Chapter 324 Participate in the recording of a blind date program
Chen Shi's behavior made everyone on and off the stage very embarrassed. It was so embarrassing that no one knew what to say. It was so quiet that one could hear breathing even in the quiet studio hall.
Pengsha, what is Pengsha, this is Pengsha, high-level blackness, blackness to the extreme, you don’t know whether it is blackness or praise. The screaming girl seems to have lost her voice, she really can’t make a sound, because she
I can't sing at all.
Chen Shi looked at the girl, staring at her whole body with a death gaze. What the hell should he do? His idol found out that he couldn't sing his songs. What should he do? His supporter found out that he couldn't sing his songs.
If you can sing idol songs, what will other people think of you? Will they despise you?
Chen Shi took the microphone and said: "Calm down, don't be nervous, I'm probably too nervous to speak. Relax, look at the relaxed face of the lady next door, let's let her sing." Chen Shi turned on the microphone.
He handed it to a girl at the back who had a mocking and contemptuous expression. She was probably watching the fun, or maybe she didn't get along with the girl who screamed loudly.
The girl was holding the microphone and looked confused. She was a member of the crowd just now, and now she has become the center of attention. No matter what, she can't sing. She usually shouts: "I love you husband! Hello husband!"
Handsome! My husband is the best!"
I can usually understand the songs I listen to, but whoever listens to his songs can’t understand what is being sung or what he wants to express. Now let yourself sing, what should you sing?
Can the veteran singers competing on the same stage still sing a few lines of songs? After all, they are well-known songs. Although the singer has passed away, the songs are still very good and have not been eliminated by the times. The works have been circulated.
The atmosphere once again fell into embarrassment. Who would have thought of this, just like Elva Hsiao asking the fans in the audience to sing a chorus, but the result was so quiet that Elva Hsiao wanted to go home and find a new boyfriend to cry.
If a singer can do what Wu Bai does, go on stage to play accompaniment for the fans, and then sing a chorus, that is the greatest affirmation for a singer. But if the fans can't sing a word of the singer's song, then it's one of the unsolved problems in the world.
It’s a mystery, why is this?
One thing is also very strange, some girls in the fandom like to laugh at some boys who are losers.
But the boys who watch the movie know that they can’t get the heroine in the movie, the fat guys also know that the anime is fake, and the guys who play the game know that the girlfriends in the game are all paper dolls.
But the star-chasing girls call their idols husband one after another. They actually think that they are their husbands. Who can’t see the reality clearly?
"I guess everyone is too nervous, so I'll sing it a cappella." Chen Shi started singing a few lyrics. In fact, this song is too simple. The lyrics are repeated and are basically English daily life words, such as
The weather is so nice today, I'm going to go surfing, the weather is so nice today, I'm going to play ball, just to bully some fans who don't understand English.
Chen Shi is a top-notch hacker. First of all, he can actually sing a section of this song. Then almost no one doubts that Chen Shi is a hacker. Moreover, even the fans in the fan club can't sing the entire song. Chen Shi can sing it.
This is a true fan.
But Chen Shi, a true fan, compared this little meat to the fact that he could beat Michael Jackson, the Four Heavenly Kings, and Zhou Wang Tao Lin. If this was broadcast, then this little meat would be criticized by tens of thousands of people.
Fans are trolling the group.
Xiao Xianrou's manager took the prompt board and quickly gave Xiao Xianrou a hint. Xiao Xianrou looked at it and said quickly: "I have always liked Michael Jackson very much. He is my life mentor and my musical enlightenment. The Four Heavenly Kings are me."
The direction of my life, Zhou Wang Taolin is my goal, they are all seniors that I respect and love very much.
I still need to make a lot of progress. Compared with them, I am still far behind. I hope that one day I can be like my predecessors. Thank you everyone for your evaluation. I deserve it."
Chen Shi nodded in approval after hearing Huang Yihan's explanation: "Han Han is right. I agree with Han Han. Our predecessors are all in the past. We need to respect them. The new era still depends on Han Han."
Huang Yihan~ That’s not what I meant. Damn it, is this a pig teammate? If you like yourself, you won’t be so brainless. Huang Yihan and everyone present recognized that Chen Shi was a fan of Huang Yihan and that Chen Shi was Huang Yihan.
Very enthusiastic fans, even a little bit brainless.
There are also a group of people who know that Chen Shi has been paid by someone with bad intentions. He can say anything that is unconscionable. He really has no bottom line. There is no bottom line for a human being.
This was the first time that Li Jiani had no principles, and she was even more certain that this guy was a man who said what he said and meant what he meant.
Now that it's better, Huang Yihan doesn't know how to answer the question. What the hell, do he just despise his predecessors? In fact, he does think that the older generation of artists are outdated, but he doesn't dare to say it.
