"Don't worry, the relationship between me and my cousin is much better than the relationship between you and your cousin. Not everyone's cousin is so annoying, even if he is very annoying, you can use money to make people forget how annoying he is.
Cousin, my cousin is the only one. Did you know that several toilets in his house have projectors and supercomputers? When you poop, you can control the computer with your voice and let it play you a video of Niagara Falls. What a feeling.
.....It's so smooth...At least it's better than the current road conditions in New York. After so many days, has no one moved these empty cars?"
While talking endlessly, Deadpool let go of the steering wheel and signaled Adu to drive well. This must be his cousin taking care of his business again.
Then the paid tasks must take priority. Anyway, Spider-Man is dead and turned into gray. The dead person shouldn't mind waiting a little longer, right?
Su Ming turned to Hamill and said, "Remember to remind me when you go back and put a sign on the toilet door that Deadpool and dogs are not allowed."
"Uh, Slade, you are so heartless...but I can teleport directly into the toilet, hehe."
"Stop talking nonsense, fifty thousand."
"Who to kill?" Deadpool slapped his head. Last time he was roasted half-cooked by the phoenix, some of his skin had fallen off.
"No need to kill, as long as you entangle Odin, it's almost the same difficulty as dealing with Apocalypse." Su Ming said calmly. Unfortunately, Ginjiu was not here and he couldn't count the money immediately, which made him less convincing.
"You lied to me, again and again, again and again, how many times have you lied to me? Odin is the apex of the Heavenly Father, and he is even stronger than Thanos." Wade saw through everything, and he took it out of his pocket.
Bring out two dead rabbits and put them on the dashboard for Adu to take back to improve his life.
New York is in a state of depression right now, and almost every family has died. It should be very difficult to buy things.
"Add ten thousand."
"More, I've been having a hard time lately."
Wade squirmed on the seat, and the smell on his body spread, making Shirley show a strange expression. This man smelled like a stable.
"Forget it, your car is going to Xavier College, right? I'll just ask Wolverine, and I'll pay for the fare."
"Don't think about it. 21st Century Fox can't afford actors. Xavier Academy only has Colossus, Warhead and her lesbian girlfriend. The campus is empty and looks like it's haunted."
Wade immediately became nervous and imitated the appearance of a ghost floating around. He went to X Academy not once or twice, but he couldn't see anyone else every time he went.
"It's you, you not only bring your own BGM, but also your own story, but if I go, all the X-Men will definitely be there, right, Liana?"
"Yes, they will be there, and I will let them be there if necessary."
Mysterio nodded and answered affirmatively, but she was too tall and her blond hair was messy in the taxi compartment.
Wade's eyes became sharp. He looked at Mysterio and then at his cousin: "I knew she was the spy you planted in the X-Men. Your DC is too dark... You
Are you attracted to Magneto's two beautiful daughters? Do you know that your age is their grandfather's generation? This is simply a crime!"
"Add another 500."
Wade's thinking jumps too much. What does this have to do with Magneto? Just add more money. This nonsense will really make people crazy.
"It's done. We mercenaries don't care whether they are guilty or not. I will help you catch Scarlet Witch and Polaris now, but I can't guarantee that they are alive."
After saying that, Wade was about to use his teleportation belt. The Scarlet Witch should be ashes now. It is a bit difficult to snatch the ashes from the Avengers, but it is not impossible.
However, Polaris is more difficult to find. The leader of the wanted mutant group has many people looking for her.
"Who asked you to catch them...huh...mysterious guest, take us away."
A black-red light flashed across Hell's Edge, and everyone disappeared into the taxi instantly. It was as if a large group of people had never appeared. Only the rotten smell of Deadpool still lingered on the tip of Adu's nose.
Duponde pulled over to the side of the road and took out a small pink 'hello kitty' bag from under the passenger seat. Deadpool forgot to take his ammunition bag again.
"Mr. DP?" He got out of the car with his bag, used his hands to sit on the awning and looked into the sky, but Deadpool and a group of people were nowhere to be seen. He put down his hands and sighed sincerely: "Cool...
"
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"I"m all out of love,I"m so lost without you,I know you were right,Believing for so long....."
A melancholy song sounded. It was "All Out of Love" by Westlife Boys. In the timeline when Vanessa died, Wade was obsessed with this song and his driver Adu introduced it to him.
Su Ming did exclude Loki from the team at first because his little cousin appeared in Loki's storybook.
But when he met future Loki in future Latvinia, he realized that his ideas might be a little off.
He dare not tell others, but Deadpool is also a person who travels through the timeline randomly, and he changes his past not once or twice. The Deadpool who appears in the story is not necessarily the Deadpool of the past. Who can arrange a psychopath to climb over the wall?
s story?
Deadpool always said that there were audience members watching him, and he could realize the existence of the story and jump out of the story. He was the one who jumped into the Deathstroke story on his own initiative, and he was the one who shouldn't have been recorded.
"Turn off your mp3..."
"Hey, it's 1945 now? This is high technology, what are you dissatisfied with? Maybe to you we have been separated for a long time, but to me, Cable and I have just returned home, and even the pizza is
You haven’t had time to scream, can’t you let me feel it?”
