Chapter 1319 I learned it, I also want to hear your heartbeat
Then a funny scene happened.
The drunk man was driving, Zhou Xing was running in front.
As a result, the driver was so stunned that he couldn't catch up and ran away.
However, after chasing him, the drunkard actually started crying: "Just let me catch you once! Just once!"
The audience was all confused, why is this so abnormal?
"I don't even have a wife anymore, so I just complain, and I have an affair. I want to have a good life..." It turns out that the guy driving the car was a miserable, cheated man.
Unfortunately, he didn't dare to actually hit someone with his car. When Zhou Xing stopped, he was so frightened that he quickly stepped on the brakes.
"Actually, I can see ghosts!" Zhou Xing said while standing in front of the car.
"There are four ghosts. How can I say this? I have a bit of a fairy spirit?" Zhou Xing said and came to the car window, and then looked like a ghost. The cuckold uncle was so scared that he almost vomited out all the wine he drank.
Then the smoker uncle next to him performed his special trick and kept puffing away at the smoke.
"Maybe I can try to help you get back together?" Zhou Xing tried to say after seeing that the cuckold uncle was emotionally stable.
"Of course, I'm not doing it for money, I just want an old car."
Obviously he impressed this cuckold uncle.
Soon, Zhou Xing found the cuckold man's wife and ended up lamely tracking him to the hospital.
It turned out that the woman was suffering from lung cancer, but she happened to be pregnant again. She wanted to keep the child and was unwilling to undergo chemotherapy.
The man collapsed. He saw his wife who came to see him, and asked her crying: "Why didn't you tell me? It should be treated!"
The wife also shed tears and said: "Instead of letting me live, it is better to let the children live. Although we are getting older, our children are growing!"
Zhou Xing got his wish and helped Uncle Smoker get the old car he had been longing for.
Driving to the beach.
Zhou Xing didn't understand: "So just to drive this car again? Why? It's not like driving with a beautiful woman, and there are no good passengers. This is your wish?"
Uncle Smoker was very happy, but he didn't tell him why.
When they came to the beach, one person and one ghost were sitting on the beach. Zhou Xing couldn't help but ask: "Are you married?"
Uncle Smoker nodded: "It's over!"
"Do you have children?" Zhou Xing asked again.
"Yes!" Uncle Smoker nodded while looking at the sea.
"What happens after marriage?" Zhou Xing asked curiously.
Seeing Uncle Smoker looking over with a strange look on his face, he quickly explained: "It's not that I want to get married, I'm just curious!"
Uncle Smoker thought for a while and said: "After getting married, we will become two people living together!"
"What about having a child?"
"With a child, there will be three of us!" Uncle Smoker suddenly laughed.
"I can do math, are you happy?" he asked again.
"So happy!" Uncle Smoker grinned and smiled again.
"One person becomes three people. Even if you are tired, you will still have motivation. And that motivation will triple, of course!"
Zhou Xing said in confusion: "Isn't it three times as tiring?"
"Then just get another one and quadruple the power!" Uncle Smokey continued.
"Then the tiredness must have quadrupled. Are you stupid?" Zhou Xing looked at him as if he were a fool.
Uncle Smoker let out a sigh of relief: "I may feel tired because of my family, but they are also the ones cheering me on!"
Zhou Xing is a little sad because he has no family.
Suddenly the smoker uncle stood up: "How about a close contact with the sea?"
Zhou Xing was immediately dumbfounded.
"It's such a cold day, are you crazy?"
But Uncle Smoker said: "Swimming in the sea is my wish!"
Zhou Xing immediately felt that he was being shaken. He had promised to find an old car for him to drive, which was his wish. Why did he now go swimming in the sea?
Of course, the key is that Zhou Xing can’t swim! This is even the first time for him to come to the beach.
It's a pity that the smoker uncle directly controlled his body and took off his clothes and went into the sea.
In the sea, ghosts cry out for heat and people cry out for cold.
Uncle Smoker taught him: "Be calm, if you are calm you will float by yourself!"
Then he swam away into the distance.
The voice-over sounded, which was the confession of the male protagonist played by Zhou Xing.
"I came to the sea for the first time after I was born. It was cold, salty, vast and particularly dazzling."
Among the shots, the shot from the bottom of the sea to the surface is indeed dazzling.
And I don’t know when, the other three Ah Piao also came to the beach. The perverted old man was laughing, the greedy kid was running, and the crying aunt was still wiping her tears.
Uncle Smoker's wish came true.
Back home, one person and four ghosts licked the super "sugar-painted" fish together.
Well, actually, four people shared his body and were eating this exaggeratedly big fish.
