The performances of Yu Degang and Guo Qian have reached a level of pure love in this industry. It is not an exaggeration to say that they are the masters of the cross talk world today, but here, they do not dare to take it lightly at all.
Good, Yundeshe can go further, but if it’s not good, all of them will change careers.
The things performed here are all the freshest jokes, and they will be shown to everyone later. It is like a fresh product, and everyone here is the first batch to experience it.
The young class leader turned around and handed the teapot to a young man with a big head and a round neck. At that time, everyone said that this young man was a rotten tree that could not be carved. He was basically the kind of person who could not make it in this profession.
Coming from a poor background, how poor is it? It is the poorest background that anyone can think of. He came to the imperial capital alone, with no culture, no education, no appearance, and all he did was the lowest level job of washing vegetables.
Finally, he was recommended to the class leader Yu Degang by a noble man. This young man was chosen by that noble man because he was honest and honest. To put it bluntly, everyone said that honest people are honest people. In fact, honest people are the favorites of the big guys. I am used to seeing them.
Having experienced intrigues and cheating, the bosses actually like extremely simple things the most, such as simplicity and honesty. The simplicity and honesty here are not stupidity but honesty.
This honest little fat guy entered Yunde Society and was laughed at by a group of people. He really had no talent or anything, and he couldn't speak Mandarin well. But the class leader also liked his honesty and honesty. He helped clean the house whenever he had nothing to do. He was not pretending, but he really felt that
There is still some value in cleaning by yourself, just do it carefully and clean it carefully.
The class teacher told him to read the newspaper, read it word for word, read it in Mandarin, read the words clearly and correctly, look up the words he didn't know in the dictionary, write them down, read some ancient books every day, and look at other people.
How do you practice speaking and singing? Go back and imitate what others do.
Year after year, day after day, spring came and winter passed, and finally one day he appeared on the stage, but a big man who was walking around heard him, and mentioned that he liked his cross talk, and Yunde Society praised him.
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Talent is indeed very important and cannot be defended. However, I do not encourage you to make up for your shortcomings the day after tomorrow. I just want to tell you one thing. If you concentrate on doing one thing day after day, year after year, practice will make you perfect.
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Yu Degang and Guo Qian rested for a few minutes and then returned to the stage to perform.
Yu Degang said: "Next, we will bring you a new work called Young Man."
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Yu Degang said to the audience: "There is a very popular song now called Young Man, and the lyrics are like this:
I'm still the same boy I used to be, without any change..." Yu Degang sang in a dramatic accent, but Guo Qian grabbed him and interrupted: "Stop singing, why do I feel so awkward when I hear it?
Well, you don't look like a teenager, you look like a soul-caller. I still like to listen to the little girls singing. They are so energetic and youthful."
Yu Degang nodded and acknowledged: "Yes, I also like girls. We are very similar in this regard, especially young girls. No matter whether the young and old men here from eighteen to ninety-eight don't like them,
A beautiful girl, just like I like Sister-in-law Qian. Every time I see my sister-in-law looking at Brother Qian, four big words always pop up in my mind: green leaves, flowers, and I am cow dung."
Upon hearing this, Guo Qian said angrily: "It took you a long time to say that you wanted to say that I was cheated. Are there any people like you?"
Yu Degang quickly laughed and said: "After all, why do I want to say this song? Because after listening to this song, I sighed that time flies so fast, as if I was in front of my eyes when I was a child."
Guo Qian nodded and agreed, "Yes, time does fly by very quickly."
"Yeah, it goes by so fast. At that time, Brother Qian's chubby face could squeeze water out of it. It was so tender. Look at it now, the soil is buried up to the eyebrows. I'm filling it with a shovel like this.
When the suona sounds, I will buy some chrysanthemums to give to Brother Qian next year." Yu Degang pursed his lips and sighed.
"Wait a minute~ When you were a kid, you could squeeze your face to make water. Now you're going to squeeze it with your hands and it will bleed. What else can you say that your eyebrows are buried in dirt? Is this what you're saying?" Guo Qian said angrily.
