Chapter 839: The human face and the peach blossoms complement each other - Chun Sanniang
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"Five hundred years later!"
In the yellow sand of the desert, a woman, holding an umbrella and riding a donkey, came slowly through the yellow sand, holding a peach blossom in her hand.
The people following the bandit camp in the desert discovered this uninvited guest.
It turned out that the person who was following him was mute, and the way he reported was by swaying his butt in front of the second boss.
As a result, the second boss actually understood his report.
"Everyone, be careful, there is a woman outside who is coming in!"
A lackey who was bald in the middle but had thick hair all around asked: "Will the second boss be an officer or soldier?"
"No wonder people say you are blind. Didn't you see the mute's butt swaying?"
"Maybe he has hemorrhoids because he is squirming around!" The clever Mediterranean man analyzed another possibility.
"Huh? Even if there is one, he is just an officer and soldier with hemorrhoids. What are you afraid of?" the second master lectured.
Nothing wrong!
The person riding the white horse may not be the prince, but may be Tang Monk.
It may not be a woman who twists her butt, but it may be hemorrhoids!
However, it turned out that the person who came was not an officer with hemorrhoids, but a woman.
Wearing a black veil, covered in dust.
She walked over and put the peach blossoms on the wall.
This group of desert bandits suddenly stopped laughing.
The second head of the house looked at this uninvited guest with a solemn expression.
"Who is it?" the second master shouted.
The woman lifted her veil and turned her head.
"Can't you see that I am a woman?"
The audience in the theater felt a little surprised. Some of the curly hair fell on the smooth forehead, and he smiled slightly, giving him an unparalleled feeling of charm.
Seeing that it was really a woman, the group of robbers all laughed out loud. Well, it was the kind of laughter a group of robbers would have when they saw a weak woman.
"Hey, what are you doing here?"
"The world is dangerous and the north wind is strong. A weak woman wants to find a place to stay, take a rest and wash away the dust from the world."
Chun Sanniang, played by Wen Chuchu, was arranging her clothes while flicking her sleeves and smiling softly.
The second boss said with a wretched look: "Do you know where this place is?"
"This place is smoky, and everyone looks ferocious. It definitely doesn't look like an ordinary inn. Could it be that this is a black shop?" Chun Sanniang, played by Wen Chuchu, not only has no fear of a weak woman encountering robbers, but also has a pair of peach blossom eyes twinkling.
Shining light.
Make her look even more beautiful and charming.
"How dare you come in even though you know it's a black shop? Aren't you afraid of a sheep falling into a tiger's mouth?" the second boss said with a silver bullet.
It's just that this charming woman suddenly smiled instead of being startled, and that smile seemed even more moving. She turned around, revealing her hair was braided into many braids, and strangely, there were copper coins pinned to it.
"Who is the sheep? Who is the tiger? It's too early to tell. If you are a robber, aren't you afraid that I will be the leader of the robbers?"
Having said that, Chun Sanniang, this beautiful and charming woman suddenly turned around and looked back.
But the eyebrows and eyes not only looked a little more charming, but also looked at these robbers with a murderous look.
It has to be said that Wen Chuchu's role as Spring Thirty-nine Lady indeed brought a stunning feeling to the audience in the theater, especially her every frown and smile, and the moment she looked back, the coquettishness and murderous intent were intertwined.
But there is no trace of gentleness left, but a bit more cruelty.
"Who are you?" The second master's smile suddenly faded and he asked angrily.
The biting cold wind blew by, and the peach blossom inserted on the wall fell with the wind.
She sneered and turned sideways to lift a corner of her dress, revealing the peach blossom tattoo on her shoulder!
The charming smile on his face disappeared, and then he threw money all over the sky.
After the peach blossoms, not a blade of grass will grow, money will fall to the ground, and people will not be saved!
When the camera turned, Zhizunbao, played by Zhou Xing, had a full face and was half lying there with one hand supporting him and holding a fan in the other.
In front of him were the minions from the cottage, but at this moment, they were all holding the copper coins above their heads with frightened faces, for fear that the coins would fall to the ground.
"What is Spring Thirty-nine Lady doing in Wuyue Mountain? This female devil has always been full of treasures. Is there going to be a big deal here?"
It looks pretty decent.
But when he sat up and opened his eyes, the audience in the theater couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Because this guy is actually cross-eyed!
The vision of his men was blurred, and they all appeared like phantoms!
Not only that, he angrily punched and kicked the minions below him, forcing them to take off the copper coins on their heads.
The second boss said: "No, if the money falls, the head will not be saved!"
As a result, Zhizunbao rushed up: "What did you say? Second boss! How can you be the second boss if you are so useless?"
But he rushed past the second master and regarded the Mediterranean as the second master.
Mediterranean begged for mercy and said: "I am not the second in charge, I am blind!"
He pointed at the second in charge and said, "He is the second in charge!"
The second master pointed at himself: "Yes, I am the second master!"
Zhizunbao forcibly redeemed himself: "Don't I know? I call you a blind man to make you ashamed!"
But he pushed the second-in-command away, pointed at the air in front of him and said, "Are you still running?"
Then he chased towards the air!
The second-in-command was left standing there with a confused look on his face!
"Look at your character, how sneaky and embarrassing you are! Your hair is disheveled and you look like a dog! Why are you out here wandering around in the world?"
But Zhizunbao pointed at a little dog and cursed.
The second leader in the distance shouted weakly: "Gang leader, I'm here."
"You haven't shown up yet?" Zhizunbao turned his head and crossed his eyes as if he really saw the second master.
The second master hurriedly ran forward: "You were hit by the Seven Injury Fists of the Three Saints of Kunlun, and now your injuries are starting to show up!"
It's just that the boss is looking cross-eyed and rolling up his sleeves.
He stretched out his hand in front of the second master, slapped the air, and then continued to point at the air and said: "How dare you say that if you hadn't shrunk your neck that day, how could I have been stabbed in the nose?
"
Then he turned to the other side.
"This way, Gang Leader!"
"I was so scared that I knelt down. I heard that after being hit by the Seven Injury Fist, first my eyes became cross-eyed, then my ears became deaf and I couldn't hear. Then I lost control of my voice and my speech was all out of tune. Finally, my internal organs exploded.
, and then you are dead. Gang leader, your cross-eyes are very serious."
"Who said I have cross-eyed eyes? I just focus my eyesight on one point," Chapter 839: The peach blossoms on the human face complement each other in red - Chun Sanniang free to read.