Zhou Xing suddenly wanted to go shopping. He went to the video store he passed before and bought a lot of books and CDs.
On the way back, both Zhou Xing and Uncle Smoker were smoking.
But the smoker uncle suddenly threw away the cigarette he had only taken two puffs on. Zhou Xing asked curiously: "Are you going to quit smoking?"
"Are you thinking about my health? Did you also die of lung cancer?" Zhou Xing asked.
Uncle Smoker shook his head: "No!"
"what is that?"
"Traffic accident!"
"Driving a car like this one?"
It's just that extreme joy brings sorrow.
A police car behind asked him to stop, and the traffic police came forward to check his driver's license.
But the smoker uncle also forgot that Zhou Xing didn’t have a driver’s license at all.
The consequences of driving without a license are self-evident.
He was taken to the traffic police team.
The depressed Zhou Xing took out a cigarette and lit it, but the smoker blew out the lighter directly.
This made Zhou Xing even more depressed.
Just looking at it in the eyes of the traffic police, I feel more and more that this person is a lunatic, right?
Hold a cigarette in your mouth, then light it, blow it out, light it, blow it out.
He also reached out to take the cigarette away, and then took the cigarette back with the other hand.
"He is not abnormal!" a traffic policeman couldn't help but said.
The traffic policeman who arrested him frowned and asked, "I asked you to call your family members over. What are you doing?"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! At this time, Zhou Xing was possessed by Uncle Smoker.
He reached out and flipped his hair seductively and said, "I think it would be better to quit smoking! But he always wants to smoke!"
"Who wants to smoke, and who is not allowed to smoke?" the traffic policeman asked curiously.
Zhou Xing returned to normal at this time, shook his head and said: "I don't understand even if I say it."
"You are so old, why don't you have a driver's license?" Another traffic policeman asked doubtfully.
At this time, it was the smoker who answered again: "Ah, I have a driver's license. I am a taxi driver."
“Driving a taxi without a driver’s license?”
At this time, Zhou Xing said to the smoker uncle again: "That's you!"
But in the eyes of the traffic police, I feel more and more that Zhou Xing is a lunatic, right?
Zhou Xing then replied seriously: "I have been afraid of cars since I was a child, so I didn't take the driver's license test!"
Then he got into trouble with Uncle Smoker again, but other people couldn't see Uncle Smoker, so the scene looked extremely weird.
All eyes were focused on him.
The traffic police still asked him to call his family members quickly.
Hearing this, Zhou Xing also became a little disappointed: "I'm so old, can't I handle it myself?"
"Who made you mentally unstable? How can you deal with it yourself?"
"Hurry up and call your immediate family or..."
Before the traffic policeman could finish speaking, Zhou Xing said, "If I don't have immediate relatives, will you arrest me?"
"No, we also want you to solve the problem quickly and let you go back as soon as possible. What? No one can come?"
Zhou Xing thought for a while and couldn't think of anyone who could come.
Suddenly he remembered the business card the beautiful nurse had given him before, and took it out.
The traffic police immediately notified the beautiful nurse Zheng Xiuxiu.
But Zheng Xiuxiu surprised Zhou Xing because she actually put her ear directly on his chest!
This intimate act made everyone think that they were boyfriend and girlfriend!
Of course, the main reason is that Zhou Xing doesn't look like a normal person, but he actually has such a beautiful and considerate girlfriend.
The audience was also confused and didn't understand why the beautiful nurse suddenly acted so intimately.
In the car, Zhou Xing seemed a little embarrassed.
Zheng Xiuxiu was very natural and said while driving: "I just talked about my family. If possible, the one I want to abandon the most is my family!"
Her words reminded everyone of her father who was hospitalized before.
Arrived at the place.
Zheng Xiuxiu suddenly took out a handful of candies and handed them to Zhou Xing: "Stop robbing the children!"
Obviously, she remembered the incident in the movie theater where Zhou Xing snatched the candy from the kid named Zheng Yuan.
At this time, Uncle Smoker suddenly appeared and reminded Zhou Xing that it turned out that Zhou Xing had gone to buy anime DVDs and wanted to give them to Zheng Xiuxiu because he thought she also liked anime.
He handed a whole box of anime DVDs to the bewildered Zheng Xiuxiu without any money, and said that I didn't buy it, it was his family's inventory.
Zheng Xiuxiu asked in confusion: "Why should you give it to me?"
Zhou Xing obviously had no experience chasing girls, so he smiled awkwardly and said: "It's useless to leave it alone anyway..."
Seeing Zheng Xiuxiu struggling to move the box of things, Uncle Smoker was really helpless and had to come out again to remind him: "You won't go up and help her get it?"
