After so many years, domestic horror films have laid a deep foundation in the minds of the masses. Everyone loves to talk about it. It has always insisted on the morality of not being bad, even if it is domestic, it is inexplicably touching. So everyone every
Every time I go to see it, I always express my deep love and hate with an amiable and amiable attitude and a sharp and incisive rant.
But most people still don’t want to shake their dicks. They spend their Alipay salary and take advantage of the discounts at the dessert shop to go to the cinema and enjoy the 90-minute process of being slapped in the face.
Lu Xinguang was once one of them. After watching many domestic horror movies on the computer, he successfully learned to use a noble and cold attitude and despise every unscrupulous and low-cost bad movie that cheats money. But the facts tell him that being noble and cold is not
So easy to pretend. So every Valentine's Day, well, all kinds of Valentine's Day, including Singles' Day, he has a habit of sitting in the theater, watching domestic horror movies, and silently slapping himself in the face. Because he
What I’m watching isn’t a movie, it’s loneliness!
Recently, Lu Xinguang is chasing a new girl in the company. The girl's name is very nice, called Chu Xixi.
Lu Xinguang has made great ambitions. This year, for example, during Chinese Valentine's Day, Singles' Day, Christmas, etc., he will never sit alone in a cinema watching domestic horror movies and slap himself in the face silently!
He wants to say goodbye to being single, and go enjoy the excitement of popcorn movies with his girlfriend, and the lingering pathos of love movies...
As for watching horror movies? It is said that you can successfully get out of singlehood?
Lu Xinguang said, that’s because you don’t understand domestic horror movies at all!
But Chu Xixi's past experience made Lu Xinguang say, don't worry, she won't watch horror movies.
Because, Chu Xixi once told him when chatting that when she was a student, she and her friends went to the school cinema to watch a classic horror film from Hong Kong Island. There was a disfigured face in the horror film.
Her face had haunted her throughout her youth, so she could no longer muster the courage to watch horror movies, so she closed herself off and indulged in a sea of popcorn movies.
However, just after getting off work today, Chu Xixi suddenly found Lu Xinguang and said with a trembling voice with inexplicable excitement: "Let's watch a horror movie together!"
To be honest, Lu Xinguang was a little scared.
"Didn't you say you would never watch horror movies again?" Lu Xinguang asked in shock.
"Yes, but many of my best friends like to watch horror movies. I avoid them every time. It's very embarrassing. Unfortunately, I have tried watching Thai gore movies, rb gloomy movies, Korean thrillers, and European and American violent thrillers.
I didn’t dare to watch it anymore! Until... I watched a domestic horror movie with a group of girlfriends that day, and I felt like I wasn’t that scared after all!" Chu Xixi explained.
What else can Lu Xinguang say?
Haha, I don’t dare to watch other horror movies for fear of embarrassment, but if I watch domestic horror movies, it’s only shameful if I get scared, okay?
Of course, Lu Xinguang is not a professional straight man after all, so for the sake of his lifelong happiness, he resolutely agreed.
After all, this is him who Chu Xixi took the initiative to ask out!
Maybe you can get out of the singles tonight, or even go one step further and get on base directly!
The two went to the nearest commercial plaza to have dinner together, and then went shopping with Chu Xixi, playing video games and dancing machines!
Time has gradually come to the time for domestic horror movies!
At 10:30 in the evening, the two came to the cinema!
This period is the prime time for domestic horror movies!
Lu Xinguang couldn't be more familiar.
Although the two of them had made an appointment to watch a horror movie, there were actually several horror movies showing in this theater tonight.
Lu Xinguang didn't want to reveal his LSP's true identity in front of girls, so when choosing movies, Lu Xinguang immediately passed the various wet temptations and various Mariana Trench domestic horror movies on the promotional posters. However, what Lu Xinguang is a little confused about is that all the movie posters showing Te Miao Yi Shui are this type of movie posters.
Finally, Lu Xinguang saw a relatively special poster.
There is no beautiful woman in this poster. Compared with other domestic horror films, the name is "The Gift of Room No. 7"!
And looking at the cast list again, good guys, they are really all experienced actors in Yishui.
This lineup is indeed very luxurious, it’s just you!
