When Shen Xue saw the lightning, thunder, and storm outside the window, she had completely given up on ordering takeout.
When she walked to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator, she found that except for yogurt, drink, and ice cream, she had not prepared any ingredients, not even fruit.
This is basically the case for office workers who eat out in the morning, noon and evening. When I think of going to the supermarket to stock up on some food, it doesn’t matter if I can’t remember it. I always buy something to drink anyway, but for some reason the drink never seems to make people angry.
Forget it, maybe man's dependence on water.
At this time, Chen Shi picked up a box of crispy fried chicken rice and heated it with some water in the heating bag provided by the merchant. The aroma was irresistible, especially Shen Xue, who was so hungry that her chest was pressed against her back.
He swallowed a mouthful of saliva and looked at the many takeaways on the table. He couldn't finish it by himself, right?
"Want to eat?" Chen Shi asked.
"How much? I'll give you the money." Shen Xue said.
Chen Shi said with a serious face: "Who do you think I am? There are pizza, burgers, cold noodles, coffee, and milk tea on the table. You can eat and drink as you like. I invited you. Maybe we had some misunderstanding before.
But I’m really not the kind of person you think, okay, I’ll give this to you.” Chen Shi handed the crispy fried chicken rice to Shen Xue.
Did she misunderstand him? Shen Xue went to the dining table and started drinking. She was indeed a little hungry, and it was still raining heavily outside.
She was so full that Shen Xue couldn't help but feel full.
Chen Shi raised his head and put down the coffee in his hand, looked at Shen Xue and said, "I wonder what you think of traditional virtues?"
"It's very good. I think traditional virtues are still in practice even today, such as Kong Rong letting pears."
"Well, in the end Kong Rong was executed for being unfilial."
Shen Xue???!!! Can you really speak? If you can’t speak, don’t speak.
"Actually, I am a person who deeply loves traditional virtues like you. From ancient times to the present, there is a saying that a drop of kindness should be repaid by a spring. Do you understand the meaning? I am more than just a drop of kindness to you. You have eaten it.
Drink mine. I saved you when you were about to die from hunger. You have to remember this favor from me. I guess you have nothing to repay me. After all, I am not short of money. We still follow the rules.
If traditional virtues go away, just pledge yourself to me,"
puff!
The milk tea in Shen Xue's mouth spurted out, and a pearl almost choked her to death.
What's wrong with me...what's wrong with this...what's wrong with me? If I eat this little thing from him, I'm going to commit myself to him?
"How much! I'll pay you back double the amount! No! I can pay you ten times the amount!" Shen Xue was speechless for a while, this man is simply a villain, a cunning and cunning villain!
"Hey... Since we are not destined to be together, I won't force it. The three brothers' milk tea is 13 yuan for a large cup, and the crispy fried chicken rice is 20 yuan. You also ate a grilled sausage for 2 yuan, a total of 350 yuan. Do you want to pay Alipay or...
WeChat?" Chen Shi said without blushing or heart beating.
Shen Xue...
"Okay, let me be your girlfriend. Although I don't like you, I won't refuse you. Anyway, you are rich and you look good enough to eat. It just so happens that Double Eleven is coming soon.
Someone cleared my shopping cart,"
Chen Shi...
"Okay, since you have confessed like this, I will confess too. Anyway, there is no need to be responsible for the ambiguity. I like your straightforwardness, and I am just going to go to Putian to buy you a few bags for fun. Who is afraid of whom?
"Chen Shi said.
"Okay! Just play! Who is afraid of whom? I have never seen a scumbag like you in my life. You do meet the qualities of a scumbag. You are 1.82 meters tall, right? Your weight is also up to standard and you have grown.
He has the skin of a human and a dog, and his family is also rich. Bring your mobile phone, let’s take a photo and post it on WeChat, and we can easily eliminate a scourge for the majority of female compatriots.”
"Is it necessary to play it so big? We are all adults."
"Haha~ I am playing? Isn't it the traditional virtue that you set me up first? Why don't you dare to play? Can't you afford it?"
"You're kidding! I can't afford it? I just think that I am your landlord and you are my tenant. If I fall in love with you, I won't be able to receive your rent. I just calculated it and you will be my girlfriend."
I won't be able to collect rent from you, but if you become my girlfriend, you can repay the rent with your body, and the deal won't be a loss. I'm weighing the pros and cons to see if it's more cost-effective to be my lover or not."
After hearing this, Shen Xue's face became angry. She went back to the room, took out a hundred yuan note, threw it on the table and said angrily: "Do you want a hundred yuan? You bitch, I decided to rent this whole house, please get out of here!"
"
"Don't be angry. Women tend to lose height when they are angry."
"I don't need to grow taller." Shen Xue looked at Chen Shi. This man was one of the most shameless men he had ever seen.
"Let's see, let's play a game, win two out of three. If you can win one game, I'll be rent-free for the whole year. If I win, you can wear an Ultraman suit and show it to me."
Shen Xue??? Is it a trap? This guy is digging a hole again. If he jumps in, wouldn’t it prove that he is born a trap, a trap with big breasts and no brains?
"Anyway, it's okay now. Let's do this. I'm giving you a bonus. Your phone is about to run out of power, right? You forgot to charge it last night. I have a power bank for you to use. Forget it, I won't force you. Even if I win
You are also disgraceful. After all, good men don’t fight with women. I understand you and it’s normal not to fight. You know you will lose.”
I endure
She knew clearly that Chen Shi's provocation method was really clumsy. But for some reason, Shen Xue just didn't want this scumbag to be proud. He first said that good men don't fight with women, and then said that he knew he would lose.
Challenging myself.
"How do you want to play? I will accompany you to the end!"
"It's simple. Each of us will play a game, and the two of us will compete together. Whoever fails to complete the game will lose. How about, you come up with the question first and I will come up with the question first."
When Shen Xue heard this, she made a calculation and said, "You come up with the questions first." She wanted to see how Chen Shi played, and then show off his tricks.
Chen Shi stood up and walked to the kitchen counter. He opened the plastic bag on the kitchen counter and took out a bunch of bananas. He picked two and handed one to Shen Xue and said, "The game is very simple. Let's compete to see who can finish the banana last."
Shen Xue(??????)?????? ??? ??? ??? ?What the hell kind of game is this.
Who finished the banana last? Who ate it slower? Hehehe, young man, today I will teach you a lesson, what is the existence of game bugs? Sister, I can stay at home for a whole day without going out.
Shen Xue slowly tore open the banana peel, and the banana gave up its resistance. She tore off the last fig leaf and displayed it naked in front of Shen Xue's eyes.
A victorious smile appeared on Shen Xue's face, and she put two bananas into her mouth. It was a competition to see who ate the slowest one, and it was like eating a lollipop. I could lick it, suck it, but not bite it. I won this game for sure.
Chen Shi looked at Shen Xue and swallowed. He was indeed a genius...
