When everyone arrived, the class leader and Mr. Qian appeared on the stage in robes.
The class leader bowed to the audience and said: "Thank you to everyone who came to support us today. All of us here are our parents. We are able to get to where we are today because of your support. Tonight, I, Brother Qian, will
Let me tell you a few paragraphs. If what I say is inappropriate, please include it. After all, we are just here to make everyone happy."
Chen Shi looked at the class leader and knew that it was not all smooth sailing for him. He had gone through all the ups and downs. He went to Beijing many times and failed to gain a foothold, but no one bought him, he had no circle, and he couldn't enter the cross talk circle. He was excluded and ended up losing money.
He asked his master to take him into the circle.
So he was grateful to his master all his life, which also shows that the circle is really important in the imperial capital.
People with a certain skill in any age can live a more comfortable life than others. Just like in the cross talk business, everyone thinks they can make money just by talking every day.
But everyone knows that one minute on stage and ten years off the stage, anyone who relies on a skill to survive has spent more time learning than others.
Speaking, learning, singing and singing are skills acquired through repeated practice over time. As the class leader of Yunde Club said, people can have no education, but they cannot have no culture. In fact, culture here is knowledge. Whether you go to school or drop out early, you must
Have knowledge and learn knowledge.
The class leader rolled up his sleeves and said: "Hello everyone, I am Yu Degang. My real name is Yu Gang. As the name suggests, I am very strong. I will fight anyone who messes with me. If he doesn't fight, I will find a way to fight his wife. My master accepts me."
When I was a disciple, I felt that I lacked nothing but virtue, so I added the word "virtue" in the middle."
There was laughter in the audience, and Chen Shi clapped and exclaimed: People and things that can bring happiness to people are so amazing, but many people say that the core of comedy is tragedy. Chen Shi doesn’t think that as long as you love comedy, then this industry is comedy.
Unless you feel that being in this industry is a tragedy.
The class leader pointed to Mr. Qian next to him and said solemnly: "This is my senior brother, my eldest brother. His surname is Pu Chang and his surname is Fan. Most people call him Pu Chang or Pu Changfan."
The audience burst into laughter again, everyone was amused by the class leader.
When Master Qian heard this, he was unhappy, pushed Yu Degang and said angrily: "Fuck you, no wonder the master said you were wicked and added the word "德" to you. If you don't add the word "德", I'm afraid you will go out.
I was struck by lightning and my last name was changed. Is there anyone who introduces people like you?
Let me introduce myself. My name is Guo Qian. Guo is not the one who takes the blame. Qian is the Qian of a gentleman. I am a bad junior and often make me take the blame. When I was eighteen years old, I wet the bed. It must be me who peed.
I took the blame for him. When I was 20 years old, I was found hiding under his wife’s bed. When I opened my mouth, I said, “I am Guo Qian. Do you think he is immoral or not?” The audience burst into laughter again.
The two have been partners for many years. In this impetuous society and an era when money is paramount, it is rare that they have not parted ways.
Yu Degang picked up the cloth on the table and wiped his sweat and said loudly: "My senior brother and I have a life-long friendship. He and I are inseparable. His wife is my wife, and I am still single."
"Wait a minute, do you speak human language like that? What do you mean my wife is your wife? I guess my father is also your father?" Guo Qian looked sideways at Yu Degang and said.
Yu Degang said with a chilling expression: "Brother, my brother, what I mean is that my sister-in-law treats me as well as you. Doesn't everyone understand what I say? It proves that we have a good relationship.
It's so good that my sister-in-law treats me like a family member.
Everyone, how good is the relationship between us brothers? That year, my senior brother was invited by a foreign agency to do cross talk, and he was about to enter the international market and become an international superstar.
Think about it, everyone, in the future you will be able to see the cover photo of my senior brother with his hair permed, smoking cigarettes and drinking wine in Time Magazine. Just thinking about it makes people envious.
But the prerequisite is that he must have a three-year contract, and he can only come back after three years, because they have arranged for him to tour 250 performances around the world, including ten performances in January and 249 performances in Africa.
I told my senior brother that you should go without worries. I will take care of you at home. My senior brother held me and cried in pain. He asked me to take good care of my sister-in-law, who was once a beauty pageant champion."
Guo Qian suddenly grabbed Yu Degang and said: "Why do I feel so awkward hearing what you said? There are 249 performances in Africa, so where should I go to perform the remaining one? Is this to enter the international market? Are you sure you don't want me to go there?
Turned black."
Yu Degang said with a "You don't understand" expression on his face: "You don't understand, this is the last performance that makes you so black that you can go to the North Pole to perform, and it is so cute in contrast to the polar bear."
Guo Qian looked helpless and said: "Okay, now I'm going to tell cross talk to the polar bear. What can I say? Just keep talking. What did you do after I left?"
Yu Degang pursed his lips and said: "At that time, my senior brother asked me to take care of his family before he left, and I agreed immediately. After all, it is better that we are not biological, his wife is my wife, and I am still single.
My sister-in-law called me one day and asked me to go to his house to eat dumplings. Of course I couldn't go. After all, it would be bad to be seen in broad daylight. A man and a woman were alone, doing firewood. I thought at that time that I was far away.
When someone from Africa offered crosstalk to someone with a green leaf on his head, I immediately rejected him."
"Ha! You still have some humanity." Guo Qian said.
"No, I still have human nature. I went to my senior brother's house in the middle of the night and knocked on the door. My sister-in-law was frightened when she heard who knocked on the door in the middle of the night. So I shouted, "Open the door quickly. The community is sending warmth."
"Wait a minute, what do you mean by coming to our house in the middle of the night? What kind of warmth can you give to my wife?" Guo Qian asked with a questioning and angry expression on his face.
Yu Degang said with a sad, "I am doing this for you" expression: "My brother, you have wrongly blamed me. I am doing this all for you, okay? Look at how old you are.
And you are as good as your appearance. You are performing on the international stage every day. Have you ever thought about the possibility that one day you will burp, lose your hair, die in a foreign country, and die, and not even your descendants will be there to mourn for you?
None.
I am your good brother, a life-and-death friendship, and your wife is my wife. I am single and have no wife. I am thinking of leaving you a descendant. Your old Guo family cannot end it with my sister-in-law.
Why don't I just go to bring warmth in the middle of the night? When you come back three years later, you have three children calling you daddy. You have a son and a daughter. Look how happy you are...":
The audience roared with laughter, and some people laughed so hard that they didn't care about their own manners. It was probably only at this time that they could laugh so purely together.
Chen Shi glanced at the young class leader, who actually poured tea and water for people himself, and said in a low voice: "This is to make a familiar face, to leave a good impression with the big guys, but don't underestimate this tea pouring."
The water must be just right and not in a hurry so as not to disturb the bosses listening to the cross talk."
"Is there more? I still want to hear it," Chen Shi said.
"Yes, it's just the two of them performing tonight, and maybe a more important disciple, such as the young class leader, Yueyue or Leilei. To perform here, they have to use all their special skills. Just watch."
