In the interrogation room of the police station, Chen Shi and the glamorous beauty looked at each other. From the interrogation, they learned that the beauty's name was Shen Xue, a girl who had just graduated from college this year.
"You are my landlord? How is that possible!!!" Shen Xue said in disbelief, what will she do in the future, with such a landlord?
"I don't want to, but I can't help it. My strength doesn't allow me to keep a low profile. The house opposite you also belongs to me." Chen Shi said.
A middle-aged policeman took a sip of water and said, "Okay, it's all a misunderstanding. What are you two going to do? Spend the night here tonight, or go back and chat?"
"Go back!" The two said in unison, then each looked down upon the other before standing up and leaving.
When he returned to Shen Xue's rented place again, it was already nine o'clock in the evening. Chen Shi sat in the living room and looked at Shen Xue and said: "Do you want to rent it as a whole, in groups or not? Let me explain. If you don't rent now,
I just packed up my luggage and moved out, and signed the contract immediately after renting. I am also in a hurry to collect the rent from other houses. You have delayed me for so long, so I probably won’t have time to collect the rent today.”
Shen Xue looked at Chen Shi, who was like a landlord in the old society, sitting on the sofa. He looked like he was molded by the copper-smelling concrete.
But there really is no better house nearby than this one, and no one is more cost-effective than this one. But is living here by yourself a sheep in a tiger's den?
So confused!
Taking a deep breath, Shen Xue thought of the Taekwondo she had studied for ten years and the kitchen knives and scissors in the kitchen. Shen Xue suddenly felt calm and calm.
"It's a waste for me to rent here alone. I only rent a room for 2,000, right?" This is a new community with good greening and the houses are well-decorated. The appliances are very complete, including a fully automatic front-loading washing machine and a 55-inch curved screen TV.
This equipment is nearby, and you can't rent a single room for less than 3,000 yuan.
Chen Shi didn't waste any more nonsense. He took out the contract and signed it with Shen Xue. After looking at the ID, he saw that she was a girl from Beijing, so she was really cool.
"Okay, it's getting late, let's go to bed."
Shen Xue???Are you kidding me?
"You're not leaving?" Shen Xue asked.
"Why don't you leave? There is only one room left and I can live in it myself. You have to be careful at night. Tonight, on a full moon night, you will say that I am a pervert. If I don't transform into a werewolf, I will be sorry for you." Chen Shi
said.
When Shen Xue heard this, she suddenly looked nervous. "What do you want to do?"
"I think so." Chen Shi replied honestly.
"I asked you what you want to do?" Shen Xue asked again.
"I've already thought about it," Chen Shi said firmly again.
"There is something wrong with you, let me tell you what you want to do!" Shen Xue said angrily, what exactly does this guy want to do?
"There's nothing wrong with it! I just wanted to." Chen Shi was also confused.
Shen Xue couldn't understand Chen Shi's thinking logic at all, his words didn't express his ideas, and he didn't know how he learned Chinese in school before. There was probably something wrong with his reading comprehension.
She took the kitchen knife and scissors back to her bedroom and locked the door. Shen Xue couldn't sleep in the room, fearing that the bastard Chen Shi would attack her in the middle of the night.
Chen Shi glanced at Shen Xue's leaving figure and thought that the sample could not cure you. He searched for knocking music on the Internet, set the time, and then went to bed directly.
It happens day by day. Today is the first day of rent collection and I feel so tired. This kind of tiredness makes people... extremely happy.
At one o'clock in the morning, Shen Xue was very sleepy. She found that Chen Shi had not moved, so she was going to sleep for a while. Not long after she fell asleep, she heard a knock on the door.
Shen Xue suddenly woke up and felt annoyed. It was so annoying to disturb someone's dream, and the knocking on the door kept ringing.
Just when Shen Xue was about to get angry, the knocking on the door suddenly stopped. Shen Xue was no longer sleepy and was holding the scissors in her hand to be cautious.
At 2:15 in the morning, Shen Xue was half asleep when suddenly there was a knock on the door again. Shen Xue couldn't bear it anymore, turned on the light, picked up the kitchen knife, leaned against the door, opened the door, and stepped back, only to find that no one was there.
A mobile phone was ringing in front of my door. I looked at the big two words "Good morning" written on the screen of the mobile phone!
Good morning, your sister, you are a grandma, this ungrateful, ungrateful, and graceless scumbag, bitch, actually plays this kind of prank to hurt yourself.