Lu Xinguang chose "The Gift of Room No. 7" not at all because of how special this movie is, but because the promotional poster for this movie does not include the Mariana Trench, nor any bikini girls, wet girls, etc.
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This can keep the secret of his lsp!
"Let's watch "The Gift of Room No. 7". This movie has a very luxurious cast. The heroine is Chen Ying'er, and the supporting actors are all Hong Kong veterans. You should be able to watch it!" Lu Xinguang proactively recommended.
Chu Xixi is not picky about what movies to watch, as long as they are domestic horror movies!
Bought tickets and popcorn drinks.
The two entered the movie theater together.
Waiting for the movie to start!
Although it was already 10:30 in the evening and the movie would end until early in the morning, there were quite a lot of people in the movie theater.
There are at least twenty or thirty people, and of course, most of them are couples!
Lu Xinguang naturally has expectations in his heart.
Why did these people choose this time to watch movies?
Haha, I understand everything!
It’s definitely not possible to go back so late, it’s so unsafe.
So, don’t get me wrong, get a room or something nearby, it’s all for safety reasons!
Not long after, the movie started!
At the beginning of the movie, the heroine Li Yisheng went to her adoptive father to get a case file.
Then the heroine walked out of the correctional facility.
Watching a floating balloon get caught in a barbed wire fence.
Lu Xinguang felt very uncomfortable watching this scene.
I secretly cursed in my heart, why is Temeow’s horror movie so deep?
But the heroine is quite beautiful.
Not to mention, he has watched so many domestic horror films, and although they are full of flaws, he still found some bright spots.
For example, in this type of movie, the more beautiful the heroine is, the more frightened, frightened or desperate the heroine will be, the more she will feel inexplicably happy!
Of course, he would definitely not be able to tell Chu Xixi about this kind of thoughts.
The close-up of the heroine among the snowflakes, the background is blurred, and the picture is very beautiful.
If it were placed in other movies, this would be a highlight, but for Lu Xinguang, this special meow is full of flaws.
Horror movie, old man, why do you create such beautiful scenes?
Immediately afterwards, the screen turned to a magic stick.
"The sky is Lingling, the earth is Lingling..." Although the magic stick feels very exaggerated.
But Lu Xinguang felt that it had a bad taste, like a domestic horror movie.
The master of catching ghosts.
One of the routines of domestic horror movies, ghost! It will be proved in the end that it definitely does not exist.
Therefore, the so-called ghost-catching master naturally does not need to be particularly rigorous. After all, it will be proved in the end that he is a real ghost!
However, the subsequent development of the plot once again exceeded the expectations of Lu Xinguang, a veteran of domestic horror films.
This magician has calculated wrongly several times in a row.
It actually made many people in the theater burst into laughter!
Including Chu Xixi!
While eating popcorn, Lu Xinguang complained in his mind, what kind of brain circuit does this special director have? Horror movies are funny first? Is there any mistake?
The atmosphere is gone and it’s still scary.
Bad review!
Immediately afterwards, a priest presided over the service in the church!
Lu Xinguang nodded!
If the magic stick is unreliable, then the priest, well, the priest can catch ghosts, that’s totally acceptable!
However, it turns out that Lu Xinguang was fooled again!
The door of the church was pushed open, and the priest was stabbed by the sudden bright light. He turned a blind eye and looked just like the magic stick, just as funny!
And the two people sticking out of the door turned out to be the magic stick and his assistant!
Holy stick priest?
What kind of magical combination is this?
We actually met this heroine many years ago?
Then, the priest asked with a puzzled look: "Why are you here?"
As a result, because he happened to be leading the service, the believers below also said, "Why are you here?"
Chu Xixi, who has a relatively low point of laughter, is so smiling that her branches are trembling!
Lu Xinguang was dumbfounded again.
What the hell is this damn thing?
Are magicians as unreliable as priests?
No, the question is, why is it still funny?
The priest obviously knew Li Yisheng. Not only the priest, but also the man playing the piano also knew Li Yisheng.
The believers below are all a little confused, who is Li Yisheng?
In fact, Lu Xinguang also wondered, what exactly is this special meow trying to do?
Why do domestic horror films have to replace even the last remaining formula and routine?