Chapter 838 Tang Sanzang from Zuan is so terrifying
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"Oh, don't be angry, everyone. Being angry will violate the rules of anger. Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Throwing things is like this..."
Sun Wukong was completely dumbfounded on the spot. Tang Sanzang's weird performance made him feel as if his acupuncture points had been tapped, and he was showing off a POSS.
"Bang!" Wukong couldn't hold the golden hoop in his hand and fell to the ground. Only then did he react and quickly picked up the stick.
"Look, before I finish speaking, you threw away the stick again!" Tang Seng said nonchalantly again.
Tang Seng waved the Moonlight Box in front of Wukong. Wukong reached out to take it, but Tang Seng "just happened" to take it back: "The Moonlight Box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment..."
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It was obvious that Tang Monk only seemed to be making natural movements with his hands when speaking, but in the end, he could always avoid Wukong's hands.
When Wukong goes forward, he happens to be facing backward. When Wukong goes backward, he happens to face forward.
"Oh, what if I hit a child?"
"Even if it doesn't hit the children, it's still wrong to hit those flowers and plants!"
Tang Seng was extremely serious and devoted in educating the bad disciple Sun Wukong.
Finally, finally, when he turned back again, Wukong's hand quickly grabbed the Moonlight Treasure Box in his hand. It was not easy.
"What are you doing?" Tang Monk grabbed the Moonlight Treasure Box tightly, still with a teaching smile on his face. It seemed to be a smile that could cleanse people's hearts and make people want to laugh after seeing it. He looked at Wukong and said.
"Let go!" Wukong tried hard to take away the Moonlight Treasure Box and roared at Tang Monk.
He is so difficult!
"You want it?"
The camera showed a close-up of Sun Wukong's face.
He looked at Tang Seng blankly, his whole body filled with the demonic sound.
"Wukong, if you want it, just talk. If you don't tell me, how will I know that you want it? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it?
Do you want it? Then take it!"
The look in Wukong's eyes is called "sincerity?" Which of your special eyes can tell that my eyes are very sincere?
Wukong almost exploded!
The audience in the theater almost laughed out loud.
This Tang monk is so verbose. It can be said that no one here has ever expected that the Tang Sanzang shown in "Journey to the West", a hot blue man and a hot Tang monk, would be so long-winded.
guy.
Finally, just before Sun Wukong was about to explode, he let go.
Wukong finally, finally, finally got the Moonlight Box after being baptized by the magic sound in his ears!
It is estimated that this will make him remember for the rest of his life that the cost of throwing things is so terrible.
However, before Sun Wukong could breathe a sigh of relief, Tang Seng spoke again.
"You don't really want it, do you?"
The expression on Sun Wukong's face once again made the audience burst into laughter.
His eyes widened and he couldn't believe it, this guy wasn't finished yet!
"Do you really want it?" Elder Tang once again said to Wukong with that extremely sincere smile.
Only this time, Wukong finally couldn't bear it anymore and punched Tang Seng open.
"Holy shit!" He even couldn't help but swear.
However, this time, no one in the audience felt that there was anything wrong with what he did.
If I were to face such an Elder Tang, it would be like... Holy shit, holy shit, holy crap!
Avalokitesvara couldn't stand it anymore, and she didn't know whether it was because she couldn't stand Tang Monk's nagging, or because she couldn't stand Monkey King's violent beating of the master, but she was interrupted by Monkey King's maniacal laughter just after she shouted.
Wukong's whole body felt like he was about to explode due to the bombardment of words.
The laughter became crazy.
"Hahaha......"
"Everyone has seen that this guy talks at length whenever he has nothing to do, and his mother-in-law and mother-in-law chirp, as if there is a fly all day long..."
"Buzz buzz..."
"I'm sorry, not one, but a bunch of flies are surrounding you..."
Sun Wukong imitated the cry of a fly and used the Moonlight Box to chase away the flies.
Then, with a look of collapse, he threw away the Moonlight Treasure Box and the Golden Cudgel.
"Fly into your ears!"
He suddenly knelt on the ground and covered his ears with his hands.
"Help!"
He even rolled on the ground!
"Help!"
I don’t know why, but at this moment, the audience at the scene wanted to laugh and feel excited. Brother Monkey, I can totally understand your look.
Isn't it? There is a guy like this talking in my ears every day, talking in a long way.
It's simply terrible!
Wukong suddenly jumped up and gestured while saying: "So, I grabbed the fly, squeezed its belly, pulled out its intestines, then used its intestines to strangle its neck, and pulled hard...
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"Everyone, my whole tongue is sticking out. If I pick up the knife again, wow!"
He suddenly looked relieved: "The whole world is peaceful!"
"Now, everyone understands why I want to kill him, right?"
There were actually some audience members in the theater who couldn't help but nod their heads.
There is no one left.
However, it can be seen from this that the power of Tang Seng's talk is indeed powerful.
But Guanshiyin said: "Wukong, you have many excuses, but you don't want to get the Western Scripture at all!"
Sun Wukong didn't bother to waste any time, so he stretched out his leg, hooked up the golden cudgel, and held it in his hand!
"Why are you talking so much? Hit me!"
Sun Wukong picked up the Moonlight Box and swept it towards Guanyin. Then he jumped up high and rushed towards Guanyin, hitting him on the head with a stick. However, he was completely caught by Guanyin's hand.
Sun Wukong returned.
"I, Sun, have an indestructible body, and I don't even care about ten Guanyins!"
But even though he had an indestructible body, he was still taken in by Guanshiyin using a jade liquid purifying bottle.
"Today I will do justice for God!"
At this time, Tang Sanzang took small steps again: "The apprentice makes mistakes, and the master is also responsible. Please sister, please let him live!"
"If I don't destroy him, I can't explain it to the Jade Emperor!"
"Sister, please tell the Jade Emperor, if the poor monk is willing, he will pay for his life!"
Tang Monk sat cross-legged on the ground and threw the nine-ring tin staff high!
"Namo Amitabha......"
The tin staff fell and was inserted directly into Tang Monk's head.
The audience in the theater couldn't help but scratch their heads, because this opening seemed a bit...weird!
Sun Wukong wants to collude with the Bull Demon King to kill Tang Monk and eat Tang Monk’s meat?
Simply outrageous!
After all, everyone knows that the biggest temptation of eating Tang Monk's meat is that you can live forever, but Sun Wukong doesn't need it in the first place.
Then his reason might actually be true.
Is it because Tang Seng is like a swarm of flies flying around him every day, making him unbearable, so he wants to kill Tang Seng?
But Tang Seng's reaction also made people stunned.
He actually committed suicide to save Sun Wukong...
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