Even though he said that, he felt regretful that he could not play BGM, but he still turned off the MP3 player obediently.
"Wade..."
"Huh?" Deadpool's small eyes looked at Deathstroke, and even through the mask, he could feel his doubtful expression.
"Don't you listen to the atmosphere when you play songs?!"
Only then did Wade notice that the surroundings were filled with ghosts, even the sky was dark green, and countless raggedly dressed creatures that looked like evil spirits completely surrounded everyone.
Deadpool's MP3 has been modified, and the sound it plays is extremely loud, and the power is very long-lasting. Because of this, the singing attracted a lot of monsters on the plain.
Wade took a deep breath and puffed up his chest. He felt the darkness and despair in the air. This breath was a little different from what he thought.
"Is this Gotham? Sure enough, the air is filled with death and chaos... The DC world is too dark. I want to meet Green Lantern Hal Jordan and ask him why he took on bad dramas and ask him to apologize to me.
Then kill him."
Wade suddenly turned his head to the side and spoke to the non-existent audience: "Although what I am going to say next is somewhat inconsistent with my character setting, I still want to say..."
He turned his head to look at Su Ming, brought his face that had not been washed for an unknown period of time close to him, took out a moon-shaped cardboard from his pocket and put it on the mouth of the mask, and said vaguely: "Why so serious?"
"boom!"
Wade fell to the ground at the sound. Su Ming calmly pulled the big bolt for God Jingos. He had just taken out the weapon from his bag, put it against Wade's chin like a fire stick and pulled the trigger.
It was indeed quiet.
What's wrong with learning a clown? It's annoying enough to have a laughing bat, but who can stand up to a bat attendant?
We can't let Deadpool have such thoughts at all, we have to use bullets to interrupt his thinking, because Wade seems to really be able to go to the DC universe.
The Deadpool who slaughtered the Marvel Universe came from the 12101 parallel universe. He was able to jump into the real Marvel editorial office, and even enter classic books to fight with those people. Although he was defeated by Holmes's boxing in the end, this also proved that
Deadpool has the ability to break out of the Marvel system.
There is also a Deathstroke in a parallel universe. He looks like a combination of Deathstroke and Deadpool. Just thinking about it makes people sick.
Just like Harley was able to move from DC to Marvel, it is not that difficult for lunatics to step out into their own world, but it is just difficult for normal people to imitate.
Deadpool also needs to use a teleporter, and although he still doesn't understand how it works, at least there is a theory that explains how he travels through time.
Harley's time travel is much more unreasonable. As long as she goes to the street to grab a car and then drives in any direction, she can drive people from DC into the real world. No one knows how she does it.
This is probably a plug-in, right?
This is Hela's underworld, not Gotham, but Su Ming can't let Deadpool have his random thoughts.
Deadpool got up. He put his fingers through his chin and stirred for a while. He also stretched out his fingers with his other hand, inserted them through the hole on the top of his head, and touched his brain.
It must be said that the muzzle velocity of the Shenjin Gauss gun was high enough. Deadpool's head did not explode like a watermelon, but was drilled into a round hole with a smooth inner wall.
"This is my favorite hood. I was wearing it when I killed Francis. You have to compensate me!"
"Add 100 yuan, get going now, we're going to chop some ribs."
Su Ming directly kicked Wade off the ground with his feet. At the same time, he took out two weapons from his bag and swept them towards the surrounding enemies.
To deal with the undead army, you don't need any exquisite sword skills, just beheading.
It's just that dealing with the dead in the underworld is like fighting against the waves in the sea. It's an endless battle.
Yes, the final battlefield is not the fairy palace, but the underworld, because Loki in the future will definitely come to find Hela. In an inconspicuous corner of the story, it is clearly recorded that Hela is also a person from the future.
She is Loki's lover who was sent to ancient times. If Loki has plans in the future, she should be prepared.
Hamil did not need the protection of soldiers, so the five of them each took out their weapons to clean up their surroundings, stabilize their front, and first see how the situation had changed.
Soon, Su Ming knew what Loki was preparing, and everyone could see it.
A golden sun rose slowly from the distance on the horizon, illuminating the whole world in red.
"Is Hela crazy?"
The mysterious guest held a big sword in his hand. She was the first to express her incomprehension. You must know that the underworld and hell have many similarities, that is, they do not rely on star lighting, but use their respective energies as lighting systems.
Like the underworld, the light source is originally the dark green iconic energy in the sky, which is so dim that it is almost without light. Souls and undead are also products of negative energy. Even if they are exposed to the sun and do not fly back to smoke, their combat effectiveness will be greatly reduced. This is
What tactics?
"Crack, click..." Deadpool kept taking pictures with his mobile phone and changing his body position: "You are right, but let me send a tweet first... the title is 'Underworld'"
Sunrise, miss it once and wait ten thousand years'... Get it done, and then @Task Force X, X-Men, X-Force, Colonel Stryker, the person in charge of the
What else is there? Think about it for me, damn, there’s no signal here!”