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"Don't talk nonsense. I have always respected my seniors. I am very respectful to my seniors. Can you please stop talking?" Huang Yihan was about to cry. He was trying to make himself stupid.
When I asked Chen Shi to continue talking, I guess I was confused. I still knew very clearly how many points I had. Should I beat Michael Jackson? Beat the Four Heavenly Kings? Beat Tao Lin, King of Zhou? Why didn't I say I was beaten?
Tathagata, if this is exposed, fans all over the world will probably come to criticize me.
Chen Shi looked at Huang Yihan with an innocent face and said: "You are really awesome in my heart. Even Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi can't compare to you in football. If you want to play basketball in the NBA, there will be no other players. Shut up."
, I won’t say it anymore, after all, you like to keep a low profile, and excellent people are always humble.”
Huang Yihan wants to die. This has offended the two most influential circles in the sports world. This is not because he wants to confuse himself, but because he wants to die.
"I'm just rubbish, nothing!" Huang Yihan roared and walked off the stage. The audience was shocked. Is Huang Yihan so real? He actually admitted that he was rubbish. Did he admit that he was rubbish?
Now the director of the program team was confused. If this material was edited out, it would be difficult for the show to become popular. Chen Shi took advantage of the second performance and slipped away when the guests came out to perform. This damn thing can't be left here.
I'm here. I guess if I stay too long, people will find out that I am a fake fan.
This Huang Yihan is a typical top star. He is usually very arrogant. Anyone who offends him or expresses negative opinions about him will be criticized by fans all over the Internet. Which program group invites Huang Yihan to be a guest? If he is not allowed to appear on C
, the entire program team and the guests at the same time will be sprayed.
Basically, no one on the Internet dares to offend him and his fans. Can you say that he doesn't know the behavior of fans? Of course he does. He enjoys the feeling of being praised and said, so these idols don't care about what fans do.
It's all laissez-faire, and many times the fan behavior must be paid for by the idol.
Really powerful big-name celebrities basically advise their fans not to chase stars or spend money randomly. In fact, they advise fans to be normal people and not to affect their own lives and other people's lives because of chasing stars. But these top celebrities basically don't care.
For these, fans raise funds to help them with advertising and marketing, fans pay for their works, and they are criticized, and fans come to criticize them.
Now the idol is also panicking. If he keeps talking like this, he will probably be besieged by the whole Internet tomorrow. That's why he said that he is rubbish. He has to say this, otherwise he will really die without a burial place.
Sure enough, before the show was aired, there were rumors that Huang Yihan had beaten Michael Jackson, punched the Four Heavenly Kings and kicked Zhou Wang Tao Lin, and a hat trick led to Messi and Ba leading the team to easily win ten championships.
The future leader of the Chinese music scene, the world's top superstars, etc., these reports are overwhelming. It is said that they are said by Huang Yihan's fans. Now people have to sigh, brainless fans are really brainless.
Huang Yihan came out to explain immediately, but who cares about his explanation? We can only see the whole story after the program airs it.
But the program team couldn't broadcast it at this time. Helplessly, Huang Yihan went on stage to explain himself, but no one listened to his explanation. He recorded a video of his own and said: "I didn't slander anyone, I'm just rubbish, and I don't deserve to be with my seniors."
Compare."
This shocked everyone. What happened to make Huang Yihan so emotional?
Huang Yihan was also speechless. He was hurt so badly by a fan who boasted without any brains. He couldn't express his pain...
Three days after the recording of the program, Chen Shi was going to Jinling again. This time it was a blind date program, and Chen Shi was asked to participate. Moreover, Wang Zheng made a special trip to tell Chen Shi that he was fighting for you this time.
Chen Shi mentioned to Wang Zheng before that he should not let himself go around recording such tiring programs in the future.
Isn’t it good to find a blind date program for yourself? In the end, Wang Zheng really prepared it for Chen Shi. This time, this program is a collaboration between Empty Ping Media and Jinling TV Station?
For this year’s Jinling New Year’s Eve Party, Empty Bottle Media has invited some of their most popular artists.
This time it was a friendly gift to Empty Bottle Media, so Wang Zheng gave it to Chen Shi, and Chen Shi also wanted to see what this once very popular program was like.
Two days later, the plane landed. After arriving in Jinling, I went straight to the TV station to record.
"Niubi Lei, really Niubi Lei~" The sound engineer was adjusting the entrance song, which was about to be recorded. Chen Shi was arranged to appear at the end. He sat backstage and watched the recordings of the previous people, looking for experience.
To be honest, I'm quite nervous.
A bald man wearing a suit was standing on the stage rehearsing. There was also a middle-aged woman and a fat man sitting on the stage chatting. The show started recording immediately, and more than two dozen female guests were going through the rehearsal.
