A shapeless mass of rotten flesh was squirming on the damp floor. The darkness obscured his outline and it was unclear what it was, but he was making painful sounds and slowly moved towards the door.
The door is right there, made of brown solid wood and engraved with beautiful patterns. It not only represents exit, but also represents hope.
However, just as the mud on the ground was trying to get up against the wall and turn the doorknob of life, suddenly! A sharp claw with purple nail polish stretched out from behind him, and his slender hand carried huge power.
He grabbed his neck and fixed his head to the wall with his fingers like nails, causing a violent wall winter.
Cement was splashing, dust was flying, and the sound of water flowing from the sewer could be heard in the distance, which made the mess of flesh swallow hard.
"Goo!"
"Where are you going? Honey." A sweet voice sounded, and a huge monster walked out. It looked like a purple 'Diablo', and its rough appearance was very different from her appearance:
"Ms. Death and I are just warming up, Elbow! Follow me inside!"
There were only two holes where the eyes should be on the rotten meat. I don’t know where the eyeballs went, but at this time, two lines of hot tears still flowed from the eye sockets, and a voice came from another hole in the meat ball:
"My dear, is that enough for today? I really don't have a drop left. Oh, why do you two want to compete with me? Can't you play some gentle games, like backgammon or something? Or you two
How about watching a movie? Give me five minutes for intermission..."
"No!" The purple giant beast grabbed the rotting man. Even though all his bones were shattered and half of the flesh on his body was missing, she still showed no mercy: "I must fight death.
Win or lose, let you know who loves you the most, I am your legal wife!"
"Then you can't keep gouging out my eyes and playing with them, right? Then I won't feel anything at all! This is unfair!" Deadpool turned over in the air and stretched out his soft arms to grab him.
to the floor, as if intending to secure itself.
Death is good, and Xia Kaila is also good, but when these two women are together, it is not so good. There is an old saying in the East about monks fetching water. It is said that three monks have no water to eat, but now these two women alone
Together, Wade was out of water.
After returning to the 40K universe the day before yesterday, he had been trapped in the bedroom and did not come out, but he did not feel happy at all. Instead, he was constantly being dismembered by two women and playing various super-heavy games.
As if to divide the territory, Xia Ke took off one of Wade's thighs and hid it behind her, indicating that that part belonged to her.
Then Death took an arm from Wade, held it in his arms and kept rubbing it, saying that this arm was hers.
You take his skin and possess it? Then I will punch his eyeballs; if you dig out his heart, then I will take out his lungs.
Since Deadpool is a person with super self-healing ability, he can't cut it off no matter what. Now there is blood everywhere in the bedroom, and the broken limbs are piled up into a hill, but he is still alive, and he doesn't feel happy at all.
He doesn't want to go back. Now he just wants to eat a burrito and then find a quiet place where no one is and read comic books for a while. Why is it so difficult?
Even though the bones in both arms were shattered, his action of reaching out to grab the ground was like throwing two long gloves on the ground, but his self-healing ability can be fast when he wants it to be fast, it can be done instantly
Completed.
Then two strong new arms appeared, and he immediately used the tiger claw skill to grab the gap between the wooden floors.
But it was of no use. Xia Kaila's strength was more than a hundred times greater than his, so with a tooth-searing friction sound, Wade left ten deep scratches on the hard wooden floor, each one
The traces are full of blood and his bitterness.
Just like that, she was dragged into the bedroom, and the death light was sitting on the bed. Behind her was a mountain of Deadpool's limbs. At this time, it had begun to attract flies. After all, this was a monster metropolis located underground in New York, and the sewers were there.
On the edge.
"Oh? My sister, it seems we can continue." Death licked her lips, she looked at her lover, her possessiveness was at an all-time high.
"Whose sister are you calling? We haven't decided the winner yet." Xia Kaila threw Deadpool on the bed and picked up a blood-stained saw from the bedside table: "It's my turn, I want to remove his intestines
Take it out and hang it around your own neck. You will die. You have no idea how cool the suffocation game is."
The succubus queen smiled crookedly, like a god of war.
"Hmph, whatever you want, then I'll take his brains. You're too young. You don't know the classic gameplay that was popular among aliens in the universe 100 million years ago, right?"
The cold Death sneered, not to be outdone, she held down Deadpool with one hand and picked up an ax from the bedside with the other.
She has more knowledge in this area than a succubus, because countless souls have to go to her before entering reincarnation, and there are all kinds of perverts. She has seen their lives.
"No, tourniquet! My blood is almost drained, can't we play some normal games between men and women? A little gentler, the kind that won't bleed, even if it's a fracture, I'll admit it, don't
Cut my precious intestines! I also want to eat the nine-turn large intestine!"
Deadpool was cocooning on the bloody bed, but this was just a futile struggle. He was still trying to use words to influence the two women, but their desire to compare clearly overcame their sexual desire at this time. They just wanted to kill Deadpool.
After dividing, determine their respective ownership rights.
"No!" X2
The two women rejected him in unison, and when they were about to attack with the weapons in their hands, Deadpool's eyes widened, as if he was unable to fight against his tragic fate.
I obviously lived a good life in the past, but why can't I think about getting married? The days when beauties treated me as my wings seem to be gone forever!
In the past, girlfriends could get along harmoniously with each other, and it was fun to play multiplayer games. Death and Xia Kaela were both super beauties that he liked. Together, they should have brought him double happiness. Why did things change?
Is it like this?
Thinking of this, the screaming Deadpool suddenly calmed down and turned to look at the air aside:
"Wait, my live broadcast room is open? So I am already under observation. Ah, since the veterans can see me, it means that there will be no content that is not suitable for NC-17 classification, and
That is to say, I won't continue to be tortured, but why? Forget it, I can't figure out why, I'm not Slade, it's too troublesome to use my brain, so just let nature take its course."
While I was thinking about it, there was a knock on the door.
Dongdongdong, but in Deadpool's ears, this should be the sound of nature.