When the old man's plan failed, he came up with another plan. The old policeman went to the bathhouse to take a bath. He pretended to be a bathhouse worker and actually threatened the old policeman to hand over his camera by giving him a bath.
The old police officer was also speechless, who the hell is this?
His back was almost bald.
The old police officer is so depressed!
Zhou Xing expressed that he didn't understand the old man's forceful approach, and the old man thought so. So, it's not strange to say that it is polite to many people.
Zhou Xing bought a box of gifts and followed the old police officer all the way. It turned out that the old police officer and his colleagues were following the suspect.
Good guy, Zhou Xing walked up to him so carelessly carrying a gift.
Showing off the gift box with a shy face: "Um, I'm sorry to come here empty-handed. Officer, can I borrow your camera?"
The old police officer is already a Spartan. Where does this horse-riding guy come from with his retardation?
They are fucking following and planning to arrest people. Who the hell are you?
But he didn't dare to say anything for fear of alerting the enemy. As a result, Zhou Xing and the old man thought: "There is another one, hello! Excuse me! Let me go? I can't leave..."
At this time, the suspect heard the noise and became alert.
The old police officer made gestures to tell him not to look, not to look, but how could Zhou Xing and the old man know this.
So the suspect ran away.
The old policeman was so angry that he almost exploded.
"What's going on?" Zhou Xing finally understood.
"You, do you know that you are obstructing official business?"
Then, then he was caught!
Although this plot is a bit silly logically, the funny effect is still good.
In fact, everyone doesn’t mean to be so picky. After all, comedy movies, especially some nonsensical comedy movies, have some logical errors and omissions, which is perfectly normal.
No one will take it seriously!
In the detention room, the perverted old man started doing his old habits again.
He really wanted to blow the paper to the ground like he did in the hospital and let the girl pick it up, so that he could capture the beauty with his wretched eyes!
It's just a pity that the distance is a bit far and he can't blow it very much.
In the eyes of others, he was like Zhou Xing puffing out his mouth like a wilted person.
At this time, the old police officer’s wife brought over a lunch box for the whole team to eat.
The perverted old man smiled obscenely and said: "Marriage is not something that can only rely on love, right? Well, I miss it so much. I was going to sell that camera, but in order to be with my girlfriend
You should behave well in front of others and not sell out, but you will marry someone else..."
At this time, the old police officer’s wife asked doubtfully: “Who is it?”
"Are you really not going to give me a camera?" The old man put on Zhou Xing's body and winked.
"What's that girl's name?"
The old police officer suddenly remembered something, changed his previous attitude, quickly picked up the sushi bento made by his wife, ran over, and said politely: "How about some kimbap?"
"Other people's kimbap is not to my liking!" Zhou Xing waved his hands subconsciously.
"Say it's in the second drawer of the closet, please!"
Obviously, the old man did know the old police officer. The old police officer changed his previous attitude in order to prevent a fire in the backyard.
The camera turned around and it was inside the hospital.
"Pan Jun! Hey, Pan Jun, it's you!" the old man said to another old man wearing a hospital gown in the hospital.
The old man named Pan Jun's eyes suddenly turned red, and he turned his head excitedly, but what he saw was a strange young man like Zhou Xing.
He suddenly looked confused.
Despite this, he still came to the hospital canteen with Zhou Xing.
The old man possessing Zhou Xing's body used his body to drink heavily.
Pan Jun advised: "If you start drinking like this at such a young age, you will lose all your teeth when you are old!"
But Zhou Xing said, "If you drink like that, won't it be okay?"
Old man Pan Jun was aroused by these words and immediately picked up the wine glass and took a sip, but was discovered by the nurse.
"Who are you? How did you find me?" Pan Jun was a little confused.
Because the voice sounded familiar before, much like an old friend of his, but in front of him was a strange young man.
At this moment, a clear voice suddenly came: "Aren't you having a drink?"
Zhou Xing turned his head, and the next moment, he was stunned. Love at first sight? Oh, no, it was probably because of lust, no matter what, anyway, this nurse is really beautiful!
As a result, the next moment, the old man possessed him again, pursed his lips, showed a vulgar expression, and looked at the girl blankly.