Chen Shi took a look and saw how much powder was applied to this damn girl. It looked much worse from a close distance than on TV. Her thighs were so thick that it was scary.
"Mr. Chen will talk to you about the next process. He will let you briefly introduce yourself, and then he will ask you some questions. The female guest will ask questions according to the script, and you can simply answer them."
"Oh, I understand, thank you for your hard work." Chen Shi said to the executive director.
Ten minutes later, "Now we invite the last male guest." the bald host shouted.
There was a flash of fake death, awesome music played, and Chen Shi made a grand appearance. Dressed in a black casual suit, he took the microphone from the host and said: "Hello, Mr. Meng, hello two emotional teachers. My name is Chen Shi, I am 2x years old this year.
, from Jianghai City, is an entrepreneur.”
The director team in the audience took the lead in applauding, and the audience applauded very cooperatively.
"Hello Xiao Chen, you are in your twenties and you are eager to come here to find a partner. Is it because of family pressure or because you want to fall in love?" the host Meng Fei joked.
"Of course I want to fall in love. I have so much energy and nowhere to vent it, so I came here. I hope I can take away a female guest." Chen Shi said.
This... Mengfei is confused and doesn't know how to answer it. Are you here to find a companion to vent your anger to?
He quickly changed the topic and said: "What is the first impression of the 24 female guests on this male guest? Please choose."
Dong Dong Dong~ Five lights were turned off on the stage. A cold-looking female guest said: "Male guest, I feel you don't respect women. Why do you come here because you have no place to vent your energy?"
Looking for a girlfriend or a fire extinguisher?
What do you think of the female guest?" The female guest did not follow the script. After all, there were no spicy sentences according to the script, so it was difficult to show up. Few of us followed the script, and the program team also acquiesced. Those who could not be broadcast were left to
Just post-processing.
Chen Shi glanced at the female guest and said: "First of all, I have always wondered why the female guest who turned off the lights on this show still has the right to speak. If you turn off the male guest's lights, you should remain silent. This is the most basic fairness and respect. Secondly,
.The vent I am talking about is to exercise and create together, to express and vent one's youth and abundant energy. You have a dirty mind, is it because I am not as dirty as you?"
The aloof woman blushed when Chen Shi said that, and there was anger in her eyes.
Female guest No. 21, a sweet-looking girl, said to Chen Shi in a baby voice: "Male guest, you are so ungentlemanly. You don't even have the most basic gentlemanly manners. I think you are a bit low."
"Do you know who I am? Then do you know what I have done and done? My gentlemanly demeanor is reserved for those who understand gentlemanly demeanor. Do you think you, a girl from the three eastern provinces, are tired of imitating Baodao baby sounds? I have seen it.
According to your information, you have not always lived in the three northeastern provinces and have not lived in Treasure Island. Could it be that your voice has mutated? Then can you also have the superpower of turning a boy into a girl? "
The female guest on the 21st suddenly turned off the lights. In order to ease the atmosphere, Mengfei played the first VCR introduction. In the screen, Chen Shi appeared in a villa and said: "My name is Chen Shi. I am an entrepreneur. I only came here to
I would like to tell the female guests that you would rather cry in a BMW than laugh on the back of a bicycle. I have a car and a bicycle that are better than the BMW. Do you think you can sit on them? Pick and choose all day long.
I have a problem with the male guests. I would like to ask, are you talented or handsome?"
"Your faces can be assembled at will and used as building blocks. As for your talents, with all due respect, I really didn't realize that you can't even be virtuous and virtuous, let alone manage your family well.
You spray this and that all day long, and the male guests are collectively attacked when you reply to them. To put it bluntly, you want to catch a good guy but also want others to give you money to spend. They don’t bother to pamper you and spoil you. They treat you wholeheartedly. Are you looking for your father or you?
Looking for a partner? Your dad probably won’t even recognize your faces after not seeing you for a few months."
The audience in the audience was dumbfounded. The host and two emotional coaches knew the content of Chen Shi's personal video in advance. They thought it was the ratings. No matter what he said, it would definitely become a hot topic, but the female guest quit.
On the 20th, a charming female guest wearing glasses said: "Your background and your speech and behavior have made me see the ignorance and self-righteousness of the upper class. You are also extremely chauvinistic. Do you think I am cheating?"
I am a pure natural, I graduated from Huaqing University, and now I have been admitted to the Ph.D., do you think I am here to find rich people? Or are you just a villain and a gentleman?" Suddenly there was a bulge in the surroundings.
After receiving applause, the other female guests seemed to finally take a breath. Chen Shi was too arrogant, and No. 20 had a victorious smile on his face.
