
"I know some of you are saying, this is not your first time to get married. Why was there no wedding last time but it was so grand this time?"
"The answer is of course that I had no money before, and today's wedding is sponsored by my cousin. Let's give my good cousin a long and warm applause, or a passionate kiss. It doesn't matter even if you have AIDS!"
While waiting for the applause to subside, he walked up and down the stage like a talk show host, constantly raising his glass to incite the crowd and making mean laughter.
People also gave Deathstroke a lot of respect. Even though most people couldn't tell the difference between Cindy and Su Ming, they knew the black and yellow armor.
As long as the person wearing armor sits at the round table in the front row, everyone must respect him.
The applause lasted for almost three minutes before it disappeared after Cindy stood up and pressed her hands down. Deadpool, who took the opportunity to pick his nose, wiped his fingers on his body and continued his tirade:
"Yes, the last time I got married, that was the last time. When many of my friends saw me, they felt that I was trapped in a vortex of estrus. They even felt that I was being manipulated emotionally by something, and there was one more person who almost died.
A mixed-race daughter.”
"But I also killed a boatload of Skrulls, stuffed Agent Preston into her new mechanical body, and I even bought Coulson new lace panties, so I'm a
Good guy, haha, Colson, do you like it?"
When the black braised egg in the venue heard this, he looked at the hairless subordinate expressionlessly and whispered: "Deadpool bought you underwear?"
However, Coulson slowly slid down the chair, covering his face as if he was planning to hide under the table. He didn't want to answer the director's question at all.
Because the situation at the time was very complicated, just know that it was a misunderstanding caused by the infinity stone in Deadpool's hand.
After laughing for a while, Deadpool calmed down, tilted his head and continued:
"What can I say? Sometimes certain things develop very quickly, but you have to understand that the length of the movie is limited, and it is impossible to show every trivial thing, and some people do not have a few scenes.
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"But everyone just needs to keep looking at me. Logan, have you seen me? Negative Soundwave always talks dirty words to Warhead. I am here. By the way, there is also the 'Purifier' organization that specializes in killing mutants for fun."
Members, all look at me."
"Next, let us welcome my beauty, Xia Kaila!"
Deadpool imitated Iron Man's movements and raised his hands coquettishly. At the same time, the firecrackers outside the tower and the fireworks in the venue were all set off at the same time, and the music for the bride's entrance also sounded.
The BGM that Hallie chose for him today was called "Zhu Bajie Gets a Wife", and he thought it was quite exciting.
There are gongs, drums, and suona, what a festive music.
The circus-like venue has turned into a forest glade. If you look closely, you will find that it looks like the scenery in the Golden Palace Garden.
In the past, only gods and a few powerful people had the opportunity to see this beautiful scenery, but today, everyone has a share.
"boom!"
As a burst of purple smoke suddenly erupted from the high platform, the succubus queen appeared on the stage like the magician Houdini.
She wore a bright red cheongsam and a gold phoenix crown. She could also control the style of combining Eastern and Western styles, and her movements were full of domineering.
It was completely different from many brides who were shy or nervous. She smiled, strode towards Deadpool, and shouted:
"I'm coming, my love! I can't wait any longer!"
On a round table about three kilometers away from the high platform, Su Ming calmly watched the little black dots in the distance jumping around on the high platform. From time to time, he would nod, as if he was happy for his cousin.
"I have to look up to watch the video broadcast. It's really tiring."
Harry lay on the table and tried to spin his head:
"But I guess your cousin has continuous spontaneous amnesia. He is currently singing the 'Hymn to Tintin' at his wedding? I would like to ask him where he found the songwriter?"
"Don't worry about those details. Mercenaries never have honeymoons. They pay attention to doing things casually, Tangdou." After comforting Harley, Su Ming looked at Superboy Supreme beside him and continued talking to him: "So some people say that they can see it themselves
Now that Lorelai has returned to Darkseid, can this be confirmed?"
"That grasshopper on Channel 52 told me. I'm not sure, but I think I should tell you." The Supreme Super Man was a little yearning for the wedding, and he kept watching the projection broadcast in the sky.
Deathstroke squinted his eyes and nodded slowly: "I will arrange for manpower to verify, but there is no need to rush."
The Deathstroke table is basically filled with people from D, but there are a few more people like Daisy and Carol. At this time, the ladies are chatting about your uniforms and makeup.
Almost no one listened to what Deadpool said, because even if they did, it was mostly nonsense.
But time is still flowing, and disaster will always come.
"I declare that Xia Kaila and I are officially married. Now I can kiss the bride!"
Deadpool on the stage happily took off his mask, Xia Kaila grabbed his arm and threw him into the air.
Wade smiled and spun 720 degrees in the air, and then reversed 720 degrees, doing various stretching movements like a diver.
Because Xia Kaila threw him hundreds of meters high, he had plenty of time to make moves.
After a series of acrobatics, she caught him steadily, and the two staged an upside-down Eiffel Tower kiss. At this time, the adjutant took a close-up shot, projected it on the sky, and put the kiss on it.
The sucking sound amplified.
"vomit!!!"
"vomit!!!"
"vomit!!!"
"vomit!!!"
"vomit!!!"
99.999% of the guests vomited within a few seconds after seeing Deadpool's real face that looked like watery cow shit with fig jam. For a moment, the scene actually had the feeling of giant musical fountains rising and falling.
, because the BGM of Zhu Bajie getting a wife started playing again.