Chapter 824: Continuous Fart and Peaceful Sha Luoyan Style
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Xue Yiran is of course a beauty, and she once had the title of gentle goddess. Although "My Sassy Girl" later subverted her, the goddess is still a goddess.
Wearing a clean and crisp sportswear, walking on the lawn, Xue Yiran looks a little less sexy, but in fact, she is more like a goddess.
After all, a slim-fitting POLO shirt and pencil pants can also show off your figure.
In particular, Xue Yiran has a pair of long legs, which makes it look even more like a bear with legs all the way down.
So the question is, how can Xue Yiran subvert himself?
How to change from a goddess to a goddess?
Suddenly Li Yi reached out and pressed the pause button.
"What are you doing?" Mu Qing looked confused.
"Let's make a bet, how do you think she will play?" Li Yi said with a wicked smile.
"This...I don't want to guess!" Mu Qing looked at Mr. Li warily.
"Why?" Li Yi looked hurt.
Mu Qing's face turned red and she said, "I just won't guess anyway."
There is no way that Li always takes advantage of the opportunity of betting to let her and himself learn new knowledge.
Mu Qing already has a certain degree of immunity. The key is that she will lose every time she bets.
Therefore, a person as smart as Dao Mu would definitely not bet with someone like Li so easily again.
"My dear, just take a guess. This time I will give you a few more chances, and I will guess once!" Li Yi naturally refused to give up.
Anyway, after Mu Dao lost his usual bet, it was what Li was looking forward to the most.
Because he can really do whatever he wants, and Director Mu is always reluctant but willing to admit defeat.
"Then, what's the bet?" Mu Qing rolled her eyes at Mr. Li charmingly, but still said.
"You know my bet. If you win, you can do whatever you want." Li Yi crossed his arms and looked at death as though he were dead.
Mu Qing gave him a helpless look. Otherwise, men and women are really unfair sometimes. What else could she want?
Of course, if the topic that makes her shy comes up, then there is actually nothing Li Yi is afraid of.
For example: "If you lose, eat bean juice for three days in a row!"
Li Yi's eyes widened immediately, but he didn't expect Director Mu to still remember.
I remember that the two of them went to taste this unique traditional snack in the capital for the first time, but Li Yi just took one bite and couldn't cheer up for the whole day. He always felt that everything he ate had a rancid taste.
It simply cost him his life.
It's very strange. He obviously eats tofu, whether it's sweet or salty, and he also eats stinky tofu, which tastes delicious, but he can't even swallow the soy juice.
"There's no need to be so cruel, right?" Li Yi said helplessly.
"Then we won't bet?" Mu Qing narrowed her eyes.
"I'm willing to take the gamble. Besides, I might lose." Li Yi gritted his teeth.
"Tell me, you can tell me a few possibilities, and I'll guess again after you tell me!" Li Yi said.
"Well, could it be a bird flying in the sky, and then bird droppings falling from the sky?" Mu Qing started to guess with interest.
"Okay, this counts as one! Continue!" Li Yi motioned to Director Mu to continue.
"She looks like she is going to play golf. There is a saying that the goddess even shovels shit as if she is playing golf. So is it possible that she will actually shovel shit next?"
Li Yi looked at Mu Qing with wide eyes, as if he didn't expect you to be such a kind director.
To be honest, he had this idea before.
Unexpectedly, Mu Qing guessed it first. Is this wave really going to lose?
"Ahem, how about we stop making this bet?" Li Yi asked weakly.
"No, a real man, if you tell me to bet, I'll bet!" Mu Qing said proudly.
"Can you drink the bean juice just once?" Li Yi asked again with a pitiful look.
"No, it's only three days after I said it!" Mu Qing was even more proud.
She loses every time she bets, and then lets Li do whatever he wants. This time she will win no matter what.
"It seems that someone may not win. If you lose, hehe." Li Yi looked at Director Mu up and down with a malicious look.
"I'll admit it when I lose!" Mu Qing said sternly, but she was still a little uneasy in her heart. She didn't know where she learned the tricks from someone like Li. Anyway, she was embarrassed every time.
"Then keep guessing!" Li Yi sighed.
"Let me guess another one, E, just throw me down?" Mu Qing thought of another one.
"Is there any more?" Li Yi continued to ask.
"Forget it, I'll give you a chance, I won't guess anymore!" Mu Qing thought for a while and stopped guessing.
"I think..." Li Yi racked his brains and started to think about it.
This thing is indeed difficult to guess. After all, he has not watched Xue Yiran's video in advance.
God knows what she will do.
However, Li Yi reluctantly guessed: "I think she will fart!"
"Um? This doesn't seem to make her a psychopath, right?" Mu Qing asked doubtfully.
"What about you? My goddess, can you fart?" Li Yi couldn't help but said with a smirk.
"Hmph!" Mu Qing glanced at Li Yi. Is this nonsense?
Of course she can do it as a human being.
"Farting will only embarrass you, but it won't turn you into a girl!" Director Mu said sternly.
"Haha!" Li Yi chuckled. In any case, he had regained the victory!
Press the play button again!
Both Li Yi and Mu Qing stared at the screen.
Well, why do so many people like to buy some before watching football?
Just because there is a sense of participation!
Therefore, Li Yi and Mu Qing are also looking forward to Xue Yiran's performance.
However, what disappointed Mu Qing was that there were birds flying in the sky, but they did not fly over Xue Yiran's head.
Soon, a smile appeared on Mu Qing's face, because Xue Yiran was indeed here to play golf.
She couldn't help but glance at Li Yi proudly.
Li Yi frowned slightly, no way? No way? Is it really shoveling shit?
Xue Yiran, don’t let me down.
Shovel shit, shovel shit! This is probably what Director Mu expected at this time.
Fart, fart! This may be the cry in Li Yi's heart at this time!
Xue Yiran took the golf club and came to a few friends.
"biu!"
Xue still swings very standardly!
However, what disappoints Mu Qing is that she actually played ball and didn't shovel shit! Bad review!
Li Yi smiled proudly.
"Fart, it must be fart!"
Sure enough, the next moment, Xue Yiran smiled and heard the sound of "porphyrin".
"Ada!"
Xue Yiran suddenly waved his golf club randomly, punched and kicked him.
"Porphyrin! Porphyry! Porphyry!"
She threw away the golf club like a madman, and then actually somersaulted several times forward.
As a result, it was still impossible to cover up the sound of the serial fart.
"Pfft!" The person next to him suddenly laughed.
I don't know if it was because of the sound, but Xue Yiran didn't turn the page right at once, and he fell to the ground!
However, the demonic serial fart sound still kept ringing!
Li Yi's eyes widened, and so did Mu Qing's.
Then both of them couldn't help laughing.
It can be said that this was something neither of them expected at all.
Mu Qing didn't expect that Xue Yiran actually farted, and Li Yi didn't expect that Xue Yiran actually turned into a psycho because of covering up the fart sound, and even did somersaults.
This is really hard work!
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