He also took the initiative to put down the cup, stood up, turned a deaf ear to Pan Jun's questions, and walked directly towards the beautiful nurse.
He also had his hands behind his back as a trademark.
When he came to the beautiful nurse, he shamelessly approached and said, "You have been looking here since just now. Are you looking at me? Or at that old patient?"
This shameless slap made the beautiful nurse look confused.
"What?"
As a result, the old man controlled Zhou Xing's body and continued to shamelessly approach the beautiful nurse: "What can I do if I take a look? Even if your eyes are like lasers, I'm willing to do it!" After saying that, he looked like an old man with his hands behind his back again.
Look like leaving.
The beautiful nurse, who was left in a state of bewilderment, had no idea what was going on.
He also walked to the window and let the wind blow his hair, pretending to be handsome. Little did he know that at this time, he was as frustrated as he wanted.
But he also twitched his eyebrows at the beautiful nurse with a narcissistic look, which made people laugh.
"The weather is also nice. How about going to the cafe to have a cup of scented tea? Or float an egg yolk on it. I wonder if you can give me this honor?"
As a result, not only was the beautiful nurse dumbfounded, but everyone else was also stunned, completely speechless by his shameless and sinister look.
"Do you have to be so shameless in front of women?" Zhou Xing complained in the bathroom.
"What's wrong? I also saw that you fell in love with her at first sight, so I..." The old man said that he was doing it entirely for his own good.
"I didn't!" Zhou Xing said sternly.
"You are it!" The old man said as if he had already seen through you.
"I'm not that kind of person!" Zhou Xing continued to be tough.
"No, you're that kind of bastard!"
It turned out that he came to the hospital to find an old friend in order to return the camera to him.
And that old friend is naturally the old man Pan Jun who loves to drink.
Zhou Xing woke up and saw the crying aunt lying face to face in front of him, looking at him blankly.
Soon, the aunt began to cry and the uncle continued to smoke.
This seems to have become his daily routine.
The key is that the perverted old man actually read adult magazines with such a vulgar look, which left Zhou Xing completely speechless.
This made him more and more eager to fulfill these Ah Piao's wishes and make them disappear quickly, so he asked the little kid: "What is your wish?"
The little kid's wish is very simple, that is, to go see a movie.
Zhou Xing brought Greedy Kid to the cinema, and it just so happened that the beautiful nurse also brought the patient's child to watch the movie. Greedy Kid immediately fell in love with the lollipop in the patient's child's hand and almost drooled.
Already.
Zhou Xing also discovered the goddess of his dreams and walked up to say hello.
As a result, the greedy little kid turned his nose and asked: "How much did you buy that lollipop?"
Although I was very confused as to why this man was so weird that he would lick his nose in front of his face, the beautiful nurse still answered the question.
In the theater, both Zhou Xing and the kid laughed out loud at the movie.
On the other side, the beautiful nurse saw Zhou Xing watching the movie alone and laughing, but she was thoughtful.
Because the movie they watched was a cartoon for children.
In the theater, except for Zhou Xing, who came to see it by himself, everyone else in the theater was seen by adults with children, so he seemed so out of the ordinary.
After leaving the theater, the kid asked to buy hand-made toys again. In order to get rid of them as soon as possible, Zhou Xing had no choice but to agree to come down and buy them for him.
The next moment he saw the beautiful nurse again.
Only this time, the greedy kid couldn't help but take action.
He possessed Zhou Xing's body and went to the sick child to ask for candy.
People gave him some candies, but he still didn't think they were enough: "Is that all?"
As a result, he was caught by the beautiful nurse. The little kid immediately stuffed all the candies into his pocket. Fortunately, the patient child was very sensible and told the beautiful nurse: "Sister, I'm hungry! Let's go eat fried noodles, okay?"
good?"
But when he heard about fried noodles, the greedy kid's eyes suddenly lit up.
Followed immediately.
As a result, I ate five large bowls of fried noodles.
Let patients and children be amazed!
I ran over and asked him if he could have another bowl.
As a result, the greedy kid said proudly: "I can eat three more bowls!"
But as a result of eating too much noodles, Zhou Xing ran to the toilet and vomited so much bile.
Because Ah Piao doesn’t have an appetite at all, but Zhou Xing does!