Zhou Xing then belatedly chased after her and helped her get the box of things.
After sending her to the bus, she turned back feeling disappointed.
But this time he finally came to his senses and frantically caught up with the bus and got on it.
"Um, why did you do that in the traffic police team just now?" He finally couldn't help but ask. Of course, this was also something everyone was curious about.
"I'm sorry, that's an occupational disease. I want to hear the beating of my heart!" Zheng Xiuxiu was also a little embarrassed.
"It doesn't matter!"
"Sounds very healthy! Your parents gave you a very healthy heart!"
The next moment, Zhou Xing, the Shadiao, actually became smarter: "Well, I must be fair and disrespectful!"
Zheng Xiuxiu looked confused.
Then Zhou Xing told her what reciprocity meant, and he actually put his hands on the girl's chest to listen to her heartbeat.
Many male audience members in the theater had their eyes shining.
Learned, learned!
"It jumps so fast!" Zhou Xing said.
Can you not hurry up?
What girl can't have her heart beat faster when a man is so close to her?
The distance between the two suddenly became much closer.
It's just that there are always differences.
Zheng Xiuxiu returned to the hospital and came to her father's ward, only to see her father playing cards with the old man named Pan Jun and the cancer boy Zheng Yuan.
Zheng Xiuxiu angrily put away the cards and said, "If this happens again, I will give you more sleeping pills!"
After saying that, he turned around and left.
"Are you going on a date? It looks much better in casual clothes than in nurse uniforms! It would be nice if the shoes look better!" Zheng Xiuxiu's father suddenly said.
Obviously there are deep conflicts between father and daughter.
On the other side, it was finally the turn of the last one, the crybaby aunt's wish.
Her wish: "I just want to cook a meal for the person I like!"
"Then tell me the list of people you like! Just find those people and that's it?" Zhou Xing said with relief after hearing this.
This is the last one!
"The person I like?" The crybaby asked looking at him.
"Is there anyone you want to have dinner with?" Zhou Xing looked confused.
The cute crying aunt suddenly started crying again: "Sorry, I couldn't answer faster!"
In fact, at this time, many people have some speculations and doubts.
Because the setting here is that if people don't ask, ghosts can't take the initiative to tell.
Zhou Xing asked just now, but she didn't answer immediately, so she said sorry.
Then the answer is ready to come out. Of course, this is just some speculation by some viewers.
"How about we eat together?" Suddenly the crying aunt turned around and asked.
"Don't deny it when the time comes!" Zhou Xing thought of Uncle Smoker and said.
"No! Let's eat together!" The crying aunt shook her head.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "Then you don't have to look for someone you like?" Zhou Xing asked again uncertainly.
"Yes! Can you call someone else?" Suddenly the crying aunt seemed to remember something and asked.
As a result, the person whom the crybaby actually wanted to call again was Zheng Xiuxiu!
Zhou Xing also looked surprised and shy.
Zhou Xing and his crybaby aunt came to the hospital together. The aunt forgot to share Zhou Xing's body, so she stepped forward and touched Zheng Xiuxiu's hairpin. Zheng Xiuxiu didn't feel disgusted by this intimate gesture.
But at this moment, Zheng Xiuxiu's father appeared.
"Boyfriend?"
"I am Zheng Xiuxiu's father!"
Zhou Xing was the stupidest person to explain, but before he could explain, Zheng Xiuxiu said that he should take a sedative.
"I had a fortune teller before, and it was a man. He said he would get married, so will he get married?" Zheng Xiuxiu's father asked abruptly.
Zhou Xing was dumbfounded and didn't know how to answer at all.
"That's my dream! Maybe give birth to two children..." In fact, this was not Zhou Xing's answer at all, but what the crybaby aunt said.
Father Zheng was very happy. Zheng Xiuxiu quickly wanted to send him away, but he turned around and said, "But I can't wait too long. I want to see her get married as soon as possible!"
Now Zheng Xiuxiu exploded.
"Why don't you go in?" she shouted loudly.
Zhou Xing looked surprised: "Xiuxiu, why do you treat your father like this?"
This time Zheng Xiuxiu did not put on a nice face, but glared at him and said, "What do I do to my father, does it have anything to do with you?"
Zheng Xiuxiu, who has always been extremely gentle and considerate, showed such an expression for the first time.
This made Zhou Xing extremely surprised.
"Between me and him, do you know how he treated me? You don't know anything!"
"But, he is always your father...and your family..."
"You only know family, family, family. Because you have never had a family, you think your family will be very good, but I am not! I don't want to have this family anymore. I'm sorry, please stop meddling in my affairs, okay?"
