"Didn't I tell you?! Don't disturb us for five days!"
Xia Kaila made a 'T' sign to pause the game towards Death. When she saw the latter rolling his eyes, she put down the thing in her hand and walked towards the door of the suite with a curse:
"You idiots, if you let me find out that you are disturbing me because something fell into the sewer or something like that, I will throw you into the alchemy cauldron, kill you, and keep your bones boiling for a whole year!
"
She thought that outside the door were her incompetent and idiotic subordinates. Because those guys were all underground creatures, many of them had limited intelligence. They would always have problems with small things, and then they would come to Xia Kaila to solve them.
For example, one day in the past, the men found a small boat made of air-dried compressed cow dung in the sewer. They had never seen such a thing before, so they dragged it back to Xia Kaela and asked her as the queen to come.
make a decision.
Don't ask why there are cow dung boats in the sewers, because this is New York, the New York of 40K Earth, and anything coming out of the sewers is normal. After all, there is no shortage of lunatics and perverts in this city.
Of course Xia Kaila didn't need a cow dung boat, especially a boat that was 'dissolving' after being soaked in sewage. Her solution was also very simple, which was to order those idiot men to divide the boat and eat it.
Don't tell me, although the underground creature is a bit stupid, there is no problem with loyalty. Her orders are always carried out without compromise. They are also competing to see who can eat more.
At this time, Xia Kaela angrily transformed back into her human form, put on a gauze pajamas and went to open the door. She found that it was not her stupid subordinate outside the door, but a man wearing a baseball cap and a dirty jacket.
of Mexicans.
When the other party saw her smiling sheepishly, she politely looked away and said in English with a strange accent:
"Hello, is Mr. Shit Eater at home? His cousin couldn't contact him, so he hired me to send a message."
"Here! Even though you are Mr. Deadpool, not Mr. Shit-Eater, your accent is more outrageous than an Indian I know. But he actually grew up in the United States, and he has a better language environment when driving a taxi, so
He speaks better English and is very reasonable. Since it is my cousin who is looking for me, let's set off now. That's right. They say that one day is like three autumns. It has been six years since my cousin and I were separated last time.
ah!"
At some point, Deadpool had already held a rose in his mouth and stood at the door of the bedroom with a big posture to make a majestic appearance!
Not to mention that the Mexican temporary worker was confused, even Xia Kaila and Death couldn't understand how he healed himself in an instant, escaped the clutches of Death, and where he got the flowers from.
But everything seems reasonable.
Just as everyone was stunned for a moment, Deadpool had already walked away from the obese middle-aged Mexican man, and disappeared into the sewer outside the door, arm in arm, as fast as the filth being flushed away in the toilet.
.............................
"Uuuuuuuuuuah! That's it. I was almost divided between my wife and girlfriend. They dismembered me and they must have wanted to assemble a Frankenstein version of me, right? That must be the case?"
Deadpool hugged Deathstroke's thigh, curled up in a ball on the ground and cried out about the domestic violence he suffered. Unfortunately, due to excessive blood loss and lack of water in his body, he did not shed a single tear. He just howled and recounted the past two days.
Encounter:
"I almost couldn't see you anymore. Do you know how much this hurts my heart? Onii-chan! Thanks to you sending someone to deliver the message, I was able to save me from the fire. I love you so much."
After saying that, he immediately got up from the ground and expressed his feelings to his cousin with a smile on his face.
From the looks of it, he knew it was nothing serious. The person with the strongest self-healing ability was not just talking about it. Wade had always liked to play with heavy tastes in the past. Those two ladies also did these things to make him happy.
Of course, there was a little accident. Both Xia Kaila and Death wanted to prove that they could make Wade happier than the other person, so they ended up going a little too far. But they didn't mean any harm. Alphabet games and role-playing will always be the same.
Some additional damage.
So Su Ming just pushed the bitch away calmly, and introduced helplessly to the people present: "This is my cousin Deadpool. I asked him to come over to do a favor. Most of the time, just pretend that he doesn't exist. If he
I’m telling you a dirty joke, remember, don’t answer, don’t answer, don’t answer!”
"...Why do you have to repeat this sentence three times, Professor, I thought you had the tape jammed." Hermione smiled and nodded to Deadpool, then turned her head and looked aside.
She knew this weirdo, and she also knew that Deadpool was Deathstroke's most trusted relative.
As for whether he has ever betrayed this trust, I don't know, but Deadpool seems to be unreliable, which makes Hermione a little confused as to why the professor called him here.
But speaking of it, Deadpool's teleportation ability is really strong. Just now, he suddenly appeared. You must know that everyone is in the Emerald Dream. This is a space full of primitive and violent natural energy.
Or is it a dream between existence and non-existence...
"vomit......"
Because of Deadpool's appearance, everyone present except Hermione and Deathstroke vomited. I don't know if it was due to body odor or appearance. Anyway, even the Green Dragon Princess couldn't resist it. She vomited more than others.
This seems to be an anomaly in Azeroth. Assuming that the princess ate five tons of food in dragon form, will the food still be in her stomach after she turns into human form? The size of the night elf, the stomach
How could there be so much stuff in there for her to vomit all over?
However, Su Ming just silently noted this without making a sound, and even deliberately looked away in order not to embarrass her.
The sound of retching also came from the depths of the dark cave. In a cave not far from where the people were, there were several sleeping leopards. They were Dru Yin. They also vomited in their dreams, and spewed out water from their mouths.
The rainbow-colored lakes and lakes washed away the stone walls in front of them with a splashing sound.
Deadpool was used to this. After all, not everyone knows how to appreciate his own beauty. He straightened up and cleared his throat, then quickly took out two cheerleader flowers from his trouser pocket and placed them on his waist, and danced enthusiastically
The unrestrained hula dance:
"Okay, cousin, you don't need to introduce me, because after this operation, everyone will remember me, the hottest red rose in the mercenary world, hehe! Just tell me who you want to kill, right?
No, you don’t have to tell me who you want to kill, you just tell me where he is and it’s done. It’s still the same, with a reward of 100,000 and an advance of 30,000, right?”
"Well... ok, you can put on your clothes and pants first."