The beautiful nurse thought it was because of the child she brought that Zhou Xing ate so much.
So I apologized and said that the child couldn't eat much because he had cancer, so he especially liked people who could eat.
At this moment, a small stall attracted the attention of the cancer kid and the greedy kid.
It turns out that this stall sells the kind of candy fish that was very popular with children when they were young.
And this sugar blower does not sell it directly, but uses darts.
Zhou Xing felt bad when he saw the kid standing there licking his lips and drooling.
But there was no way, he had to fulfill the kid's wish.
In desperation, he threw the dart casually, and unexpectedly won the biggest prize, the biggest fish made of sugar.
Even the stall owner was amazed that after 40 years of doing this business, this was the first time that someone had won such a big prize.
A half-human-sized candy fish almost made Zhou Xing lose his eyeballs.
Zhou Xing originally wanted to give this to the child with cancer, but unfortunately, he couldn't make the decision at all. The greedy kid crossed his fingers at him, and he had no choice but to take the candy fish and leave.
The greedy kid asked him: "What I drew, why did I give it to others?"
"Didn't they get one? Just give them one!"
Unfortunately, the greedy kid refused to give in.
In fact, the most critical reason is that Zhou Xing really doesn’t want to eat such a big fish made of sugar!
The audience burst into laughter immediately.
Isn’t it? The greedy kid wants to eat such a big candy fish, but for Zhou Xing, that is simply a sin!
While he was talking, a beautiful nurse came over with the child Zhengyuan and said to him: "You better eat it, we don't need it!"
However, Zhengyuan was still very impressed and said: "Uncle is so awesome, he can eat such a big meal!"
As the nurse said before, he suffers from cancer. In fact, he can't eat much at all, so he especially likes people who can eat.
Zhou Xing hugged the candy fish, but felt very uncomfortable in her heart.
He finally couldn't help complaining to the greedy kid: "As long as you have a toy, how nice is this? You're not a child!"
But the greedy kid retorted: "Can the food and play be the same?"
"Do you know what people who are dead and people who are dying have in common?"
"What?"
"Shopping is not necessary. What do dead people need?"
"Isn't it okay if I don't die?"
"Do you think living is easy?"
"Do you think it's okay to die?"
One person and one ghost, talking to each other like you and me, suddenly passed by a video store with a sign saying that comic books, CDs, and video tapes were on clearance.
Zhou Xing couldn't help but stopped.
At this time, the kid asked back: "Didn't you say that people who are about to die don't need to shop?"
Zhou Xing said inexplicably: "I told you I like anime!"
Back at the hospital, the nurse comforted Xiao Zhengyuan, but Xiao Zhengyuan liked Zhou Xing very much and asked her if she would see that uncle, the God of Cookery, again.
At this time, a colleague of the beautiful nurse mentioned that her father wanted to see her.
But obviously, the relationship between father and daughter is not good. The colleague let it slip and said something about your father, which soon turned into a name. The patient named Zheng Heng was looking for her!
When she came to the ward, she found that he was convulsing, and she quickly called the doctor.
Although she cared about him in her heart, she didn't know why the relationship was so bad.
Poor Zhou Xing, on the other hand, continues to fulfill Ah Piao's wish, this time it's the smoker uncle.
Uncle Smoker's wish is to find an old car in a junkyard.
But this smoker uncle is actually more afraid of the dark than Zhou Xing, which even makes Zhou Xing a little suspicious, who is a human and who is a ghost?
Who has ever seen a ghost so afraid of the dark?
Then they didn't find the old car, but the flashlight actually illuminated a car at the first time. The key is that there was actually a "person" in the car?
The brother was obviously not in a good condition: "You? Are you going to steal your car now?"
"How do you know I'm here to pick up the car?" Zhou Xing also asked a very mentally retarded question. Why the hell are you knocking on the door of the parking lot? If you're not here to steal a car, why are you here?
However, that guy seems to be a little out of his mind.
"What, do you want to race with my wife?" This question is very fashionable.
Then the cool car headlights were turned on. Zhou Xing looked confused and even used his own flashlight to compare with other people's car lights to see who was brighter.
It's just a pity that the car owner also has an abnormal mind and is about to race with No. 11.