Okay! You want to play, right? You want to be pretentious, right? I will keep you up all night tonight, push the door, fuck! Lock it, knock on the door! No movement?
Shen Xue was so angry that her teeth itched. Suddenly, the alarm clock on her mobile phone rang again, and the text changed again on the screen: Don't bother, I put on my headphones and went to sleep. If you damage the furniture, I will deduct it from your deposit. I don't mind if you damage it.
I just bought a new mobile phone.
Damn! Shameless guy! I’m so angry! Shen Xue looked at the cell phone on the ground that was trying to touch porcelain.
A beautiful girl, a serious Beijing girl, a goddess in the hearts of men, was actually tortured like this.
Shen Xue really doesn't doubt that Chen Shi did that on purpose on the bus. He is just a straight man who loves to hold grudges and is petty and ignorant of aesthetics.
Kicked the phone to Chen Shi's door. Chen Shi's door suddenly opened. He bent down to pick up the phone and said sleepily: "I'm sorry, I'm used to setting the alarm clock and getting up to pee in the middle of the night. I didn't expect that."
My cell phone accidentally dropped at your door. Fortunately, I have a backup phone. When the alarm clock rings, how about I give you two scary stories to lull you to sleep?"
"Fuck your sister! I'll send you to see God with a single blow."
"Don't be like this! Calm down. If you treat me like this, I will be rude to your boyfriend. Will you believe me if I slap him?" Chen Shi said.
Shen Xue???Boyfriend? It seems like he doesn’t have one?
When Shen Xue was stunned, Chen Shi gently slapped himself in the face with his hand and said: "Your girlfriend is rude to me, so I can only beat you, brother, I can't bear it anymore."
Damn it... Damn it... Shen Xue is going crazy, she has such a shameless landlord! She wants to check out!
Angrily, I went back to my room, locked the door, and slept until I was in the dark. I wanted to go shopping with my colleagues today, but now it seems like it’s going to be ruined, damn straight guy.
Looking at the dark circles in the mirror, how much eye cream does it take to repair the dark circles? Where is that bastard?
No! You must make him pay the price and let him know that this lady is not someone to be trifled with.
If tough ones are not enough, then soft ones are better. I heard that most straight men like cute girls, especially the ones who love to act coquettishly. Why don't you role-play? Or let yourself go?
She knocked on the door, but no one answered. She opened the door secretly, and then Shen Xue... screamed and fell to the ground in fright.
With a pale face and cold sweat all over his body, Chen Shi stood there motionless wearing a scary mask. He seemed to have known that Shen Xue would open the door and was waiting for her to open the door.
Shen Xue was so frightened by this sudden move that she almost peed. If it were you, you would be scared too. When you open the door, you suddenly see a man with a grimace.
"I just went downstairs to buy lunch and buy a mask to protect myself from the sun. The sun outside is too strong and I'm afraid my face will get tanned." Chen Shi said with two bags of takeout in his hand.
This scheming boy actually hid the takeaway in the house to create the illusion that he was not at home or was still sleeping. Shen Xue felt that she was being tricked by Chen Shi into wanting to take an IQ test.
"What are you doing sitting around stupidly? What's the use of talking here? Go to the road and I'll treat you to something good." Chen Shi looked at Shen Xue and said with a smile.
"No! I'll go out to eat by myself!" Shen Xue stood up and said with a cold face.
"Are you sure?" As soon as Chen Shi finished speaking, there was a streak of dry thunder in the sky, followed by dark clouds, lightning, and thunder. It was going to be a heavy rain.
Shen Xue suddenly understood why Chen Shi bought so much takeout. This guy had already planned it. Ordering takeout on this day was basically delayed. Some shops even had to close the takeout channels to ensure the safety of the takeaway guys.
It's closed.
But what's the matter? You can take a taxi and go out to eat.
I quickly went to freshen up and get ready to go out for something to eat. There happened to be a snack street downstairs.
The rain was getting heavier and heavier. Half an hour later, Shen Xue was about to go out. Chen Shi suddenly said: "I forgot to tell you. There is a problem with the transformer in the community. There is a temporary power outage. You can walk down and back up. I went out early in the morning anyway.
The property management company also informed the owner group that you were sleeping too soundly at that time and I didn't have the heart to call you."
Shen Xue...I really want to kill the landlord...!!!
