Yu Qilin trotted onto the stage and bowed to everyone present. It must be said that crosstalk is a business that pays great attention to etiquette and rules. If you don't understand etiquette and rules and have poor moral character, you won't be able to get up no matter how talented you are, because once you
If you are arrogant, the audience will not like it.
To put it bluntly, this business is about devaluing oneself and bringing happiness to the audience. Sometimes they deliberately say that the audience in the last row bought the back row tickets because they have no money to get cheaper. This kind of thing is all a joke, and everyone does it.
I understand, but this is not arrogance. Arrogance is shown in speech and behavior.
"Come on, let me introduce you to this guy. This is Quanzi Yu Qilin. I never thought that this kid could do this job before. I never liked it until I went out to perform one year. He was still young at that time.
Without thinking, he started talking about cross talk with the big guy. When I saw that what he said was okay, I asked him to become his teacher. I was his father. I was afraid of disciplining him and couldn't afford to beat him, so I
Leave it to Brother Qian.
But after I handed it over to Brother Qian, I was also scared. Everyone knows Brother Qian’s three major hobbies: smoking, drinking, and perming his hair. Look at this guy’s hair. That day I saw it, okay! Go ahead bravely.
Tianya, soft China on the table, I looked at it, it was finished, and when I looked at the cards on my wrist, I felt a little sad and hated myself, why did I give my son to him to teach?" Yu Degang said with a heartbroken expression.
"Dad! You can't say that about my master. My master is very kind to me. He never avoids me when he drinks. I will never drink Wuliangye when he drinks Maotai. When he smokes and buys Zhonghua, he always buys two packs at a time. When he goes out,
When I go to the bathing center, Master always asks me to do it first." Yu Qilin said seriously, making the audience burst into laughter.
"You two are collaborating to try to exploit me, aren't you? Tell me, your son eats, drinks, and lives in my house, and I haven't said a single word of kindness in the end." Guo Qian said angrily.
Yu Degang's family, Yu Qilin, pulled him aside and said, "Son, do you know why he did that to you? It's my father's fault. It's his fault. He's taking revenge on his father. There's no point in trying to incriminate him. It's so painful.
You are.
But why are you really following his bad example? Didn’t I ask you to go to his house and take good care of your master’s wife and your master’s wife’s fat son? You should treat your master’s son as your own brother. After all, you
They both have the same blood type."
Yu Qilin responded and said: "I did everything you told me. Wasn't my original intention confused by happiness? I will definitely change it. By the way, dad, my master asked me to send you a message to let you see what day the master will be."
When you go on a business trip, go to her house and she will make dumplings for you to eat."
Upon hearing this, Guo Qian angrily walked up to Yu Degang and his father and said angrily: "You think my ears can't hear, right? I can hear what you say, come here, good disciple." Yu Qilin was pulled down by Guo Qian.
To the side.
Guo Qian whispered in his ear: "Apprentice, how many times has the master told you, you two brothers, it is not certain whether the position of the young class leader is yours, and even if it is yours, look at you
Dad's virtues are like those of a bastard. He has a living. They say that good people don't live long, but disasters live for thousands of years. You are not only a disaster, but also immoral. Let alone starting at 150, it's just you two. I don't know who will live.
Who should I pass?
Your father will give up his position to you, and maybe you won't be here anymore. You are willing to always be subordinate to him. You can rely on your appearance to make a living. If you are tall, you can follow me or not, and you can drive with him even if you don't care.
When we got to the road, those who didn’t know better thought it was a driverless car.
You said that you are now fully capable of being the class leader. You want to remove this little word. Then you will no longer have to ask him for money. What you want to buy, what drink you want, what technician you want to order, that is all your own decision.
It’s up to you.”
When Yu Qilin heard this, he suddenly said: "Master, you are right. Not only my brother, but your son may also be my brother. I am an acting young class leader. Just like the highest-ranking professional prince in ancient times, I can be killed by my brothers at any time."
Yes, Master, what do you want me to do?"
Guo Qian pointed at Yu Degang, who had his back turned to them, and said: "If you mess with him, his style is not simple. You are a young man who should be famous in the Sifang. If you mess with him, you will be a corner of the Sifang. This is
It's a bad idea. Since ancient times, good men have to be ruthless. The master has two kilograms of arsenic here. You can use it to cook porridge for him at night..." Guo Qian took out an oil paper bag from his clothes and handed it to Yu Qilin,
Once again, the audience burst into laughter.
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Chen Shi saw the calmness and calmness of the young class leader. This was the lack of stage fright that he had cultivated since childhood. His performance was remarkable, but his skills were indeed passable. If the young class leader had no ability himself and had been relying on the class leader Yu Degang to support him, then what follows?
People will not be satisfied, and no one will be convinced by her.
It is said that the young class leader Yu Qilin's training is stricter than the others. Since childhood, he has to train for two hours for every one hour his brothers train. This is what convinced all the brothers and made all the elders recognize him.
"Let's go and take you to the next place." Gege said.
Chen Shi asked curiously: "You don't want to listen anymore?"
"I don't want to listen anymore. There is still another place. Let's leave first. From now on, I want to hear it once or twice a month, but tonight's event only happens once a year." Gege said.
"What kind of place is this?" Chen Shi asked curiously.
"My bestie's birthday." Princess stood up, and Chen Shi also stood up. When he stood up, he met Han Zhan's eyes. Han Zhan and Li Jiani also stood up. Li Jiani was also surprised when she saw Chen Shi. Why is he here?
No one said anything, after all, no one dared to make mistakes here. Just when Chen Shi looked up, he suddenly saw a familiar figure on the second floor. He was considering whether to go and say hello, but was pulled away by Gege.
"I told you not to look around, especially on the second floor. If someone on the second floor is displeased and you want to be laid to rest, please leave quickly. The birthday party will start soon," Gege said.
"Isn't it right for me to go to your best friend's birthday party?" Chen Shi asked.
"There's nothing wrong with me. Didn't I say that you are my consort? I can't treat you badly by accompanying me in a play. You won't suffer by pretending to be my boyfriend. Don't think too much. I will find a fake boyfriend every once in a while.
Dealing with relatives, friends and family members." Gege said as she sat in the driver's seat of Chen Shi's car, fastened her seat belt and started the car.
"Oh~ you don't like men, do you?" Chen Shi asked curiously.
"Who said that? It's just that everyone who can catch my eye is married. They are all younger than me. Those people are real men and have strong demeanor. Now these little brats are all shiny.
I don’t like someone who is weak but also loves to brag. My new boss must at least start as a low-profile community hero who is a peerless hero.”