"Hey~ I'm just making an analogy. I mean, Brother Qian, you are not young anymore. Time flies so fast." Yu Degang said.
"That's called half-body buried in the earth. Who's metaphor is buried up to the eyebrows? Then how can I breathe? Speak up. I'm afraid I can't control myself like this and I'll slap you!" Guo Qian said unhappily,
The facial expressions are very rich.
Yu Degang wiped his hands with a towel and said: "I really feel that time is not forgiving. I remember that when I stood on this stage alone, I could stand for a whole day, but now I can't. After standing for a while, my back and legs will be sore and numb."
"Isn't that right? After all, I'm not young anymore. It's just like a car that has traveled hundreds of thousands of kilometers. It keeps having small problems and will be scrapped as soon as a big problem occurs." Guo Qian responded, and the two had a good understanding of each other for many years.
"Listen, everyone, it's not me who always slanders Brother Qian. He usually doesn't leave the car for more than three words. Speaking of which, God I went to Brother Qian's house. Brother Qian was not at home. My sister-in-law told me that you must take care of yourself.
Ah, you are not as good as before now, you obviously feel that your endurance is no longer good." Yu Degang said with a mean expression.
There was a burst of laughter in the audience. The driving of this car really caught people off guard.
"Hey, hey, why are you talking about my wife again? Why are my wives talking about you? What does durability mean? Please explain it clearly to me. I don't want to dye my hair tonight.
Sex." Guo Qian asked, looking sideways at Yu Degang.
Yu Degang lowered his head and played with his fingers and said: "Brother Qian, you see you are too worried again. My sister-in-law said that I am out of breath when I climb the stairs. The endurance is not good because of my physical strength. I used to be out of breath when climbing Mount Tai."
Not blushing, that’s all.”
"Oh~ So that's it, then I don't have to dye my hair tonight." Guo Qian said with great realization.
Yu Degang chuckled and said: "Look, he really believes it. Not only your wife cares about my body, but also most of the wives of our colleagues in the cross talk industry care about my body. That's why my body is getting worse day by day."
The audience burst into laughter again.
"Don't laugh, everyone. It's just a joke. Brother Qian and I often talk about Sister Qian on stage. It's all a joke. Why do you always take it seriously? The three of us grew up together. Me, Brother Qian, Sister Qian,
We are the kind of childhood friends who grew up together in the same bed, the kind of childhood friends who grew up in pure friendship.
At that time, only my wife and I were left in the boarding school where Brother Qian went to. We were all just kids. We didn’t have any ideas. We just thought our relationship was good. We didn’t share the same bed until we were twenty-three years old. When Brother Qian came back, Qian
My sister-in-law married Brother Qian and gave birth to a fat boy three months later. When the baby was one month old, I asked my parents, relatives and friends to borrow a gift of fifty thousand yuan. This is called righteousness." Yu Degang.
said.
"Wait a minute, I'll be your father as soon as I come back. Then why are you not getting married?" Guo Qian asked curiously.
"No reason, just because your family has money, let the child and the child's mother help you spend money, and give me some by the way. Don't laugh, everyone. This is all a joke. You all know this from watching TV and dramas.
It's all fake, but you can't just listen to the cross talk and think it's all real. For example, if I say, "Li Ma Li, I'll make you 250", you really think you are 250. I'm curious, you guys
Why do people of intelligence come to listen to cross talk?" Yu Degang said.
If it were an ordinary audience, everyone would be happy, but they dare to say this in this situation, which shows that the big bosses don't mind and can let him say it.
"Everyone, let's talk about young men today, so let's invite a young man to come up. In my mind, he is the replica of me. I don't avoid relatives when I recommend good people. That is my son Yu Qilin." Yu Degang said.
Chen Shi knew that he wanted to bring his son to perform for everyone present.
In fact, he just wants everyone present to have a better impression of his son. If something happens to him in the future, his son will be able to support himself. As long as there are people to come and see him, Yunde Club can survive for one day.
This young man's cross talk is just an introduction, specially designed to let his son appear.
